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Soldier’s New Trainer Hat



Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 26, 2011 · 1:10 PM 
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132 Responses to “Soldier’s New Trainer Hat”

  1. Shawn Handyside on July 26th, 2011 1:13 pm

    I feel like there is a Pokemon closer to a maggot than a Weedle, but I can't think of it at the moment…

  2. Seto_Kaiba on July 26th, 2011 1:16 pm

    Wait, what pokemon does a soldier use?

  3. ChemicalKirby on July 26th, 2011 1:17 pm

    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=pokemon+maggot

  4. NekoKnight on July 26th, 2011 1:18 pm

    But…. how could a battle of started? We never made eye contact.

  5. SolidScientist on July 26th, 2011 1:20 pm

    "We may all live in it, but you are not welcome in my Pokemon world!"

  6. SolidScientist on July 26th, 2011 1:21 pm

    Sharpedoes, lots of sharpedoes.

  7. NekoKnight on July 26th, 2011 1:22 pm

    Larvesta

  8. Shawn Handyside on July 26th, 2011 1:23 pm

    That did not answer the question!

  9. Uzumakiclan43 on July 26th, 2011 1:23 pm

    Not even Ash has the balls to steal something from Dawn and go back to the Indigo League and earn all 8 badges in a single day with just two Pokemon. I tip my hat to you, soldier , for a job well done.

    … Okay, I'll go into the corner.

  10. ChemicalKirby on July 26th, 2011 1:27 pm

    My google isn't working for some reason so i figured i'd just post it and take a shot in the dark, of course i'll piss off more fan boys but oh well :] sorry it didn't help….

  11. smashpro1 on July 26th, 2011 1:29 pm

    DAMN THE SHARPEDOES!!

  12. smashpro1 on July 26th, 2011 1:30 pm

    Did he make those badges himself?

  13. Rocker23220 on July 26th, 2011 1:31 pm

    That's kind of a cool site, though. haha.

  14. Leo E. on July 26th, 2011 1:32 pm

    Come to think of it, he has the Boulderbadge… how'd he and Brock see each other?

  15. KZN02 on July 26th, 2011 1:37 pm

    Braviary

  16. Darth_Destro on July 26th, 2011 1:38 pm

    Forretress, of course.

    <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/halolz-dot-com-tf2-pokemon-teamforretress2.jpg"/&gt;

  17. SolidScientist on July 26th, 2011 1:46 pm

    I thought you meant THIS Braviary!

  18. TheTopHatKid on July 26th, 2011 1:48 pm

    Continuity? In MY Halolz?
    …it's happened once before…
    I just never thought it could happen again…

  19. TheTopHatKid on July 26th, 2011 1:51 pm

    Probably.

  20. HughbertEsq on July 26th, 2011 1:52 pm

    TRAINER SOLDIER WANTS TO FIGHT!
    TRAINER SOLDIER SENT OUT FARFETCH'D
    RED SENT OUT WEEDLE

    FARFETCH'D USED DISCIPLINARY ACTION!
    WEEDLE'S MORALE DECREASED!

    WEEDLE USED STRING SHOT!
    FARFETCH'D DODGED THE ATTACK!

    FARFETCH'D USED SCREAMIN' EAGLES!
    A CRITICAL HIT!

    WEEDLE DIED A HUMILIATING DEATH!

    TRAINER SOLDIER CROCKETED RED!
    WHAT IN THE FU-

    "YOU DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS THAT IS MY JOB!"
    B-B-BUT YOU KIL-
    "YOU ARE ALL WEAK! YOU ARE ALL BLEEDERS!"
    MOTHER OF GO-
    "ATAAAAAACK!"
    TRAINER SOLDIER WENT ON A RAMPAGE!
    NO ONE IS SAFE!
    PARTICULARLY MAGGOTS!
    RUN!
    SAVE YOURSELF!
    BEFORE IT'S TOO LA-*CROCKET*

  21. PortalMan118 on July 26th, 2011 2:02 pm

    Why would he need pokemon if he's got a gun?

    HIS LOGIC IS FLAWED!

