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WHATEVA, WHATEVA I DEWOTT I WANT

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WHATEVA, WHATEVA



Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 26, 2011 · 2:04 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (197 votes, average: 3.56 out of 5)
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72 Responses to “WHATEVA, WHATEVA”

  1. Shatman on October 26th, 2011 2:14 pm

    I knew it. I knew it in my bones. The Punderstorm has come. It is the Apuncalypse!

  2. spplmj on October 26th, 2011 2:21 pm

    This type of behavior is Onixceptable

  3. Happy_Crazy on October 26th, 2011 2:23 pm

    Absolutely Onixceptable, these Elekids and their Rogenrolla these days I swear

  4. Happy_Crazy on October 26th, 2011 2:25 pm

    <img src=http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z196/Japeth24344/1235939386403.png>

  5. christmas4477 on October 26th, 2011 2:44 pm

    Sometimes you just have to Spheal with it though

  6. Darkangelsv1 on October 26th, 2011 2:47 pm

    <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/dynamicsonic/1307902883255.png"&gt;

  7. Jimmy on October 26th, 2011 2:54 pm

    I don't know, this shits all mew to me.

  8. The AntiVillain on October 26th, 2011 3:08 pm

    i sawsbuck when when there was another pokemon post

    damn pokepuns

  9. SpaghettiWeegee on October 26th, 2011 3:11 pm

    Explaining it would be Emboaring.

  10. Vatonnage on October 26th, 2011 3:12 pm

    He is obviously the Serperior being.

  11. Wetmang on October 26th, 2011 3:19 pm

    I do not approve of this non-pony submission! *angry hoof*

  12. Sid_Diddly on October 26th, 2011 3:24 pm

    Well get a pikachu getting in on the pokepuns action.

  13. Dimomarg on October 26th, 2011 3:26 pm

    Ho-Oh Ho-Oh Ho-Oh! It seems the younglings have achieved already achieved serperior swordfighting skills!

  14. Niteclaw1028 on October 26th, 2011 3:28 pm

    Too many PokePuns! We need to get rid of them all in a big Typhlosion!

  15. EliminatorZigma on October 26th, 2011 3:39 pm

    I can't think of anything but "doo-wop" music now…

  16. Alpar on October 26th, 2011 3:48 pm

    <img src="http://media.steampowered.com/steamcommunity/public/images/avatars/58/58cd72d9dfa93123c13467798db3d9a89a96e214_full.jpg"&gt;

  17. Alpar on October 26th, 2011 3:49 pm

    But I'll go deaf if it's too Exploud!

  18. Alpar on October 26th, 2011 3:50 pm

    Submit pun submission
    fill comments with puns

    …what, you want a pun?
    …okay fine, sixty dollars first. Take it or leave it.

  19. Ice_Cold_Water on October 26th, 2011 3:54 pm

    Dammit! Where's Shawn!? <img src=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_muUf-r4vFNM/TMIggYFG1-I/AAAAAAAAAAY/Ao_SQMmRuWc/s1600/1236317360192.gif>

  20. Skrist on October 26th, 2011 3:55 pm

    I think Shawn is Ledian us into a trap… It must be one Gastly affair if he's using puns.

  21. Skrist on October 26th, 2011 3:58 pm

    Don't be such a Bidoof, you could always Marshtomp it!

  22. Ice_Cold_Water on October 26th, 2011 3:58 pm

    Do you take visa?
    <img src=http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r276/Mullet2000/shutupandtake.jpg>

  23. MrRaccoon on October 26th, 2011 4:12 pm

    Is it pun time?
    <img src="http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm286/Yattaro_SB/1307024052743.jpg"&gt;

  24. TehVortex on October 26th, 2011 4:27 pm

    Screw you guys! I'm… evolving into a beast of immense power and strength!

    <img src="http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/108/7/f/samurott_by_folgers_draw-d3ebnl7.jpg&quot; width="250" height="250">

  25. dope92 on October 26th, 2011 4:29 pm

    i pickachu who i go with in this site.

    cause while im here? omastar

  26. Sceptilianblade on October 26th, 2011 4:52 pm

    Agreed. This is starting to get Dratini bit out of hand

  27. Red on October 26th, 2011 4:54 pm

    Screw the rules I have Amulet Coins

  28. TheArrived on October 26th, 2011 5:14 pm

    I would love to stick around and have pun with you guys, but I'm afraid I need to make a Rapidash to an appointment…

  29. Red on October 26th, 2011 5:19 pm

    *Ponyta

  30. Red on October 26th, 2011 5:20 pm

    What's this? TehVortex is evolcing?
    *evolution music*
    Congrats! Halolz's TehVortex has evolced into Feebas!

  31. Red on October 26th, 2011 5:22 pm

    You stopping for Koffing on the way? Staryubucks is right around the corner

  32. Red on October 26th, 2011 5:22 pm

    Halolz used Punderbolt!
    It's super effective!
    Shatman fainted!

  33. Red on October 26th, 2011 5:23 pm

    Long live the Slowking!

  34. Red on October 26th, 2011 5:24 pm

    *trubbish

  35. Red on October 26th, 2011 5:25 pm

    oh yeah?
    Omanyte, see:
    <img src="http://www.toymania.com/columns/spotlight/images/ssmpblackknight3.jpg&quot; alt="">
    Have at you!

  36. BlurrySandwich on October 26th, 2011 5:27 pm

    They told me I could be anything

    <img src="http://images.wikia.com/pokemonfanon/images/b/b7/Dewott.png"&gt;

    So I became a Dewott

    (Note: I have posted the exact same comment in the past. Still fits perfectly in this submission though.)

