Seriously… why would anyone sign up for a job protecting the princess? There’s a kidnapping attempt on her almost every day, and in Smash Bros. things are even more dangerous!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 5, 2010 · 2:26 AM
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Obviously he didn't read the job description.
Move up soldier, I'll be right behind you!
Compared to the job of his distant cousin, the Goomba, I'm pretty sure this is nothing.
*tries to pull out Toad but finds note*
Sorry, Princess, but I'm in another castle! Good luck, bitch!
I don't know whether to call it a Meatshield or a Veganshield.
I'll let you take a guess as to where that rocket is heading. Here's a hint: it's not anywhere near his face.
With great pleasure comes great responsibility.
Well at least that isnt a super missle….
Toad: So you're saying I can stop missiles?
Toadsworth: When you're ready Toad, you won't have to.
also since he is pretty much the same height as young link i think he can also fit in and out of that tiny hole with ease!
I think I'd go with meatshield,>>
Sad to say, his job does get worse. When Peach and Daisy are having lesbo time, they sometimes rape him up the ass with a dildo.
Well you make it sound like an amazing job.
First he gets toad, Then he has the worst job ever. Will things ever work out for him.
I'm still not used to this link thing in comments. I am refering to the "Princess Parking Only" pic. -_-
Oh my god I love you guys
Sorry Toad, your job benefits are in another princess.
Would you still love me if I DARED BRING LIGHT INTO YOUR LAIR!
Click on the pics for high res versions!
Daisy? or Zelda?
Yes Nick.
Yes I would.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
*Insert Hank Hill with beer can* Yup.
I see you still haven't got your tophat and monocle.
Please don't be a below 69er like me CdiGanon, you've moved up in life.
If he's lucky zelda.
Taking phallic missiles in the face? I hope he's getting paid porn star money for that!
Upskirts on Halolz. You know you love it.
Also have you noticed that the missile kinda looks like a rocket powered dildo? Just look at that head shape!
BAM.
Monocle and top hat
Do you have any brain bleach to spare.
CELEBRATION.
Well, Toad hangs out all day in Peach's…. "Tiny Hole"… They must be having an affair. That's it! Peach is a dominatrix!
HOLD IT!
Toad couldn't have picked up any lice because…
*super close up on me*
HE'S A FICTIONAL CHARACTER!
Giggity!
Look on the bright side Toad.
This is WAY better then the time when you caught Blorb.
in the nes toad flips you off, so i do guess he hates his job quite much.
*adjusts monocle* Indubitably. *sips tea*
If only I can join the party, But I do not have 69 E-peen. I Know someday I will get there Though.
It's like he's about to suck cock, only he's about to eat missile.
Yup
judging by where he normally has to hide… im guessing that he is used to it
"always carry an extra bottle!"
Well, it could be worse Toad it could…umm…
No I guess it couldn't really be worse.
Well, technically, since mushrooms (and toadstools, respectively) are not of the plant kingdom. They are actually part of the fungus kingdom, making Toad a 'Fungusshield'. Hopefully, he doesn't explode, because then spores would get all over the place (and the princess).
mhmm
i gotta ask
where did you get the sprites?
In the news tonight:
Being blown up by a missile; worse than getting blown up by some inflating virus?
ROCKET POWERED DILDOS:
Screw those eggs and rabbit-eared dildos, Samus is extreme.
Here's the main characters from the PW series. The selections up top will let you cycle through game-specific PW characters, and characters from AJ and AAI.
Poor dude. Just look at how badly rendered he is! He doesn't even look like he should be in Melee, let alone Brawl! D:
I would but I don't have enough money to afford an extra bottle.
Sounds sexy.
Marzen, Have you noticed you have 69 E-peen.
Yes, but I have also noticed that I have not one artistic bone in my body. I made the monocle, but the hat remains out of reach.
She already was a dominatrix when miyamoto was making her.
Samus is a TRAP.
FINALLY, a CLEVER Smash. Bros. submission…
Taiho, welcome back. You've been idle in your role as the Falcon Pope…
Daresay, has someone called for a celebration regarding monocles and tophats?
