Old lady, you are a bitch! No one extorts The_Uberninja and gets away with it!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 28, 2009 · 7:54 PM
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these kind of things have been done before with the pokemon being named penis and such
Yes but this isnt a coke joke.. Also the boyfriend seems really cheap…
I love the way people are still coming up with comedic uses for the day-care!
5/5'd
That's… a pretty low ransom…
You don't know, he could be one ugly sonofab****.
Shouldn't be a problem. She's obviously loaded.
I think this would have been funnier if the selection arrow were pointed to "NO."
but if you want a girlfriend, it costs twice as much, mainly because you pay for dinner, too!
Psh, a hundred pokebucks? Go get a Lickitung and be done with it.
HAHAHAHAHAH
P100 could buy you like, a potion
must not be a very good boyfriend…
All that from professional whoring.
Or she could be a rich, snooty bitch.
Oh, I see…
She's still a zombien, his boyfriend died and she wants the corpse for dinner! Right? :D
OLD LADY YOU'RE A WHORE!!!!!!!!!!
Lickitung doesn't have fur, you're safe.
For now.
Must of been a really hot boyfriend.
SECOND… Oh wait…
That's always possible.
Hilarious. It kind of makes me wonder what pokemon her "boyfriend" is…
No no, she's a pimp. Which leaves me a little confused, to be honest.
Yes….. 'for now'…..
he just HAD to go train his penis didnt he?
Plus… I think the Lickitung would do a better job at licking her- never mind.
Memo note to self: THIS IS NOT FURAFFINITY.
I havent really seen any jokes about soft drinks…
a metapod with the ablity to hardern
I'd go for 50.
And Pound. And String Shot.
How much to get my dignity back?
dignity? is there such a thing anymore, in this day and age?
how about my reputation?
That put a thought in my head…
Doubleslap.
I'm surprised no one's made that.
YET.
I expect to see that tomorrow. Chop chop!
I want to see "virginity" for the highest price possible.
Boyfriend shows interest in Girlfriend.
"We found this egg. You take it."
If I was playing as the girl, I'd do this.
i guess nobody want your virginity back
Agreed.
NO SH!T SHERLOCK
how do you think the eggs appear?
You want him so badly? Here! Take him…he's not even shiny…
I've got like eight more! Because you see I havn't been wasting my life stalking some kid. I got my own boyfriend!
I've got so many boyfriends I don't know what to do with them! I'm fucking tripping balls!!! Ask Oak!
"Bitch be TRIPPING balls!"
Stay the hell out of my sight.
BARREL ROLL
100 pokebucks?Fuck I wish my girl will aleast a dollar on me, but for 100 she'll make me pay instead.
C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
idk, i'm still laughing at the comments before this 1
Hell get 'em both, that way you get double the satisfaction.
a diglett? The way she's pimpin', she'd probably get a dugtrio for all it's worth.
Here's the plan. We get the warhead, and hold her boyfriend ransom for…
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS!
Seems expensive to me.
Or a combination of both! :D
Meowth, that's right! :D
*Pinky to mouth*
humm that will make a good omelet
or a diglett
OBJECTION
I thought it was bad when I saw the old lady saying "If you want your penis back" This is funny. The other was… ugh… ==;
She's obviously renting him out.
The Pelipper delivers them?
ROFLMAO
Phew, glad someone got the reference
Thought people would think i was flaming :P
"NO! This ends now!"
Wouldn't a Dugtrio be painfut.
Hi, i came here to take my ex back, how much it is?
Ironically, her manga version, Platina, IS loaded, as she's some kind of princess…
I made the same thing once but I named the pokemon "Money"
what about falcon punch? the drink that will quench your thirst and knock you out cold
Eh. She's probably loose enough to take it…
If she left her boyfriend with a ditto, could she have her old one, and a new level one boyfriend? o.o
I'd pay actual cash money to have that move in a Pokemon game.
It'd like…raise your evasion and attack or whatever.
Nobody ever does.
Let's try "hostage"! >:D
FIR… wai.. what?
The possibilities are endless good sir =|
Don't forget the literally mind-blowing antioxidants!
Like your mom!
*insert 5 minutes of saying "Ohh" right here*
First time on HALOLZ : D (..posting comments..)
@ Vabolo
There is a Falcon Punch six pack, it costs one testicle and half the other one :D (that if Wolf DID let you have both testicles when you were born :l )
@ the pic
Buying People:
It's not slavery.
@ Someguy and EightBall
Coke Joke:
By its phonetic, it's a bottle of coke shaped as a black fizzy penis :D
Mudkips. EVERYONE likes mudkips.
fail
You see SmokeyBandit, when a daddy Plusle and a mommy Plusle try to love each other very much, the daddy Plusle experiences an extreme amount of pain and the mommy Plusle goes to a Pikachu for lovin.
Methinks, she'll go back to the nose of a Probopass rather than fork out $100
Wow, quoting VGcats…
if you want your balls back, it’ll cost you a Ho-oh
I say Virginity
that is cruel XD lol
WIN
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