FREE BOAT RIDE FOR FOUR!!!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 15, 2012 · 3:11 AM 
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38 Responses to “FREE BOAT RIDE FOR FOUR!!!”

  1. Litmus Remnantal on July 15th, 2012 3:25 am

    It seems that Tingle is dangeresque, too?

    (someone should make a Redfield shoop)

  2. VenomPB on July 15th, 2012 3:33 am
  3. smashter on July 15th, 2012 3:40 am

    Everyone pay attention to this post. It is the only time in history that Tingle has ever been cool.

    MADNESS I SAY!

  4. Kbman on July 15th, 2012 3:41 am

    SHAWTAYEE

  5. Caesar3594 on July 15th, 2012 3:43 am

    Why would you not include Purple Link?!? Purple Link is the best Link!

  6. Famout on July 15th, 2012 3:48 am

    [youtube aUEreQE2rGs rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  7. MokubaKaiba on July 15th, 2012 3:54 am

    i found this after looking at the voiced link comic a little back, and too boot, its relevant
    [youtube zc-JTVI4N70&feature=plcp rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  8. Fhantinabox on July 15th, 2012 4:15 am

    [youtube i6WqwIU50gM rel="nofollow"> youtube]

    Put Tingle's Koloo Limpah on it and you have a hit recrod in Hyrule!

  9. Bobomberman on July 15th, 2012 4:26 am

    TIngle wouldn't just say "cool" he'd say "tingle cool-oo limpah!" ….I'm sorry

  10. Alpar on July 15th, 2012 4:52 am

    Yes yes because after donating thousands of rupees to something which you should've gotten for FREE since it was at the price of saving the WORLD ITSELF, why not top it off with the nice treatment.

    Stupid Tingle is the real villain of all the Zelda games.

    All of them.

  11. Nick Soapdish on July 15th, 2012 6:15 am

    Yes, the boat ride is FREE but the catch is you have to buy the sail.

  12. HughbertEsq on July 15th, 2012 7:05 am

    Forsake extra windpower for the sake of coolness.
    Yeah, I could imagine that happening.

  13. Smile on July 15th, 2012 8:34 am

    I find the lack of "kooloo limpah" disturbing…

  14. PortalMan on July 15th, 2012 11:18 am

    Tingle ruins everything…including Purple Link's dreams.

  15. Ragnellrok on July 15th, 2012 2:10 pm

    They see me boatin'
    Over Hyrule,
    Patrollin', they tryin' ta catch me sailin' dirty,
    Tryin' ta catch sailin' dirty,
    Tryin' ta catch sailin' dirty,
    Can't you see I'm sailin' dirty
    Saaaaaaiiiiilin' dirty, look at me sailin' dirty!

  16. Vabolo on July 15th, 2012 3:15 pm

    From the amazing Kevin Bolk:
    <img src="http://www.interrobangstudios.com/images/comics/a0aaee1f28348.jpg&quot; width="450" /img>

  17. LinkorZelda on July 15th, 2012 3:26 pm

    Remember the tunnel with the skulls in it, it had the camera in Wind Waker. Well supposedly only Link and Tingle had been there. The Links are on a boat with a serial killer.

  18. ProtoManPro on July 15th, 2012 7:18 pm

    They're just hatin' cuz Purple's fabulous.

  19. Dycro on July 16th, 2012 8:47 pm

    Instead of "Cool" shouldn't it be "Koo-lim-pah"?

  20. Shmay Fish on July 18th, 2012 9:32 pm

    (Sha-may)
    Smaaaaaall fry!
    Get your tunics ready; it's about to go down!
    Some giant bird swooped in and snatched my little sis!
    Time to slay some predictable foes!
    We runnin this, let's go

    [Chorus]
    I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
    I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
    I’m wearin’ all green cause I'm sailin on a boat (sailin on a boat)
    I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
    I'm on a boat
    Take a good hard look at the lion-headed boat (boat, yeah)

    I'm on a boat, Pirate Tetra take a look at me,
    With your magic rock while stealing bombs for free.
    Bustin’ five knots, wind whippin at my hat!
    You can't stop me, Ganondorf, because you’ve gotten fat!

