Holding my Pokemon for ransom is one thing… but now it looks like that old couple at the daycare are starting to play hardball!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 20, 2011 · 9:57 PM
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How much for you to just keep them?
It's not good to extort a person who by the endgame will probably have captured god and some entities that might as well be god.
He obviously has enough money to afford that, but…
*Uses it all gambling*
"Giovanni's Day-care Center -- "Doesn't matter if you dropped them off or not we'll make you pay to get'em back!""
And if you refuse to pay, they will be dropped into the incinerator at the south end of the habitat.
Take your time..
Too expensive. Keep them.
They're holding Jimmy's family ransom for the secret recipe to Volcano Bakemeat.
you pay the money and she gives you a ditto…
snap.
Fine,my father left me hells know when,I DONT EVEN REMEMBER HIM!
And my mother does nothing besides spending the money i ask to her keep it safe.
So you can more stay with then,i will go and enjoy my adventure.Hell,the only time i get back to that stupid house is when i need to rub on her face that i became the Champion or defeated freacking Red.
Don't you know?
MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
I'd wait for a few more hours. I need my family to get over level 50 so it can evolve into Xtndedfmly. =D
What? Family is evolving!!
CONGRATULATIONS! Your family evolved into Xtndedfmly!
Xtndedfmly would like to learn Grandchildren!
Forget a move to learn Grandchildren?
>Yes
No
Which move shall be forgotten?
>Childbirth
Teenage Rebellion
Parenting
Incest
one would think these jokes would only be funny for so long
but they would be wrong
huh….weird. I expected Gary to be the one to hold my family hostage and charge me a small fee to get them back. Or is it just me?
what a scam.
My pc OAKDOS (Old Anal Koot Directing Obscene Sex) told me I was adopted.
then it sent me through 8 test chambers with the promise that I would find my father and mother… I found my father's corpse but my mother is still missing….
While we were taking care of your family we found this Egg…
They are not even shiny.
Ok, suit yourself. More Volcano Bakemeat for me then!!!
'Kay.
Got any eggs for me?
Somewhat relevant:
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DAMMIT IT DOESN'T SHOW THE PICTURE
Well. That's what you get for pitting your family into mortal combat with mutant animals for blood sport.
You can have them…
Dad was Rash
Mom was Sassy
And my Brother was Naughty.
I think I'll just try to find some of the right nature, maybe even EV train them.
rel="nofollow">GIVE ME BACK MY SON!
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First my virginity , then my character's boyfriend, now my penis, what will this old bat demand next?
Your family are doing fine. They prefer to play with others instead of each other.
Yes, exactly! Watch the video, it clearly asks if you would like to be a Boy or a Gir.
Your mother was a Rattata and your father smelled of Oran berries!
Is everyone stealing our business strategies?!
I didn't know you could play as Harrison Ford in Pokemon. (anyone get this reference? it's a vaguer one).
1600 Pokédollars? That's the price of an Ultra Ball and two Poké Balls!
Hrmm…Family, or pokeballs…Family, or pokebaaaaallllsssss…
That's not my family! Don't think I don't see the Ditto in this picture…
You know what?
Screw my parents.
I rather spend my money on Lemonade instead of getting my family back.
Pokedollars are basically the same as Yen, and ¥1600 is only about $16 USD.
Hm… quite a dilemma we have here…
The kids' family is only worth $16…
Day Care Lady: "Oh hello, Gramps was just looking for you"
Me: "Yes, probably because you abducted him yesterday."
The Goldenrod Name Rater should start charging in my opinion. ¬¬
Well, your Pokemon team is like your family.
There's no room in your party for your family. Please go deposit one into your PC.
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. But what I do have are a very particular set of pokemon, pokemon I've acquired over a long career. If you let my family go, that'll be the end of it. But if you don't, I will hunt you down, I will find you, and I will make your pokemon faint.
After this incident, Gold reported this to the US Government…
and now old ladies get patted down by the TSA at airports
(yes I am calling out the TSA)
Ok grandma, we'll visit more often, now put the gun down and let them go
Spy's sappin' his family.
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell
you I don't have money.
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have
acquired over a very long career.
Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If
you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.
But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
1600? BUT THAT IS MY WEEKLY LEMONADE BUDGET!
Gimme back my family! rel="nofollow">