  22. Pringer X on July 26th, 2011 2:03 pm

    He got them for preordering the next Pokemon game.

  23. spplmj on July 26th, 2011 2:06 pm

    <img src="http://www.dca-online.dk/peter.jpg&quot; alt="" width="548" height="523" />

    who's laughing now? I got my hat!

  24. Lord of Chaos on July 26th, 2011 2:11 pm

    Telekinetic monster that can burn and electrocute….
    or
    gun….

  25. Vatonnage on July 26th, 2011 2:16 pm

    <img src="http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/cac37da0999687e9743cf633139d55bb.jpg"/&gt;
    I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOU TALK, PRIVATE.

    So yeah, in the event we see the two of them duking it out, should we expect Voltorb grenades and Electrode bazookas? Maybe even Genesect turrets?

  26. NekoKnight on July 26th, 2011 2:16 pm

    His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and flesh. He will find the starter Pokemon, and kill the one who carries it.
    <img src="http://i1041.photobucket.com/albums/b419/NekoKnight/Brock_with_his_eyes_open.gif"&gt;

  27. SolidScientist on July 26th, 2011 2:20 pm

    I have a Graveler Cannon, your argument is INVALID!

    <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-pikachuballoon.jpg"&gt;

  28. Seanhl on July 26th, 2011 2:35 pm

    that spy is a ditto!

  29. CriticalQuit on July 26th, 2011 2:42 pm

    WE HAVE COMMANDEERED MY HAT!

  30. CriticalQuit on July 26th, 2011 2:44 pm

    Dunsparce is pretty close too.

  31. CriticalQuit on July 26th, 2011 2:45 pm

    No, there'd be 10 of them if he did.

  32. CriticalQuit on July 26th, 2011 2:46 pm

    What would you do for a hat?

    Would you dance?

    Would you make a noise like a monkey?

    Would you… would you kill a man?

  33. Timey16 on July 26th, 2011 2:52 pm

    After cheking my Pokedex (it is full, so insert "forever alone" face here) I don't really see a maggot Pokemon as we would understand a maggot (you know these disgusting white worms), they are more like caterpillars or smaller bugs while their evolved forms.

    P.S.: here is a list of all Bug Pokemon

  34. vash_ts on July 26th, 2011 2:55 pm

    did it happened before?????

  35. vash_ts on July 26th, 2011 2:56 pm

    the only one that can do it is Gary Moth*****ing Oak

  36. RespectfulGlove on July 26th, 2011 2:56 pm

    Soldier's Team:

    "Crocket" (Shiny Sharpedo)
    Male, Lv.78
    Speed Boost
    Aqua Jet, Rage, Take Down, Torment

    Braviary
    Sheer Force
    Male, Lv.76
    Brave Bird, Superpower, Tailwind, Strength

    "Sun Tzu" (Hitmonchan)
    Iron Fist
    Male, Lv.75
    Mach Punch, Close Combat, Fake Out, Counter

    Metagross
    Clear Body
    Genderless, Lv.75
    Pursuit, Meteor Mash, Explosion, Endure

    Excadrill
    Mold Breaker
    Male, Lv.74
    Aerial Ace, Iron Defense, Giga Impact, Drill Run

    …

    And just like that, I can't stop imagining RED and BLU Soldiers being Excadrill and Braviary respectively.

  37. Skrist on July 26th, 2011 3:03 pm

    Why would we need a maggot pokemon when we have balloons and sea otters?!

  38. HughbertEsq on July 26th, 2011 3:05 pm

    I cannot help but fear that your meticulously crafted comment will out do MY meticulously crafted comment….

  39. imnutty on July 26th, 2011 3:05 pm

    oh sweet Jesus! it's like the ark of the covenant!

  40. imnutty on July 26th, 2011 3:06 pm

    you can take a actual maggot, grow it with radiation and say it's a Pokemon

  41. imnutty on July 26th, 2011 3:08 pm

    oh no!
    <img src="http://seemslegit.com/_images/23f6035eb3eaefb88b03a48e0617a4be/248%20-%20animated%20divide-by-zero%20gif%20paradox%20time.gif"&gt;

  42. imnutty on July 26th, 2011 3:09 pm

    would you push a cart into a hole and explode?