    Take a pictograph (quick) I see a Ghost Ship, (Ship)
    I'm drinking red chu potion: makes my hearts tick (tick)
    I got my Deku leaf, and my hookie-shotty
    I'm wipin’ bosses, you at Clock Town Inn wipin’ potties.

    I'm ridin' on the Red King, Mappin' out the Great Seas,
    I'm clearin' dungeons; Gotta find all the small keys.
    But this ain't Hyrule: I can't forget what I saw:
    A little green fairy-man yellin' "kooloo limpah!"

    I'm on a boat and, it's goin' fast and,
    I've awakened my sword to seal the evil Ganon.
    I’m the Hero of Wind, got a boat-load of gear;
    If you're full of evil, better run in fear!

    HEY LISTEN! THIS BOAT IS REAL!

    Screw pots, I break waves, Princess Zelda (Or is it Tetra?)
    I buy food to feed fish, Princess Zelda (I think it’s Tetra)
    Pulling treasure to the deck, Princess Zelda (yeah)
    The boat’s head can talk, Princess Zelda!

    Hey Grandma, if you could see me now!
    Cuttin' Ganon like a big fat sow!
    Gonna find all the Tri-Force pieces somehow!
    Cause with the Wind Waker, Anything is possible!

    Yeah, from my grapplin’ hook I hang,
    Snaggin’ loot with my boomerang (yeah)
    L-Target~!! To lock-on me, oh
    Never thought I'd be under the sea
    In a long-lost frozen city
    Believe me when I say, I caught a fairy!

    [Chorus]

  21. Shmay Fish on July 19th, 2012 12:38 am

    This was the best remix I could come up with:

    (Sha-may)
    Smaaaaaall fry!
    Get your tunics ready; it's about to go down!
    Some giant bird swooped in and snatched my little sis!
    Time to slay some predictable foes!
    We runnin this, let's go

    [Chorus]
    I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
    I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
    I’m wearin’ all green cause I'm sailin on a boat (sailin on a boat)
    I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
    I'm on a boat
    Take a good hard look at the lion-headed boat (boat, yeah)

    I'm on a boat, Pirate Tetra take a look at me,
    With your magic rock while stealing bombs for free.
    Bustin’ five knots, wind whippin at my hat!
    You can't stop me, Ganondorf, because you’ve gotten fat.

    Take a pictograph (quick) I see a Ghost Ship, (Ship)
    I'm drinking red chu potion: makes my hearts tick (tick)
    I got my Deku leaf, and my hookie-shotty
    I'm wipin’ bosses, you at Clock Town Inn wipin’ potties.

    I'm ridin' on the Red King, Mappin' out the Great Seas,
    I'm clearin' dungeons; Gotta find all the small keys.
    But this ain't Hyrule: I can't forget what I saw:
    A little green fairy-man yellin' "kooloo limpah!"

    I'm on a boat and, it's goin' fast and,
    I've awakened my sword to seal the evil Ganon.
    I’m the Hero of Wind, got a boat-load of gear;
    If you're full of evil, better run in fear!

    HEY LISTEN! THIS BOAT IS REAL!

    Screw pots, I break waves, Princess Zelda (Or is it Tetra?)
    I buy food to feed fish, Princess Zelda (I think it’s Tetra)
    Pulling treasure to the deck, Princess Zelda (yeah)
    The boat’s head can talk, Princess Zelda!

    Hey Grandma, if you could see me now!
    Cuttin' Ganon like a big fat sow!
    Gonna find all the Tri-Force pieces somehow!
    Cause with the Wind Waker, Anything is possible!

    Yeah, from my grapplin’ hook I hang,
    Snaggin’ loot with my boomerang (yeah)
    L-Target~!! To lock-on me, oh
    Never thought I'd be under the sea
    In a long-lost frozen city
    Believe me when I say, I caught a fairy!

    [Chorus]

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