Team support is always in high demand!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 31, 2011 · 2:19 AM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
In Soviet 2-Fort, Dispenser needs you there.
I wanted to hear the engineer spamming the medic call at the end.
I have analyzed this video and realize that it represents the over reliance of some social castes on welfare. As demonstrated, these people comprise the majority and are relying on the handouts of a few. When a wealthier potential benefactor arrives, everyone of a lower class seeks them out, demonstrating all classes of society will try to obtain benefits, either deserved or undeserved.
Oh god, every medics nightmare.
The entire team calling medic with a red bubble. WHICH ONE DO YOU SAVE!?
the one closest :) And the one who makes a difference, and you're sure will use the health you gave him rather than die a second after you fully heal him
When I read the title, I thought, "IT'S A DISPENSER THAT FARTS LOLOLOLO" but it just turned out to be the sad, sad, story of TF2.
Broke my heart.
True story.
But seriously, video, dispenser that farts (Quite audibly would be preferred) ,pronto.
Pwease :3
Alright, who let the seagulls from Finding Nemo play?
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*drops teacup, shattering on the ground*
I dare say, good sir, I am utterly astonished at your revelation.
Excluded from video: Someone crying out over the microphone "You're in your own base! GET TO THA SUPPLYCABINET"
Alright. One Medic on 30 teammates. funny, only 1 engineer on 30 teammates, -- easy spy harvest :3
Don't encourage the medics to not heal me!
*Whips glasses from face*
Oh.My GAWHHHHD
Should've had a part with a sighting of a spy…
NEIN!!
You know, I find it hard to continuously dispense puns for you people. So you know what? You guys can engineer your own. I'm tired of teleporting in every time you guys need a pun to gun down all the other comments.
Oh come on, let's be fair.. I don't like healing as a Medic.
….well really now, medicine is expensive :T
The same guy who hired every other incoherent mob from movies, placing them in one scene making everything catastrophic.
Who other than Michael Bay?
We need a Medispenser. A dispenser that dispenses Medics.
Then everyone will be happy XD
I thought he just made everything explode?
Medic is my least played class because it's not fun to let others do all the work.
Feels nice to help sometimes but I wanna shoot people!
Amputator taunt FTW.
Über nein thousand?!
As all the Combat Medics like to say: "Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting."
And for those who like to use microphones: "FOR SCIENCE!"
Dear Lord, what will happen when they find the intel?
The King sez;
ENOUGH!
Medic is one of my most played classes, Why?
Simply because everyone thinks they're going to be able to kill me…
Heh…
I have played the healer throughout very many MMO's and other multi-player RPGs, and this is defiantly what it feels like.
Unlike you, I suck at being a Medic.
The one with the hat.
How many people shouting medic does it take to get to the center of a medics sanity?
Lets find out, 1, Heavy: Medic! 2, Scout: Doc c'mon man! 3, Pyro:MPGHPHGF!
Medic:NIEN! NIEN! (Medic has left the game)
The world now knows.
WHY ISN'T EVERYTHING EXPLODING??
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*falls to knees*
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
I wish I could give +9000 to you for that NTAS reference, but alas I can only give +1 =(
yup…because that never happens when you've fully healed someone only to get gibbed…*twitchy eyes*
Oh, hello, where have you been recently?
…"Over no thousand"?
this comment is hated almost as much as if he had said the dreaded F word
Just throwing this out there…. http://www.halolz.com/2010/12/16/reasons-to-heal-…
i know! this is why i dont play support in any other MMO's but theo ne where i made my first support. "buff me! heal me! ress me!" no manners just orders. its enough to sometimes want to make a full str tank support class on the PK server and unless they say please and thankyou,, one hit KO them
Yeah, but that's only when they're all in one place!
Bwahaha I know exactly how you feel :)
Medic is my most played, and pyro my second. My least? Spy.
They will pootis in the streets.
Über neun thousand*
'tis a true story, I should know, I was in the great battle of 2 Fort… men were dying all around me, I was trying to keep my team alive, making sure they all had enough health to last the next two minutes, some men let the fear get to them and they called for me when they were "fine" when I refused, they paniced and just ran into the fray and we were covered in their organs in a few seconds, this continued for atleast half an hour, when both team realised we had reached a stalemate, we decided to screw orders and play pyro tennis until we were forced to ship out.
