GO THROUGH THAT TINY HOLE - And get the treasure that's inside!

Uh… maybe she should be asking Grown-Up Link instead? Of course Young Link would have an easier time fitting in that tiny hole…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 4, 2010 · 4:15 PM 
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136 Responses to “Will you go through this tiny hole”

  1. FungiGamer on August 4th, 2010 8:17 pm

    Come to think of it, what was the reward she promised to give Young Link after he got Nabooru the treasure?

  2. FoxyMayo on August 4th, 2010 8:17 pm

    Motivational Posters: Okay as long as they don't repeat what the damn image says.

  3. Alpar on August 4th, 2010 8:20 pm

    Sorry Link, not before Byron gets to that hole first.

  4. KamikazeGible on August 4th, 2010 8:21 pm

    Would be funnier without the redundant motivational poster, but I'll make a witty comment out of it anyway.


    I didn't know treasures could fit in tiny holes like hers. Also, she doesn't look like the kind of girl who would HAVE a tiny hole at that point.

  5. MasterLuigi452 on August 4th, 2010 4:22 pm

    I knew it!
    Every Link enjoys working undercover!!

    Plus, that Link need rupies bad.

  6. Not_anon on August 4th, 2010 8:25 pm

    I feel the need to do this and I will. this is completly unrelated from this pic. 10 facts about me.
    1.flareon is my favorite pokemon.
    2.im a furry.
    3.i don't look at gay furry shit.
    4.Despite being a furry i worship the almighty falcon
    5.I would kill for legend of zelda:oot.
    6.giygas
    7.
    8.wolf couldn't let me do number 7.
    9.I will get -1 for this comment
    10.I KAYNED MISSINKO009, And I regret it.

  7. CdiGanon on August 4th, 2010 8:25 pm

    Well he just has to pull out his "Ocarina" and play his "Song of Storms" to get her all wet.

    I'll go punch myself repeatedly for that.

  8. Alpar on August 4th, 2010 8:26 pm

    I thought you were supposed to PAY the prostitues? Not that they pay you back?

  9. CdiGanon on August 4th, 2010 8:27 pm

    Hey, I don't want to make number 9 a liar so -1 for you!

  10. CdiGanon on August 4th, 2010 8:28 pm

    Whoa wait. I have 69p now.

    I guess I need to badly edit in a tophat to my avatar now.

  11. Kirby_Emprer on August 4th, 2010 8:31 pm

    alright i wasnt sure about the one with yufie, but this one is definitely paodephilia. but who wouldn't go through a tiny hole just to get a treasure?

  12. El_bruno on August 4th, 2010 4:31 pm

    I don't get it, what does it mea- ?!
    OH.NO.YOU.DIDN'T!
    You're that far in the game and you still don't have the adult wallet yet!?
    Son, I'm disappoint

  13. Not_anon on August 4th, 2010 4:31 pm

    Its a joke.I don't think anybody would even bother reading this.

  14. CdiGanon on August 4th, 2010 8:34 pm

    You just hide behind that excuse~

  15. Alpar on August 4th, 2010 8:36 pm

    Ganon!

    You're back!

  16. Not_anon on August 4th, 2010 8:36 pm

    Well number 7 and 9 were meant to be jokes, everything else are facts that are true.

  17. CdiGanon on August 4th, 2010 8:38 pm

    NO I'M NOT.
    YOU LIE.
    I WAS NEVER HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
    -smoke bomb-

  18. TCC on August 4th, 2010 8:38 pm

    IRRELEVANT POST IS IRRELEVANT! :U

    maybe you should have posted it in the forums or something instead of on a halolz submission. :I

  19. TCC on August 4th, 2010 8:39 pm

    unless… link… ._.

  20. Alpar on August 4th, 2010 8:39 pm

    Get back here or I'll summon a Miltank.

  21. CdiGanon on August 4th, 2010 8:40 pm

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    I thought we were PAST THAT FAD. Why must my rage be NEVERENDING.

  22. Not_anon on August 4th, 2010 4:41 pm

    where are the forums.thats why i posted this here.

  23. Not_anon on August 4th, 2010 4:43 pm

    Oh, im still +1ing you all even if i have negetive epeen. so i don't really hate yall, or any one for that matter.

  24. CdiGanon on August 4th, 2010 8:47 pm

    There is a big button up on the top that says "Forums".
    http://www.falconchurch.com/forum.php

    Very useful to read to find places.

