It’s around this time I would reconsider my profession.
By Eduardo San Gil
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 31, 2012 · 1:14 PM
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Hmm... it's that time of year again. Yep that's right, con season! We're hitting the road to meet fans, hock funny t-shirts and give out high-fives!
Then after that it's straight off to Dallas, Texas for A-Kon!
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
I hate workin overtime for the monkey…
Also don't worry the elevators work on the next level.
Without my glasses on, I thought it said "Hand Job" as the title. It's 1:20p.m. I woke up at 12:45p.m. I'm on a Monday,Wednesday, Friday class schedule, and this submission just made my day (even though I'm going to be balls deep in homework).
ib4forumsmacros
NOW GIVE US THOSE FORUMS, OR THE MUSHROOM GETS HURT
He's gonna be pissed when DK throws it back down the stairs…
But that's not right at all! It's an early-stage construction site, there wouldn't be an elevator, and they would probably use a crane! Also, the barrels were probably up there before Donkey Kong even arrived!
DAGNABBIT STOP SCREWING WITH MY MIND.
I wonder what the hell is supposed to be in those barrels anyways?
Is it best we don't know?
Or are the barrels really not even there?
Such an existential paradox… Fellow Halolzians! Grace me with your theories!
Still not as bad as Mario's other job… http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/10/poor-mario/#idc-…
Still better than work as a prinny
Trust me
I'm wondering how he's gonna get that barrel up those stairs…
The barrels are filled with all the actual Halo-based submissions.
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/fY9jw.jpg">
Obviously they each contain one cat and one vial of poison.
At least he won't have to carry it back up when it burns in the oil fire
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Now Fix the forums, or, dammit, as it turns out, I have no legal power what so ever…
<img src="http://www.deviantart.com/download/282485596/trolo_l_churuya_shawn_by_darkangelsv1-d4o6na4.png">
Every barrel contains a smaller barrel, and in that a smaller, and in that a smaller, the next one on the other hand contains it's own universe.
Wait until you go to 75 M.
Shawn as Churuya? I never thought I'd say this but Shawn is absolutely adorable.
Prinny? Ponny…PONY!!!
<img src="http://chzbronies.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-brony-portal-fortress.png" length="400" width="400">
See, if we had FORUMS, I could post this there and be like, "Here's something for the next pony-day." but nooooooooooo, Shawn won't fix the forums…
So I'm guessing this is the guy who took Mario's job after he became a plumber. Poor guy doesn't even realize he's giving ammo to the enemy.
Groosehead FTW.
Schrödinger´s cat?
BAZINGA!
Oh, this "forum" place looks awesome!
Can I talk about sardines there? (When it's usable again, of course)
Well at least Donkey Kong is using them, some silent asshole in a green tunic just breaks them hoping there is money inside.
Sad part is, you read it in Churuya's voice.
Dear hell, now I'll never get that out of my head when I'm reading Shawn captions…
Are you trying to tell us that halolz is secretly amused by Shawns shenanigans? because I agree.
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Dead hookers, half-baked puns, porn using videogames (i.e. Pokemon Hentai), Japan and all of it's insanity in a bottle… the list can go on and on…
Where all planets are made of barrels with barrels inside them.
Some of them are oil barrels.
No, that is a book.
ALL HALOLZERS! I REPEAT, ALL HALOLZERS THAT BEG FOR THE FORUMS TO BE BACK! WE CAN QUIT THE PROTEST NOW!
Emperor Handyside has informed his lacky… cool lacky… whatever, and now said lacky has brought information to us!
[3:45:07 PM] Steve "Badonk" DeTuro: he says "It is being worked on, im going to try working with the people from forum code program i used to see if i can get the stuff back or not. If not ill have to just start it over. Either way it needs all new code and im swammped between work and cons and family. sorry guys"
[3:46:03 PM] Steve "Badonk" DeTuro: he blames the bronies XD
[3:46:15 PM] Alpar: Why the bronies?
[3:46:24 PM] Steve "Badonk" DeTuro: scapegoat
[3:46:27 PM] spplmj: cause blaming the jews would be offensive
[3:46:28 PM] Steve "Badonk" DeTuro: lololol
[3:46:29 PM] Robocopter419: Trololo?
Also apparently someone else is fixing the coding and stuff FOR Shawn.
Give it a rest people! Forum macros can end here until much further notice!
So we can go back to making witty comments like usual. I guess.
So long as we don't have to repeat the "let's stop embedding so many images" lesson…
Anyway, hopefully this means no more forum related comments. Thank goodness. As funny as they were, they were kinda taking away the joy of the comments sections.
ALL FORUM BEGGERS, PLEASE, CLICK THIS LINK!
http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/31/hard-job/#IDComm…
DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO REPEAT MYSELF D:
How far would you go to deliver this package?
Hey, I use them. When I need to break in or out a fortress, I hide inside them and move when the guards aren't looking. Funny thing is the idiot guards never catch on.
The brony bit was my joke by the way. I'm sure Shawn loves you guys XD.
Also, that was paraphrasing from facebook chat for the most part.
It's kinda like forums but it's not interactive.
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Don't worry Alpar I'm sure Leo will bring something from the forums to Halolz to totally discredit you.
Also, Shawn and Sadface got me into Adventure Time. Their plan is working.
