I knew Aperture’s sentry guns came in many colorful styles, but who knew they had so many pastel options available?
By Inspectornills, submitted by Dick Pound
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 19, 2011 · 6:56 PM
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Starring Celestia as GLaDOS.
Horrifying, isn't it?
Friendship science.
THE BEST KIND OF SCIENCE
*Aperture Science is not responsible for any damage caused by Rainbow colored atomic explosions*
I can only imagine Derpy as one of those defective turrets from the assembly line.
And then Shawn found another way to post ponies. See what science can do? MAGIC
Gonna tolerate and love you until you stop breathing. Which will be soon.
Cave Johnson approved?
Cave Johnson approved.
Christ, I remember when this turned up on Danbooru. People were cursing its existence because it was ponies and Portal and YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT THERE NO SIR
Chelle would be Discord then? spreading chaos all over apperture science laboratories.
Science is magic. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
"We'll build them 8-feet tall and replace the rainbow with a neutron laser. We'll make billions on the intergalactic arms market!
But things 8-feet tall aren't cute! That's why my Colossal Tammy Tinkle Doll was such a failure"
I'd still prefer friendship being SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEE!
I see your turret's…
And raise you a Pinkie Sphere. rel="nofollow">
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Yes.
I have nothing to say on ponies anymore. i leave it to the great Lewis Black: rel="nofollow">
Just refer to minute 2:00
Voice of reason time!
Shawn, I dont have a problem with ponies, I'm not a fan but i dont hate them either, if you post ponies and its genuinly funny then all power to you.
The problem is the fact that the majority of pony submissions are just
"My Little _____: Friendship is ______"
Lucky for you though this one actual is slightly diffrent rather then just another Team Pony 2 which would have made most of us rage.
another wonderful submission by Dick Pound….is it me or do i always find innuendo behind the person with the porn star name?
All opposed to ponies, say neigh.
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Who's a silly turret?
You're a silly turret!
Who is?
You is, Applejack!
Bumping into storage cubes
and flying into funnels
Who is?
You is, Applejack!
All day long you stand around
Guarding all test rooms with laser stares
Dreaming of electric sheep
Only to get knocked down, unawares
Who's a silly turret?
You're a silly turret!
Who is?
You is, Applejack!
Bumping into storage cubes
and falling into portals
Who is?
You is, Applejack!
Waiting for those nosy subjects
Trying to leave Aperture
Are they coming? Are they going?
Why can't I rhyme "Aperture"?
Who's a silly turret?
You're a silly turret!
Who is?
You is, Applejack!
Bumping into storage cubes
flying into funnels
Who is?
You is, Applejack!
Soon the subject will come in here
Knocking turrets to the floor
Call for GlaDOS, she won't help you
From Chell's gun that shoots portals
Who's a silly turret?
You're a silly turret!
Who is?
You is, Applejack!
Shooting into walls
and falling off of ledges
Who is?
You is, Applejack!
Pisko's comment reminds me of the Wizard in Terraria (a game that practically runs on memes and pop culture references).
Wizard: "Someone once told me friendship is magic. That's ridiculous, you can't turn people into frogs with friendship."
I smell DLC!
Ponies and Portal, why only 4 stars? I thought this is what Halolz is about.
"FRIENDSHIP IS NOT SCIENCE!"
"..Unless it involves deadly nerotoxins and Aperture Science Handheld Portal Devices, that is." "And bullets! Lots and LOTS of bullets!"
At least it's not that pony shit.
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Im afraid you are wrong
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Wow, I'm imagining all of the turrets lines in Fluttershy's meekest voice now. And it Is AWESOME! Somebody needs to make this as a mod.
This so filthy i wouldn’t even touch it with 5 layers of gloves and a pair of pliers.
F@[]$ MLP and it’s fanbase.
Wouldn't it be odd if someone made a pony voice mod for Portal 2 turrets?
I dunno, my mind is currently in Super Meat Boy right now so I got nothin' to say.
Time to get some lemons …
It used to wonder what friendship could be, until they shared it's science with it.
No. FUCK. NO.
This shit has to stop. These goddamn bronies are ruining fucking everything that ISNT EVEN RELATED TO THE SHOW. And now portal?
Fuck. Everything.
And yet people complain constantly about the “arrow to the knee” meme?
Yes. For those who ask, I AM mad, bro.
APPLETURRET
Modus: It will just want to kill you. No beating around the bush.
How to avoid it: The usual way to deal with normal turrets. Would take more hits to kill as it is quite strong.
RARITURRET
Modus: Kills those who are not fashionable.
How to avoid it: Be well dressed and groomed and it will be far too busy complimenting you to kill you.
TWITURRET
Modus: Learns all it cans about enemies to kill it in the most efficient way possible with upgraded AI.
How to avoid it: Warn it GLaDOS will sent it back to turret kindergarden and watch it make normal turret mistakes in killing you rather than analytically defend itself.
PINKITURRET
Modus: Shoots sharp confetti and nitro-explosive balloons instead of regular bullets. Dark sense of humor.
How to avoid it: Laugh AT it, instead of WITH it. It will become too depressed to follow you.
RAINTURRET
Modus: Will kill you in the fastest way possible as soon as it sees you. Very fast moving.
How to avoid it: Challenge it to a contest. It will not back down. Make it a contest where it will inadventantly kill itself with a well-placed portal.
FLUTTURRET
Modus: Pacifist. It wants you as a friend and wants you to do the same, or else it kills you.
How to avoid it: Politely ask it if you can move ahead. It won't refuse a good-mannered friend.
In the event of a rainboom, look directly at the rainboom.