God forbid Heavy Weapons Guy isn’t at 450 health at all times! He’s only the beefiest guy in the whole game!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 12, 2011 · 9:14 AM
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"I don't care if you're on fire, this Heavy might need to be ubered any second! Yes, I know we are in our intel room."
You're on fire?
Good idea! Let's make some french toast!
CAN YOU TASTE THE CRUEL IRONY?
IT TASTES LIKE FIRE.
"Yes this phone is plugged in!"
<img src="http://nerdreactor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Objection.gif">
OBJECTION!
Adjectives characterising one's personality are only applicable if one's trait is not possessed by your average person of their description, thus, the subject in question can simply be characterised as "Medic".
Hey, cut the Medics some slack! Sure, that Scout may be on fire, but he knew what the risks were when he signed up for this! Not everyone has a Quick Fix, you know!
…Except, I do. Problem, Scout?
Well, maybe if you stopped spamming "NEED A DISPENSER HERE" , I would heal you.
CAN YOU FEEL ZE SHADENFREUDE!?
OBJECTION!
<img src="http://www.court-records.net/animation/edgeworth-confident(b).gif"/>
HOLD IT!
Even if you are suggesting that every Medic is indeed a scumbag, it is still applicable to attach the prefix to said person if it only proves to highlight a specific trait. Clearly, this Medic goes above and beyond in terms of being a scumbag, and so has earned the right to be referred to as "Scumbag Medic."
Wait, not healing heavy is an option?
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dark_master119/ChrisMedicField.png" border="0" alt="Photobucket">
aw, your on fire and bleeding and not a heavy, let me play a sad song on the world's smallest ubersaw *accidentally stabs them* Darn it you need a bonesaw for that
Objection!
Don't worry! Those aren't normal flames! Those are the FLAMES of VICTORY! They're actually quite normal…
*no they aren't. Poor guy.*
'Dem image artifacts
<img src=http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h416/kitsuneronin/datartifacts.jpg>
"Medic, could you please heal someone else?"
"I HAVE NO IDEA!"
Sentry blocking the objective
Ubers a Scout
When I heard French Toast, the thing that immediately came to mind was a Pyro burning a Spy.
Oh, don't be such a baby, severely burnt body parts and organs grow back….
That's why we have Jarate!
Medic: I don't always heal other class. But when i do. It's at spawn during the setup.
Some Medics just want to watch their teams burn.
You can always heal the medic healing the Heavy!
scumbag medic? nah that's just a pub scrub medic
Ze pain is so much, that it has transformed from raw emotion into a physical protoplasmic state!
PHYSICS YEAH!
No zey don't…
Psh. Typical f2p Medics.
Or so you think…
<img src="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/3/36/Spy.png/300px-Spy.png">
So, I judge by everyone's reactions that the fact that I don't play like a pocket medic is unusual and strange? Wait, does this mean administering treatment to ALL of the team mates of mine I can get to, with priority given to mostly dead demos and soldiers is WRONG?
OTL
My life is a lie….
I was immediately reminded of breakfast in Paris. First "a slice of a croissant with a bit of the cheese, then all of the alcohol."
You can justify doing that if it's the Amputator. I have an Amputator that I had named stratovarius when I had gotten it (the day of that patch).
Last time I checked, Amputator has a shitty AoE heal attached to its taunt.
Well at least you aren't an adaptive medic.
That would mean you know how to play while healing or actually fighting!
And we all know you can never be both. It's simply ludicrous!
Skrist's idiot fact of the week: I've seen more good f2p medics than non f2p medics throughout my entire time in TF2, which was around last October.
Funny how people throw others into lower thoughts because how they are categorized by wealth and or laziness to upgrade to premium.
BTW I'm not talking about you Weegee, I'm talking generally, so in regular terms. I'M DISSIN ALL Y'ALLS! So, don't be upset. :P
Disco infernos are pretty amusing to watch actually.
But it remains the only weapon in TF2 that's a straight upgrade with no strings attached.
"simply ludicrous!"
~~~~~ OTL
ㅠ.ㅠ Am I that weird?
Ah, the joys of knowing how to actually play a medic.
It gets me killed a lot, but the team appreciates me.
-HEAL ME!
-Later…
Medic -- always has too many hot ironies in fire.
With a kritzkrieg.
Hence me naming mine Stratovarius.
BURN BABY BURN…
Ya won't be thinking that once you die of burning.
And then there's the Scumbag Scout that steals a medkit when he's got about 10hp missing.
inb4scumbagscoutandteleporters
Ah, but karma is at work you see…there's a sniper and a soldier in the background!
My favourite ones are the battle medics.
I could heal my whole team and help us play the objective, OR I could attempt to kill a heavy with a bonesaw…
Now, to be a real douche, stand on top of the burning corpse and play the pretend violin.
DISCORD INFERNO!
YEEEE-AAHHHHH!
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
That's alright, I like the way it -hurk!
Hold It!
FENCH TOAST!
Play the bonesaw while Dustbowl burns.
You're on fire? Oh, poor baby. Go find a health pack. *runs off to melee a heavy*
i'm sorry, you must be mistaking me for an f2p noob
What a cruel medley
<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqywxqMF8M1qgykhbo1_500.gif"/>
I might tell you the tale of the solemn vow if you keep acting like a good boy
Crap, I forgot about that one.
and its really a spy…
disguised as a scout…
YOU ARE LAME….
Another scumbag submission? I mean they're good now, but I hope this doesn't go the way of Courage Kratos and become really old really fast…
PS: Also, Shawn, I keep trying to submit something but I keep getting "Delivery Failure" (The forums aren't up so this is the only way I can contact you at the moment)
screw the soldier getting all the good stuff, the medic is pretty well off too
Ahem. The Amputator? Problem solved.
Yo, bro, when we getting that Fluttershy pic? LMAO XD
Jesus, why not just crush his balls with a forty pound mace while you're at it.
People have lives you know?
-Is what I would say if we weren't on the internet.
No, I'm just reminding you of the times.. back in the day…
Let me play a sad song for you on ze vorld smallest bonesaw.
What blasphemy is this? Team Fortress 2 players were surely experts when it first came out!
The act of making a transaction towards the Valve corporation in exchange of a game is proven to grant one all the skills required to play, and not lose, the game.
Sucks to be on fire..