He’s probably just thrilled he’s not a butt ugly Oshawatt anymore!
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"YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY!"- Oshawatt Banner
<img src="http://upshizzle.com/pfiles/9250/fuck%20yea.png" width="450">
Post original picture, get a million thumbs up.
Oshawott: Forever Alone
Dewott: Fuck yea, now people will finally want me!
Correction, Be Shawn, get a million thumbs up.
Nope,still ugly
Dewott is a water-ninja-otter which dual-wields a pair of razor-sharp seashells to perform cutting techniques.
WHAT MORE DO YOU PEOPLE WANT.
They told me I could be anything I wanted
<img src="http://th01.deviantart.net/fs71/300W/f/2011/068/f/f/dewott_by_hukuzo-d3b8rm6.png">
So I became a Dewott
I USED WATER PULSE.
FUCK YEA IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE.
*Fonzie Voice*
Aaaaaaaaay!
vagina
that is all
*GASP*
yay!
Just wait until he's a Samurott.
Oshawott's revenge is having Dewott be cooler than Servine. Servine arms are freakin' useless…
Evolve all you want, my fire-type Growlithe can still turn you into steam.
Spoiler: He never gets to evolve!
Osha-what? Imma Dewott now! But not for long, if you blink you'll miss me evolve into Samurott! Fuck yeah!
Spoiler: He doesn't need to!
Wotthefuck?
Well he does have a neato pokestache, that counts for something doesn't it?
"butt ugly"
That's a funny way to post cute Shawn.
I wonder he loves mountains too?
*evolves again*
GOD DAMMIT!!
I concur with this statement.
damn, now if only I didn't have the Irish spelling, I'd be rolling in +1's
*In Zoidberg voice*
I am sooooo into you…
*Evolves again* "Awesome, now I have a massive sword I can draw from my arm!" *Looks down* "Which is now a leg… fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!"
<img src="http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m114/blackswordexe/503___samurott_by_ligernekoka-d39pfsb.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket">
Translation: Come at me, Bro
Samurott: I don't know if happy or disappoint
http://th09.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2011/042/2/…
Gladly
edit: Well, I figured it out, but the image is ten sizes too large, so to hell with that.
So awesome, ALL his moves are Super Effective.
You still need 499,999 more Fonzies
I see your vagina and I raise you a penis.
Wottever.
WOTTYOUSAY?!?!!
I see what you did there?
Dewott and Samurott are both pretty awesome, and this picture is very well done. That said, I prefer Serperior. It has great defense and speed and is a grass type so it works out perfectly for some annoying techniques. (Toxic, Leech seed, protect, and giga drain = looong battle that greatly angers your opponents.
Also, while Dewott is pretty cool (if still a bit silly looking) it still doesn't really stack up with the other water types.
We've got a badass steel penguin.
A giant turtle with cannons.
A giant blue alligator (okay, so Feraligator doesn't stack up)
And Mudkip
Mudkip.
MUUUUUUUUUUUUDKIIIIIIIP.
Dude is underestimated if well liked. Mudkip is one of only a handful of pokemon that can learn counter and mirror coat. Its evolved forms have very balanced stats and are water/ground types (which have a lot of advantages and one dang weakness.) It's versatile, unique, and MUDKIP.
Dewott says, "Come at me bro!" I say okay. I have a Mudkip, your argument is invalid.
Fuck yea, Mudkip!
Fix'd
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Wotthehell!!!
Ha! I know the guy who drew this. He's awesome and likes drawing the pokermanz; his dA has tons.
Though I'm curious as to why you would alter the original image.
That thing looked like it crawled into blue arm float, got stuck, then pretended it was a skirt and that skirts were cool.
A Pez dispenser.
Will it be able to run Team Fortress 2 afterwards?
Though I wish I hadn't.
Just don't post a picture of yourself jumping over Sharpedos.
Snape kills Dumbledore?
You have no chance to survive, make your time!
X-scissor. You lose. :D
Uhh… what?
Wott'syourdeal?
Nothing, I am overjoyed!
OBJECTION! Mudkip itself cannot deal significant damage to said Dewott, as it's move pool has no grass or electric type moves. At the very least, Dewott has Grass Knot, which, while not having a large amount of damage, is still super effective. Mudkip's base HP is only 50, while Dewott's is 75. Still, Mudkip is one of the goofier-looking starters, despite it's awesomeness. I support Dewott in every endeavor, and Mudkip as well. MUDKIP.
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FUCK YEA!
What's wrong with amazing?
You're just jealous that it can kick your ass.
That was, perhaps, the most clever thing I've ever seen on this site.
He still looks like an overdesigned dildo
He's back, baby!
Dewott?
the vagina is almighty but will allow it this one time if you bring tequilla
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Well played.
Oshawott->Dewott->Samurott. Okay
Otter->Otter->SEA UNICORN?!
Cats: HA HA HA HA ….
I see what you did there
I thought he was a walrus mixed with a narwhal…
TWO SCOOPS OF ASSKICKING!
Not pictured: His boat crewed by his numerous Mudkip hoes.
BOATS AND HOES GOTTA HAVE BOATS 'N HOES
NO U
The only difference between mudkip and oshawott is that mudkip knows when to not press the goddam B button.
Pure grass types in general are very "meh" in my opinion. Too many type weaknesses to extremely common types (Fire/Ice are very standard in competitive play to counter steels and dragons) I would drool over a dream world snivy though, a Leaf Storm that doubled in power after each use o_o
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Stop looking at my penis!
Don't ya love it when Pokemon have a Magikarp-Gyarados evolutions…:D
I can't believe what's goin-…wait…damn…
Chocolate milk?
(Dewott + I'm on a boat) x Hilarious musical parody?
INTERNET! I SUMMON THEE!!!
But i still Don't have my super awesome swords,
Hmm,
<img src="http://files.sharenator.com/Close_enough-s330x315-189585-580.jpg">
Silly snakeman has no arms!
my thoughts exactly
don't forget steel and dragon pokemon
Dilga gets no respect.