  37. MC Ninja on October 26th, 2011 5:32 pm

    I can Diglett…

    alright, I'll shut my Meowth now.

  38. Sid_Diddly on October 26th, 2011 5:35 pm

    I'm weezing I'm laughing so hard. Damn Asthma.

  39. Skrist on October 26th, 2011 5:48 pm

    One time I Metagross guy who had asthma. Him and his non stop Koffing. Had to Throh him out of my house he was doing it so bad.

  40. CriticalQuit on October 26th, 2011 5:50 pm

    Dewott can't be Cartman, it's not fat enough!

    Pignite, on the other hand, is fat enough, but not awesome enough.

  41. Koriko_Hojamine on October 26th, 2011 6:11 pm

    Sir, you have made me literally rofl; I will Raichu a check good for +9001 epeen!

  42. TheArrived on October 26th, 2011 6:20 pm

    Sure thing. What would you like, a French Vanillite?

  43. Alpar on October 26th, 2011 6:21 pm

    It's beautiful…

  44. Sid_Diddly on October 26th, 2011 6:23 pm

    You just better not ride it indoors.

  45. Sid_Diddly on October 26th, 2011 6:24 pm

    Too bad I can't find an image of this with Starwolf over it.
    <img src="http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/218821/218821,1241389273,2/stock-photo-red-b-button-29603212.jpg"&gt;

  46. AManWithACloak on October 26th, 2011 6:27 pm

    EVOLUTION CHAIN FOR OSHAWOTT:
    Fugly Duckling
    Kamina/Cartman Crossbreed
    One-Pokeman Rape Train

  47. TehVortex on October 26th, 2011 6:37 pm

    Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go hide in 6 random tiles of water.

  48. TehVortex on October 26th, 2011 6:42 pm

    I had something else in mind…

  49. BTSnoogans on October 26th, 2011 6:42 pm

    I am Bender. Please insert Gurrdurr.

  50. TheInsaneWombat on October 26th, 2011 6:49 pm

    Indeed. Forcing me to make pokepuns (Which I am trubbish at) is tentacruel.

  51. Drjolt on October 26th, 2011 7:08 pm

    To whoever made this, i'm going to raichu a letter about how i reacted to this.

  52. Drjolt on October 26th, 2011 7:09 pm

    *Remove shades* YOU SAYIN' THIS IS A PONY WEBSITE?

  53. Red on October 26th, 2011 7:22 pm

    Just don't go hiding in any lakes… I overhead a plot to blow them all up

  54. Red on October 26th, 2011 7:22 pm

    *looks back at trail of dirt and mud*
    oops

  55. Numberplay on October 26th, 2011 7:23 pm

    I doubt you said that exact same note at the time. I doesn't matter though if you intend to use this post in the future with the exact same note.

  56. Red on October 26th, 2011 7:25 pm

    Nah, I'll take a Cinccino

  57. Red on October 26th, 2011 7:27 pm

    So that's why his mom has a pokeflute

  58. vash_ts on October 26th, 2011 8:14 pm

    who the hell do you think we are?

  59. Tadferd on October 26th, 2011 8:16 pm

    YOURS IS A SCALCHOP THAT SHALL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!!

  60. Uzumakiclan43 on October 26th, 2011 8:31 pm

    All, right, these Pokemon puns are getting ridiculous. I'm gonna cast a spell to make myself immune from them. Ready?
    <img src="http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/6/62/063Abra.png"/img&gt;
    <img src="http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/9/97/064Kadabra.png"/img&gt;
    <img src="http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/c/cc/065Alakazam.png"/img&gt;

    …Dammit!

  61. The AntiVillain on October 26th, 2011 8:35 pm

    i thought spplmj was bender. i should sawk you for impersonating him

  62. ProfessorLuigi on October 26th, 2011 8:39 pm

    Here, we see a rare case of pokemon hyper evolution, where a pokemon expiences a rapid maturation process.

  63. sonicsmash2 on October 26th, 2011 9:16 pm

    Well i dunno about you guys but i feel kinda…Drowzee…..

  64. Red on October 26th, 2011 10:37 pm

    But it still can't learn a fifth move

  65. Deep Thought on October 26th, 2011 11:10 pm

    Try the TF2 servers…

  66. ProfessorLuigi on October 26th, 2011 11:42 pm

    OH SHOOT!
    IT'S SPREADING!

  67. PortalMan118 on October 27th, 2011 12:46 am

    Screw these puns.

    *Gets in car*

    I'm out>

  68. Red on October 27th, 2011 11:05 pm

    I can't bayleef it's not butterfree

  69. Red on October 27th, 2011 11:06 pm

    CTRL + F
    Shawn Handyside…

    hmm… nope not here

  70. Red on October 27th, 2011 11:06 pm

    Can't let you put find that (B button with) Star Wolf (on it)

  71. Red on October 27th, 2011 11:09 pm

    Quickly! TO THE MOUNTAIN!!!
    (Pony-free and always shall be)
    don't worry, I've got plenty of guns to go around,
    and enough lvl 3 dispensers to keep the ammo stocks-
    wait, is that a sapper?

  72. Mindlessinvalid on October 28th, 2011 2:16 am

    I devised a mock excerpt from an erotic novel using pokepuns as nouns and verbs, then decided not to post it because it would be in bad taste.

    Plus it's not the kinda thing I would normally write, actual storytelling or GTFO IMO.

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