Falcon FIST!!

This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you! Well, no that’s a lie… it’s going to hurt you WAAAAY more.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 21, 2009 · 9:29 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (129 votes, average: 3.15 out of 5)
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Bad Ideas, Bootylicious, Earthbound, F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Fists of Fury, Nintendo, Sneak Attack, Special Attacks, Super Smash Bros, Wii

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58 Responses to “Falcon FIST!!”

  1. Acrazymonke on August 22nd, 2009 1:30 am

    knew there would be a falcon friday

  2. kirbyownsyou97 on August 22nd, 2009 1:42 am

    captain falcon does it from behind.

  3. LOLCUNO on August 22nd, 2009 1:43 am

    THIRD

  4. BurnoutSpartan on August 22nd, 2009 1:46 am

    I'm not letting him do MY prostate exam *shudder*

  5. Ataeru on August 22nd, 2009 1:49 am

    captain falcon tries a new attack by going mage, presenting his new move FALCON FIST! its summons a pink monster of horrendous power that will… well we don't know, but its from captain falcon and no one questions his moves!

  6. Masterluigi452 on August 22nd, 2009 1:56 am

    Falcon will regret after punching the ultimate chimara…

  7. GiantHobbit on August 22nd, 2009 2:14 am

    The chimera will soon say, "OH YES!"

  8. meinmattias on August 22nd, 2009 2:27 am

    That's the only way he'll take his meds…

  9. Wolf on August 22nd, 2009 3:20 am

    Can't let you do that CAPTAIN FALCON!

  10. NoShoe4You on August 22nd, 2009 5:22 am

    Got a little Captain in You?

  11. Badonk on August 22nd, 2009 5:38 am

    Uggg….Using the whole fist there Cap?

  12. MrRaccoon on August 22nd, 2009 2:15 am

    Bad news: It'll get stuck
    Good news: You'll earn a new ability! FALCON CHIMERA MUNCH!

  13. AuraMaster on August 22nd, 2009 7:24 am

    Don't worry, Ultimate Chimera; I'll Falcon Punch that nasty polyp into oblivion. Say hi to Black Bull, you cancerous bastard.

  14. Deadalive on August 22nd, 2009 9:04 am

    Chimairas face shows a… Unknown feeling!

  15. Colonel_Obvious on August 22nd, 2009 11:51 am

    he's gonna feel that in the morning…
    ~*~
    FIRST!!!

  16. BlueChameleon on August 22nd, 2009 1:43 pm

    TGIF Friday!

  17. Daifuku on August 22nd, 2009 11:53 am

    Good news everyone, Falcon Punches now come as suppositories! :D

  18. Wiibejammin on August 23rd, 2009 3:54 am

    Is it in yet?

  19. DClaw on October 27th, 2009 8:29 pm

    I wonder what that chimera will look like after that!

  20. Anonymous on March 15th, 2010 5:57 pm

    He’ll look like Shawn Handyside shagging Chuck Norris. From behind.

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