I knew Aperture’s sentry guns came in many colorful styles, but who knew they had so many pastel options available?
By Inspectornills, submitted by Dick Pound
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 19, 2011 · 6:56 PM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
Starring Celestia as GLaDOS.
Horrifying, isn't it?
Friendship science.
THE BEST KIND OF SCIENCE
*Aperture Science is not responsible for any damage caused by Rainbow colored atomic explosions*
I can only imagine Derpy as one of those defective turrets from the assembly line.
And then Shawn found another way to post ponies. See what science can do? MAGIC
Gonna tolerate and love you until you stop breathing. Which will be soon.
Oh thank god. You saved my muffin, pal. Where we going? Is this a jailbreak? I can't see a thing
So… we're all supposed to be cross eyed, then, right? It's not just me? Alright, fantastic
friendship is magic AND science? Don't be ridiculous!
you can't blow people up with friendship…..
can you? *nuclear rainboom*
Cave Johnson approved?
Cave Johnson approved.
Christ, I remember when this turned up on Danbooru. People were cursing its existence because it was ponies and Portal and YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT THERE NO SIR
Chelle would be Discord then? spreading chaos all over apperture science laboratories.
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Shawn you are a meme to us now. ISN'T IT GREAT?!
Science is magic. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
LOL all I heard was "I'm different!!!"
Think of the magic nuclear abilities!
"Do not get covered in the friendship gel"
"We'll build them 8-feet tall and replace the rainbow with a neutron laser. We'll make billions on the intergalactic arms market!
But things 8-feet tall aren't cute! That's why my Colossal Tammy Tinkle Doll was such a failure"
I'd still prefer friendship being SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEE!
I see your turret's…
And raise you a Pinkie Sphere. rel="nofollow">
you beat me on it, but anyway, here it goes
<img src="http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/2408/letspostponies.png" border="'0'//">
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Yes.
Is that what you kids are calling it now?
Template: Hello.
Response: MUFFINS.
*fling*
I have nothing to say on ponies anymore. i leave it to the great Lewis Black: rel="nofollow">
Just refer to minute 2:00
Voice of reason time!
Shawn, I dont have a problem with ponies, I'm not a fan but i dont hate them either, if you post ponies and its genuinly funny then all power to you.
The problem is the fact that the majority of pony submissions are just
"My Little _____: Friendship is ______"
Lucky for you though this one actual is slightly diffrent rather then just another Team Pony 2 which would have made most of us rage.
Just for kicks im gonna post what is and isnt acceptable
Acceptable:
WatchponyHow to make Sandvich Sonic Rainboom
Not Acceptable:
My Little CreeperPony Fortress 2Pony Fortress 2 (Again)Left 4 PoniesLeft 4 Ponies 2
first on the acceptable list has me as top comment…i get more attention!
<img src="http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110821022547/callofduty/images/e/e0/14381-fluttershy-yay.jpg">
Befriend (v):To use mecha-class beam weaponry to inflict grievous bodily harm on a target in the process of proving the validity of your beliefs
another wonderful submission by Dick Pound….is it me or do i always find innuendo behind the person with the porn star name?
All opposed to ponies, say neigh.
Hey, sharing with is caring for friends.
….DUCK SEASON SHOOT.
GLaDOS for Trollestia then
…seriously, think about it here for a second.
Dang it Rofl, stop mechahumping Renkin just because he plays Super Robot Wars.
Well Chell is practically impossible to kill
Discord gets sealed away in two episodes. Plus Chell's usually the one facing the dangers.
Discord is more fit for Wheatley if anything.
Wheatley could be Discord for the same reasons oh god I'm debating MLP and I haven't even watched it. How can I know this stuff. I'm serious, I don't think you can get it in the UK!
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Who's a silly turret?
You're a silly turret!
Who is?
You is, Applejack!
Bumping into storage cubes
and flying into funnels
Who is?
You is, Applejack!
All day long you stand around
Guarding all test rooms with laser stares
Dreaming of electric sheep
Only to get knocked down, unawares
Who's a silly turret?
You're a silly turret!
Who is?
You is, Applejack!
Bumping into storage cubes
and falling into portals
Who is?
You is, Applejack!
Waiting for those nosy subjects
Trying to leave Aperture
Are they coming? Are they going?
Why can't I rhyme "Aperture"?
Who's a silly turret?
You're a silly turret!
Who is?
You is, Applejack!
Bumping into storage cubes
flying into funnels
Who is?
You is, Applejack!
Soon the subject will come in here
Knocking turrets to the floor
Call for GlaDOS, she won't help you
From Chell's gun that shoots portals
Who's a silly turret?
You're a silly turret!
Who is?
You is, Applejack!
Shooting into walls
and falling off of ledges
Who is?
You is, Applejack!
rel="nofollow">Something like this?
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Overture.
You could rhyme Aperture with Overture.
But then you'd have to make some sort of metaphor involving the works of Aperture relating to a musical production.
Wow. I'm not even sure I know what I'm doing right now.
With Wheatley as Luna/Nightmare Moon, obviously.
Oh god…
who the fuck would be DisQuord?
<img src="http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/5/58178/1771428-cj_young_super.png">
Actually, LFP 2 did reasonably well.
…
You make it sound a lot worse than it is…
Pisko's comment reminds me of the Wizard in Terraria (a game that practically runs on memes and pop culture references).
