Skyrim Character Creation

Character creation should be done in the privacy of your own home… because it really freaks out the NPC’s!

Also if you didn’t notice the background change, this week is GG-Guys week! GG-Guys is an awesome gaming webcomic by Psyguy and Supadave. It’s so awesome in fact that you’ve probably seen some of their strips featured on here already!

Anyway we’re dedicating this week to them, so check out their site! Read their archives! And also keep an eye out as we’ll be featuring a few more of their strips over the course of the week!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 20, 2011 · 1:27 PM 
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93 Responses to “YOU! PRISONER…WHO ARE YOU?”

  1. Chimental on November 20th, 2011 1:30 pm

    And Prof. Oak is stumped once again.

  2. Shawn Handyside on November 20th, 2011 1:38 pm

    Also am I the only one who thought Redfield Face in the last panel?

  3. GazzyW007 on November 20th, 2011 1:38 pm

    It's because Australian isn't a race in Skyrim.

  4. GazzyW007 on November 20th, 2011 1:39 pm

    Also would anyone like to pair Amber (the purple haired woman) and Chris Redfield's shock faces?

  5. CakeBard on November 20th, 2011 1:40 pm

    Your dad from Fallout 3: Now… are you a boy, or a girl?
    *Awkward staring for a couple hours while player chooses gender*

  6. GazzyW007 on November 20th, 2011 1:43 pm

    No. See my other comments.

  7. walktovanish on November 20th, 2011 1:44 pm

    Exploitable? Yes.
    <img src="http://imgur.com/ZrOd6.png&quot; />

  8. ibbolia on November 20th, 2011 1:47 pm

    Wait, did anyone else notice the female dark elf with a beard?

  9. truegentleman on November 20th, 2011 1:51 pm

    Alright, its time to finish this war! SKYRIM FOR THE NORDIC IMPERIAL ELVISH ORK REDGUARD LIZARD BRETON WEREWOLF CAT VAMPIRES!

  10. Vosur on November 20th, 2011 1:56 pm

    That lizard definitely has the "derp eyes" going.

  11. Bobomberman on November 20th, 2011 1:59 pm

    Don't worry, the never-changing goatee made it all make sense.

  12. Trogador on November 20th, 2011 2:09 pm

    Just wait until I get custom races installed.

  13. Rathial on November 20th, 2011 2:10 pm

    You're… not on the list…
    Captain what should we do??

    KILL HIM… WITH FIRE

  14. Skrist on November 20th, 2011 2:19 pm

    "STEP RIGHT UP AND SEE THE MYSTERIOUS, BEARDED LADY!!"

  15. MasterLuigi452 on November 20th, 2011 2:22 pm

    Redfield face ver. 2?

  16. Marzen on November 20th, 2011 2:22 pm

    Is it bad that I see myself in Mr. Hipster?

  17. SirNumel on November 20th, 2011 2:26 pm

    Straight injections of estrogen?

  18. SirNumel on November 20th, 2011 2:27 pm

    Bethesda figured upside-down physics were too difficult to implement.

  19. NekoKnight on November 20th, 2011 2:43 pm

    I request of someone in the community to shop this picture so the player character always has the Ditto face.

  20. VT_Juju_Man on November 20th, 2011 2:48 pm

    When seeing the who are you and thinking of oak….my mind drifted to this….

    <img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0909/ditto-pokemon-ditto-whore-demotivational-poster-1253158795.png&quot; width=400 height=400>

  21. VT_Juju_Man on November 20th, 2011 2:51 pm

    Wait….is this Skyrim or Saints Row?

  22. Dart5340 on November 20th, 2011 2:54 pm

    The lizard has a beard as well.

  23. GazzyW007 on November 20th, 2011 2:55 pm

    But… the buckets…

  24. Ice_Cold_Water on November 20th, 2011 2:55 pm

    Relevantish
    <img src=http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lurjq9EsNJ1r25ea1o1_500.jpg>

  25. ibbolia on November 20th, 2011 2:58 pm

    Yes.

  26. Niteclaw1028 on November 20th, 2011 3:04 pm

    Clearly it's a shapeshifter. How else could it grow boobs that fast?

  27. Jimmy on November 20th, 2011 3:10 pm

    DAMN. Beat me to the punch. +1

  28. Skrist on November 20th, 2011 3:18 pm
  29. wolfpax181 on November 20th, 2011 3:22 pm

    Hey! Don't hog all the brain-bleach!

