From Djy1991, the makers of, well, you know… all the other hilarious Half Life fanfic movies, comes their latest joint… Hero Beggining! Enjoy!
Submitted by Blue-Chameleon
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Categories: Aliens, Half-Life, Head Shot, Heavy Weapons, Lasers, Massive Damage, PC, Robots, Science/Math, Team Fortress 2, Teamwork, Too Much Free Time, Valve Software, Video Clips, Weird · Leave a comment (29 Comments) |
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(144 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)






Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
Whenever a Half-Life Fan-Fiction movie comes up, I always think of: "WEPON WEPON WEPON WEPON WEPON WEPON WEPON WEPON WEPON WEPON WEPON. THE PANTS WERE DEAD. THE PANTS WERE DEAD."
Haha did anyone else catch The Heavy Weapons Guy at 2:14? It kinda looks like the one from the post a few days ago.
Anyways, I 5'd just because all these movies are LOL'TACULAR!!!
teh pepl uf teh interwebbs, us mis captin gramr gr8ly
wees sad :(
in uthr news, markit is in wepon shrotage n obama is not halp
And people get HOP *jumps*
also g-man is great dancer
Breaking news: Captain Grammar and his long-time companion The Spell Checker were found dead today in their home in northern London. Despite the presence of a thirty page "note" explaining their reasons for ending their lives police are not yet ready to rule out foul play, and are seeking the Internet for questioning. The pair is survived by their cat, Mr. Fluffers, and their collection of limited edition garden gnome bobble-heads.
Nice group shot at 2:06
I imagine the second portal opening with a sound like "Oh, snap!" Or maybe that's just my pop rocks talking to me again…
This felt like it was purposely written bad (Unlike the others which were sheer stupidity), but the video and the humor were done so well I still think it was funny.
As soon as I saw "wepon," I thought it was fake. But then I checked the author and I was like: "Oh, that makes sense." XD
All together, glorious.
Anyone else think they're trying to hard now?
All the fanfictions by this squirrelking (the author) are purposely bad. He's got some other equally hilarious fanfictions at, ironically, at http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1047027/squirrelking
I had a chat with the maker, Djy1991 before submitting this. He says squirrelking contacted him saying he wanted to write more (after a 3 year absense) -- so here it is. There will be more!
I love Djy1991's videos. There are filled with so much win.
A suspenseful story with a most unexpected plot twist. I'd expect nothing less from squirrelking. Best Fan Fiction writer ever. 5'd.
Ah yep. Though some credit should the genius who made the fanfiction, squirrelking.
CORRECTION:It contains ALL the win and MORE
Best part, was the very last frame of the vid, where he makes that face suddenly :p
I can't say anything…
It's that awesome
How are they trying too hard? squirrelking writes the crap, djy just makes the vids.
…and make them squish.
AH i didn't realize this was still squirrelking. In that case this is turning out to be an non-epic epic storyline!
N uder noows LOLCat iz ophishial langewage of teh wurlds!
I think we have a winnar!
can i haz a cheezebuger?
cheezeburger a haz i can?
Anyone notice the Tank at 2:06? Why would they need guns and rocks if they had a TANK?!?
And why don't we see that tank again anyway.
Or Breen for that matter.
Anyone notice the G-Man, like, 50 different times in this vid???
There are many wepon to use, and the humens were happy because the second amendement was a goo thing to have for wepons and wepons were good.
anyone know if the pic at 2:06 is on halolz anywhere?