Well well well… if it isn’t another fine (and by fine I mean INSANE) Half-Life fanfic film by Djy1991! Enjoy!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 27, 2008 · 11:17 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (206 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5)
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46 Responses to “[VIDEO] Quarter-Life: Halfway to Destruction”

  1. Chris on October 27th, 2008 7:42 am

    Meh, it was okay. Not a patch on the first one, though.

    And I hate videos with "OMG PLEEZE SUBSCRIBE!!!!11" written all over them. Seriously, does anybody subscribe after reading that?

  2. Romak on October 27th, 2008 10:54 am

    What… the… hell?! I guess "wacky" doesn't even touch the level of insanity.

  3. canadian bacon on October 27th, 2008 11:44 am

    LOOOL good to see this shit on halolz, been on the internets and i love it, see some of the YTPs as well, equally as crazy… i reccomend and IDM and gorden freeman… beautifal vids and so is this one, thanks for posting it, shown :D

  4. Goose on October 27th, 2008 11:54 am

    Meh. The first one was priceless. Every other one after just had voice acting that borders on annoying. 3/5

  5. Random McSteve on October 27th, 2008 11:56 am

    No! They never touch! Never!

  6. Someguy503 on October 27th, 2008 12:03 pm

    Needs better narrators.

  7. Stormbringer on October 27th, 2008 1:09 pm

    Mus got isotpe or we dead.Too late. *crunch* 5/5

  8. FrEEz on October 27th, 2008 1:24 pm

    Well that was…interesting o.O. It’s well made and funny (although i only smiled). 4/5.

    @ Goose what first video ;O?

  9. Kaizotez on October 27th, 2008 1:40 pm

    The engineer’s facial expressions kill me every time I see this. Also, “if you do not agree to my demans- TOO LATE!”

  10. lil_LeLuen v2 on October 27th, 2008 3:00 pm

    Lol this was awesome xD 5/5


    I think Goose is talking about: “Half life: Full Life Consequences”

  11. Ab-Noxious on October 27th, 2008 4:23 pm

    why… why so illiterate? the first two were just bad enough to be hilarious… i couldnt understand a thing in this one… also its very short. 3/5.

  12. Sinister Minister on October 27th, 2008 4:23 pm

    You just found this video out…? It’s been there for quite a while…

  13. B-mac on October 27th, 2008 4:44 pm

    I regret watching this.

  14. Pigeon Army on October 27th, 2008 5:31 pm

    I figure…

    I figure that fanfic was not serious, but a troll.

    Lulz are lost.

  15. Valdis M. on October 27th, 2008 5:54 pm






  16. HAZ~MAT on October 27th, 2008 6:00 pm

    It provided some lulz.

  17. burnoutspartan on October 27th, 2008 6:01 pm


    Full Life Consequences is funnier

  18. rikumelenium on October 27th, 2008 6:43 pm

    @Sinister Minister
    seriously D:

    shawn, either post the video as soon as it comes up, or dont post it all. it kinda lost its luster after the first 5 times i saw it, and im sure it did for others too ._.

  19. Blue-Chameleon on October 27th, 2008 6:43 pm

    But seriously, not as good as FLC. Still awesome though.

  20. [chemical.kirby] on October 27th, 2008 7:16 pm

    wtf,did i write this script in my sleep?

  21. lien on October 27th, 2008 7:21 pm

    You know what’s creepy? I dream of something like this a looong time ago. Now here it is… a reality… I’ll be in my panic room…


  22. Bob McBobBob on October 27th, 2008 8:41 pm

    lol so funny but i talk like that sometimes

  23. Alpha on October 27th, 2008 11:14 pm

    For those who did not see the first one and are lazy.


  24. Nick Soapdish on October 27th, 2008 11:35 pm

    This video is less then a month old. Unless Shawn is the internet wizard who knows about all content the moment it’s posted I’d cut him slack.
    I didn’t know about it so glad it popped up on halolz.

  25. rikumelenium on October 28th, 2008 12:04 am

    just go subscribe to djy’s channel on youtube and you’ll know when a new video comes lol

  26. AquaLink on October 28th, 2008 12:29 am

    this is fail. stop trying to sap other peoples’ sentries/ideas.

  27. Flagman on October 28th, 2008 2:12 am

    ^ I’ll sap YOUR sentries!
    *vigorous fist shaking*

  28. TweAK on October 28th, 2008 3:19 am

    i funnyed hardeseset after i watcheded the funnest hard thingo loooool

  29. RonFalco on October 28th, 2008 4:13 pm

    *Is laughing too hard to post a comment*

  30. Sinister Minister on October 28th, 2008 4:40 pm

    Liar, you just did. =(

  31. Sinister Minister on October 28th, 2008 4:41 pm

    @Soapdish: Many people tend to scream OLD at things that happen to be days old, what’s your point?

  32. Alpha on October 29th, 2008 9:06 am


    The Awesome face is on the engi's face at 1:21.

  33. lolguy on October 29th, 2008 3:52 pm


  34. killercartoons on October 29th, 2008 5:06 pm

    hmmm, did not like because it was trying too hard to be absurd and stupid.

  35. Vabolo on October 29th, 2008 9:19 pm

    Master Chief of Arby and the Chief anyone?

  36. Nick Soapdish on October 29th, 2008 10:16 pm

    @Sinister Minister
    Just I don’t wanna see stuff not get posted just cause it’s old, cause then I’d miss out on some lulz.

  37. Hugh Jabutt on October 30th, 2008 11:22 pm

    she had eyes on her breasts

  38. Hobbs on October 30th, 2008 11:23 pm


  39. Hugh Jabutt on October 30th, 2008 11:23 pm

    FUK ME HARD!!!!

  40. Hobbs on October 30th, 2008 11:24 pm

    What?! Eyes on her…I AM BEOWULF!!

  41. Hobbs on October 30th, 2008 11:25 pm

    Find something to say worth reading…

  42. Hobbs on October 30th, 2008 11:26 pm

    why dont you go to the FALCON PAAAANCH section and spam there

  43. Animedevildog on October 31st, 2008 4:59 pm

    Lame. Horribly lame.

  44. Lerky Cartman on November 26th, 2008 3:43 am

    This is pure gold. It just gets funnier every time I watch it.


  45. jacfalcon on December 1st, 2008 3:56 am

    Hmm… for osme reason I didn't enjoy his narration as much as the HL:FLC 1 and 2.


  46. PauH on June 12th, 2009 7:43 am

    LOL! I love it when videos esoterically mention my hometown (Dallas)

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