  30. wolfpax181 on November 20th, 2011 3:23 pm

    Balloons!

  31. wolfpax181 on November 20th, 2011 3:24 pm

    What's your name? Red.
    What's my nephews name? Gary Motha-fuckin Oak.

    …what is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?

  32. TheInsaneWombat on November 20th, 2011 3:32 pm

    Just like in saints row the third. (You customize your character right before his mugshot)

    Camera Guy: What the shit! He's a fucking alien, man!

  33. bart95 on November 20th, 2011 3:46 pm

    Was wondering about this in the morning o.O

  34. C. Scones II on November 20th, 2011 4:11 pm

    And Dave’s head is now a dragon.

  35. Dimomarg on November 20th, 2011 4:11 pm
  36. John_Know_Doe on November 20th, 2011 4:25 pm

    I remember this one guy who left our secret underground town and came back a different man. No really. he had a different skin color, longer hair, a bigger nose, and wasn't even a man anymore. He was a women. And that's why no one leaves the vault.

  37. Drjolt on November 20th, 2011 4:26 pm

    i change into lizards just to be able to crawl on walls, son.

  38. Oddwan on November 20th, 2011 4:34 pm

    We have a new contestant!

  39. mariokidd319 on November 20th, 2011 4:43 pm

    Please tell me you can actually be a dragon/lizard in this game.

  40. HughbertEsq on November 20th, 2011 5:00 pm

    Huh… So Dittos DO exist in Skyrim! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG! YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME BUT HA! IN YOUR COLLECTIVE HIDDEN FACES!

  41. PortalMan118 on November 20th, 2011 5:01 pm

    MAGIC!!!!

    It's still creepy.

  42. Hyze on November 20th, 2011 5:03 pm

    Welcome to the world of Skyrim! Before we lop your head off we'd like to ask a few questions.
    Are you a boy or a girl?

  43. sisseltheundeadcat on November 20th, 2011 5:29 pm

    well if somebody can zoom in on chris in this then here. I don't know how to do it and then post it.

    <img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2011/09/27/umvc3cover02thumb_1.jpg"&gt;

    I also like nova and striders face.

  44. Mentlegen on November 20th, 2011 5:46 pm

    "Also if you didn’t notice the background change, this week is GG-Guys week! "

    Halolz Game: Try to guess how long this week will last in Shawn's time!

    Will it last longer than "Meat week"? Will Shawn finally reach Valve levels?

    Place your bets now!

  45. Passerby Boy on November 20th, 2011 5:52 pm

    wait…. it takes you THAT long to pick your gender, is there something wrong with you?

  46. Passerby Boy on November 20th, 2011 5:53 pm

    Does the Imperial remind anyone else of Guile, I seriously thought this was a street fighter comic before I read it.

  47. Od Sul on November 20th, 2011 6:02 pm

    *Choose Khajiit*
    "Holy shit! A talking cat!"

  48. SirNumel on November 20th, 2011 6:50 pm

    Not to piss all over the joke, but….

    The authors of GG-Guys insert themselves and other people they know as characters in the comics, and each are identified by a constant feature. Dave (the prisoner) is always identified by his blonde goatee.

    *insert McBain pic here*

  49. Drake148 on November 20th, 2011 6:56 pm

    looks like she is speechless…. wait a second….

  50. £cake on November 20th, 2011 6:56 pm

    *Speech increased to 69*

    Fixed that for you

  51. primedawg9170 on November 20th, 2011 7:17 pm

    Which one? African or european swallow?

  52. ibbolia on November 20th, 2011 7:22 pm

    Well, in game an hour is really a little over a second…except in conversation, where time doesn't pass.

  53. primedawg9170 on November 20th, 2011 7:22 pm

    Now now, there's plenty of Brain Bleach around for all of us.
    <img src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110308012556/tvtropesmirror/images/b/b0/Brain_bleach.jpg"&gt;

  54. ibbolia on November 20th, 2011 7:22 pm

    They needed some way to provide a challenge to players.

  55. Doctor Rover on November 20th, 2011 7:23 pm

    I thought that's when you get the whole neighborhood in bed with you.

  56. ibbolia on November 20th, 2011 7:24 pm

    Assuming we act under diluted valve time due to the number of TF2 submissions here being balance out by Minecraft, Pokemon, and now Skyrim, I think we'll have to deal with it for 234953 Galactic Months.

  57. Vabolo on November 20th, 2011 7:28 pm

    I AM SPARTACUS!

