You’d think there’d be plenty of job opportunities in the Mushroom Kingdom, but unfortunately with Mario’s education he’s only qualified to fix plumbing and stomp on the local wildlife.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 10, 2012 · 12:18 PM
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Looks like he took ALL the Koopa Kids to the pool…
And yesterday I saw this on deviantart… Why didn't I sent it to halolz? Why? It was my moment to shine….
Mama mia….
Sorry Mario, but your Drano is in another castle.
Maybe he shouldn't have spent all those coins he collects on extra lives…
Ironically, ha Bowser hired Weegee to clear his piping, he would've cleaned it JUST BY staring at it.
Yup
Even Shit is Shit Scare of Weegee
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…And that, kids, is where this masterpiece originated.
He also tried having Wario clean it up, but all Wario managed to do was roll around in it and get it everywhere.
Wario is insane.
I believe it is the excrement of the bipedal reptiles known as 'koopa'
But wouldn't him hiring Weegee end up in Bowser not knowing if he showed up or not?
This is actually the alternate ending to Bowser's Inside Story in which Luigi was crapped out by Bowser.
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"Now bend over and start plumbing, Mario."
Mario's been through a lot of shit but none has been as disturbing as this.
Sweet, yet dirty revenge…
Now we know every time you die in Super Mario 64, Bowser takes a dump.
You would not believe how fast I deleted my search history after looking for this picture.
If Mario does most of the plumbing what is Luigi doing?
<img src="http://captiontool.com/assets/memes/bowser_troll_face.jpg"/>
Problem?
I cant stop laughing at this perverted shit, damn you
I'm gunna need a link so I can have my new desktop background
Sadly, the image is full size. Just look up "sexy bowser" if you REALLY want a wallpaper, though. There are plenty of… fitting results.
The "masterpiece" without a sequel.
I was hoping it'd get one… only to see how much worse it'd be.
I'm scared…
It goes without saying, but being a plumber is a shitty business.
He's a ghostbuster. Now there's a job that gets you a mansion.
He'd better get it unclogged. It's his only way back outside.
If they made it, I am just guessing that the title would go something along the lines of: "Super Mario Bros. go to Disneyland!". Or something equally stupid and pointless.
Luigi is a Ghostbuster.
Wario is a Treasure Hunter.
Waluigi is most likely a spy, since they never give info.
Mario is a Plumber. I'm guessing since Mario doesn't know how to get a good job, he probably does not know what to do when the economy kicks in.
He should have stuck with being a doctor.
His medical license got revoked.
Waluigi sappin' my sentry!…
<img src="http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/350/a/6/bitf_waluigi_untooned_by_t_3000-d3503wf.jpg">
…And I'm totally okay with that.
Waluigi sappin' my sentry!…
<img src="http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/350/a/6/bitf_waluigi_untooned_by_t_3000-d3503wf.jpg">
…And I'm totally okay with that.
I think after the number of patients he overdosed he's not getting that job again.
Or as literal.
I thought that waluigi was some professional tennis player, since mario tennis is where he first appeared.
Does anyone else get depressed every time I look at that picture?
Maybe I'm just phsycho or something…
Yeah, yeah, a lot of doctors lose their medical license, but is that any excuse to give up the dream? No! Just ask the Medic.
I'd…. Uh….. I'd rather not.
Meanwhile, Princess Peach is getting her own pipes cleaned, if you know what I mean. No? Okay then. *hides in corner*
Bowser's his only source of business, in one way or another.
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As you should be…
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Better to clean up poop than having to cut into people's bodies like Dr. Mario. Maybe thats just me though.
Is anyone else disturbed by the fact that his toilet is a KOOPA SHELL?!
I wonder if having your shell turned into the "royal throne" is an honor or an insult to a Koopa?
XD wow
Who needs a job in the mushroom kingdom? You'd think with the thousands of coins lying around everywhere money wouldn't be a problem.
Someone with some mean shoppin' skills paste Mario's head over Batman & we have the perfect reaction to the post itself.
Incognito Mode hoy!
*searching…
*searching…
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You would think since he is tall and whatnot, he would be a basketball player, or at the very least, baseball player. Nope, even more boring sport for him.
An Insulting Honor.
oh… hahaha….
…ewwww…
Golf
Sometimes life just pitches you shit, and you have to take it. Other times, life deals you an overturned dumpster filled to the brim with porn mags and you really don't want to.
Just this weekend I was staying in a yurt with some friends, and we found one such dumpster by the camp grounds.
None of us had the courage to sift through it because it was broad daylight and communal porn is incredibly awkward.
Which brings me to yet another related incident, never accept an invitation to a Hentai marathon party. I won't get into the details, but it involved two liquor cabinets, a mixed crowd of guys and girls, a bible Black marathon, and absolutely no sex. No-one wanted to admit they were aroused so we all took turns staring at the liquor cabinets but not getting anything to drink because of paralytic levels of awkward.
Basically anything good can quickly become something bad when you shift the context a bit.
Best abstinence method ever.
Well said…
whatever it was.
I was trying to say that no matter how arousing a situation is, it can very easily degenerate into something incredibly awkward.
Mario could have got some at bowser's castle if peach needed saving, but instead he had to deal with bowser's shit(in both senses of the phrase).
Well, that search was horrifying. Why did I do that?
Yep. After the medical board found out he was doing shrooms.
Because Sexy Bowser compelled you to. YOU CANNOT RESIST THE BEDROOM EYES OF KING KOOPA!
This looks like a job for…
Contra Guy!
<img src=http://dudelol.com/DO-NOT-HOTLINK-IMAGES/Contra-vs-Tetris-GIF.gif>
(it's relevant, trust me, trust me)
I guess that she had to settle for luigi with mario being "busy on the job"
probably not a good idea. then the weegee virus would spread through the sewer
Mario is about to get his pipes cleaned by Bowser o_0
Olympic Sitting Quietly.
Shouldn't we be able to see Bowser's butt in this picture?
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Be careful with that plumber SuperPinkiePie. He is a doctor. They are very poor.
He's an athletic spy, rel="nofollow">got it.
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Courtesy of The AntiVillain
I'm immune to that mental scarring due to being a bisexual furry.
Gotta love them class bonuses!
I ACTUALLY LIKE THAT MOVIE THANKYOUVERYMUCH.
>Liking any live action videogame/anime based movie
Ahaha wow. Opinions being strong and differential to the max.
So that's why I can never get the long block when I need it….
~send