  43. RespectfulGlove on July 26th, 2011 3:10 pm

    Perhaps we can combine our forces to make the ultimate Pokemon-TF2 battle.

  44. imnutty on July 26th, 2011 3:11 pm

    i surely hope he didn't steal any more clothes from dawn….oh shit!
    <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/halolz-dot-com-teamfortress2-soldier-sailormoon.jpg"&gt;

  45. HughbertEsq on July 26th, 2011 3:16 pm

    Kill me
    Later
    NOW DOKTOR
    …

  46. PaladinVance on July 26th, 2011 3:17 pm

    between this, and the Soldier Moon post, I'm wondering when someone will draw a Soldier / Poison crossover, seeing as they both use riding crops.

    you are all welcome for the mental image (but seriously, someone wanna get on drawing that?)

  47. imnutty on July 26th, 2011 3:22 pm

    drink this, and all your problems will go away…..trust me
    <img src="http://babyboomeradvisorclub.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/water.jpg"&gt;

  48. MasterLuigi452 on July 26th, 2011 3:22 pm

    -Soldier throws the Pokeball.
    -Pyro uses Compression Blast.
    -Win the match.

  49. Timey16 on July 26th, 2011 3:48 pm

    Not just sea otters! SAMURAI OTTERS!
    <img src="http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/047/4/6/503___samurott_by_ligernekoka-d39pfsb.jpg"/&gt;

    oh yeah… and gears and lamps, garbage bags…

    I wonder how we can top the garbage bag…

    A Marijuhana Pokemon? A condom? Poo?

  50. oddball250 on July 26th, 2011 3:55 pm

    thats not a gravler its a pikachu silly

  51. Sceptilianblade on July 26th, 2011 4:19 pm

    Did you check the top right corner?

  52. Sceptilianblade on July 26th, 2011 4:22 pm

    *sends out Missingno*
    COME AT ME BR@#%$@#$RWETEWRTQ#$--
    (Sceptilianblade has disconnected from the server)

  53. imnutty on July 26th, 2011 4:33 pm

    a all male team….like tf2… i get it

  54. Damocles on July 26th, 2011 4:58 pm

    OMG A HALO PUN ON HALOLZ EVERYONE RUN FOR THE HILLS AND HUG YOUR PONIES!

  55. TheTopHatKid on July 26th, 2011 5:00 pm

    It did, once. It was as mind-blowing then as it is now. I can't remember what it was, though.

  56. TheTopHatKid on July 26th, 2011 5:07 pm

    Nope.avi
    <img src="http://cdn.crushable.com/files/2011/04/raidersofthelostark.jpg"&gt;

  57. Skrist on July 26th, 2011 5:12 pm

    http://www.halolz.com/2010/12/21/where-is-your-ar… Something of that sort…. or more trees and internet memes!!

  58. BTSnoogans on July 26th, 2011 5:44 pm

    That is a huge Pikachu. That Graveller should be way bigger than him.

  59. Lord_Science on July 26th, 2011 5:58 pm

    Don't mind if I do!

  60. Lord_Science on July 26th, 2011 6:01 pm

    Hell yeah I would

  61. Lord_Science on July 26th, 2011 6:02 pm

    Your Graveler Cannon is weak against my Snorlax Defense

  62. Daifuku on July 26th, 2011 6:10 pm

    Oh look, I found Halolz again. And T2 posts are STILL the vast majority.

    Stay classy Halolz. Never change.

  63. Alpar on July 26th, 2011 6:16 pm

    With the way things are going, we probably won't for at least the next year.

  64. Daifuku on July 26th, 2011 6:19 pm

    notsureifawesome.png

  65. Alpar on July 26th, 2011 6:20 pm

    Depends if our comments remain "witty", or perhaps get "wittier". All relies on the community upholding the place :P

  66. Tacogod225 on July 26th, 2011 6:22 pm

    Why the hell would some asshole with all 8 badges be challenging lvl.4 weedle to a fight?
    *STAND UP AGAINST POKEBULLYING*

  67. Daifuku on July 26th, 2011 6:24 pm

    Wit? In MY Halolz?

