Poor Mario.........
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You’d think there’d be plenty of job opportunities in the Mushroom Kingdom, but unfortunately with Mario’s education he’s only qualified to fix plumbing and stomp on the local wildlife.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 10, 2012 · 12:18 PM 
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Artistic, Irony, Nintendo, Serious Business, Stinky, Super Mario Bros

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74 Responses to “Poor Mario………”

  1. Wetmang on January 10th, 2012 12:21 pm

    Looks like he took ALL the Koopa Kids to the pool…

  2. Drake148 on January 10th, 2012 12:37 pm

    And yesterday I saw this on deviantart… Why didn't I sent it to halolz? Why? It was my moment to shine….

  3. Drake148 on January 10th, 2012 12:39 pm

    Mama mia….

  4. Chimental on January 10th, 2012 12:46 pm

    Sorry Mario, but your Drano is in another castle.

  5. Solomerc_Elite on January 10th, 2012 12:58 pm

    Maybe he shouldn't have spent all those coins he collects on extra lives…

  6. HughbertEsq on January 10th, 2012 1:22 pm

    Ironically, ha Bowser hired Weegee to clear his piping, he would've cleaned it JUST BY staring at it.
    Even Shit is Shit Scare of Weegee

  7. Ice_Cold_Water on January 10th, 2012 1:24 pm

    <img src=http://i.imgur.com/Z3Haw.jpg>

  8. Vabolo on January 10th, 2012 1:26 pm

    …And that, kids, is where this masterpiece originated.

  9. MC Ninja on January 10th, 2012 2:11 pm

    This is actually the alternate ending to Bowser's Inside Story in which Luigi was crapped out by Bowser.

  10. EliminatorZigma on January 10th, 2012 2:22 pm

    <img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_la5ed7ZHjj1qe6y5io1_400.png"&gt;

    "Now bend over and start plumbing, Mario."

  11. VyseRogueKing on January 10th, 2012 2:29 pm

    Mario's been through a lot of shit but none has been as disturbing as this.

  12. MasterLuigi452 on January 10th, 2012 2:29 pm

    Sweet, yet dirty revenge…

  13. Comire on January 10th, 2012 2:37 pm

    Now we know every time you die in Super Mario 64, Bowser takes a dump.

  14. Skrist on January 10th, 2012 2:46 pm

    If Mario does most of the plumbing what is Luigi doing?

  15. MeatyMcSausage on January 10th, 2012 2:57 pm
  16. Axel X on January 10th, 2012 3:13 pm

    It goes without saying, but being a plumber is a shitty business.

  17. straYDoubter on January 10th, 2012 3:35 pm

    He'd better get it unclogged. It's his only way back outside.

  18. SuperPinkiePie on January 10th, 2012 3:52 pm

    He should have stuck with being a doctor.

  19. ProfessorLuigi on January 10th, 2012 4:09 pm

    Does anyone else get depressed every time I look at that picture?
    Maybe I'm just phsycho or something…

  20. ChaosController on January 10th, 2012 4:45 pm

    Meanwhile, Princess Peach is getting her own pipes cleaned, if you know what I mean. No? Okay then. *hides in corner*

  21. PortalMan118 on January 10th, 2012 4:57 pm

    Bowser's his only source of business, in one way or another.

  22. Awesomecake on January 10th, 2012 5:32 pm

    Better to clean up poop than having to cut into people's bodies like Dr. Mario. Maybe thats just me though.

  23. EliminatorZigma on January 10th, 2012 5:38 pm

    Is anyone else disturbed by the fact that his toilet is a KOOPA SHELL?!

    I wonder if having your shell turned into the "royal throne" is an honor or an insult to a Koopa?

  24. Ovahdrive on January 10th, 2012 5:55 pm

    Who needs a job in the mushroom kingdom? You'd think with the thousands of coins lying around everywhere money wouldn't be a problem.

  25. Mindlessinvalid on January 10th, 2012 9:31 pm

    Sometimes life just pitches you shit, and you have to take it. Other times, life deals you an overturned dumpster filled to the brim with porn mags and you really don't want to.

    Just this weekend I was staying in a yurt with some friends, and we found one such dumpster by the camp grounds.

    None of us had the courage to sift through it because it was broad daylight and communal porn is incredibly awkward.

    Which brings me to yet another related incident, never accept an invitation to a Hentai marathon party. I won't get into the details, but it involved two liquor cabinets, a mixed crowd of guys and girls, a bible Black marathon, and absolutely no sex. No-one wanted to admit they were aroused so we all took turns staring at the liquor cabinets but not getting anything to drink because of paralytic levels of awkward.

    Basically anything good can quickly become something bad when you shift the context a bit.

  26. GanjalfTheGreen on January 11th, 2012 8:59 am

    This looks like a job for…

    Contra Guy!
    <img src=http://dudelol.com/DO-NOT-HOTLINK-IMAGES/Contra-vs-Tetris-GIF.gif>

    (it's relevant, trust me, trust me)

  27. Mikau94 on January 11th, 2012 11:02 am

    Shouldn't we be able to see Bowser's butt in this picture?

  28. elephantboyq on April 7th, 2012 2:22 pm

    Wait, if Mario risks his live(s) all the time to save Princess Peach AND The Mushroom Kingdom, wouldn't the least she could do is to excuse him of taxes?

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