I prefer my cooking tips from target=”_blank”>a giant rapping chicken thank you very much! Besides no one will ever cook toast like the Engie!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 8, 2011 · 1:02 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (189 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)
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59 Responses to “[VIDEO] Moments with Heavy – French Toast”

  1. Fluffy_Quack3r on November 8th, 2011 1:12 pm

    Basically me in the morning when my dad makes me make breakfast

  2. VT_Juju_Man on November 8th, 2011 1:14 pm

    Now, obligatory image number 1,

    <img src="http://gamesprays.com/images/icons/yeah-toast-2426_preview.jpg"&gt;

    I'd like to see you Redfield that one…..take your best shot….

  3. Senor_Pantalones on November 8th, 2011 1:29 pm

    Dang… you beat me to it.

  4. El_bruno on November 8th, 2011 1:35 pm

    Sorry Shawn, but a giant rapping chicken's cooking tips have nothing on rel="nofollow">an undead ninja's.

  5. Sir_Nox on November 8th, 2011 1:36 pm

    <img src="http://i40.tinypic.com/oh1yro.png&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

    Add a little something sweet, not sour, a bit of cinnamon, just a pinch.

  6. fmarulz on November 8th, 2011 1:36 pm

    <img src="http://i44.tinypic.com/2pqs0ux.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

  7. TomQuoVadis on November 8th, 2011 1:40 pm

    Heavy has crafted French Toast!

  8. fmarulz on November 8th, 2011 1:44 pm

    <img src="http://i42.tinypic.com/3304ew7.png&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

  9. UndeadLex on November 8th, 2011 1:47 pm
  10. HughbertEsq on November 8th, 2011 1:52 pm

    Fuck me too.

  11. Sir_Nox on November 8th, 2011 1:53 pm

    Beat me to it. Damn you.

  12. HughbertEsq on November 8th, 2011 2:10 pm

    I wanted to bring smiles and pleasure to my younger brother, after enduring 2 solid days of insulin stabilization since being diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.
    SO I got him some French Toast.
    Bastards love French Toast

  13. MasterLuigi452 on November 8th, 2011 2:11 pm

    NEW ITEM ACQUIRED!!!
    French Toast.
    Level 50 Lunch Item.
    Description: Made with Spy's milk.
    On consume, you will be invisible for 5 seconds.

  14. Lord_Science on November 8th, 2011 2:12 pm

    BUTTER TOAST!!!

  15. Kevvo on November 8th, 2011 2:14 pm

    Thats it. We need to make a Redfield collection.

  16. C__F on November 8th, 2011 2:21 pm

    I see your undead ninja, and raise you another rel="nofollow">ninja cooking video.

  17. C__F on November 8th, 2011 2:23 pm

    A pro as heck guide to owning the kitchen.

  18. Dimomarg on November 8th, 2011 2:49 pm

    Strange, I don't see dozens of weapons' worth of metal being thrown into the mix.

  19. Skrist on November 8th, 2011 2:56 pm

    I thought the heavy was already a great chef.
    <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/halolz-dot-com-teamfortress2-cookingmama-sandvichmama.jpg"&gt;
    Plus who needs toast when you have SANDVICH?!

  20. walktovanish on November 8th, 2011 2:57 pm

    A comma would go a long ways there…

  21. Ovahdrive on November 8th, 2011 3:01 pm
  22. Skrist on November 8th, 2011 3:11 pm

    OOO YOU GAVE ME AN EXCELLENT IDEA! I'm going to throw all the ones so far into a collage. :D

  23. Red on November 8th, 2011 3:18 pm

    How about a toast sandvich!

  24. Deep Thought on November 8th, 2011 3:31 pm

    This… I need it to achieve the next level of ninja heavy.

  25. CriticalQuit on November 8th, 2011 3:35 pm

    Poor Spy. He just wanted to know what Heavy wanted and he got punched in the face, had his milk stolen, and his fridge destroyed.

  26. invadingduck on November 8th, 2011 4:24 pm

    I LOVE THIS tor.

  27. GanjalfTheGreen on November 8th, 2011 4:55 pm

    French toast you say?
    <img src=http://content.ytmnd.com/content/0/f/8/0f84bea19e2375354e9158cef2518ee9.jpg>

  28. spplmj on November 8th, 2011 6:10 pm

    Sounds like a lot of…<img src="http://wedeh.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/hooplaaaaaaa.png?w=436&amp;h=315&quot; alt="" width="436" height="315" />

  29. Sir_Nox on November 8th, 2011 6:24 pm

    Don't forget Hiss Redfield.