  25. El_bruno on August 4th, 2010 8:48 pm

    Not to anger you more, but your E-peen seems to have reduced.
    …. Yeah, I'd blame Miltank

  26. CdiGanon on August 4th, 2010 8:50 pm

    -street fighter death sound here-

  27. Not_anon on August 4th, 2010 8:51 pm

    thank you.

  28. AbrohamLincoln on August 4th, 2010 8:54 pm

    If it wasn't for the motivational poster, I would have NO IDEA what the joke was…

  29. Grashbar on August 4th, 2010 9:05 pm

    I halp 'cuz I'm nice like that. =3

  30. Ataeru on August 4th, 2010 9:17 pm

    -Flames out of nowhere-
    MILLTAAAAANK!!!

    oh you meant the game not cartoon, never mind.

  31. MexicanJuice on August 4th, 2010 9:18 pm

    Alright, but he should probably use protection first. God knows what's guarding that treasure….

  32. Ataeru on August 4th, 2010 9:22 pm

    dang it i wish i can find that one "The Mummy Returns" scene, it would of been perfect.

  33. spaghettiweegee on August 4th, 2010 9:28 pm

    Treasure? Is that what the kids call herpes these days?

  34. ArmyOfMidgets on August 4th, 2010 9:36 pm

    You know what? Fuck it. Fuck thinking of something witty and worthy. Here's the damn submission fixed. http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l75/edmasterpow

  35. Not_anon on August 4th, 2010 9:37 pm

    +1 ganon to defeat -1 trolls

  36. Aboithagameboi on August 4th, 2010 9:42 pm

    Why do you have kiru's picture ಠ_ಠ

    http://www.falconchurch.com/member.php?31-Kiru

  37. Aboithagameboi on August 4th, 2010 9:43 pm

    What about the three hearts? He's with the pirate women and he only has 3 hearts….

  38. Aboithagameboi on August 4th, 2010 9:45 pm

    Yes, strange-lady-I've-never-met-before, I will go through a tiny hole, even if you choose not to disclose the location of said hole.

  39. Alpar on August 4th, 2010 9:53 pm

    I lost The Game.

  40. MrNaleIt on August 4th, 2010 10:04 pm

    Not even I like Kiru that much. And he's my bestest friend in the whole wide world!

  41. aimless_void on August 4th, 2010 6:23 pm

    A tiny hole?

    REALLY, Nabooru?

    Somehow, I feel as though it would be more like throwing the Kokiri sword into Lord Jabu Jabu.

  42. AreUExperienced on August 4th, 2010 6:28 pm

    If I recall correctly, Link's destiny is intertwined with the fate of Princess Zelda, who seems to possess a substantial interest in him. Assuming my memory still retains its pertinence and lucidity, Link is the love interest of Saria, a possible suitor for Malon, and the fiancé of Princess Ruto. Considering the ostensible advances of Nabooru, it seems as though five women are interested in Link.

    Gentlemen, I hereby proclaim Link as a "Pimplicious Mack Daddy."

  43. Lord Grammar Nazi on August 4th, 2010 10:32 pm

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf

  44. SnowKatana on August 4th, 2010 10:35 pm

    Hell yeah I will!

  45. Lord Grammar Nazi on August 4th, 2010 6:37 pm

    Bow chicka honk honk!

  46. Ratman_D_Ratty on August 4th, 2010 10:44 pm

    i help you out as well same with lord grammar nazi hes just at 69 and might be depleted

  47. DClaw on August 4th, 2010 10:47 pm

    I NEED AN ADULT, I NEED AN ADULT!

  48. Ratman_D_Ratty on August 4th, 2010 10:47 pm

    Well after you finish the spirit temple she says "If only i knew you where going to become such a handsome man" and tehn says "I should ahve kept that promise back then" so probably somethin dirty

  49. Ratman_D_Ratty on August 4th, 2010 10:49 pm

    yeah Nayrues love will help protection at its finest ((puts a picture of a condom thats wraped in blue with the lable "Nayrues love best protection in hyrule" and it shows a blue lipstick kiss under the words))

  50. NoChorus on August 4th, 2010 10:55 pm

    Why was I reminded of "The Graduate" when I saw this motivational?

    (Yeah, I know, you've probably never heard of the movie unless you're Shawn.)

  51. Aboithagameboi on August 4th, 2010 11:03 pm

    Mentlegen, i hereby proclaim you deserve a +1 and approximately 3.14 internets.

