It’s our problem freeeeee…. philosophy! Kakuna Rattata!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 22, 2011 · 2:18 PM
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Then after that it's straight off to Dallas, Texas for A-Kon!
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
It means no worries…
Unless of course you're facing Joey's Rattata.
Looks like /vp/ is invading Halolz
This scene implies that that rattata is king of all the pokemon in the tall grass. I simply can't agree with that, if any rattata was going to be king of anything, it'd be Joey's rattata.
During the final fight with scar both him and Simba are caught with pokeballs because of their low HP
I think Kakuna needs to break out of his emotional shell, and embrace this fine philosophy.
I… don't have a pun. I've only watched the Greek dub.
Top Fuc…
No, wait, think of the kids.
Does this imply Tepigs have flatulence issues?
What a wonderful phrase!
Relevant:
<img src="http://fanboys-online.com/minis/20070518.jpg">
When I was a young Watchoooog!
It means no trainers, for the rest of your days!
It's our Great Ball freeeeeeeeeee, philosophy!
Kakuna Rattata!
Why, when he was a young Emboar!
(WHEN I WAS A YOUNG, EM-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR)
Very nice.
Thanks!
This is a terrible pun.
Yet, at the same time, this is an amazing pun.
I think it's the visuals.
Shawn's been watching Disney lately. :P The next thing better be something to do with either Lilo and Stictch or Hercules or I ain't buying none of your cookies.
I'm amazed this hasn't been done before. Good show. Not sure who the Timon analogue is meant to be, but that's because I haven't picked up a Pokegame in a long time(to my regret).
Oh fffffffffuuuuuuuuuddddddggggggeeeee. Except I didn't say fudge.
Can You Feel the Luvdisc Tonight?
…king percentile.
There i finished it for you. Even without your half it still makes sense actually…
KING PERCENTILE. RATTATA IS KING OF THE PERCENTILE
or Be Prepared (for Trouble, Make that Double)
It's all fun and games until a top percentage Rattata gets involved.
I can't wait to get this on Blu-Luxray!
You now want all Disney films to be remade but now with Pokemon.
I really wish I could think up a decent comment for this. Well, at least this is relevant. rel="nofollow">
Well, they do produce enough methane that their anger easily ignites it, so yes.
:puts on fire proof suit: come at me poke'-nerds
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
good memories :)
Just get a Playservine 3 instead.
I'm pretty sure that kakuna won't be breaking out of anything soon…
Rattata: "I need an adult."
Was this in the movie Nido-King?
I think you might have some worries once Kukuna evolves.
He found his sweet scent lacked a certain appeal
He could clear the safari zone after every meal
(I was a sensitive soul, though I had thick fat
And it hurt that my friends always knew where I'm at)
With excellent musical scores.
Beauty and the Legendary Beast, with the song "Start Your Quest" (Be Our Guest)
Oakladdin, where he tells a young trainer about "A Whole New World" four times.
wait, so then if they use flamethrower does that mean…
It's our Butterfreeeeee… philosophy! KAKUNA RATTATA!
I see what you did there.
My catchy song is in TOP PERCENTAGE.
I guess they won't be releasing it in HDeeveeD?
Well, level twelve isn't that far away…
What about Donphan, with the quirky, yet magnificiently surrealistic " rel="nofollow">Pink Elephants on Paras"?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NOTHING IS RELEVANT TO THIS? PLENTY OF THINGS ARE RELEVANT TO THIS!
They won't? Wynaut?
I knew someone would think of something better than my line, and there it is!
Because they lost the war against Blu-Ray?
Someone thought it was a good idea to take away one precious, precious plus one from each of my posts. rel="nofollow">With that, I declare Troll season opened.
How about,
I choose Butterfreeeee and Happiny! Kakuna Rattata
NOTTAFINGA!
*comes to halolz*
*sees this*
*leaves halolz*
Is today Disney Day or something? Haha. First Toy Story, now Lion King??
WANT MOAR!!!!
wow, a pokemon crossover that doesn’t suck? cool
the pignite was drawn well. but futachimaru is better. believe it; osh*twhut’s evolution beats ANOTHER fire/fighting type anyday. i don’t care if he’s emo:
Otters ftw. better than pigs most of the time.
Smudge: *ahem*…
Me: What T_T
Smudge: Firstly, that whole thing made little to no sense. Second, you nerd, you said Dewott’s japanese name.
Me: … oh, did I? eheh…
Smudge: LASTLY… You’re RPing us in front of everyone HERE?! WHO KNOWS WHO COULD BE LURKING IN THIS SITE?!?!?!
Lilli: I dunno, i thought the picture was funny… *just took off headphones*
Me + Smudge: T_T
… I CAN’T STOP RPING! HALP!
AND OHHHHHHHH THE SHAAAAAAAAAME!
(He was ashamed!)
AND IN CHANGING NICKNAMES
(But what's in a nickname?!)