Those were dark days, I still get flashbacks…
We're gonna need to bring a crane with a wrecking ball just to take down that wall of text. Or just sick Deadpool on it.
You're a medic.
And to repeat my joke from the last submission: Bitches LOVE Medics.
So you're always crowded anyhow.
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So Turtle Engies are Soviet Russians?
I always joke that TF2 is an RPG disguised as an FPS.
"I never really was in your genre."
Good to see honest, non-braggart folks on the internet sometimes.
+1 Cookie to you for that. It's chocolate chip!
German.
Skill in that langauge, I do not have.
Speak like Yoda, or like Haiku?
Refridgerator.
(Dsiclaimer: No idea how Haiku's work either.)
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I love you for that image.
NOPE.avi
Haikus have three lines in a verse, the first and third with five syllables, the second with seven.
And this is how the Engie went insane.
"Super no thousand?"
DOKTOR!
THIS IS THE HALOLZ TF2 SERVER WHEN I GO ENGY!!!
(You forgot civilian solider as spy and killing all my shit)
Probably the same guy who put them in rel="nofollow">Minecraft
Actually, uber, literally translated, means over.
I was taught it was super like super man would be uberman?
Or enlist every MEDIC! into aperture science enrichment center…
(^Crappy Pun)
FFFFFFFFFFFFF-
(My commonly said line as engy on Halolz Server)
Is that a fancy way of you saying YOU DONT OWN TF2??!?!?!?
You forgot medics say: DOKTOR!!!
"One Medic on 30 teammates."
HMO30TA?
smalltime. try having it notify you whenever teammates are below 75% hp. red crosses EVERYWHERE.
*adjusts monacle*
this explains everything
* monocle falls on ground* oh… my… gosh…
hmmm… dependence on only 2 teamates? Blu team will find this interesting.
sniff… That was also beautiful. Everyone +1 imnutty and therandombear. Aww, shucks! Everyone +1 everyone!
need a doktor here!!!!
that's… exactly what I meant?
Well, that's how it's generally accepted in English nowadays, but the true definition would be "over" or "beyond", usually referring to quality.
Similarly, the "Übermensch" was actually a concept by Nietzsche ("mensch" meaning "man"; not as in males, but rather humans in general). Not quite Superman, the Übermensch was the name Nietzsche gave to the idea of future generations overcoming the values and morality passed down by Christianity, and instead embracing their own values and morals. Or at least, that's one way of looking at it. Though brilliant, Nietzsche was kinda crazy, and the translation was shaky at best.
This has been Leo's Life Lectures. Tune in next week, where our topic will be "When a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, of course it still makes a sound you fucking idiot."
I question yet I love you for that last line.
Seriously.
*tips top hat* what a bully idea my good sir
And then rel="nofollow">launched them into spaaace!
*Wipes monocle and put it back on* Oh, I'm dreadfully sorry old chaps, but I'm afraid I will need to invoke the combo breaker. Cheerio!
http://www.gamesprays.com/images/icons/problem-me…
…..Don't bring your fancy shmancy logic around this part, boy.
Oop, sorry i'm late, hang on lemme just get these… set up, there we go, now then.
*BA-DUM TISH*
[Warning: IRL speak coming up]
Man, I just want to say, my friend holds the exact same visions of Michael Bay as per this comment.
awesome.
looks like someone copy and pasted your comment into youtube and got to the top rated comments as well…unless that IS you…
Honestly I interpreted the joke from TheWeebl's parody of Armageddon.
Well, it's actually true -- Michael Bay is almost nothing but explosions…
too bad that got NERFED in Generation V LOL
Nerf or not, Aggron was still blastproof.
ICH BIN EIN BERLINER!!!!!!!!!!!
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That's almost as good as those Japanese flash mobs! Although I was expecting fart jokes…
Story of my life.
+1s FOR EVERYONE!!!
THIS needs to become a new meme, mind you, not one that gives advice, but still think of the potential of demotroll
I liked it right up to that last line, then I LOVED it
Nope, looks like we got ourselves a comment thief.