If you want your family back, it will cost $1600.

Holding my Pokemon for ransom is one thing… but now it looks like that old couple at the daycare are starting to play hardball!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 20, 2011 · 9:57 PM 
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Nintendo, Nintendo DS, Pokémon, Serious Business

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113 Responses to “If you want your family back…”

  1. MorningMoon on April 20th, 2011 9:58 pm

    How much for you to just keep them?

  2. Roflcopter419 on April 20th, 2011 10:01 pm

    It's not good to extort a person who by the endgame will probably have captured god and some entities that might as well be god.

  3. Creeperman on April 20th, 2011 10:01 pm

    He obviously has enough money to afford that, but…
    *Uses it all gambling*

  4. Sid_Diddly on April 20th, 2011 10:03 pm

    "Giovanni's Day-care Center -- "Doesn't matter if you dropped them off or not we'll make you pay to get'em back!""

  5. aimless_void on April 20th, 2011 10:03 pm

    And if you refuse to pay, they will be dropped into the incinerator at the south end of the habitat.

    Take your time..

  6. ThatOneDude on April 20th, 2011 10:04 pm

    Too expensive. Keep them.

  7. Trainer_Black on April 20th, 2011 10:05 pm

    They're holding Jimmy's family ransom for the secret recipe to Volcano Bakemeat.

  8. dope92 on April 20th, 2011 10:05 pm

    you pay the money and she gives you a ditto…


  9. Hakokoro on April 20th, 2011 10:06 pm

    Fine,my father left me hells know when,I DONT EVEN REMEMBER HIM!

    And my mother does nothing besides spending the money i ask to her keep it safe.

    So you can more stay with then,i will go and enjoy my adventure.Hell,the only time i get back to that stupid house is when i need to rub on her face that i became the Champion or defeated freacking Red.

  10. DarthShadow91 on April 20th, 2011 10:16 pm

    Don't you know?


  11. spaghettiweegee on April 20th, 2011 10:34 pm

    I'd wait for a few more hours. I need my family to get over level 50 so it can evolve into Xtndedfmly. =D

    What? Family is evolving!!

    CONGRATULATIONS! Your family evolved into Xtndedfmly!

    Xtndedfmly would like to learn Grandchildren!

    Forget a move to learn Grandchildren?


    Which move shall be forgotten?

    Teenage Rebellion

  12. dekuskrub1 on April 20th, 2011 10:36 pm

    one would think these jokes would only be funny for so long
    but they would be wrong

  13. mikeorike on April 20th, 2011 10:41 pm

    huh….weird. I expected Gary to be the one to hold my family hostage and charge me a small fee to get them back. Or is it just me?

  14. spplmj on April 20th, 2011 10:41 pm

    what a scam.

    My pc OAKDOS (Old Anal Koot Directing Obscene Sex) told me I was adopted.

    then it sent me through 8 test chambers with the promise that I would find my father and mother… I found my father's corpse but my mother is still missing….

  15. XPengooX64 on April 20th, 2011 10:42 pm

    While we were taking care of your family we found this Egg…

  16. smartmonkey on April 20th, 2011 10:43 pm

    They are not even shiny.

  17. Jimmy on April 20th, 2011 10:46 pm

    Ok, suit yourself. More Volcano Bakemeat for me then!!!

  18. invadingduck on April 20th, 2011 10:49 pm

    Got any eggs for me?

  19. SSFF6B on April 20th, 2011 10:58 pm

    Somewhat relevant:


  20. TheUnknownNoob on April 20th, 2011 11:13 pm

    Well. That's what you get for pitting your family into mortal combat with mutant animals for blood sport.

  21. BoxeyBrown on April 20th, 2011 11:16 pm

    You can have them…

    Dad was Rash
    Mom was Sassy
    And my Brother was Naughty.

    I think I'll just try to find some of the right nature, maybe even EV train them.

  22. Nick Soapdish on April 20th, 2011 10:17 pm
  23. Uzumakiclan43 on April 20th, 2011 11:19 pm

    First my virginity , then my character's boyfriend, now my penis, what will this old bat demand next?

  24. Nick Soapdish on April 20th, 2011 11:21 pm

    Your family are doing fine. They prefer to play with others instead of each other.

  25. Trainer_Black on April 20th, 2011 11:26 pm

    Yes, exactly! Watch the video, it clearly asks if you would like to be a Boy or a Gir.

  26. PrototypeHero on April 20th, 2011 11:48 pm

    Your mother was a Rattata and your father smelled of Oran berries!

  27. TheAceOfSkulls on April 20th, 2011 11:48 pm

    Is everyone stealing our business strategies?!

  28. CriticalQuit on April 21st, 2011 12:25 am

    I didn't know you could play as Harrison Ford in Pokemon. (anyone get this reference? it's a vaguer one).

  29. Vabolo on April 21st, 2011 12:28 am

    1600 Pokédollars? That's the price of an Ultra Ball and two Poké Balls!

    Hrmm…Family, or pokeballs…Family, or pokebaaaaallllsssss…

  30. BoxeyBrown on April 21st, 2011 12:34 am

    That's not my family! Don't think I don't see the Ditto in this picture…

  31. MasterLuigi452 on April 21st, 2011 2:10 am

    You know what?
    Screw my parents.
    I rather spend my money on Lemonade instead of getting my family back.

  32. Gaytits on April 21st, 2011 4:00 am

    Pokedollars are basically the same as Yen, and ¥1600 is only about $16 USD.

    Hm… quite a dilemma we have here…

  33. Dycro on April 21st, 2011 4:16 am

    The kids' family is only worth $16…

  34. TehVortex on April 21st, 2011 5:28 am

    Day Care Lady: "Oh hello, Gramps was just looking for you"

    Me: "Yes, probably because you abducted him yesterday."

  35. RickO_ on April 21st, 2011 7:59 am

    The Goldenrod Name Rater should start charging in my opinion. ¬¬

  36. KZN02 on April 21st, 2011 12:26 pm

    Well, your Pokemon team is like your family.

  37. VaultLegend on April 21st, 2011 4:15 pm

    There's no room in your party for your family. Please go deposit one into your PC.

  38. CapnMacMillan on April 21st, 2011 5:58 pm

    I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. But what I do have are a very particular set of pokemon, pokemon I've acquired over a long career. If you let my family go, that'll be the end of it. But if you don't, I will hunt you down, I will find you, and I will make your pokemon faint.

  39. Red on April 21st, 2011 10:30 pm

    After this incident, Gold reported this to the US Government…
    and now old ladies get patted down by the TSA at airports
    (yes I am calling out the TSA)

  40. Rexxmech on April 21st, 2011 11:04 pm

    Ok grandma, we'll visit more often, now put the gun down and let them go

  41. tmotom on April 22nd, 2011 1:30 pm

    Spy's sappin' his family.

  42. Puubasan on April 23rd, 2011 6:23 pm

    I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell
    you I don't have money.
    But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have
    acquired over a very long career.
    Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If
    you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.
    But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

  43. Kn0w1d3a on April 24th, 2011 6:35 pm


  44. Vorack45 on May 24th, 2011 11:15 am

    Gimme back my family! rel="nofollow">

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