Wait. Mario, that's brilliant. If you pretend to be a barrel salesman, you could just walk right up there and Donkey Kong would be none the wiser.
Exactly like motion controls.
I thought it read hand job as well. Hahahaha…so…just throwing this out there…you want one?
Do a Barrel Roll!
Hahahah! I knew it was secretly the bronies fault XP
With all this attention it's been getting, maybe I should actually take a look into these forums of which you speak XD……..you know, granted they ever return.
To the heavens!!
>Shawn
>Adorable
MY GOD, WHAT HAVE THESE HANDS CREATED!?
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Forums… back soon?
This is the happiest day of my life…
Mkay. So…. Well… Alright, fuck it. Time for something you wish you could unsee.
*Scrambles around in secret img bag…*
Here we are!
<img src="http://4.mshcdn.com/wp-content/gallery/nigel-thornberry-gifs/nigel-gif-10.gif">
Perhaps ponies will peak your interest a bit more!
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Shawn also told Donk he was working on it…one or two weeks ago.
AND said he was going to focus on it after christmas. Several people also said they've sent mails suggesting Shawn to just start the forums over. Even though I respect Shawn, and he has his family, conventions, Halolz and the store, it wouldn't take this long to fix things. The truth is that our beloved overlord is also lazy.
Also hoping he's serious this time, but…
Oh please, there are few things I could unsee. Those are not any of them. In fact, those are nothing compared to theTingle picture……I…..seen…….DAAMMMMMIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!!
*runs off looking for the extra STRONG brain bleach*
*Thinks to himself* "Huh, it would appear that I have a fangirl…*Gasps* She wants to see my pokéballs and handle my pokégear!!! Hmm…me gusta…I could get used to this…"
What's your price per hour?
*looking at picture*
APPLEJACK, Y U NO UPGRADE SENTRY?
Frankly, I don't think we would go so far in the forum protest thing if we had more witty comments as we had on the past. Not saying we don't have any, just that the number of them was reduced and we got more old memes, sometimes images not even edited or related…
Anyway, I've already made my rant about this and ended up sounding like a jerk trying to "regulate" Halolz, I won't do that again.
Aw. Just when I was gonna make some drawing to express the average Halolz user's feelings. (Not that I've been arsed to even look at forums, nonetheless Halolz forums with my busy schedule)
EDIT: Slow comment-maker is slow lately. I haven't been on a Halolz post that didn't already have several comments above 10+ in about a month now.
He's not the first delivery boy to do this, but he ain't gonna be the last.
Shawn hates Jews, according to this taken broadly.
Shawn killed the forums, according to Halolz fanatics.
Therefore Shawn is NEW INTERNET HITLER.
I call Finland in this grand game of Diplomacy.
I… would actually pay to see that, good sir…
Oh, please.
I watched Pain Olympics.
WITHOUT FLINCHING.
We thought you had changed.
We were reasonable.
We gave you many chances and you threw them away.
Now with that being said, will you kindly…
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Meh. From my POV, you're doing it for the better. People would be better off listening to you in this case.
Ponies and Nigel huh…
Why can't we have both?
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I'm more concerned about the lack of "Need a dispenser here".
Reconsider your job? You'd be working for a freaking barrel throwing gorilla, why WOULDN'T you want that?!
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He better get a sledgehammer, if he wants to stand a chance.
thornbary no, i don't want to see your penis
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You can't tell me that this isn't worth the space it takes up.
Silly Jimmy,
There are no girls on the internet. You should know that by now.
Really Jimmy? You are a pokemon champion and you still resort to hiring… err… women with "different"…… skills, heh… heh (ohgoddon'thurtmeSEGAUranusaaaaahhh) oh well, I guess that just leaves more women for me
Halolz has a forum?
Seriously guys, come on. Prostitution on Halolz? That's what Craigslist is for
Well, sort of.
*Chirping crickets* …err, what women? I've got Crystal, Marina, Lyra, and I'm going for Green. Plus, I now have a fangirl, SEGA Uranus. Last I checked, you don't have any female companions. If it weren't for Gary Oak stealing the other women, I'd have it MADE.
<img src="http://chzpokememes.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/pokmon-i-know-your-feel-red.jpg" length="400" width="400">
Don't tell Mario that there was an elevator the whole time
I'm not a prostitute, I just exchange sexual favors for classic SEGA games for my ever growing collection.
Also if I did charged, I would you charge you by the second, because your "Pokégear" is just like Dreamcast's fall, it comes fast.
Don't tell Mario there was an elevator.
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy
Haven't you seen all the nameless female rocket grunts?
being the son of the leader of a terrorist crime organization has its advantages you know.
You don't even know what you're talking about.
If you'd let me, I could Jimmy your lock till dawn. I'd be doing YOU the favor.
What Team Rocket organization? I defeated all of them…they split man. Where've you been? I also met your Dad…who I also defeated…when I went back in time…
Well then big boy, why don't we get it on in a matter which is similar to Donkey Kong?
You defeated all of them…. after Red did all the job by himself, also beated Giovanni.. like 3 times.
lol If you knew him you wouldn't think that. The man is just really busy. You try running multiple cons, a successful website that constantly updates, a t-shirt business with multiple employees and an office, all while having a family to take care of.
Keep doing what your doing Shawn, you'll get it done eventually.