  52. Not_anon on August 4th, 2010 11:03 pm

    One thing to say to trolls.

    fffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

  53. Kirbyzilla on August 4th, 2010 11:08 pm

    actually im ashamed of myself for never noticing that… ive beat the game about 4 times, and i usually notice stuff like that…

  54. Caelun_Niveus on August 4th, 2010 11:10 pm

    *grabs Master Sword*

    Now you ARE an adult!

  55. OHAITHER on August 4th, 2010 11:10 pm

    And now I hate myself for reading your post

  56. FrEEz on August 4th, 2010 11:13 pm

    I WONDER WHAT SHE IS TALKING ABOUT

  57. OHAITHER on August 4th, 2010 11:14 pm

    and yet, the first thing I noticed was that Link still has just 3 hearts and no rupees…

  58. OHAITHER on August 4th, 2010 11:17 pm

    ''So, Link, who will you chose?"
    "HYAAA"

  59. OHAITHER on August 4th, 2010 11:20 pm

    And lets not forget the Great Fairies who look at Link in a very insinuating way…

  60. Caelun_Niveus on August 4th, 2010 7:20 pm

    But hes only what, 10 years old right? He's not an adult yet…

  61. AuraMaster on August 4th, 2010 11:28 pm

    Internets equivalent to π?

  62. Caelun_Niveus on August 4th, 2010 11:31 pm

    Only three hearts, no larger wallet, with the Deku shield and no money at all….

    http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:DPxq-K__UNOYKM

  63. RoyalFluffyOne on August 4th, 2010 11:33 pm

    Good thing Legend of Zelda's not an rpg, or else Link would need a high enough lockpick skill to tap that.

  64. AuraMaster on August 4th, 2010 11:37 pm

    Mrs. Nabooru, you're trying to seduce me.

  65. AuraMaster on August 4th, 2010 11:37 pm

    Huh, I guess he does take after you.

  66. Not_anon on August 4th, 2010 11:39 pm

    at my school they do.

  67. Pokemaster on August 4th, 2010 11:53 pm

    'fraid so. She's a bit vauge on what she wants though.

  68. DClaw on August 4th, 2010 11:54 pm

    Just like Samus Aran -- IT'S A TRAP!!!

  69. Darkangelsv1 on August 4th, 2010 11:56 pm

    Now someone has to make the "Bow-chika-wah-wah" tune be played on the Ocarina.

  70. Not_anon on August 5th, 2010 12:18 am

    Link used protection… but it failed.

  71. Not_anon on August 5th, 2010 12:22 am

    yes

  72. meinmattias on August 5th, 2010 12:26 am

    She, of course, is referring to the magical wonder that is anal intercourse.

  73. bootmax55 on August 4th, 2010 8:57 pm

    ever wonder what happened to the pokemon trainers that was tricked by something close to this?
    http://www.vgcats.com/super/?strip_id=40

  74. NoChorus on August 5th, 2010 1:08 am

    Hmm, I guess I was wrong. But it's for the better.

  75. Ivan102 on August 5th, 2010 1:21 am

    Yet, another adventure! YAY!!!!

  76. Tifakitteh on August 5th, 2010 1:29 am

    It's a rule to every RPGs. Every decent looking lady will fall in love with the oh-so handsome hero. Every woman who doesn't is old, have horrible scars or have such a dark past that even Weegee wouldn't want of.

    Wait, who?

  77. Tifakitteh on August 5th, 2010 1:30 am

    Considering Ganondorf is the only Gerudo man in like… a century, if not a millenia, it's quite fair to assume it is still tiny.

  78. Tifakitteh on August 5th, 2010 1:32 am

    Green Warrior, needs food badly!

  79. Hejiru on August 5th, 2010 1:59 am

    It's dangerous to go alone.

  80. Not_anon on August 4th, 2010 10:02 pm

    FoxyMayo: Making the world a better place as long as he post comments.

  81. Zero on August 5th, 2010 2:03 am

    CDiGanon! OMG Your back!
    I spent ages killing Miltanks just so that you would come back!

  82. CdiGanon on August 5th, 2010 2:07 am

    Yes! SACRIFICE MILTANK BLOOD FOR ME.
    I will see the streets run red with their life force as I CRACK DOWN ON THAT TOWN
    AND IT'S HORRIBLE GYM LEADER AND THEY WILL RUE THE DAY THAT THEY-
    I mean hi

  83. meinmattias on August 4th, 2010 10:09 pm

    What are you saying, Lincoln? That you would have no idea what the joke was if the motivational poster wasn't made?