  68. Artakha on July 26th, 2011 6:35 pm

    I think I found the one trainer more badass than Gary Oak.

  69. MagmarFire on July 26th, 2011 6:45 pm

    Is his Rattata in the top percentage of Rattata? This calls for an investigation! *Spy cloak*

  70. Ovahdrive on July 26th, 2011 6:51 pm

    Body slam is a normal attack, therefore it would not be super effective….. against anything…. ever.

  71. Ovahdrive on July 26th, 2011 6:53 pm

    He obviously has vision problems.

  72. Tacogod225 on July 26th, 2011 7:01 pm

    That's no excuse for thinking a mew is a goddamn dunsparce.

  73. Tacogod225 on July 26th, 2011 7:02 pm

    Let me guess….Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak. Am I right?

  74. Artakha on July 26th, 2011 7:03 pm

    I think it means, "Look it up", Shawn. Don't be lazy bones.

  75. Tacogod225 on July 26th, 2011 7:03 pm

    Joey's still on top obviously. He still hits up my pokegear EVERY FUCKING FIVE STEPS!

  76. Artakha on July 26th, 2011 7:04 pm

    NO, YOU FOOL! THIS RED SOLDIER! GO SIT IN THE CORNER!

  77. Artakha on July 26th, 2011 7:08 pm

    But RED Soldier is a gym leader. He doesn't have to make eye contact. You just have to say the magic word.

    P.S. It's "Maggots".

  78. Artakha on July 26th, 2011 7:09 pm

    <img src="http://i797.photobucket.com/albums/yy251/RSegala1/fuuu.gif&quot; border="0" FUUUUU Pictures, Images and Photos"/>

  79. nighten2_0 on July 26th, 2011 7:13 pm

    ark of the covenant?! mabie… GUYS QUICK! GIVE ME MY TOOLS! i have some photoshoping to do! see you later!

  80. nighten2_0 on July 26th, 2011 7:17 pm

    … that's… just water…

  81. Artakha on July 26th, 2011 7:19 pm

    IT'S A TARP!

  82. nighten2_0 on July 26th, 2011 7:21 pm

    … THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR… uh… *missingno* O.O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!RSFUJDZES$UI$W%U*IW$#&^%$(^U$@&QYEU

  83. nighten2_0 on July 26th, 2011 7:22 pm

    already did… but I will never post it… I was massively drunk…

  84. nighten2_0 on July 26th, 2011 7:23 pm

    my guess is "NOPE.avi"

  85. Artakha on July 26th, 2011 7:25 pm

    What do you think?
    <img src="http://i646.photobucket.com/albums/uu184/ChaoticBeginnings/TF2/RED/REDSoldier.jpg&quot; border="0" RED Soldier Pictures, Images and Photos"/>

  86. inylchilar on July 26th, 2011 7:27 pm

    THAT WEEDLE'S A SPY

  87. Alpar on July 26th, 2011 7:29 pm

    Don't be stupid. Spies are always disguised, so it's clearly everyone else.

  88. C__F on July 26th, 2011 7:36 pm

    *error.poke; This comment has been intercepted by missingNo.*

  89. Artakha on July 26th, 2011 7:38 pm

    YES, GO SIT THERE AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE! XD

  90. C__F on July 26th, 2011 7:39 pm

    Not only that, but I'm pretty sure if you take up the sum totals of all his daily calls to everyone, they will take up more hours than the day has to spare.

    Joey must be a Time Lord.

  91. Doctor Rover on July 26th, 2011 7:49 pm

    But Water isn't normally bubbly.

    I'm a doctor, I should know this.

  92. Jimmy on July 26th, 2011 7:53 pm

    Carbonated water (a.k.a club soda, soda water, sparkling water). What now son? I AM DISAPPOINT!!!

    It may not be carbonated normally, but define normal!!!