Wizard: "Someone once told me friendship is magic. That's ridiculous, you can't turn people into frogs with friendship."
I smell DLC!
Ponies and Portal, why only 4 stars? I thought this is what Halolz is about.
The internet can get you ANYTHING. Haven't you noticed that by now? :P
Mmm… rel="nofollow">Combustible Chocolate Milk
Alright. Because of that scene I have decided to go past the first episode tonight. No promises about whether I will start to like it but… Falcon help me.
*whspers* I know. I just don't want to watch it, and yet via pop culture osmosis, YTPs and Desert Bus for Hope I know all too much.
I would mention a certain flm franchise that's fifth installment in in production and is set at Christmas, but I would probably be mobbed again.
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/halolz-dot-com-captainfalcon-mylittlepony-showmeyahooves.jpg">
He's there in spirit. XD
"FRIENDSHIP IS NOT SCIENCE!"
"..Unless it involves deadly nerotoxins and Aperture Science Handheld Portal Devices, that is." "And bullets! Lots and LOTS of bullets!"
At least it's not that pony shit.
Halolz was originally about Halo. There hasn't been Halo related posts in forever.
Why do I keep falling into that?
And there hasn't been a funny Halo related post in ever.
IDEA!
PONY + HALO!
THIS MUST HAPPEN NOW!
HAPONYLOLZ.com
There we go. Shawn, make it so.
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This will only spiral down a staircase of undoubtable Kratos related creepiness. This is "TrollMaster-S" after all.
NO! THAT'S A CONTRADICTION YOU MORON!
<img src="http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/8102/poniesv.png" />
MY GOSH PUT THAT UNHOLY THING BACK TO HELL WHERE IT CAME FROM.
But testing shows that all couples who participated in the apeture science cooperative portal testing are still strong friends today.
You complain a lot on the internet, where anything can and most likely will happen…
There's medication to cure that.
because its inevitable…
I can imagine the turrets screaming Muffins!
and I cant stop smiling XD
Im afraid you are wrong
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sorry, my little kratos already exists, and has been posted…
Wow, I'm imagining all of the turrets lines in Fluttershy's meekest voice now. And it Is AWESOME! Somebody needs to make this as a mod.
This so filthy i wouldn’t even touch it with 5 layers of gloves and a pair of pliers.
F@[]$ MLP and it’s fanbase.
Wouldn't it be odd if someone made a pony voice mod for Portal 2 turrets?
I dunno, my mind is currently in Super Meat Boy right now so I got nothin' to say.
My little turret: It does not hate you.
I'm perfectly okay with this list. Mainly because I have to agree that the acceptable ones were, by far, the best pony submissions he made, that legitimately made me happy.
Well, the Watchpony one was more funny because of the comments, because y'see, I haven't seen anything involving Watchmen that wasn't Watchpony, the movie commercials, a few comic panels, and Harry Partridge's animation.
We always do that
stop acting like it's not a daily occurrence :U
Pretty much. The Sonic Rainboom submission was really the only one I thought was clever/amusing. The rest were just pony spam and were downranked accordingly.
Laughter Sphere?
Time to get some lemons …
speaking of terraria 1.1 the first dryad that moved in in the new world i created for the new patch was actually named Celestia AND she moved in the room where my bed was… <img src="http://fim.413chan.net/oatmeal/src/130776923089-4786_-_celestia_Mole.png">
It used to wonder what friendship could be, until they shared it's science with it.
No. FUCK. NO.
This shit has to stop. These goddamn bronies are ruining fucking everything that ISNT EVEN RELATED TO THE SHOW. And now portal?
Fuck. Everything.
And yet people complain constantly about the “arrow to the knee” meme?
Yes. For those who ask, I AM mad, bro.
APPLETURRET
Modus: It will just want to kill you. No beating around the bush.
How to avoid it: The usual way to deal with normal turrets. Would take more hits to kill as it is quite strong.
RARITURRET
Modus: Kills those who are not fashionable.
How to avoid it: Be well dressed and groomed and it will be far too busy complimenting you to kill you.
TWITURRET
Modus: Learns all it cans about enemies to kill it in the most efficient way possible with upgraded AI.
How to avoid it: Warn it GLaDOS will sent it back to turret kindergarden and watch it make normal turret mistakes in killing you rather than analytically defend itself.
PINKITURRET
Modus: Shoots sharp confetti and nitro-explosive balloons instead of regular bullets. Dark sense of humor.
How to avoid it: Laugh AT it, instead of WITH it. It will become too depressed to follow you.
RAINTURRET
Modus: Will kill you in the fastest way possible as soon as it sees you. Very fast moving.
How to avoid it: Challenge it to a contest. It will not back down. Make it a contest where it will inadventantly kill itself with a well-placed portal.
FLUTTURRET
Modus: Pacifist. It wants you as a friend and wants you to do the same, or else it kills you.
How to avoid it: Politely ask it if you can move ahead. It won't refuse a good-mannered friend.
Aw man… NOW THAT'S ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT!
In the event of a rainboom, look directly at the rainboom.
Oh shit, I nearly woke up my brother.
I managed to laugh out loud. For about a second.
Just watch it already.
Or don't.
It's up to you really C:
Ironically you complain a lot about people complaining about My Little Pony. I see you in nearly every MLP comment thread, rushing to defend the franchise, convicting "haters" left and right. Perhaps that's the most irritating thing about bronies, is their hypocrisy :P