Well well well… if it isn’t another fine (and by fine I mean INSANE) Half-Life fanfic film by Djy1991! Enjoy!

[VIDEO] Quarter-Life: Halfway to Destruction

Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 27, 2008 · 11:17 AM

(184 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)

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1721Comments2008-10-27+15%3A17%3A39Shawn+Handyside to “[VIDEO] Quarter-Life: Halfway to Destruction”

Goose on October 27th, 2008 11:54 am

Meh. The first one was priceless. Every other one after just had voice acting that borders on annoying. 3/5
Random McSteve on October 27th, 2008 11:56 am

No! They never touch! Never!
Someguy503 on October 27th, 2008 12:03 pm

Needs better narrators.
Chris on October 27th, 2008 12:42 pm

Meh, it was okay. Not a patch on the first one, though.

And I hate videos with “OMG PLEEZE SUBSCRIBE!!!!11″ written all over them. Seriously, does anybody subscribe after reading that?
Stormbringer on October 27th, 2008 1:09 pm

Mus got isotpe or we dead.Too late. *crunch* 5/5
FrEEz on October 27th, 2008 1:24 pm

Well that was…interesting o.O. It’s well made and funny (although i only smiled). 4/5.

@ Goose what first video ;O?
Kaizotez on October 27th, 2008 1:40 pm

The engineer’s facial expressions kill me every time I see this. Also, “if you do not agree to my demans- TOO LATE!”
Romak on October 27th, 2008 2:54 pm

What… the… hell?! I guess “wacky” doesn’t even touch the level of insanity.
lil_LeLuen v2 on October 27th, 2008 3:00 pm

Lol this was awesome xD 5/5

@FrEEz

I think Goose is talking about: “Half life: Full Life Consequences”
canadian bacon on October 27th, 2008 3:44 pm

LOOOL good to see this shit on halolz, been on the internets and i love it, see some of the YTPs as well, equally as crazy… i reccomend and IDM and gorden freeman… beautifal vids and so is this one, thanks for posting it, shown :D
Ab-Noxious on October 27th, 2008 4:23 pm

why… why so illiterate? the first two were just bad enough to be hilarious… i couldnt understand a thing in this one… also its very short. 3/5.
Sinister Minister on October 27th, 2008 4:23 pm

You just found this video out…? It’s been there for quite a while…
B-mac on October 27th, 2008 4:44 pm

I regret watching this.
Pigeon Army on October 27th, 2008 5:31 pm

I figure…

I figure that fanfic was not serious, but a troll.

Lulz are lost.
Valdis M. on October 27th, 2008 5:54 pm

cant

breathe

too

funny

5/5
HAZ~MAT on October 27th, 2008 6:00 pm

It provided some lulz.
4/5
burnoutspartan on October 27th, 2008 6:01 pm

WTF!?

Full Life Consequences is funnier
4/5
rikumelenium on October 27th, 2008 6:43 pm

@Sinister Minister
seriously D:

shawn, either post the video as soon as it comes up, or dont post it all. it kinda lost its luster after the first 5 times i saw it, and im sure it did for others too ._.
Blue-Chameleon on October 27th, 2008 6:43 pm

SPAH SAPPIN’ MAH ISOTOP!
But seriously, not as good as FLC. Still awesome though.
[chemical.kirby] on October 27th, 2008 7:16 pm

wtf,did i write this script in my sleep?
5/5
lien on October 27th, 2008 7:21 pm

You know what’s creepy? I dream of something like this a looong time ago. Now here it is… a reality… I’ll be in my panic room…

5/5
Bob McBobBob on October 27th, 2008 8:41 pm

lol so funny but i talk like that sometimes
Alpha on October 27th, 2008 11:14 pm

For those who did not see the first one and are lazy.

http://www.halolz.com/2008/02/24/video-half-life-full-life-consequences/
Nick Soapdish on October 27th, 2008 11:35 pm

This video is less then a month old. Unless Shawn is the internet wizard who knows about all content the moment it’s posted I’d cut him slack.
I didn’t know about it so glad it popped up on halolz.
rikumelenium on October 28th, 2008 12:04 am

just go subscribe to djy’s channel on youtube and you’ll know when a new video comes lol
AquaLink on October 28th, 2008 12:29 am

this is fail. stop trying to sap other peoples’ sentries/ideas.
Flagman on October 28th, 2008 2:12 am

^ I’ll sap YOUR sentries!
*vigorous fist shaking*
TweAK on October 28th, 2008 3:19 am

i funnyed hardeseset after i watcheded the funnest hard thingo loooool
RonFalco on October 28th, 2008 4:13 pm

*Is laughing too hard to post a comment*
Sinister Minister on October 28th, 2008 4:40 pm

Liar, you just did. =(
Sinister Minister on October 28th, 2008 4:41 pm

@Soapdish: Many people tend to scream OLD at things that happen to be days old, what’s your point?
Alpha on October 29th, 2008 1:06 pm

Ah.

The Awesome face is on the engi’s face at 1:21.
lolguy on October 29th, 2008 3:52 pm

WATCH WHERE YOU SWINGS AT ME! JUST KIDDING! THANKS!
killercartoons on October 29th, 2008 5:06 pm

hmmm, did not like because it was trying too hard to be absurd and stupid.
Vabolo on October 29th, 2008 9:19 pm

Master Chief of Arby and the Chief anyone?
Nick Soapdish on October 29th, 2008 10:16 pm

@Sinister Minister
Just I don’t wanna see stuff not get posted just cause it’s old, cause then I’d miss out on some lulz.
Hugh Jabutt on October 30th, 2008 11:22 pm

she had eyes on her breasts
Hobbs on October 30th, 2008 11:23 pm

HOLY CRAP THIS VIDEO IS SO DAMN FUNNY!!
I NEARLY CHOKED ON MY OWN LAUGHTER!!
Hugh Jabutt on October 30th, 2008 11:23 pm

FUK ME HARD!!!!
Hobbs on October 30th, 2008 11:24 pm

What?! Eyes on her…I AM BEOWULF!!
Hobbs on October 30th, 2008 11:25 pm

Find something to say worth reading…
Hobbs on October 30th, 2008 11:26 pm

why dont you go to the FALCON PAAAANCH section and spam there
Animedevildog on October 31st, 2008 4:59 pm

Lame. Horribly lame.
2/5
Lerky Cartman on November 26th, 2008 3:43 am

This is pure gold. It just gets funnier every time I watch it.

5/5
jacfalcon on December 1st, 2008 3:56 am

Hmm… for osme reason I didn't enjoy his narration as much as the HL:FLC 1 and 2.

STILL PWNS!
PauH on June 12th, 2009 7:43 am

LOL! I love it when videos esoterically mention my hometown (Dallas)