  84. Not_anon on August 5th, 2010 2:19 am

    WOAH. You have gone through 69 E-PEEN, then 68, then 76. Captain falcon finally sent more +1 angels to help.

  85. CdiGanon on August 5th, 2010 2:30 am

    Oh Great Lord Falcon who art thou in Big Blue
    Hallow Be Thy Name
    Thy Games Shall Come
    Thy Moves Be Shown
    and May the +1 Angels Bless us

  86. Zero on August 5th, 2010 2:41 am

    MILTANK IS SPY!

  87. Alpar on August 5th, 2010 2:47 am

    "Thy Games Shall Come"

    Now isn't THAT an ironic statement?

  88. Alpar on August 5th, 2010 2:49 am

    Yo AUE, I'm really happy for ya, and I'mma letcha finish, but Roy is the biggest fictional pimp in gaming, OF ALL TIME!

  89. Alpar on August 5th, 2010 2:49 am

    At my preschool, we called them Cooties.

  90. CdiGanon on August 5th, 2010 3:03 am

    Exactly why I made it, my good Alpar
    exactly why I made it

  91. CdiGanon on August 5th, 2010 3:04 am


    no.
    just…
    goddamn no

  92. Zero on August 5th, 2010 3:11 am

    Ok, sorry.

  93. aimless_void on August 5th, 2010 3:13 am

    Ahhh, but according to the Truth Stone near the Temple of Time, Gerudos have a thing for Hylian men.

  94. CdiGanon on August 5th, 2010 3:19 am

    It is okay bro. I wasn't saying it was a terrible idea,
    just being all small angry.

  95. Missinko009 on August 4th, 2010 11:59 pm

    Puberty: You don't get much luckier than this when it comes to sex ed.

    1.) Individual attention
    2.) Night courses
    3.) Flexible hours
    4.) Rewards

    Oh, and if your REALLY special, you'll get sandwiches.
    The grades are killer though because you're constantly trying to measure up to the previous competition…unless you're first…like GARY MOTHERFUCKIN' OAK.

  96. Missinko009 on August 5th, 2010 4:00 am

    I know right?!? I smell Miyamoto's shenanigans and they smell tasty.

  97. Missinko009 on August 5th, 2010 12:01 am

    Me: "Psh, looks like somebody missed sex ed."
    Link: "Well EXCUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS!!!"

  98. Missinko009 on August 5th, 2010 4:01 am

    …or is it?

  99. Missinko009 on August 5th, 2010 4:02 am

    Link: "I have no money, but I can give you my heart!!!"
    "Is it worth much?"
    Link:"The equivalent of my undying love?"

    NOPE.

  100. Missinko009 on August 5th, 2010 4:03 am

    …or scream, or shout, or question why our anatomies are different considering you are running a society entirely of women…or my age…

  101. Missinko009 on August 5th, 2010 4:04 am

    NOPE. Need three stones first.

    Can't let you do that.

  102. Missinko009 on August 5th, 2010 4:05 am

    That's like your right of passage. Adult wallet = Adult women

  103. Tifakitteh on August 5th, 2010 4:08 am

    You call those men? That's only because the only other male-ish things in the world are Gorons. And maybe Zoras somehow. Hylians are barely more manly than those fairy-loving kokiris.

    I just can't help but think of that guy in a green shirt running around the Marketplace… ughh.

  104. Jet_Sparrow on August 5th, 2010 4:13 am

    As did I. I figure whoever made the image started a new file so Nabooru would be available to exploit and used an emulator or hacked to get to that point to avoid any actual gameplay.

  105. spaghettiweegee on August 5th, 2010 4:24 am

    Link has three stones. It's a wonder he can do all of that on-foot travelling.

  106. Vosur on August 5th, 2010 4:34 am

    No, this isn't Quest for Glory…

  107. AuraMaster on August 5th, 2010 4:37 am

    Take this condom!

  108. AuraMaster on August 5th, 2010 4:51 am

    There's actually a challenge someone started for you to go through the game with three hearts. Also included in the challenge:
    - Burn Kokiri Shield ASAP
    - Break Giant's Knife as soon as you get it.
    - Avoid all side quests and upgrades

  109. GuessWho666 on August 5th, 2010 12:51 am

    HEY!LISTEN!
    I think Link just spilled his Lon Lon Milk.

