Peach is a worthy opponent, but she’s no match for Falcon’s laser tit!
By KingofRetards, screenshot by BrawlinRupee
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 3, 2009 · 2:38 AM
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Categories: Boobies, F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Head Shot, Lasers, Nintendo, Special Attacks, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros, Wii · Leave a comment (23 Comments) |
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Well, that's one move that I did certainly not want to be shown…
Golden Nipples of Doom.
Since we're on the subject of nipples, I have a riddle about a character from Metal Gear Solid.
Q: How do you tittilate Ocelot?
A: You oscillate his tit a lot!
Wow, even the great Falcon's nipples are deadly…
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Close your eyes! Whatever you do, don't look at the nipple!
so THAT'S what that little brass button on his uniform does.
Since we're on the subject of nipples, I have a riddle about a character from Metal Gear Solid.
Q: How do you titillate Ocelot?
A: You oscillate his tit a lot!
I dunno about you, but if I had laser nipples, I would rule the world…
I was not expecting that when he said he was charging his lazors
Ah, thank you for crediting me this time. :)
HEADSHOT
Captain Falcon is like a walking nuclear explosion, any part of him could come out and beat the shit out of you without warning.
FIRIN MAH NIPPLE LAZOR!!!
Quick question:
If
Captain Falcon = God;
Kirby = Jesus; and
Wolf = Satan;
Who is Ike?
If this is a bad place to post this question, please let me know.
I yell this out regularly in a match… It's become a household joke…
Can't let you Fire your Nipple Lazer.