If you want your virginity back, it will cost $1000. YES/NO

That may seem like a good deal James Garsden, but I’m not entirely sure that it can actually be done!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 23, 2009 · 3:45 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (370 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)
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Adult Situations, Nintendo, Nintendo DS, Pokémon, Serious Business

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89 Responses to “If you want your virginity back”

  1. Lekonua on July 23rd, 2009 7:48 pm

    When are people going to run out of ideas based on Pokemon names? Regardless, I lol'd.

  2. Anonymous on July 23rd, 2009 7:53 pm

    Instantly saved. That is priceless.

  3. eszee on July 23rd, 2009 8:17 pm

    But can they return your pride and dignity? … I didn't think so.

  4. ballzach77 on July 23rd, 2009 8:17 pm

    Damn you old lady, Damn You!!!!

  5. Sir_Snifty on July 23rd, 2009 8:26 pm

    Gotta say, there have been none too few of these, but I think this one is the best.

  6. Kbman on July 23rd, 2009 8:37 pm

    AAAARRGG, THE MENTAL IMAGES BUUUUURRRRNNNNN!!!!!
    *brain bleach plz*

  7. Sigma on July 23rd, 2009 8:44 pm

    No.

  8. MasqueNoMercy on July 23rd, 2009 8:47 pm

    thats how she gets ya… first she takes it… then when you want it back she puts a price on it… then she doesnt even give it back!

    and then youre left in an empty room with your pants down and crying because youre poor now too

  9. BlueChameleon on July 23rd, 2009 9:02 pm

    But I paid £1000 to lose it to you!

  10. Kalathar on July 23rd, 2009 9:08 pm

    Can't let you do that, old lady!

    567/1000

  11. Leo058 on July 23rd, 2009 9:24 pm

    Ah, the daycare people… the masters of fiendish wordplay.

  12. Sigma on July 23rd, 2009 9:52 pm

    Wait a minute….which virginity? There are at least 3 available…

  13. meinmattias on July 23rd, 2009 9:53 pm

    How much for an abortion?

  14. codemaster525 on July 23rd, 2009 10:01 pm

    With pokemon, anything is possible!

  15. Ultamia on July 23rd, 2009 10:11 pm

    BLARG! I thought of this Months ago and could never send a pic in >:(

  16. Ruben on July 23rd, 2009 11:02 pm

    ……………………….How many times are we going to have to see 'If you want your ___ back" quotes??? Is nobody submitting anything better than these?

  17. Taiho on July 23rd, 2009 11:25 pm

    If you want your God back…

  18. Nick Soapdish on July 23rd, 2009 11:27 pm

    Actually for a girl hymen reattachment surgery is actually possible.
    For a guy they just have to try and repress the memory of that fateful first time, although the memory does come back every once in a while…. *flashback*….wait… what are you doing…. no, don't touch me there!…..No Father Julian noooo!!!!!

  19. Cheat2Win on July 24th, 2009 12:09 am

    I think I've seen this pic before.

    But anyways, 4/5.

  20. TehVortex on July 24th, 2009 12:19 am

    I didn't think the boyfriend one could be topped but would you look at that.

    Halolz never ceases to amaze me.

  21. Paulrus on July 24th, 2009 12:24 am

    You can have it back… IF THE PRICE IS RIGHT!

  22. Hejiru on July 24th, 2009 2:56 am

    Pokemon is for kids!

  23. GreyGhost77 on July 24th, 2009 3:17 am

    Ugh…Who comes up with these anyway?

  24. kirbyownsyou97 on July 24th, 2009 3:38 am

    if you want your money back, it will cost $1000
    if you want your freedom back, it will cost $1000
    if you want your parents back, it will cost $1000
    just giving a few ideas since i cant make any of these

  25. Ren on July 24th, 2009 4:14 am

    Why did he leave it with that old lady in the first place o_0

  26. Badonk on July 24th, 2009 4:34 am

    *gives 1000*
    Ok honey now how much to loose it again?

  27. SexyLegs on July 24th, 2009 5:03 am

    ahh i love the internetz

  28. Wiibejammin on July 24th, 2009 5:12 am

    I would love to forget my first time…

  29. coughman on July 24th, 2009 5:30 am

    buy now and you'll get this lovely GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE!

  30. Scholm on July 24th, 2009 7:34 am

    I just noticed, there's a DS tag, but yet its one of the Gameboy Pokemon games.

  31. Aaron Hong on July 24th, 2009 8:15 am

    Love the Serious Business tag there.

  32. frencho on July 24th, 2009 4:13 pm

    with so much money, i could lose 5 more virginities!

  33. Me on July 24th, 2009 4:26 pm

    Uh…isn't it weird that it's an old lady telling him that?

  34. Soggywafflz on July 24th, 2009 10:23 pm

    so expensive to be born again

  35. thescotian on June 15th, 2010 9:11 pm

    Isn't the kid a bit young to be doing that sort of thing?
    WHY NORMAN?!? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SPEND ALL YOUR TIME AT THE GYM, AND NEVER TAKING THE TIME TO GO FISHING WITH YOUR SON!!!

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