Also, Ganon. Get yourself a Skype and join the Halolz chat. We have many many fun times.
AGH! Stop the closeup! STOP THE CLOSEUP!
I thought Zelda had a gender confusion?
Thats sheik
She must really hate homosexuals…
Here's a link to what I mean: http://www.halolz.com/2009/10/13/video-the-truth-…
Pfft. The worst job in the world would be having the occupation of "Punching Bag" to Captain Falcon.
OBJECTION!
While your evidence is good, Zelda uses magic to change her Hair color,Clothes, and Gender,
So she actually is using magic which means she IS A TRAP. So you win this case Alpar.
Hey, guys.
I need a new monocle and top hat.
my Lucario won't let me have my old one.
Here. *hands you the brain bleach*
And for an extra +1, I'll provide you with Mindwipe, the only way to wipe those bad memories out of your head. We tested it on everything, and we guarantee, the only things that can't be washed out are Untooned Kirby and the lezkips.
*sips tea*
indubitably.
No, Zelda's a trap.
Peach is a whore.
Samus is the only woman in Smash Bros who has any respect.
Cause she fights amazingly… and little known fact, she still knows when to get back in the kitchen.
Like this.
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Yay.
I'm immune to lezkips Because i'm a furry. 0_0
Untooned kirby, Well he's better than the Thread of Insanity I learned about today.
Well you are a Defense Attorney.
I can make one for you, but I'm a little busy right now. Later today, perhaps.
YOU DARE BRING LICE INTO HIS LAIR?!
How exactly is that part so bad?
Brain Bleach: +1 per bottle. We also accept first born children.
OBJECTION it is impossible for Toad to have a job, because NO ONE PLAYS PRINCESS PEACH!
Sounds like Toad is one fungi.
Toad will be one happy mushroom when he retires. That is assuming he lives that long…
HOLD IT!
Toad cannot contract genital lice beacuse… HE HAS NO GENETILLIA! You've lost! Good day, sir!
Would the other princess happen to require the retrieval of a treasure chest by means of entering a tiny hole?
HEY!LIS-
oh whats the point. everybody hates me.
Nope.avi
That was the day she learned her place.
Alright, thanks
*adjusts hat* quite.
Because he's Peach's chastity belt. Someone tries to go in without her approval, he has to take it instead of her.
*nibbles crumpet* Indeed.
Toad must be happy about the news in California, then.
You deserve a +1.
This wasn't clever?
If it wouldn't be too much trouble, could I also partake in your offer? I would be most grateful for your assistance.
*Sips tea*
With great responsibility, comes great drinks.
Oh he is, when he doesn't have his head up her ass…
…wait a minute…
With great drinks, comes great vomiting.
Here's yours. The monocle is almost non-existent, however, since his eye is so small in the pic.
And here's yours. I lightened the background a little bit so you could see the top hat better, and made it so his hair sticks out like it does on the sprite.
OH F***
HOLD IT! Thers Refuting evidence right here! target="_blank">- According to this,-taps the paper- Peachs Butt busters does MAXIMUM DAMAGE. -slams the table with coffee mug-
"…it's the CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIFE!!!" ♫♪♫♪
>:3
Operation Lioncash is still operational.
Ah, most excellent. Thank you. You have earn +1. Enjoy.
Or a Falcon Punch.
There's a Halolz Skype? I have Skype. Where is this chat you speak of?
Ummmm… have you ever USED Peach? She's completely broken.
This has a misstag! There be nobody who can shoot such missles in the gamecube SSB. This is obviously a Wii screenie.
She's more broken than Karas was in TvC.
And that guy was waaaayyyy broken before it was released internationally.
Ummm, all of Samus's missles are like that in Melee.
LRN2SSBM
Wait…. Why doesn't Toad…
HAVE A GAME?!?!?
Peach:I shall put you, in my pants!
Toad:*elongated neck* Nope
*toad wakes up* hmmm? what the !@#$ i was just sleeping…. HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toad: A master of reversals.