    …….Wait a minute

  110. AuraMaster on August 5th, 2010 4:52 am

    GRAMMAR HAMMER!

    *were tricked

  111. Zero on August 5th, 2010 4:57 am

    Well, I killed 400,000 Miltanks…. in 12 seconds.

  112. MasterLuigi452 on August 5th, 2010 5:49 am

    Nah…
    He needs heart.

  113. LinkyBS on August 5th, 2010 6:19 am

    yeah, everyone else is thinking of the wrong hole.

  114. Shawn Handyside on August 5th, 2010 6:32 am

    De-motivationalized! Blame me I thought making it a motivational would be funnier… but I am caving to public demand!

  115. Dimomarg on August 5th, 2010 7:57 am

    Well, the Gerudo IS a female only race after all, they have to be pretty desperate…

  116. YourPalHal on August 5th, 2010 8:37 am
  117. Gamegeneral on August 5th, 2010 8:59 am

    See, the one thing I always have trouble with in the series is that there seems to be a lot of incest. Think about it. At some point in the series, Link and Zelda were romantically involved (I think Zelda II). Therefore I would think that they're really just, hopefully, reincarnations instead of direct descendants, because descendants would mean A) Link's been screwed out royalty, and B) Any time in the future where he shows interest in Zelda is most likely trimming branches on the family tree.

  118. L3re7z on August 5th, 2010 10:00 am

    SYMBOLISM!!!

  119. LeoTheProdigy on August 5th, 2010 11:09 am

    Din x Link is canon. Read about it.

  120. LeoTheProdigy on August 5th, 2010 11:10 am

    Think of it as an adventure, kid!

  121. calamitasx on August 5th, 2010 1:52 pm

    How in the name of Captain Falcon does he have three hearts at this point at the game? That's impossible!


    Wait, I think I just missed something…

  122. A_R_ on August 5th, 2010 3:57 pm

    Unless it's a Miltank Farm!

  123. Zero on August 5th, 2010 5:06 pm

    That's Ganon's worst nightmare.

  124. A_R_ on August 5th, 2010 6:23 pm

    No. His worst nightmare is Team Rocket cloning freakin' lots of Miltanks.

  125. Missinko009 on August 6th, 2010 2:47 am

    HEY, LISTEN!!! That looks used…

  126. Missinko009 on August 6th, 2010 2:49 am

    Good old dad, always showing his son how it's done…

  127. Missinko009 on August 6th, 2010 2:51 am

    Or do what I did for the second option: Get the BigGoron Sword first and think that it's the same thing as the Giant's Knife.

  128. Missinko009 on August 6th, 2010 2:52 am

    YAY PEER PRESSURE!!!

  129. ArmyOfMidgets on August 6th, 2010 4:15 pm

    motivationalized funny?

    NOPE

  130. Missinko009 on August 6th, 2010 4:18 pm

    Well, not really…I mean, Link IS a Hyrulian after all…(SPOILER WARNING: Link wasn't really born a Kokiri. His mother brought him to the Kokiri Forest.) he's just REALLY LUCKY he hit puberty at that precise moment.

  131. Missinko009 on August 6th, 2010 4:21 pm

    It's no use cryin' over split milk…after all, it's better than shooting blanks with your bow…

    wait a minute…

  132. Missinko009 on August 6th, 2010 4:23 pm

    Aww man, that sounds like it would've made a good laugh!!! Did you try YouTube or Hulu?

  133. Missinko009 on August 6th, 2010 4:29 pm

    It gets mighty lonely during those long, cold, desert nights in the Gerudo Valley…

    LESBIANS & BISEXUALS!!!

    …wait, what?

    Also, if it were her first time treasure hunting, Link would be getting the treasure alright…

    …a single red rupee.

  134. Dimomarg on August 6th, 2010 7:01 pm

    At the time, it could have fooled me. He looked like a Kokiri. He had a fairy. Kokiri sword and shield. And a Gerudo-Kokiri Cross-breed needs mind bleach for just thinking about, and she wants to try her chances at raising one?

    ouch.

  135. karharoth on August 9th, 2010 12:05 pm

    DURR HURR HURR.

    Seeing this joke and the comments here I can only groan and facepalm.

  136. Sparkledorf on September 27th, 2010 11:19 pm

    THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!

    Oh, Lordie!! NOOO! NOOO!

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