Pokemon text selection system

As long as Pokemon can learn moves like Harden and Pound, Kuinala will find a way!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 19, 2011 · 11:05 AM 
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  1. spplmj on December 19th, 2011 11:16 am

    <img src='http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/8835/pikachugynoexam.jpg&#039; border='0'/>

    ill just drop this here and be on my way

  2. Omnomynous on December 19th, 2011 11:29 am

    I wonder, do female trainers prefer Water Spout or Eruption?

    I heard that some prefer to Rhydon Hardened Metapods

    I just used my appealing Charmander pants just fell off.

    I'm pretty bad at making sex jokes.

    So here is a picture:

    <img src=http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/50312_189698702423_7821857_n.jpg>

  3. Dracojounin7 on December 19th, 2011 11:30 am

    *generic comment about how Professor Oak came as soon as he could*

  4. Omnomynous on December 19th, 2011 11:35 am

    <img src=http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/harden-stringshot.gif>

  5. Uzumakiclan43 on December 19th, 2011 11:41 am

    I don't know what's more disturbing, the fact that someone is contemplating whether or not their grandparent can still use Harden, or that there's a person willing to revive the Old Amber within.

    … yeah, I know, it's terrible. But in a completely related/unrelated news, there's a Pokemon Crossover in the works: http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2011-12-

  6. Mindlessinvalid on December 19th, 2011 12:12 pm

    Ms. Pikachu, I know how tempting it is to pick up small children and store them in your vagina, but that's what chloroform and burlaps sacks are for.

  7. Mindlessinvalid on December 19th, 2011 12:14 pm

    It's funny because Umbreon is even more useless than a Flareon (generic flareon).

    One could say that Umbreon *sucks*

  8. Skrist on December 19th, 2011 12:23 pm

    You should battle my ROCK HARD Umbreon.
    We'll make you pay up front. ;)

  9. TomQuoVadis on December 19th, 2011 12:39 pm

    Isn't the text bubble showing an expression kind of redundant given that it's already making a face?

  10. Mindlessinvalid on December 19th, 2011 12:47 pm

    I did battle your Umbreon, but it went into battle "fainted" before the round even started. What you need to do is go to the poke-mart, and ask for this stuff called Revive, and it will help you go POUND yourself. (Finally got around to watching the TFS hellsing Abridged 2, so I'm on new episode mode right now)

  11. Lord_Science on December 19th, 2011 1:40 pm

    <img src="http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/03356.gif&quot; border="'0'//">

    What has been seen cannot be unseen.

  12. Omnomynous on December 19th, 2011 1:49 pm

    Umbreon Curse Payback wall is btter than Guts Work Up fire fang Whatever.

    period.

  13. Seanhl on December 19th, 2011 2:02 pm

    well, considering animes and animesque shows do it, it's just an art style

  14. Sir_Nox on December 19th, 2011 2:05 pm

    *le playing Ruby version, get to Dewford Town

    "HEY EVERYONE! THE NEW POPULAR PHRASE IS 'ADULT TOYS!"

    Me: Problem?

  15. Seanhl on December 19th, 2011 2:06 pm

    what's this, nintendo doing a crossover with a non-nintendo franchise, why that'd never… <img src="http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/snake/snake_070921d-l.jpg"&gt; …I'll just be going now

  16. Skrist on December 19th, 2011 2:11 pm

    Blastoise: Iron Defense, Protect, nuff said.
    Blastoise Underused… shame on you Smogon, I have a full righteous mind to rip your dick off.

  17. Skrist on December 19th, 2011 2:14 pm

    Actually, if you pay attention to recent nintendo history. Resident evil on the 3DS:Capcom. Helping SEGA with the next Sonic game, and those Mario and Sonic games… i guess. This pokemon game. I think some Metal Gear game for the 3DS. Then there is Square Enix and Fortune Street. Not to mention someone apparently got yelled at by Nintendo, Capcom, and Konami for SSB4 Leaks.
    So my guess is, they either like partnerships or they are trying to weasel more characters in the next Super Smash. But those are just my guesses. Let's hear someone else and theirs. :D

  18. CriticalQuit on December 19th, 2011 2:16 pm

    Umbreon's useless? It's a fuckin' brick wall. My umbreon rocks the hell out of everything.

  19. CriticalQuit on December 19th, 2011 2:19 pm
  20. VyseRogueKing on December 19th, 2011 2:38 pm

    Mine was originally, "I wonder if LIQUID OOZE is YUMMY." I realized the creepiness of such a phrase simply changed it to "I wonder if Vanillish is Yummy."

  21. VyseRogueKing on December 19th, 2011 2:39 pm

    I'm ashamed it took you so long but it was replaced by pride when you made such a brilliant reference.

  22. Deep Thought on December 19th, 2011 2:57 pm

    Good to see the internet is populated with High School freshman.

  23. HughbertEsq on December 19th, 2011 3:02 pm

    He-He, Guffs regarding the Phallic manhood, What Riddling Fun!

  24. HughbertEsq on December 19th, 2011 3:04 pm

    *Le fini des modifications*
    HAR HAR SUCCESS
    Does a dance rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">

  25. SuperPinkiePie on December 19th, 2011 3:15 pm
  26. Omnomynous on December 19th, 2011 3:31 pm

    It would be pretty bad to use in OU. Ferrothorn, weather teams, Rotom-W, its a mess up there.

  27. GazzyW007 on December 19th, 2011 3:40 pm

    First I'm gonna POUND that Hellsing bitch. And the old guys. Ah hell, POUNDing for everyone! Come 'ere, ghoul!