  58. Vabolo on November 20th, 2011 7:29 pm

    …In her pants!

  59. Vabolo on November 20th, 2011 7:31 pm

    *Drow

    Learn2RPG

  60. Vabolo on November 20th, 2011 7:32 pm

    I'd like to pair with Amber's pair, if that's an option.

  61. Vabolo on November 20th, 2011 7:32 pm

    SAXTONHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!

  62. CriticalQuit on November 20th, 2011 7:50 pm

    Sense, this makes none. (in context I mean. The joke is crystal clear)

  63. Ovahdrive on November 20th, 2011 8:00 pm
  64. Redzeroine on November 20th, 2011 8:09 pm

    Smart ass.

  65. Shatman on November 20th, 2011 8:57 pm

    And which kind of African swallow? There are over 50 varieties.

  66. BTSnoogans on November 20th, 2011 9:19 pm

    NO! I'M SPARTACUS!

  67. TCC on November 20th, 2011 9:24 pm

    I've got 99 problems, and all of them are luftballoons…

  68. TCC on November 20th, 2011 9:24 pm

    Now about your rival…

  69. Sir_Nox on November 20th, 2011 9:59 pm

    *Dunmer

    Lrn2ElderScrolls.

  70. Sir_Nox on November 20th, 2011 10:01 pm

    Shit, I spend at least half an hour in the face ediotr. Do you KNOW how hard it is to make someone not look hideous on the Gamebryo engine?

  71. Deep Thought on November 20th, 2011 11:14 pm

    Why can't we have OverClocked Remix week?

    It'll be fun.

  72. Passerby Boy on November 20th, 2011 11:29 pm

    Really? In fallout 3 I just use Preset 2 and give him a Pompadour and i'm good to go.

  73. M4DD4WG on November 21st, 2011 3:24 am

    And now I'm trying to convert that into Earth time using the Galactic Standard Week from MIB (one hour) instead of writing my paper. Lets see… 4weeks in a month so that is 939812 earth hours which is 39159 earthdays which is 107.284 years.
    Yep thats seems legit.

  74. M4DD4WG on November 21st, 2011 3:27 am

    Clearly a Spy mask would be better suited to this website.

  75. JboneDRS on November 21st, 2011 4:59 am

    It's no more wierd than the characters of the game looking exactly like Psyguy and Dave

  76. Shady Kitsune on November 21st, 2011 5:43 am

    NO! I'M SPARTACUS!

  77. Shady Kitsune on November 21st, 2011 5:44 am

    How about a ditto face on a Spy mask?

  78. Shatman on November 21st, 2011 8:51 am

    Everyone knows there is no noticeable difference between a male and female elf.

  79. smartmonkey on November 21st, 2011 9:27 am

    I am captain Bach from Damalska. Don't listen to Gondor lies!

  80. Hellpwnage on November 21st, 2011 11:10 am

    I made the exact same joke when I played it at my friends' place, never expected to see it on Halolz, you have amazed me again

  81. TheInsaneWombat on November 21st, 2011 11:18 am

    Alternatively,

    Bender: "He's a witch!"

  82. GazzyW007 on November 21st, 2011 12:46 pm

    So would everyone. Take a ticket. I'm number 20543.

  83. Shady Kitsune on November 21st, 2011 2:14 pm

    No! I am Captain Basch Fon Rosenberg of Dalmasca!

    Don't listen to Ondor's lies! Basch lives!

    *runs off to cause more confusion*

  84. Shady Kitsune on November 21st, 2011 2:15 pm

    BURN HER!

  85. Shady Kitsune on November 21st, 2011 2:16 pm

    "I can has bukkit?"

    *places buckets on peoples heads*

  86. Vabolo on November 21st, 2011 5:36 pm

    Derp. Sorry for my lack of naoleedj.

  87. Vabolo on November 21st, 2011 5:38 pm

    Are they floating in the summer sky?

  88. wolfpax181 on November 21st, 2011 8:00 pm

    When that cry echos through the air, Chuck Norris wets himself.

  89. TheInsaneWombat on November 21st, 2011 8:12 pm

    It's Derpy Hooves's character. :b

  90. coltsman88 on November 21st, 2011 8:35 pm

    That is a compromise we can all live with.

  91. ibbolia on November 21st, 2011 11:39 pm

    I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

  92. John_Know_Doe on November 22nd, 2011 8:31 pm

    but i didn't do anything.

  93. Silverwolf on April 18th, 2012 5:01 pm

    It's Ranma Saotome?

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