  30. penguindude42 on November 8th, 2011 6:34 pm

    YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  31. penguindude42 on November 8th, 2011 6:37 pm

    At least it wasn't Derpy, then it would be sideways, with scraps in it.

  32. penguindude42 on November 8th, 2011 6:39 pm

    Heavy is really compensating for something with that "spatula".

  33. penguindude42 on November 8th, 2011 6:40 pm

    OH NOOOOOOOO!!! OH, THIS IS BAD!
    FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!!! MEDIC!

  34. GameboyPATH on November 8th, 2011 6:42 pm

    I love how similar this is to the Krusty Krab Training Video.

  35. THIStor on November 8th, 2011 5:46 pm

    Why, I love you too!

  36. ProfessorLuigi on November 8th, 2011 7:02 pm

    NEIN! ZE HEAVY IS A SPY!

  37. ProfessorLuigi on November 8th, 2011 7:03 pm

    HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TOAST!

  38. wolfpax181 on November 8th, 2011 7:07 pm

    Nor do I see any hats or weapons being converted into said metal nor even tokens.

    A mystery.

  39. Alpar on November 8th, 2011 7:15 pm

    We already got Church of Falcon up on Know Your Meme. Guess this may as well apply too to our own little "culture".

  40. Alpar on November 8th, 2011 7:17 pm

    This is why Heavy never has anything more complex than a chocolate bar or a sandwich for his item for eating.

  41. ChemicalKirby on November 8th, 2011 7:41 pm

    Kinda surprised the "Cooking with Heavy" game isn't made yet…

  42. Ice_Cold_Water on November 8th, 2011 7:43 pm

    French toast
    <img src=http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/17166/831686-morshu_large.png>
    You want it? It's your's my friend. Unfortunately, I don't accept credit. Why don't you come back when you're a little… mmmmm… Richer?

  43. GanjalfTheGreen on November 8th, 2011 7:44 pm

    MY FLAKES! IT BURNS!

  44. Blu_Lizalfos on November 8th, 2011 7:47 pm

    TANKS MAMA.
    NOW YU AND SPARKL EYES DIE. GIV ME SANDVICH. o__O'

  45. Frankenstrat247 on November 8th, 2011 8:06 pm

    UUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  46. SSFF6B on November 8th, 2011 8:19 pm

    Something I sent in got posted?
    rel="nofollow">

  47. Skrist on November 8th, 2011 8:42 pm

    But, LITTLE CHEF IS CREDIT TO TEAM!

  48. Skrist on November 8th, 2011 8:44 pm
  49. Blu_Lizalfos on November 8th, 2011 9:10 pm

    TRU.
    MAMA, YU LIV. SANDVICH VILL DIE!!! I WANT FRENCH TOAST, MAMA. TEECH ME!

  50. VmKid on November 8th, 2011 9:13 pm

    It's fun. (Honk)

  51. Sceptilianblade on November 8th, 2011 9:44 pm

    Too bad it got Deadpooled…

  52. Rocker23220 on November 8th, 2011 10:01 pm

    I'll see your brick, and raise you a

    <img src="http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/1500000/LOG-ren-and-stimpy-1552749-1280-1024.jpg&quot; width="400" height="400">

  53. Sir_Nox on November 8th, 2011 10:52 pm

    I started some sort of horrible epidemic by creating him. I'm starting to wonder if Chris Redfield images are going to be run into the ground.

  54. Vosur on November 8th, 2011 11:14 pm

    FFFF…. those eyes… they stare into the depths of the toast.

  55. tsunderepotato on November 8th, 2011 10:59 pm

    Ok, I am confused. I posted the same video on the Halolz forums a few days ago, and it was ignored. Did I post this video in the wrong place?

  56. Skrist on November 9th, 2011 2:08 am
  57. Rahcaz on November 9th, 2011 1:59 am

    I didn't realize Heavy was a master of Ti Kwan Leap.

    Boot to the head!

  58. LiquidMountain on November 9th, 2011 5:24 am

    SOmething moderately unrelated…
    <img src='http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/64/uv26q.png&#039; border='0'/>
    Mario+Portal guns+Towering Pillars of Towering Pillars of HATS!

  59. Mindlessinvalid on November 10th, 2011 11:12 pm

    Due to a complicated non-repeatable freak accident, a friend of mine managed this as I walked into the kitchen to steal the last hotpocket.

    I don't want to explain specifics of the whole thing, but involves his OCD and a gasleak behind his cereal cupboard and ended with a greasefire in his cornflakes that was exacerbated by the milk.

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