At first it seems like becoming a personality core wouldn’t be a particularly glamorous position at Aperture Science, but I suppose from a turret’s perspective any kind of job change is a promotion!
Another great Portal music video by Harry101UK
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 24, 2012 · 1:09 AM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
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…..Poor, cute little Turret…
Turret Baby: I wanna be a core when I grow up :D
Glados: But you are a turret. And I don't care.
Turret baby: ;_;
Turrets. They never stop being adorable.
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…did I say never?
I laughed then +1'd. Would do again.
I'm guessing this is another mix with "Nightmare Before Christmas."
Correct me if I'm wrong please.
Otherwise, fantastic job.
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Looks like that turret wants this change…
*sunglasses*
from his core.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
From the video description: "The full music-video for 'If I Were A Core' -- a Portal parody of Beyoncé's 'If I Were A Boy'."
Hmm. I better look up to that original song soon.
Thanks!
*sees title, immedietly have this song come to mind*
Dear GLaDOS, You have made many good turrets.
I realise, of course, there is no shame in being a turret,
But it is no great honor either!
So would it be so terrible if I had a core's power?
If I were a great core,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum,
If I were a mighty core.
I wouldn't have to shoot hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy great
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle core.
I'd build a big test chamber with traps the the dozen
Right in the middle of the labs.
With fine weighted cubes with alloy panels below,
There would be one long funnel just sucking up,
And one even longer blowing down,
and one that goes in circles just for show.
I'd fill my tests with lasers, portals and cubes and gel_For the rest to see and hear
Testing just as surely as they can
With each loud BZZT, TSSS, BANG, POW, SCUFFLE, KLONK, and SLPORT
Would land like a trumpet on the ear.
As if to say "Here lives a mighty core!"
(Press that replies button, kid)
If I were a great core,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum
If I were a mighty core.
I wouldn't have to shoot hard,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy great,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle core.
The most important bots in the lab would come to fawn on me!
They would ask me to go test them,
Like Cave Johnson the wise,
"If you please, almighty core."
"Pardon me, almighty core."
Posing questions that would cross GLaDOS' eyes!
And it won't make one bit of difference if I answer right or wrong.
When you're a core, they think you really know!
If I were great, I'd have that time that I lack
to sit near the labs and test.
And maybe have a seat where I see it all!
And I'd discuss testing results with the smartest cores several hours every day.
and that would be the sweetest thing of all.
If I were a great core,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a mighty core.
I wouldn't have to shoot hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
Cave who made our science labs the best,
You say we're just as good as the rest,
Would it spoil your each and every test
If I was a mighty cooore!
OPTIONAL ACCOMPLISHMENT PROTOCOL
1) find narrow hallway,
2)Place portals on opposite walls.
3) Proceed to highfive all of yourselves.
4)proceed to the next testing chamber
I do not have a comment that would do this moving song any justice.
So instead, let's play…. rel="nofollow">The Halolz Comment Section Dice Game!
(Click the title for appropriate music.)
Here's how it works; if you've played this before, please read the rules again because I changed a few things.
1) Take you IntenseDebate score and add 7 to it.
2) Match the last digit in your total with one of the listings below. (ex: 105 = "5")
3) Do said task in the comments.
Well, let's get the ball rolling and start up the game!
#0- Type your username into Google Image Search and post the first result here.
#1- Select the random submission link and post the top comment here.
#2- Select the random submission link and turn the name of the game parodied/referenced in the submission into a porn title.
#3- Compliment Shawn Handyside
#4- Post more ponies!
#5- Type your username into the Halolz search bar and post whichever result has the worst score. If you never had one featured….. post a picture of a candy bar.
#6- Make a joke about the Mass Effect 3 ending
#7- Make a comment that references 3 tired memes.
#8- Post a link to a Nickelback song
#9- Change your username to one of the many names of rel="nofollow">David Ryder.
#Doubles (ex: 155, 66)- Type your first name into dA's dearch and post the worst piece of art that comes up.
#Triples (ex: 999)- GO TO BED.
#Quads (ex: 5555)- rel="nofollow">Don't let me eat pears: I HATE pears!
