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How Team Fortress 2 Works (comic)

No one can resist the lure of TF2 hatlust. No one!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 5, 2010 · 5:36 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (334 votes, average: 4.66 out of 5)
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Artistic, Obnoxious, Secret Items, Sequential Art, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software

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Bitch be trippin' hats
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7 replies · active 756 weeks ago
Someone want to explain this comic to me. I'd try to figure it out myself but I'm too busy looking at my awesome hat.
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5 replies · active 756 weeks ago
So you're saying there should be a cap on trading? But that would just add another hat...
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1 reply · active 756 weeks ago
And that's how I got my Unusual Sober Stuntsman that lets me poop confetti!
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4 replies · active 756 weeks ago
and that's what trade servers are for, to separate trade fortress from team fortress. EQUALITY THROUGH SEGREGATION
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1 reply · active 756 weeks ago
This is sad because its true. All I do with hats is delete them or give them for something like an uber-saw.

I just want to play the game, do you have any idea how boring it is to be the only one playing.

Oh by the way im trading some hats for hats.
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Remember when we used to try and kill each other? Man, those were some crazy times.
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1 reply · active 756 weeks ago
Who wants the sober stuntman anymore, everyone knows it's all about the Chieftan's Challenge!
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2 replies · active 756 weeks ago
That's one reason I love Legend of Zelda. Thiere is only one hat and it is universally loved. And in most cases you automatically have it.
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Remember when this game was about shooting people?
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20 replies · active 756 weeks ago
You have found: Stainless Pot
You have found: Frying Pan

Kitchen soldier, go!
Guy: Can you trade me your Stainless Pot so I can be kitchen soldier?
Me: Hiss!
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This is why I play Minecraft instead: there are no hats, only creepers.

AW SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH-!
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6 replies · active 756 weeks ago
inb4Demomansnewlogohaschangedagain
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This comic is COMPLETELY inaccurate......

I mean, hats? DROPPING? SURELY YOU JEST!
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This isn't what I had in mind when I heard to win you needed to learn the trade. It seems things have headed in a different direction than shooting to win. Now, you take the helm of a hat dealer and compete to be at the top.

I think I've got this thing down...
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1 reply · active 756 weeks ago
MY HATS ARE THE TOP PERCENTILE OF ALL HATS!! /uncaps
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2 replies · active 756 weeks ago
No one says anything about Captain Falcon's hat being in here? I thought I knew you Halolz...
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2 replies · active 755 weeks ago
I only have one hat--it's that damn football helmet--that isn't from a promotion and 5 Mann. Co. crates...why, Valve?
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as a protest against this hat-mania, I forged all of my hats into scrap metal.
and threw them away.
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1 reply · active 756 weeks ago
This comic is a LIE! TF2 never let's you just randomly obtain hats. They make you slave over hours and hours of constantly playing their game to find duplicates and triplicates of weapons that you no longer need (some of which you collect just to find that you have no extras of that item or other class item) so that you must smelt them down twenty-seven different times to smelt the products of your previous smelting down nine times to, again, smelt those down three times so that you can find a random hat.
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Then, to your misfortune, you find that the hat that you have just crafted, is already in your inventory. >.<
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1 reply · active 755 weeks ago
My only hat is a piss-soaked strip of cloth and I'll be damned if I ever trade my baby away.

(Although, if anybody wants it...)
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I only play Gang Garrison 2. BITCHES. http://ganggarrison.com/
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2 replies · active 756 weeks ago
I TRADE HAT 4 PRUSSIAN PICKELHAUBE PLZ
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1 reply · active 755 weeks ago
I have never heard of this Team Fortress 2. Perhaps it is as good as Trade Fortress 2 =P
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Lets not all forget to give Heavy a Duke Nukem hat, is the day the whole TF2 trading system falls to oblivion, NO SURVIVORS
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Hat trading is ok but personally I prefer....
*Sunglasses*
Caps.
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Caps as in control points. Control points are a huge part of TF2. Get it now?
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It's weird. You see a hat on someone else and you're like, "Meh lame." Then you get one yourself and it's like "OH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST HAT EVER"

I experienced this after crafting a Hard Counter
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Games are more and more becoming about achievements, collectables, and ranks...
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2 replies · active 756 weeks ago
i hate how gabe newell makes us spend years AND YEARS OF GAMEPLAY just to get like a billon weapons and try to trade them for more metal then you end up with even less then before then after a few years with this u make a hat and get some dumb hat
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