No one can resist the lure of TF2 hatlust. No one!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 5, 2010 · 5:36 PM
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Bitch be trippin' hats
And that's how I got my Unusual Sober Stuntsman that lets me poop confetti!
and that's what trade servers are for, to separate trade fortress from team fortress. EQUALITY THROUGH SEGREGATION
inb4Demomansnewlogohaschangedagain
Who wants the sober stuntman anymore, everyone knows it's all about the Chieftan's Challenge!
Lies. You slept with a hooker clown and got a nasty STD.
This is sad because its true. All I do with hats is delete them or give them for something like an uber-saw.
I just want to play the game, do you have any idea how boring it is to be the only one playing.
Oh by the way im trading some hats for hats.
It's like crack
as a protest against this hat-mania, I forged all of my hats into scrap metal.
and threw them away.
a FLAMING chieftain's challenge.
your regular one is invalid
Remember when this game was about shooting people?
I TRADE HAT 4 PRUSSIAN PICKELHAUBE PLZ
Bitch be trippin' OVER hats.
TOLERANCE: It involves you GTFO..
Someone want to explain this comic to me. I'd try to figure it out myself but I'm too busy looking at my awesome hat.
Engie: Nope.avi!
Who has a safe and sound?
I'll trade a vintage bonk helm for one!!!!!!1111!!!!
Now I'm glad that I own TF2 on the 360.
We don't get stupid hats and updates. We just kill each other we what we have, and it's fun.
I only have one hat--it's that damn football helmet--that isn't from a promotion and 5 Mann. Co. crates…why, Valve?
Hats update coming out for consoles just in time for Christmas!
HA! DLC ofcourse, losers!
Yeah, hatlust has not hit me yet. However, trying-to-kill-more-than-one-person-in-arena-lust has hit me like a Heavy-Arrow to the head.
Specifically, that Clown from LFD2. How could anyone resist the draw of those squeaky shoes?
So whenever Nick says Assclown, he's referring to Shawn?
I see what you did there.
Nope, you just get a bunch of really really really crappy players who don't know what the hell they're doing.
That's been my experience on the 360 anyways.
I only play Gang Garrison 2. BITCHES. http://ganggarrison.com/
Dont you mean 'we kill each other WITH what we have' ?
I just corrected grammar nazi ghost.
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YOU LIE! do not temp us with your filthy subterfuge! *goes and cry's in a corner mumbling about how it's NOT FAIR*
inb4console/pcwars
So you're saying there should be a cap on trading? But that would just add another hat…
Joey: I like GameBoy, they're comfy to play
This isn't what I had in mind when I heard to win you needed to learn the trade. It seems things have headed in a different direction than shooting to win. Now, you take the helm of a hat dealer and compete to be at the top.
I think I've got this thing down…
rel="nofollow">"Jäger".
My DS is in the top percentile of all other DS's!
you must also portage the map, and traverse to the each corner and everywhere in between while dodging "real gamers" bullets to acquire currency (hats, or metal)
I see what you tried to throw over my head there, Link sir!
Games are more and more becoming about achievements, collectables, and ranks…
My only hat is a piss-soaked strip of cloth and I'll be damned if I ever trade my baby away.
(Although, if anybody wants it…)
Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the awesomeness of my hat.
No one says anything about Captain Falcon's hat being in here? I thought I knew you Halolz…
Crappy players is fine with me. It makes it easier to slaughter the entire opposing team with sentries and stickybombs.
…the others must never know of this.
*shoots _Twitch_ with Luger*
Xbox Paperclip: It looks like you're trying to shoot Twitch, would you like aim assist on?
(x) for Yes
(y) for No
MY HATS ARE THE TOP PERCENTILE OF ALL HATS!! /uncaps
Well, that's fine I guess, but I kind of like a good challenge, and the occasional competent team I can actually strategize with.
And then you realized that Captain Falcon's hat is not only *not* there, but that you have embarrassed yourself thoroughly.
Haha, he just got sevred.
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Psyche! Intentional typos don't count! Trololololol…
This is why I play Minecraft instead: there are no hats, only creepers.
AW SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH-!
Locke's Cap: IT MAKES YOU SCREAM ALL THE TIME!
