Miner? I hardly know her! HA-CHA-CHA!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 10, 2011 · 12:16 PM
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Hmm... it's that time of year again. Yep that's right, con season! We're hitting the road to meet fans, hock funny t-shirts and give out high-fives!
Then after that it's straight off to Dallas, Texas for A-Kon!
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
I don't want to undermine the credit of this poster, but I think this is beneath us.
Pedobear you're in the wrong game. Everyone plays CoD now.
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…Now… My HIS?
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/…
I think Shawn has some kind of attraction for bad submissions with bears.
Also, inb4thisimage
That's why the kids over the mic have such high pitch voice…
Recommended for ages 10 and under.
"…Sick…graphic…s…"
Xbox Live's main demographic.
This creeper is far worse than the creeper.
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Now my mine what?
*Insert unfunny bear pun here*
OBJECTION!!!
Those are little boys and not girls.
Pedobear is not Shotacat.
Ya. And you don't want to see this creeper "blow up!" lol, nasty
I think it's absolutely disgusting that they have a pretend quote from a "I RAPE CATS" publication. Raping cats? That is absolutely disgusting. Just sick.
I mean all the sex I have with cats is 100% consensual.
Especially when they're calling you a nigger or faggot.
Seriously, there's a Redfield for all occasions. Eveningwear, menswear, womenswear Poké-wear, headwear, Post-apocolyptic wear, pedo bear, everywhere!
*Points to Halo submission with nude picture of woman created from junk*
Is it?
If we make bear puns, I bet Shaun will go BEAR zerk, kuma.
What? I'm sure the online gaming community is more classy than…
*Spends 30 seconds playing Gears 3 online*
Your honor, I'd like to retract my previous statement.
I guess I'll just have to BEAR this submission, even if it is a little GRIZZLY. This kind of humor is POLAR after all, and I suppose it could be URSA.
…
TROUT.
I don't think he could BEAR it.
Because, as you children should always remember:
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Rule 35 of Halolz: If there is no Redfield of a submission, it will be shoped.
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Aaaah, fellow Persona fan. http://logicaldefect.tumblr.com/post/8710129099/i…
That'sssssssss sssssssshameful. Bad Sssssssssshawn.
Boys and girls, Chris Pedofield.
Naw. He's going to check out the mine you built yesterday.
I don't see anything wrong with this. Guy just wants a little pussy.
…
cat.
Ug, I guess I'll have to bear the brunt of these.
"Pedo" only refers to young children, And Pedophiles are more often reported for assaulting young BOYS.
Why do I think this is somehow out of context?
I actually have that still sitting in my picture library from Halo 3 I think.
I saw it on there WAY before I saw it on halolz.
Ceiling creeper watches the whole thing.
THIS MAN KNOWS HIS PEDOPHILIA.
Parents not only letting the kids play the game, but buying it for them without looking into the M rated game all over the news.
LOGIC BROKEN!
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What about my mine? What are you going to… YOU'RE GOING TO MINE ALL MY DIAMONDS.
The word is "You're". It's a contraction of "you" and "are."
They are known as "squeakers" because they haven't reached puberty and their balls haven't dropped yet.
For the REALLY cocky kids, I let them know that I've been playing games longer than they've been swimming in their dad's sac.
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Pedocraft : Resources are small children. The enemy mobs are Chris Hansen.
"Why wont you… Mine over there?"
*MEANWHILE AT HALOLZ!*
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Oh SNAP.
I don't know if I want to know where you got this.
http://tinyurl.com/yzfp8dt
That's true your honor, but Pedobear clearly has a long history of preferring little girls.
Hyes.
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I'm a horrible person…
Also GRAMMAR HAMMER!
"Your" should be "You're" in the submission.
Or you could, y'know, just stomp their asses in a match.
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You mean "shopped?"
"Id like to "mine" your "ores" out!"
