and then Moses cried out in a loud voice: “SHOW ME YOUR MOVES”! and the red sea showed moses its moves, alowing the slaves to cross to safety

Lukmuxik offered this follow-up to last week’s Church of Falcon submission! Who knew a huge body of water had such moves?

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 14, 2009 · 10:09 PM 
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192 Responses to “and then Moses cried out in a loud voice: “SHOW ME YOUR MOVES”!”

  1. Ruben on August 15th, 2009 2:12 am

    I've come to a known fact about all these Church of Falcon posts.

    I laugh= I'm going to go to Hell

  2. Masterluigi452 on August 15th, 2009 2:19 am

    Another epic Falcon Bible right there!!!
    Hands down!!

  3. Don on August 15th, 2009 2:31 am


  4. ballzach77 on August 15th, 2009 2:33 am

    So, would Moses be Falco? I'm not as wise in the ways of the Great Falcon as some on this site are.

  5. KingofRetards on August 15th, 2009 2:36 am

    And Moses made it into the promised land. Then, Moses' people began to start worshiping other brawlers. The Great Falcon wasn't pleased. So then, the Great Almighty Falcon made the slaves stay there for 40 years being traumatized by Lvl 9 Donkey Kongs. And it was good.

  6. MrRaccoon on August 15th, 2009 2:47 am

    Needs moar Falcon
    But epic nonetheless (sp?)

    But where are my plagues? I need plagues to show the Almighty's fury!
    And the pharaon Wolf

  7. AuraMaster on August 15th, 2009 3:07 am

    The pharaoh, who did not keep his end of the bargain, tried to not let them do that. The almighty Falcon punished him for his betrayal by closing the Red Sea on him and his army once all of Moses' followers had crossed. It came on him like a thousand Falcon Punches. Rumor has it that the pharaoh's last words were "I CAN'T LOSE!"

  8. Badonk on August 15th, 2009 3:22 am

    I say…. WE PARTY!

  9. Sinister Minister on August 15th, 2009 3:49 am

    Still overdone.


  10. 2ndplaya on August 15th, 2009 4:04 am



  11. Badonk on August 15th, 2009 12:13 am

    We need to keep the Falcon Book pure and untainted. I propose a falcon enclave to preside over new editions to the word of falcon.

    This picture fails to show the true glory of the story, the giant flaming vortex created by a falcon kick…

  12. Badonk on August 15th, 2009 4:15 am

    Not if you embrace the falcon as your true lord and savior

  13. Vosur on August 15th, 2009 4:22 am

    Sorry, but I'm just sideline person in watching this…Can't really say anything bad or anything to add to it.

  14. Wiibejammin on August 15th, 2009 5:15 am

    I gotta say its kinda underwhelming, bad photoshop, writing, and layout. Plz leave the church of falcon stuff to Mr.Raccoon, Badonk and the rest of the pros

  15. theevilone4 on August 15th, 2009 6:49 am

    Are you, perhaps, preventing someone from doing that?

    Ahem, I believe we have a Wolfist here!

  16. Masterluigi452 on August 15th, 2009 2:57 am

    OMFG Finally 69!
    Gawd how long have I been waiting for this???
    Forgot the date, but I do know that it's time for Luigi 69!
    The target: obviously Daisy.
    Now, how do I reach Sarasaland again??

  17. stork on August 15th, 2009 9:15 am

    some of you may not agree with me but I also feel isnt a part of the church of falcon's canon so the only reasonable conclusion here is that this is plot by wolf in a fail attempt
    to croupt the church with in its own domain

  18. Colonel_Obvious on August 15th, 2009 2:48 pm

    Bad Church of Falcon sub is bad >:I

  19. pinecone2654 on August 15th, 2009 4:38 pm

    When is somebody going to make a falcon punch energy drink?

  20. Star Wolf on August 15th, 2009 8:14 pm


  21. KingofRetards on August 16th, 2009 7:02 am

    very delicious cake.

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