You have found: Stainless Pot
You have found: Frying Pan
Kitchen soldier, go!
Guy: Can you trade me your Stainless Pot so I can be kitchen soldier?
Me: Hiss!
OBJECTION! You do not appear to be wearing a hat!
That's because they ARE a hat! *Dramatic Music*
Besides, Bandanas aren't hats either.
I still don't see it
But GG2 is like TF2 if they nerfed it to hell and back.
That's one reason I love Legend of Zelda. Thiere is only one hat and it is universally loved. And in most cases you automatically have it.
Don't fear the creeper.
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That's because you tripped over it.
Remember when we used to try and kill each other? Man, those were some crazy times.
Hat trading is ok but personally I prefer….
*Sunglasses*
Caps.
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Caps as in control points. Control points are a huge part of TF2. Get it now?
There's more to games then that?
If no one gets this I mean caps as in control points. As in a main game mode in TF2. You may go Ohhhhh now.
and stubbin their toes on them pickelhaubes
This comic is COMPLETELY inaccurate……
I mean, hats? DROPPING? SURELY YOU JEST!
just wait 'til those hat's start playing pokemon O.o
Except that one time, when the hat was alive. It bossed you around and raped your head.
Now you're cookin with gas…Wait.
*KSSSSSSSSSSSH*
…No, no now you're being cooked with gas….
Lets not all forget to give Heavy a Duke Nukem hat, is the day the whole TF2 trading system falls to oblivion, NO SURVIVORS
…what?
Were you trying to kill them for their hat?
So, theoretically, what would happen if you killed yourself again?
Grammar Nazi Ghost Zombie?
OBJECTION!
Pumpkin Headwear.
back in my day we didn't have no fancy smancy Achievements. we had points! what were they good for? nothing! you just sat around all day thinkin' you could get 999,999,999 of them.
MOAR COWBELL!
It's not a hat, it's a fruit.
Nope the creators of TF2 said it was better.
Nope..zombie GHOST. Big difference.
Grammar Nazi Ghost!
*Bursts into the comment chain*
As part of the 100+ E-Peen Police, I must do my job and arrest you for murdering an innocent member and doing your job as a Grammar Nazi incorrectly!
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE…OR DEAD!
*fires caps-lockschreck at Alpar*
Mwuhahaha!
*gets onto motorcycle and escapes*
inb4grammarnazighostsonmotorcycles
Pfft, that's nothing compared to the unusual hats that awesome people wear.
This is why you don't try and arrest a murderer. They'll just ignore you and shoot you and then piss off on their motorcycles.
Also shouldn't it be "gets on motorcycles" and not "gets onto motorcycle"?
No, YOU'RE a fruit.
Curses! You readin this, Nazi?! We'll be back to finish the job!
Also, I guess it doesn't really matter.
I KNOW I HAVE IT!
OBJECTION!
There are clearly Hats in this game!
Take a look at this page: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Helmet#Helmets
I'd like to bluff your way out of that, Wright.
It's weird. You see a hat on someone else and you're like, "Meh lame." Then you get one yourself and it's like "OH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST HAT EVER"
I experienced this after crafting a Hard Counter
Touche…
I have never heard of this Team Fortress 2. Perhaps it is as good as Trade Fortress 2 =P
How embarrassing! The Medic question if their is a point to your life! But he's kinda a jerk and I'm sure their is
I WILL TRADE YOUR FOR 3 HATS FOR MY ONE VINTAGE PICKELHAUBE.
This comic is a LIE! TF2 never let's you just randomly obtain hats. They make you slave over hours and hours of constantly playing their game to find duplicates and triplicates of weapons that you no longer need (some of which you collect just to find that you have no extras of that item or other class item) so that you must smelt them down twenty-seven different times to smelt the products of your previous smelting down nine times to, again, smelt those down three times so that you can find a random hat.
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Then, to your misfortune, you find that the hat that you have just crafted, is already in your inventory. >.<
exacly thats the cycle of having a hat wanna know how long it took me to get 1 HAT 2 years im not kidding
i hate how gabe newell makes us spend years AND YEARS OF GAMEPLAY just to get like a billon weapons and try to trade them for more metal then you end up with even less then before then after a few years with this u make a hat and get some dumb hat