ABSOL-UTELY!

Some Pokémon are just more awesome than others!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 5, 2010 · 4:33 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (265 votes, average: 3.79 out of 5)
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167 Responses to “ABSOL-UTELY!”

  1. Leo058 on May 5th, 2010 8:37 pm

    What? A picture about a Pokemon from R/S/E that ISN'T Mudkip?

    NO WAI!!!

  2. Brawling Bouse on May 5th, 2010 8:39 pm

    I laughed so hard I Togepi'd in my pants.

  3. dapaperboy on May 5th, 2010 8:52 pm

    This shit is Onyxeptable!

  4. Hakokoro on May 5th, 2010 9:35 pm

    I surely digglet. its good to see this pic got a CHANSEY at this site,since it always have aMEWzing posts.You can sey theer is even some HYPNOtics ones.When im slaking around,i always come check,maybe drinking some koffing.Some of them even make me exploud laughing.They surely got my seel of approval.

  5. Tim on May 5th, 2010 6:02 pm

    It’s what happens when smurfs get surprise buttsecks from Pokemon.

  6. KiruBananers on May 5th, 2010 10:34 pm

    That joke had me SNORUNTING.
    ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
    FAILURE

  7. BlueChameleon on May 5th, 2010 10:55 pm

    Honestly. All the good puns are taken! It's a disaster.

  8. Alpar on May 5th, 2010 11:09 pm

    Anyone here have any WEEDle?

  9. dapaperboy on May 5th, 2010 11:28 pm

    Whats an Inuit's favorite card game?

  10. Leo058 on May 6th, 2010 12:24 am
  11. Leo058 on May 6th, 2010 12:24 am
  12. Leo058 on May 6th, 2010 12:24 am
  13. Leo058 on May 5th, 2010 8:37 pm

    What? A picture about a Pokemon from R/S/E that ISN'T Mudkip?

    NO WAI!!!

  14. Brawling Bouse on May 5th, 2010 8:39 pm

    I laughed so hard I Togepi'd in my pants.

  15. Sir Xandus on May 5th, 2010 8:46 pm

    Puntastic.

  16. SexyPhoenix on May 5th, 2010 9:27 pm

    go ahead, make puns about pokemon…. i say WYNAUT?

  17. AuraMaster on May 5th, 2010 9:29 pm

    This is certainly a good example of Dark-type humor.

    He certainly looks Happiny.

  18. MassiveDamage on May 5th, 2010 9:30 pm

    Wynaut give this submission a perfect 5 starrating?

  19. tveye on May 5th, 2010 9:37 pm
  20. Xyxoz on May 5th, 2010 9:56 pm

    #set_action{insert[HTML.(pokemonpun.TXT)]}
    PORYGON!!!
    …aw shit, not again…

  21. Keyblade_Bandit on May 6th, 2010 2:39 am

    Heh. And here I've had an Absol named Lute for years and no one ever got the joke. >.>

  22. BlueChameleon on May 5th, 2010 10:55 pm

    Honestly. All the good puns are taken! It's a disaster.

  23. BoxeyBrown on May 6th, 2010 3:00 am

    This is so wonderful, It's like a MAGIKARP-et ride of comments!

  24. Anthuny on May 6th, 2010 3:18 am

    I'm not gonna RAICHU a love song for that picture.

  25. Leo058 on May 5th, 2010 11:19 pm

    Altogether, the pic is decent, but the comments are epic win.

  26. Leo058 on May 5th, 2010 11:21 pm

    Not that I'd want to unsee that.

  27. Kalathar on May 5th, 2010 11:30 pm

    Oh dear Falcon! So many pokemon puns…. brain…. melting…..

    On other Mews, Awesome Absol has been nominated to replace the Mudkipz

  28. ArmyOfMidgets on May 5th, 2010 11:41 pm

    I hope Shawn didn't STEELIX from some other site though.

  29. EphEphEcksIII on May 5th, 2010 11:42 pm

    I find this submission MISDREAVUSly entertaining.

  30. DrSexington on May 6th, 2010 12:08 am
  31. TehVortex on May 6th, 2010 12:16 am

    Well the question is, does this SUBMISSION have a FIGHTING chance to go to the hitmonTOP?

  32. OrionX on May 6th, 2010 12:32 am

    All these Pokémon puns are missing 2 things:
    1. Shades
    2. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-nma.

  33. spaghettiweegee on May 6th, 2010 1:30 am

    Is Absol a MACHAMPion? That's what I HERACROSS the grapevine.

  34. spaghettiweegee on May 6th, 2010 1:30 am

    Is Absol a MACHAMPion? That's what I HERACROSS the grapevine.

  35. Keyblade_Bandit on May 6th, 2010 2:40 am

    I've had an Absol named Lute for years. No one ever got the joke. >.>

  36. Kbman on May 6th, 2010 2:58 am

    I was gonna post that joke!
    CdiGanon, I shall RAICHU a very stern note!

  37. BoxeyBrown on May 6th, 2010 3:00 am

    This is so wonderful, It's like a MAGIKARP-et ride of comments!

  38. EggOnMaxx on May 6th, 2010 6:35 am

    For tonight, we catch them all, in hell! *crowd cheer* absol utely! *crowd cheer*

  39. GIR on May 6th, 2010 9:41 pm

    AWSOME FACE?! IN MAH POKEMANZ!?

  40. CJ47 on May 6th, 2010 9:53 pm

    I've been GRUMPIG all day, this post really cheered me up. Then again, I might as well just throw on so SOLROCK music. However, it'll be a SHAYMIN if something else went wrong today.

  41. CJ47 on May 6th, 2010 9:53 pm

    I've been GRUMPIG all day, this post really cheered me up. Then again, I might as well just throw on so SOLROCK music. However, it'll be a SHAYMIN if something else went wrong today.

  42. MiniNinja on May 7th, 2010 8:32 am

    I was SEAKING for another Pokémon pun but it failed.

  43. dapaperboy on May 9th, 2010 4:28 am

    i am imMEWne to this BULLshit!

  44. Peterdivine on October 10th, 2010 12:32 pm

    Alright, people, you've shown how witty you all are. EKANS-top any time now.

  45. Bagmanson on January 30th, 2011 8:57 am

    This is ONIX-ceptable!

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