And that's when Chris Redfield learned he is his greatest enemy. Next to maybe knee high fences and running and shooting.
And Whesker, don't forget bullshit Matrix Whesker.
WHUZZAT? BEARS?
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You'll need to wrestle me for that mine first!
Wait, how did you get video of my bedroom! And why did you call it Halolz?!
You live in Halolz? You should really move somewhere less messed up.
It sure beats Detroit.
(apoligies to those not fortunate enough to live anywhere besides Detroit)
Oh, don't worry; it's just a little girl that transformed into a cat!
…wait that's worse.
^ *hipster glasses*
Am i the only one who noticed that they misspelled You're?
Detroit isn't so bad… in 2027.
"The predator then tried to flee. It wasn't long until the police subdued him."
I'd say just use lava, but that apparently only works if you use a rocket too.
Apparently not.
What is more scary, a creeper or pedo bear….well, whats the difference?
The guy in the background looks like someone just shit in his cereal.
He's saying that the mine is mine! It's now my mine! For crafting! I'll stop…
It's funny when even the spelling is wrong, the sentence still makes sense.
the creeper doesn´t care how many years you got…
Said everyone at nerfnow.com.
It sure beats Buffalo
(I offer no apologies. Buffalo makes my dick rock hard)
That was the first thing I thought of when I saw this submission. I was all like "Ok. Where is he? Where's Chris Pedfield?" I'm going to go through the submissions and gather up all these Chris pictures. I was serious when I asked how many of these we will have by the year's end. I'm gonna start a tally. Then January 1st, you guys watch. I'll have the number and it's gonna be huge.
Well clearly it's the Game Developer's fault. Not the store or parents for buying the game or the politicians who wage war on gaming only to cut the power of the rating system out from under itself when it pleases them. [/California Logic]
Wait…. Now Your Mine………. FUCK. I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT UNTIL A MINUTE AGO.
I HATE MYSELF FOR MISSING SOMETHING SO OBVIOUS. T.T
I love you for pointing that out. I mean it, thank you. Halolz is the peak of all that is witty and sincere compared to the minefield that is NerfNow.
Obligatory link
OBJECTION!
Hey, as much as I agree on using logic and not getting kiddies M-rated games, me and my lil' bro played GTA3 when it came out. He was only 11 years old.
We both are normal, law abiding citizens.
WHY BUFFALO MAKES MY DICK ROCK HARD!
Now my mine what?
(yeah, I dogpiled the grammar hammer. %^#@ it, it's a pedobear posting)
Pedobear won't just disappear after "exploding" all over you.
Fuckin NAMBLA………
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=500000
Like how to solve a puzzle in Portal?
Responding to the grammar hammer, it's not necessarily incorrect.
'Now you're mine!'
Indicating ownership of a person.
'Now your mine!'
Indicating that your mine(craft) is next.
I think it's meant to be viewed both ways.
Both of you behave like that guy in that one movie where he kills everyone and blows up all the cars (ALL OF THEM, I SAY) while in jail?
Oh, I do that too. Rest assured.
Oh I thought he was starting another chain of puns.
You know. Mine. Beneath.
Or how GLaDOS's promise of cake was too good to be true?
Woah
Such a positive review from I_RAPE_CATS, he usually hates anything dog-like.
I was actually more or less on the subject of parents knowing it's an M rated game and still letting their children play it without looking into it.
Wait, you are forgetting all the people that completely yell at each other over ponies.
Oh, sorry that's everywhere. My mistake.
Your honour, may I have the right to go on for two short paragraphs about why I think MW3 sucks?
Am I the only one pissed off that it says "your" instead of "you're"?
The judge says…
Judge? Saying objection? That's implausible!
You know when Chris says "Suck it!" in MvC 3? Yeah that has a whole new meaning now.
OBJECTION!
Somone else's, Above….
That was the intention. Perhaps I should have bolded the words to make it more obvious. Oh, well.