We didn’t feel that one, but we did feel the Virginia earthquake all the way up here in Albany New York! First earthquake I’ve ever experienced. We survived it though!
By CoCostanza and kaoshybryd respectively
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 24, 2011 · 2:36 AM
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Is it sad that this how I learned there was an earthquake today?
Nope, this is how I did too.
I heard there was a strong earthquake on the east coast…
…In 1944.
Can't blame Slowpoke, so many earthquakes nowadays…and Diglett, your ridiculous!
I felt it earlier. Thought it was someone moving furniture. o_o
God was just tipping cows.
He missed.
Oh look, more topical humor that will date the submission. Will this be funny 5 months from now? Will we even remember what it's talking about? The world may never know. (You read that last sentence in the Tootsie Pop announcer's voice.)
Felt it in Ohio. Woke me up…at 2 p.m. What?!? I can't sleep in?
Looks like this earthquake was…
>_>
<_<
Not very effective…
*takes cover*
Nature Power turned into Earthquake!
It doesn't affect Braviary.
That's just terrible! Having a Slowpoke on top of a Diglett. Think of the poor Diglett cursed to a life of obscurity because it's conveniently shaped and colored like a turd. Now to forever be known as the "Poo of Slowpoke." You have set in motion a lifetime of taunting by other Pokemon, even by Magikarp. Yes Magikarp is useless at first but at-least it can look forward to the life of being a Gyarados and maybe even live to experience being called a Gary "Mother Fucking Oak" Dos. But what does the Diglett have to look forward to? A Dugtrio, two more turds forever stuck to him.
*looks down shamefully
yeah, I did…
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You are referring to someone's attitude. Therefore, it's you're, since it's a contradiction of You Are.
Right now, you're saying "Diglett, your ridiculous!". So… what's wrong with its ridiculous?
Now you know.
Arguably, given the nature of the Slowpoke Joke, it just gets even funnier as time goes by to the point of near tragedy.
Also, damn you for the images of Mr. Torkoal and Professor Noctowl.
Hey NY, whats shaking?
You guys, I heard there was a pretty big Earthquake today!
Apparently now, there are seven continents!
woke up from the earthquake
went back to sleep
being a student in the summer F YEAH
…I didn't feel or notice shit. I live in Cleveland O.o….I was awake then, too.,,
Nope. Freemanic Paracusia.
Yo guys, I heard there was a pretty big earthquake…ALASKA was flooded!
Yo guys, I heard there was a pretty big earthquake…we're one big continent again! (Look it up)
Yo guys, I heard there was a pretty big earthquake…Pompeii has disappeared!
etc. etc.
*Wipes Manly Tear* It's so nice to see the kids using the Grammar Hammar responsibly… (YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY GRAMMAR HAMMAR VABLOO! NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! *is dragged away*)
by CoCostanza….
I'M THE OFFICIAL SLOWPOKE OF HALOLZ! COCOSTANZA, I'M COMING FOR YOU!
Can't blame you either. Myself, I'm at the westernmost corners of Europe, to the left of Spain (no, that's not a province :/ ).
But then again, we get out tiny share of earthquakes too. Lisbon should be the most dangerous zone but it pretty much happens mostly outside it. They never go above 5.0 though, and that's really rare.
…bah, nothing ever happens over here asides from lack of cash.
Looks like we just woke up to…
*puts on shades*
…a 7-UP.
YYEEEEAAAHH-- ok that was a bad joke, I need a headache pill from all this hammering.
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London riots joke but fun nevertheless.
Ditto.
EDIT: And then again from PokeMemes.
Take away the "ia" from the end of Virginia and Shawn's first sentence produces an interesting mental picture.
You kids and your earthquakes, Down here in Louisiana we have constantly watch to make sure that little kid with the green hat and pointy ears doesnt conjure up another hurricane with his magic little ocarina.
How the hell did he end in Louisiana? Is there a secret entrance to the Lost Woods there?
You didn't know? Hyrule is right outside of New Orleans.
It's a nice place, but the castles are a bit gauty, no one uses modern technology, and their chickens are super mean.
And just for the record, I'm a Louisianian, too.
Good thing my team is made of flying types. Earthquake has no effect on flying types.
Sadface: "MARZ, did you feel the Earthquake?"
Me: "No?"
*Other students later on that were nearby when the earthquake hit*: "OMG DID YOU FEEL THE EARTHQUAKE?"