I've been doing waay to many long winded comments lately.
Maybe I ought to shut up for a while….
*rolls*
111
…..
Welp, night fellas.
I would be a Weaboo core.
rel="nofollow">Well if I must…
rel="nofollow">Well if I must…
There's another thing you can do with portals if you're feel like your needs are being neglected. But I won't say cause there might be children nearby.
What's so bad about giving yourself a back massage?
This game has more choices than the Mass Effect 3 ending.
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Thank god for that seven or else I would've had to post a nickelback song. *shudder*
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The joke is broken picture?
(got #1)
Reminds me of this:
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OPTIONAL FAILURE PROTOCOL
1) Find Narrow hallway
2) Place portals on opposite walls
3) Punch yourself in the face so hard that you fly through the portals a couple of times
4) After picking up your fallen teeth, proceed to retry the testing chamber.
PUNCH SIDEIRON, reporting for duty.
Don't you just love it when you just discovered a grammar error in your own comment but you can't change it cause someone commented on your comment?
DAMN YOU IMAGE GOD!!! Ok, here it is again. Pretend that mine and Zyquux's comment didn't exist.
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FOR BREAKFAST?!
94+7=101
Well, that's an old submission.
"Wolf jokes are back with a BANG!"
I WOULD BE A HAM CORE!
BOW BEFORE ME!
74+7=81
"Teabag airlines: where you always receive a free bag of nuts."- AuraMaster
(Yes, I got an actual HALO-RELATED submission. Don't blame me, blame the random submission god.)
94+7=101
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The comment:
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Oh man…that Mass Effect 3 ending, am I right fellas?
(Hasn't played any of the ME games)
#0
First result i got was my old avatar:
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Oh, the irony!
And speaking of irony, this was the second result:
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You're probably remembering the last parody the guy did of "This Is Halloween", which was also fantastic.
I'd put two portals in a vertical line…
Lean in…
And change pants without having to look down.
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!!! WHY IS THIS NOT AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE!?!
You know turrets have a lousy job when the idea of being flung into space sounds appealing to them.
"Caelun Niveus" turned up no results period in Deviant Art
"Caelun" turned up very little results… like 7 total…
"Niveus" turned up this, which is really sad as it is one of the few pictures where they seem to realize the meaning of the word… I feel offended by the baka gaijin weeaboos
Google turns up first "my" profile on some selling website, then then the second result is…
…me!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I got: "The (not so) Pleasant Cycle of Thunder Mountain"
The top comment: "That's the most well-timed loop I've ever seen… " -- Roflcoptor419.
And it tells no lies.
Go to a friend's house, go on their computer, come back here, laugh, +1, ????, Profit!
Well, if I must. My, Shawn Handyside is absolutely wondeful at not fixing forums!
The fevered dream of a madman? Or the revolutionary dream of a gentleman and a scholar?
Oh, great. A turret is showing emotion. Now I'm gonna feel even worse the next time I knock one over. Well, at least for the second or two before I start laughing at its misfortune.
I would be a narcoleptic core. I could just picture it…
"Come on, Chell. We just gotta get past these lasers and then-- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Uh. Whoa. Chell, I had the craziest dre- What the hell am I doing in space?"
88+7=95
Curses. One over. Oh well!
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Eh, someone already rule 34'd that.
God Tier Candy.
Paranoid Core, yo.
"WATCH OUT, it's behind you. They're watching, all the time, everytime. You turn around, you know they're there, but then they're gone! That Companion Cube… He's part of a plot. Part of a plot, I tell you! Why else would SHE make him? Crazy? Go ahead, call me crazy, think I'm crazy. Your thoughts aren't yours, they're someone else's. Nononono, not the government's thoughts. That'd be cliche… But that's what THEY want you to believe!"
I don't think it would work, I thought about it and found out that if you thrust you would also be moving forwards and thus no penetration (I am talking about repairing your portal gun…uh yea so it had a black whole in side wish would cause..uhm something physicy so yea.
i rolled 90
here's what i turned up http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs7/i/2005/256/5/d/Com…