And I got downhearted!
(How did you feel?!)
EVERY TIME THAT I-
(Yo, Emboar, not in front of the rat)
(Oh, sorry.)
….KAKUNA RATTATA.
*Reloads his SPAS-12* Shweet.
I'm going to pull one of these manuevers:
<img src="http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u227/DarthBurch/Haloid.gif">
…now in 3D!!!
Totally photoshopped.
That's definitely the stained glass filter.
Or are fighting me… on my mountain
When I was a Lv. 17 Pignite
*nosebleed*
Okay so, it's been established that Pokemon eat other Pokemon within its' own universe in numerous other websites right? Just as it's been established that People eat Pokemon because when ever they're shown eating they have meat and other animal products.
Right after this picture was taken they go on a Bug Type eating spree.
youmustbenewhere.jpg
Halolz has had a long love affair with Pokemon.
shouldn't it be shinx?
so, they actually eat the kakuna? because, you know, timon and pumba eat bugs so…
thanks, that a disgusting mental trauma
Co-co-combo breaker!
and Scar was eated by migthyenas, and one of them was like woopy goldberg
Why, what's this?
http://www.halolz.com/2010/05/05/absol-utely/#IDC…
Seems I made the joke before it was posted on Halolz.
Great, my future-seeing powers are out of the bag now.
Why, WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG TEPIG!
You own a mountain?
That mountain wasn't there when he was on it. It grew under his feet.
I'll be taking your soul now. You're obviously not using it. :D
Also, broken URL. Because whoever owns the Fanboys website isn't noticing all his older comics are being sucked into one vortex which is an unloading page.
A "-1" for this?
Some one either doesn't get it or doesn't like logic applied to the Pokemon universe. Or there are trolls about.
GENTLEMEN, GET YOUR +1's READY!
I'd do one of these instead.
<img src="http://i315.photobucket.com/albums/ll478/Zokort/bushoesmatrix.gif">
I found this outta there.
<img src="http://i315.photobucket.com/albums/ll478/Zokort/davesnothereman.jpg">
I know that Dave is now not there… man..
Also Disney must be very bored to make these for kicks. XD
One more thing… that last part reminded me of rel="nofollow"> this.
Chuck Norris's ego cries whenever he is reminded of Red's mountain.
unless that philosophy turns into a killer bee and starts jabbing us, I'm fine not caring about that bugger.
Plus one for Animaniacs and making me hear Dude Lebowski as the voice for Mustafa!
YOU DARE BRING LOGIC INTO MY HALOLZ? THEN WHO DUST PIE!
It hasn't always been platonic.
Red Xs on napkins within rectangular indents are totally relevent.
Don't bring Chuck into this… I don't want to have to beat him again.
*cough cough*
look up one post
Alrighty then…
Answer this fortune-teller:
Will the 3DS ever be successful?
If I told you, the course of the future would change, rendering this reading moot.
But yes, it's entirely possible. Provided we survive that alien invasion next July.
Saxton Hale… *trollface*
Well, I guess all those Zombie fans will be full of disappoint.
I cringe to think of what could have come of Mufasa. D:
The only person that will ever be taking my soul is Soma Cruz.
So have you been vacationing on your mountain all this time?
My only real question is, which one?
Captured in a master ball and left in the PC never to come out again.
DAMNIT! Why did you have to give away my secret plan? Now I'll have to move up the schedule.
INFIDEL!!! CAKE FORCES ATTACK!!!!!!
I'm gonna be a raticate, so enemies beware!
(Well I've never seen a pokemon with quite so little hair)
I'm gonna be the main event, I'm lookin for a fight,
Brushing up on my Take Down, or workin on my Bite!
(It is thus far a rather uninspiring move)
Oh, I just can't wait to evolve!
Let's do that one next. :3
[Insert pun with a pokemon name here]
POKÉ-HAMMER!!!!
*Level 10.
WHAT FUTURE-SEEING POWERS AHAHAHAHA..! *shhhhh, we can still lull them into a false sense of security…* >___> <___<
(But seriously, good show.)
But now their passion burns with the force of a thousand Volcarona.
That's right! I'm in the top percentage of Rattata!
Thanks, bro.
Top percentage.
I think you mean Wooper Goldeenburg.
I'm surprised nobody mentioned I Just Can't Wait to Be Seaking or something along those lines.
Or maybe The Little Meremoraid, where the heroine sings "Part of Your Polyworld" before trading her special attacks to Cursola for humanity?
So, their new philosophy is to harass everybody they meet, and then harden?
…For kids!
Or, if we want to involve the sequel…
"He Lives With Mew."
"Love Will Find a Wailord."
"ZIRA used SING!"
Now, watch as- wait, what's this laser pointer thing dancing around my forehe-
You know, Timon's verse would only need to have a lyric or two changed in order to make sense. A shame; I was looking forward to playing with it.