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It`s-a me mario.
I`m-a conquering the universe to get all-a the stars.
Where to, Captain Picard?
"Second sling star to the right, and straight on 'til World S."
All your 'ghetti are belong to us.
(Yes, I know it's Star Trek and not Zero Wing.)
Gotta catch em all.
And then rule with an iron fist.
He's only wearing the Borg Mario suit. It only lasts 30 seconds so its nothing to worry about.
Where's the good ol' Picard facepalm when you need it?
Hopefully Mario doesn't think Worf is a giant, mutated Goomba, or else h'll make sure Mario doesn't have any extra lives left.
Oh no! He ate the Borgshroom! Everyone run for your lives! Or just tap him once.
THAT'S NO MOON.
Itsa us! The Mushroom-ah Kingdom!
Lower your-ah shields, and surrender your ship! Hoo hoo!
We will-ah add-ah your biological and tech-a-nological distinctiveness to our-ah own.
Your culture will adapt to service ours! Mamma Mia!
Resistance is futile.*
Lets-ah go!
*Certain lines you just don't $#*! with.
What Picard doesn't know is that Luigi is already onboard, destroying the ship from the inside
But Im sure he didn't noticed, I wonder why
*Facepalm*
Mario, that's not how you get the Grand Star…
I'm sorry, who?
ALL YOUR HUNGRY LUMAS ARE BELONG TO US
You know, that guy that no one can see
What was it? The spy?
You sugesting Mario would lose to this guy? target="_blank">
My fists they are made of steel?
But your forgetting his game genie suit he has in storage.
Worf would get Wolf to kill mario alot.
Trolls hate star trek apparently. fixed it.
INB4 Can't let you do that Star Trek!
Falon Facepalm!
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Borgio Bro's: Resistence is-a futile, hoo hoo!
Picard: You'll have to call again!
Increase speed, drop down, and reverse direction!
inb4 COSMO PICARD
THAT'S A HEAD.
Looks like Mario and party….
are AHEAD of the game!
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You mean that spy with the green hat?
I think it's…L…link? yeah, link
NO. NOT IN MY COMMENTS, MISTER. BAD.
Thanks. I +1's everything else beforehand, too.
Yes it's Link.
And who else?
Tingle?
hmmm….
ah.
anyone can conquer the world….
ILL CONQUER THE FRKKN ENTERPRISE!!!
WOO HOO!!!!
*Slaps*
WE. DON'T. MENTION. HIM. EVER.
KALOO LIMPA! :U
…. YES! :U
it's Iron you fool! what are you a Boron?
….
*rimshot*
GIVE ME THE GENESIS DEVICE! :U
dun dun dun dun oh….
-krillin owned count:11-
=(
*Shines light beam*
Lord Grammar Nazi, We need you!
good thing they didn't take the princess.
Worf Barrage imminent in 3… 2..
Also, is it me, or is Halolz looking… ugly? Not loading?
hm so if mario is the bad guy here what makes bowser then?
Didn't you mean "Kooloo-limpah-" *shot*
Where's Rosalina when you need her…
I CAN'T WAIT TO FUTILE THIS!
"Tingle, Tingle, Koo-loo-limpah-Koolimpah!"
There, you are now under Tingle's spell. Prepare to be horribly molested.
In the last panel, I think we've found the new "mindf***" face.
Anybody else notice this is tagged with Star WARS?
Support units? Nobody ever pays attention to them. I always just let them die in their stupidity.
http://brokenteapot.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2re…
That is all.
Game Genie suit only works for the classics.
For more modern stuff, there's the action replay suit
The servant of the Tetris God.
Picard and his crew are screwed. . . . Now if it was Zapp Brannigan it would be a different story
Deanna Troi's face in the fourth panel is priceless.
Happens to me every now and then. Try clearing out your cookies.
Well, at least it's not voyager.
…
"Shields are down! Warp-core is offline!"
…
Every last part of that ship is broken.
That’s because no one wants to screw Zapp Brannigan. Ever.
wait…wasnt bowser the one making the tetris blocks in the first place?
Houston, We Have A Problem..
I CAN'T WAIT TO ASSIMILATE THIS!
Stop blaming all your problems on me Leo! >:U
I see no cookie. I see an 8-bit Medic.
Dammit. I dont know enough about Star Trek to say anything about this <-<
Make it so!
I pity the next… TALE OF INTEREST! :U
SEMANTICS!
STOP DIEING YOU COWARDS!
well it is a war of sorts, and it is among the stars…. >.>
Makes you wonder what the fuck the maintenance guys did all day
I'll send wave apon wave of my own men at them
Can't let you do that, Star Treck
Redshirt : "Oh wait, Tuvok is coming, time to pretend I'm doing something"
*Jiggles wires around*
Tuvok: "Ensign, what are you doing?"
Redshirt: "Just jiggling the- I mean, Calibrating the warp-core reflux array"
Tuvok: "Very good Ensign"
Redshirt: *thinking* "Works every time"
…
The only good news is, this redshirt died later than episode.
Facepalm engaged Captain!
Mostly because
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Exactly.
The Tetris God controls Bowser.
wait… if weegee is on teh enterprise, than who is that to the right of borg mario???
This is completely unrelated, but THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US!
A WOMAN TOLD A MAN TO GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN ON FACE BOOK!
WE'RE DOOMED
I CAN'T WAIT TO RESISTANCE THIS!
Well played, sir, Well played.
*golf clap*
Dude, at least make sure someone is in a picture before you send it.
WITH YOUR POWERS COMBINED! :U
Hey!
My old avatar!
THAT AIN'T FALCO!!
Although it's a bit egotistical of Mario to have a space ship in the shape of his own head, it's also freaking awesome!
STOP EXPLODING YOU COWARDS!
fixed.
YOU CAN'T CORRECT ME, IT'S AGAINST BRANNIGAN'S LAW! :U
Yes… well… I've made it with a woman, inform the men.
Everyone quick!
There is a -1 troll!!!
All I can say about space travel is "Exterrrrminate!"