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POOTIS 2



Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 4, 2011 · 11:27 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (154 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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61 Responses to “POOTIS 2”

  1. BasketGT on September 4th, 2011 11:36 pm

    If I played Team Fortress 2, would I get this joke?

  2. Izanagi_V on September 4th, 2011 11:37 pm

    Well, after watching this site grow from 3 pages to what it is today… I have decided to make an account to comment with you all… Hello everyone, I'm Izanagi… and I've been watching you.

    Also, Gottam Pootispenser Here.

  3. Izanagi_V on September 4th, 2011 11:39 pm

    Well, after watching this site grow from 3 pages to what it is today… I have decided to make an account to comment with you all… Hello everyone, I'm Izanagi… and I've been watching you.

  4. UndeadLex on September 4th, 2011 11:40 pm

    Rated S for Sandvich

  5. ChemicalKirby on September 4th, 2011 11:46 pm

    The new level four transporters?

  6. smashpro1 on September 4th, 2011 11:53 pm

    New weapon for Engie: Teleporter Gun.

  7. Skrist on September 4th, 2011 11:56 pm

    Every game should be.

  8. Psycroc on September 4th, 2011 11:58 pm

    If you were familiar with TF2 memes, yes.

  9. PortalMan118 on September 5th, 2011 12:19 am

    kinda scray thinkin of the Heavy having a portal gun.

  10. AuraMaster on September 5th, 2011 12:20 am

    Now you're thinking with teleportals.

  11. Roflcopter419 on September 5th, 2011 12:22 am

    While I'm not a big fan of TF2 jokes in general, the fact that you're on Halolz and don't get TF2 jokes seems odd to me, seeing as how every 2nd submission is TF2 related.

  12. Darth_Destro on September 5th, 2011 12:40 am

    Seems to be lacking something. I just can't put my finger on it.
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    What are they called…those things you put on your head….?

  13. Jakben Imbel on September 5th, 2011 12:44 am

    …And then I realized the Heavy is dual wielding sandviches, making him worthy of end boss status.

  14. Zabrio on September 5th, 2011 12:53 am

    Even with instant teleportation people would still think the engie should be sent last through the tele

  15. Paulrus-Keaton? on September 5th, 2011 12:55 am

    Q-Tips.

  16. BasketGT on September 5th, 2011 12:58 am

    Although I don't generally get most TF2 related stuff, I can usually appreciate the other submissions. I did originally go here for Halo submissions, but those have gone the way of the dodo, for the most part.

  17. LitmusRemnantal on September 5th, 2011 1:04 am

    I hope it comes in…

    BLUray. :X

  18. VaultLegend on September 5th, 2011 1:19 am

    What would be the special in-game item for pre-ordering?

  19. Drjolt on September 5th, 2011 1:25 am

    Well, dispensers and sandwiches as portal devices would be EXTREMELY hard. But also extremely delicious.

  20. The_AntiVillain on September 5th, 2011 1:28 am

    rather have combustible lemons in tf2

  21. Passerby Boy on September 5th, 2011 1:32 am

    Shoes?

  22. Arch_Evil_Angel on September 5th, 2011 1:36 am

    Am I the only one who finds Shawn's statement funnier than the submission itself?

  23. BlurrySandwich on September 5th, 2011 1:37 am

    Crossover all the games!

    <img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6a9hcZlI41qcnwc2o1_500.jpg"&gt;

  24. Dimomarg on September 5th, 2011 2:15 am

    *shoots you* DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN

  25. Dimomarg on September 5th, 2011 2:17 am

    Pootis 2.
    A man's quest to escape from the voices telling him to poot the ispenser there.

  26. VaultLegend on September 5th, 2011 2:18 am

    I know what you mean, its…baffling.

    Wearable items situated on the head…hmm..

  27. BoxeyBrown on September 5th, 2011 4:31 am

    So…Many…Portals!!!

  28. BoxeyBrown on September 5th, 2011 4:32 am

    The ability to shoot GREEN portals!

  29. BoxeyBrown on September 5th, 2011 4:34 am

    So many ifs…

  30. primedawg9170 on September 5th, 2011 4:57 am

    Cones or buckets?

