Oh slowpoke… you just can’t keep up with your natural disasters…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 29, 2011 · 8:24 PM
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Then after that it's straight off to Dallas, Texas for A-Kon!
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
You can't teach old news to travel faster…
Wait, that's not right…
Also, first post on a slowpoke lol? Is that bad luck?
SMITE HIM!
Its gotten to the point that Hurricanes have New Orleans.
Pro Tip: Don't build your cities below sea level.
Saw the title on Twitter, knew it'd be etc
Either this is getting easier, or Nature's getting more predictable.
Don't worry Slowpoke, just because you're a little slow doesn't mean you'r-HEY, SINCE WHEN CAN SLOWPOKE TALK?!
HOLY SHIT THERE WAS?
THE LAST ONE I HEARD ABOUT WAS FIVE MINUTES AGO.
AND IT WAS IN SOME ARK WITH SOME GUY NAMED NOAH.
Smite only works on minions, not enemy Champions. What you want is Ignite.
Seeing this makes me hear of Sonic voice saying "Your too slow."
… I want to down rate this to avoid smiting, but I also want to uprate it for some reason.
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Holy Arceus! There's a New Orleans?!
Your post had ponies. +1
Since Shellder bit him in the head…obviously
Isn't it ironic that, in an off-handed kind of way, Slowpoke is actually giving somewhat of a current affairs providing service.
That's nothing, did you hear about Ike?!
You know… none of these things would be happening if Gary Fucking Oak had anything to say about it.
"You played the song of storms!"
READY OR NOT HERE HE COMES! <img src="http://images.wikia.com/sonic/images/4/44/Dx_perfect.jpg">
Well, to be fair, he IS right.
<img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/bzzagent-bzzscapes-prod/master-chief-lrg.png" alt="" width="327" height="450" />Master Chief came after he heard the flood was in New Orleans
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Quick, play it backwards!!! Oh, wait…that only works for the song of time…
It's alright, you weren't up in our faces with it. Right, guys?
…Guys?
*Angry mob with pitchforks and torches leaving on the horizon*
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Rule 34. No exceptions.
I WARNED YOU ABOUT EMERALDS BRO!
I TOLD YOU DOG!
Took those damn Atlantians long enough to figure that one out…
My what is too slow?
… that's the exact comic I was thinking about when I posted… well played sir…
So THATS what the reboot storyline will be.
don't you dare play the song of healing backwards, it ended… weird
I found the Scorpion's song in the background highly fitting.
well I live in Maryland so I'm thinking about the one that just hit me not the one that happened almost 6 years ago
See, I was referring to the fact that you used "your" instead of "you're". Know what time it is?
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I'm still sore
Where the hell is New Orleans, and what does it matter!? POMPEII JUST DISAPPEARED.
I played the Song of Healing backwards when it was Saria's Song.
Andrew or Katrina?
Hey guys! Chicago burned to the ground!
See also: Vabolo the Explorer
"Can you say hammer? ….. No?"
WHACK
GUYS! There was a hurri….I mean.. sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I was not declaring myself first, merely asking if being the first was bad luck in this situation.
Did you hear about that weapon that could change warfare forever? They call it the crossbow..
*Turns to angry mob*
CALL OFF THE RAID, HE DID IT RIGHT!
*Cue dissapointmob.jpg*
What Hurricane? I'm still preparing for this upcoming one called Katrina.
Its probably all hype, though.
(Too soon?)
Tell that to the Dutch.
The first time anyone played it backwards, the Gerudo Desert was the end result. wouldn't want that again would we?
GUYS! THERE WAS A NUCLEAR ACCIDENT! IN CHERNOBYL
inb4 nosympathyandfightingforfriends
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(I'm talking about this one, by the way.)
I forget, when WAS Katrina?
Who reminds you about i after e?
VABOLO SQUAREPANTS!
Except for the cases where it comes after c?
VABOLO SQUAREPANTS!
Can't you just play it again?
Okay, anyone else miss "Put you in my pants" jokes by now?
6 years ago. Too soon if you live in Louisiana, perfectly fine anywhere else.
It's okay. The Dutch have little girls who put their fingers in the dykes to stop the floods.
That came out a lot worse than I intended it.
Only advice I can give you is "Lurk Moar". You should know that this site HATES that one specific f-word.
And for that we thank you.
Where does Slowpoke get his news from!?
Someone doesn't like German Hard Rock. :<
Ah, like an F-Bomb that destroys the user?
*Cough*
Sorry mate, but i believe its i BEFORE e
and during that, I also learned some poor sap named Ben drowned
"Hmph" *sword slam*
HEY GUYS! ITS 2000!