  28. Jimmy on December 19th, 2011 4:15 pm

    Damn, I was going to dig that one up. Shoot. 1-up for you.

  29. AManWithACloak on December 19th, 2011 4:33 pm

    I ride around the public transportation system for hours with my DS just to spread the ra… "Love".

  30. Skrist on December 19th, 2011 4:36 pm

    I've taken out an entire team of ubers with my Blastoise and Espeon alone. And my Blastoise is only defensive.
    Plus wherever they put Miltank is pretty sad as well considering my friend eats Dialgas left and right with just one.

  31. penguindude42 on December 19th, 2011 4:52 pm

    *generic comment about Red's mum*

  32. penguindude42 on December 19th, 2011 4:54 pm

    This -definitely- stinks of Reddit.

  33. CosmicSkyscrapa on December 19th, 2011 5:01 pm

    Why does it seem that after my comment that people are now posting homestuck related pictures semi frequently? http://www.halolz.com/2011/12/08/bad-pun-heavy/#I

  34. CosmicSkyscrapa on December 19th, 2011 5:02 pm

    Maybe Nintendo just wants us to have a hard time with that rather than them wanting us to not use innuendos at all.

  35. LiquidMountain on December 19th, 2011 5:06 pm

    Is this the dance you're looking for?
    <img src="http://www.mspaintadventures.com/advimgs/ps/ps817.gif"/&gt;

  36. Seanhl on December 19th, 2011 5:12 pm

    hey I wasn't that bad as a freshman, and you didn't already know that?

  37. LiquidMountain on December 19th, 2011 5:15 pm

    Semi-frequently still seems to count as a Homestuck posting binge.

    Has anybody noticed that I'm only posting MSPA stuff because I can't think of a sex joke? Seriously, this is really…
    <img src="http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/trollcool.gif"/&gt;
    HARD

    Say, do sunglasses even work with punny sexual innuendo?

  38. Seanhl on December 19th, 2011 5:18 pm

    and I can tell you, Reddit stinks *zing*

  39. Deep Thought on December 19th, 2011 5:26 pm

    4 years at an all guys high school… Yes. I have seen things that cannot be unseen. Penises that were drawn with way too much detail. The inside of the changing room for the stage.

    Sophistication and class are hard to find on the internets.

  40. Omnomynous on December 19th, 2011 5:32 pm

    they have a case of Shedninja Syndrome. The Godly Glass cannon. They are good sometimes, but not most times. And it is more likely you fought a n00b trainer than a good one.

  41. Icesickle97 on December 19th, 2011 5:56 pm

    *generic comment about Gary kicking Red's ass*

  42. GenCasar on December 19th, 2011 6:20 pm

    Strange, last I checked it was ROCK HARD BONE CLUB.

  43. GenCasar on December 19th, 2011 6:23 pm

    *generic comment about Gary's girth*

  44. imnutty on December 19th, 2011 6:47 pm

    *generic comment about your generic comments*
    generic commentception

  45. Psycroc on December 19th, 2011 8:08 pm

    Anyone else find it funny that the Daycare center is on route 34?

  46. GazzyW007 on December 19th, 2011 9:19 pm

    I don't want any Hamsteak. I already ate like 5 webcomics, I don't need 5 ACTS of another.

  47. GazzyW007 on December 19th, 2011 9:20 pm

    We have to get generic-er.

    *turns into Keanu Reeves*

    Woah…. wrong film.

  48. GazzyW007 on December 19th, 2011 9:22 pm

    My old art teacher made a student who drew a dick on their work have to find a picture of one on the internet and draw it out as accurately as possible in lesson. Best thing she ever did. Only good thing she ever did, mind you.

  49. GazzyW007 on December 19th, 2011 9:22 pm

    I do.

    …anyone besides GazzyW007?

  50. Seanhl on December 19th, 2011 10:05 pm

    huh, guess I missed it, that's… interesting

  51. Skrist on December 19th, 2011 11:18 pm

    I must cross paths with you in this game at least once before I die. XD

  52. Zeleas on December 20th, 2011 2:46 am

    It's funny because the composers name is Dyck! And we're talking about sex! :3

    I'll take my 10 year old mind and my 18 year old body to the corner now.

  53. A_R_ on December 20th, 2011 3:45 am

    Ah, Dewford. What a lovely town!

  54. ecruz747 on December 20th, 2011 5:19 pm

    Join me on my search for heroine.

  55. Mindlessinvalid on December 20th, 2011 10:04 pm

    All right, bug catcher, you're going to tell me everything you know or I'm going to have Wartortle her peel your "PENIS" like a banana!

  56. Niki K. F. on December 21st, 2011 3:41 am

    I once randomly battled a guy on WiFi whose introduction was "I want to BONE CLUB with GIRL!"

  57. GazzyW007 on December 22nd, 2011 6:24 pm

    HAHAHAHAHA

    I don't know what's funnier, the fact that you rhink your Water-type ass uses INTIMIDATE on me, or you think that Giovanni would let me live if I did.
    And now I've got BURN on, so it's free game!
    The one who captured me…. was….. TEAM ROCKET…….

    *Dead body gives you the flying-type*

  58. Mindlessinvalid on December 24th, 2011 12:51 am

    Did anyone hear pewter city? I heard pewter gym.
    I heard celadon city.
    I heard saffron city with me dark-type hearing…

  59. SonicsmyName on December 26th, 2011 4:32 pm

    Shedinja*

    <_<

    >_>

  60. Omnomynous on December 29th, 2011 12:58 am

    Obviously someone doesn't know the raw power and carnage a Shedninja can bring.

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