Me: "…..No?"
earthquake sure affected twitter though… which is weird because twitter is a flying type?
My dad was watching the news so I knew about it, but no it's not really that sad.
I'm a far distance north from you (England) so I only knew of this quake just now
I have NO IDEA what the Tootsie Pop announcer's voice is
You crazy Americans
Ehhh? earthquake? Wear I come from the most we have to deal with are a bunch of chavs and Neets wrecking Highstreet
Yeah, but the West Coast laid a Smack Down beforehand.
Say Portugal instead. You are confusing them!
But there isn't any sweet, sweet Delta Blues in Hyrule Castle!
I'm actually already back in class.
*Pointing a sword in the air*
ADVANCED EDUCATION, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I'm even further north than you (Scotland) but I found out yesterday….because I was talking to people near that region on Skype.
… i dont get it?
Who the hell is Vabloo?
I didn't feel anything, actually, but it may be due to the fact that I live a good 1 077 kilometers away from the epicentre. Fun fact: this old grandmother clock we have in our living room which hasn't worked in ages just started working again after the recent tremor of the Earth got its pendulum going again.
There's no joke there, I just thought I'd share this with you guys.
That's impossible! When I left Hyrule, I ended up in Scotland. Then again, I went through the Lost Woods.
You don't need to tell me about the goddamn cucoos. They've tried to kill me on more than one occasion.
You know, the jokes they make about the East Coast Earthquake, Smack down is a move that renders ground-type immunity useless…
Okay, how about this: "The Gravity of the situation is affecting them too."
It's funny because people destroyed their own community.
ooooh. i was wondering why you were referring to a wrestling television broadcast in this pokemon related conversation
I wouldn't mess with Diglett and Dugtrio. They're competent revenge killers.
Never go over 5.0? Pfft! You guys and your pussy earthquakes! A 5.0 over here is practicaly ignored, a 6.0 is felt but doesn't scare off, we need at least a 7.0 for people to start leaving the buildings, and then we go back like nothing happened!
DId I mention that we have a lot of buildings that got almost compretely wasted with a certain 8.8 earthquake and yet haven't colapsed for over a year, even with the over a hundred earthqueakes over 5.0 that we've had after the 8.8?
…..wait a second, I'm commenting in Halolz and I haven't said anything witty yet!? Come on, think!……….
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……your earthquakes suck!
Diglett is in mah base, shakin' mah grounds.
YES! YES!
+1 for actually knowing it.
It is my name for you, as 'Vabolo' is too stupid of a name :P
I was asleep. yup.
I didn't feel it, but I was close. There was only one person in our family who felt it. I'm so jealous! Okay, I'm done whining now. Yay, Slowpoke!
You say that, yet you take cover. Then again, better safe than sorry
I felt it and I was a little shook up about it. ZING! No but seriously, it wasn't bad at all.
Earth had a hard time restraining itself when it realized it was the release date for Deus Ex.
I'd ask the same to Toronto
*sees a random ocarina on the ground… picks it up*
sweet
*plays a note*
awesome… it works! Well, I'm not link… but it's worth a shot:
*plays song of storms*
So many people didn't feel the earthquake and I live in WV. :/
Myself included.
Selective Quaking? :O
I should. They make awesome guitars over there.
Dude, it's a sweet little Muslim village in Chad. Although that's not the actual basis of my Internet name, do some research before dismissing it. They'll throw spears at you.
And D.C.
Yeah well….Your face!
The kind of people that went in to claim benefits the next morning forgetting that they'd destroyed the collection office the previous night. Yes, quite the hilarious sort of madness.
I assume by "over here" you mean California. If so then I wouldn't be nervous either seeing as most buildings there are built for that type of thing.
D.C. on the other hand…. Not so much…
I thought it was in Lake Charles… I think the people down there call it L'Auberge du Lac instead of Hyrule though… Hmm….
………..you know that there are more countries besides the USA right? I wouldn't be so surprised, I don't think most of you know about Chil….. ehhh, the Republic of Spexico of North Antartica.
There was an earthquake in Colorado two days ago as well. 5.3 I believe. Busy Diglett has been busy…
I heard there was a revolution…
……in France
Earth used Gravity!
Well of course I know that :P
Either way, my point still stands lol.
Nope, I'm in WV and it scared the hell outta me.
It's super effective
Critical Hit!