  31. Greedy Heavy on September 5th, 2011 5:03 am

    There relationship was going fine until the Portal turret got knocked-over

  32. Greedy Heavy on September 5th, 2011 5:07 am

    <img src="http://gamesprays.com/images/icons/Weegee_icon673.jpg"&gt;
    Him?

  33. Greedy Heavy on September 5th, 2011 5:19 am

    New Engineer weapons?
    <img src="http://images.wikia.com/ssb/images/5/57/Wolf_O'_Donnell.jpg"&gt;
    Valve can't let you do that

  34. Greedy Heavy on September 5th, 2011 5:27 am

    Portal Gun is so OP

  35. Fhantinabox on September 5th, 2011 5:38 am

    I don't blame him… he can set his sights on a lot better!!

  36. TheTopHatKid on September 5th, 2011 6:01 am

    <img src="http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h417/Brian_Cartwright/portalnope.jpg"&gt;
    I share your opinion on the relative funniness of the two items in question.
    (I also just made that pic.)

  37. HughbertEsq on September 5th, 2011 6:41 am

    This is the song that plays at the end when you end the Reign of AdMInDos: rel="nofollow">

  38. CriticalQuit on September 5th, 2011 8:23 am

    Heavy: Poot cake here!

    Engineer: Nope.avi

  39. vash_ts on September 5th, 2011 9:01 am

    NO! THE SANDVICH IS A LIE!!

  40. vash_ts on September 5th, 2011 9:02 am

    I know!! A treasure chest!, or a sock… or a medieval medic mask?

  41. invadingduck on September 5th, 2011 10:08 am

    I'll just stick with Call of Pootis, thank you very much.

  42. kinwoop on September 5th, 2011 10:09 am

    OH GOD NO!

  43. Redzeroine on September 5th, 2011 10:14 am

    I think we can put our differences behind us, for hats, you monster.

  44. Arch_Evil_Angel on September 5th, 2011 10:53 am

    Bravo, sir. Well done.

  45. Alpar on September 5th, 2011 10:55 am

    Yes they can. They just have to make them incredibly crap.

  46. Seanhl on September 5th, 2011 11:01 am

    well, rel="nofollow">this is what happens

  47. Gearheadmk2 on September 5th, 2011 11:04 am

    Shall I rig the speakers to play Cantata Mortis & God In Fire?

  48. DiamyoAlex on September 5th, 2011 11:13 am

    Hello! This is the part where I telefrag you!

  49. Ice_Cold_Water on September 5th, 2011 11:48 am

    hahaaaa! Poop jokes!

  50. Toupe454 on September 5th, 2011 11:57 am

    Hi, how are you doing? BECAUSE I’M A SANDVICH!

  51. Jimmy on September 5th, 2011 1:29 pm

    *SMACKS YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD*
    TF2 IS NOW FREE!!! SAY IT WITH ME NEEDLENOGGIN!!! F-R-E-E!!!

    Play the game, get more awesome.

  52. Mindlessinvalid on September 5th, 2011 1:44 pm

    That depends on whether or not you have an IQ higher than a fruitbat.

  53. nemb94 on September 5th, 2011 1:49 pm

    Maybe one of this.

    <img src="http://bostonskeptics.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/futurama_fry_brain_slug.jpg"&gt;

  54. Ovahdrive on September 5th, 2011 2:08 pm

    Spah tippin mah sentry!

  55. Ovahdrive on September 5th, 2011 2:11 pm

    Its a good thing HDDVD's never caught on, since the Xbox had such an issue with the RED ring of death.

    Eh, that may have been a bit too obscure.

  56. vash_ts on September 5th, 2011 2:26 pm

    yeah, that must be it…

  57. BTSnoogans on September 5th, 2011 4:33 pm

    I still tip my HAT to you for saying it.

  58. TheInsaneWombat on September 5th, 2011 6:56 pm

    Nope. That's not a Pootis Bird. I'm sorry Shawn, that's probably a Swedish Pirate version or something.

  59. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on September 5th, 2011 8:02 pm

    Your sentry laid an egg…

  60. Lord_Science on September 6th, 2011 7:36 pm

    And next year it will be in RED-ray
    as well as HHDDWDD-BVD

  61. Lord_Science on September 6th, 2011 7:37 pm

    who is that strange fellow?
    I can't help not paying attention to him

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