  93. Jimmy on July 26th, 2011 7:58 pm

    01000001 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00101100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01001101 01101001 01110011 01110011 01101001 01101110 01100111 01101110 01101111 00101110 00100001

    *Translates to:
    "Ah f**k it's Missingno.!"

  94. Hatmor on July 26th, 2011 8:14 pm

    HE should be the new mascot of Halolz, we don't even see Capt. Falcon or Wolf anymore.

  95. Pisko on July 26th, 2011 8:53 pm

    and STILL not as many badges as Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak

  96. CriticalQuit on July 26th, 2011 8:55 pm

    It'd make more sense if Samurott was "Sun Tzu," in my opinion.

  97. TCC on July 26th, 2011 9:38 pm

    Larvitar?

    Pupitar?

    Wurmple?

    none of these are useless enough…

    What about Magikarp?

  98. 3K9 on July 26th, 2011 10:08 pm

    dunsparce?

  99. Seanhl on July 26th, 2011 10:19 pm

    oh God! I had managed to forget this horrible image

  100. Sid_Diddly on July 26th, 2011 10:38 pm

    "Got a problem? Use More gu-- Pokemon."

  101. imnutty on July 26th, 2011 10:38 pm

    it was the batman one!
    Shawn asked for a Pokemon commissioner Gordon.

  102. imnutty on July 26th, 2011 10:42 pm

    don't worry it's just water….*speed disclaimer voice*only
    75% diluted with h2so4

  103. imnutty on July 26th, 2011 10:47 pm

    01101001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01101111 01101110 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110111 00100001
    translated "it's on now!"
    have a free text to binary code translator

  104. imnutty on July 26th, 2011 10:48 pm

    would you kill a man for a random briefcase?

  105. imnutty on July 26th, 2011 10:51 pm

    oh god no were doomed!
    dooooooooooomed
    <img src="http://linked.gbsfm.info/bender-doomed.jpg"&gt;

  106. imnutty on July 26th, 2011 10:53 pm

    rel="nofollow"> with science?

  107. Armetron on July 27th, 2011 12:47 am

    someone should make a model to replace the grenades of the solder to poke-balls.

    Solder used explosion

    its super effective

    solder fainted

  108. Ragnellrok on July 27th, 2011 12:54 am

    Well there goes the region….

  109. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on July 27th, 2011 1:28 am

    Good thing I'm catholic…

    oh wait.
    <img src="http://www.moviewatcher.us/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/indiana-jones-and-the-last-crusade-poster1.jpeg&quot; height="500" width="400">

  110. Artakha on July 27th, 2011 3:27 am

    In short, YES.

  111. Vosur on July 27th, 2011 4:03 am

    —-- .—- —-- —-- .—- —-- —-- .—- / —-- —-- .—- —-- —-- .—- .—- .—- / —-- .—- .—- —-- .—- .—- —-- —-- / —-- .—- .—- —-- .—- .—- —-- —-- / —-- —-- .—- —-- —-- —-- —-- —-- / —-- .—- .—- —-- —-- —-- —-- .—- / —-- .—- .—- —-- .—- .—- .—- —-- / —-- .—- .—- .—- —-- .—- —-- —-- / —-- .—- .—- —-- —-- .—- —-- .—- / —-- —-- .—- —-- —-- —-- —-- —-- / —-- .—- .—- —-- .—- —-- —-- .—- / —-- .—- .—- .—- —-- .—- —-- —-- / —-- —-- .—- —-- —-- —-- —-- —-- / —-- .—- .—- .—- —-- .—- —-- .—- / —-- .—- .—- .—- —-- —-- —-- —-- / —-- —-- .—- —-- —-- —-- —-- —-- / —-- .—- .—- .—- —-- .—- .—- .—- / —-- .—- .—- —-- .—- —-- —-- .—- / —-- .—- .—- .—- —-- .—- —-- —-- / —-- .—- .—- —-- .—- —-- —-- —-- / —-- —-- .—- —-- —-- —-- —-- —-- / —-- .—- .—- —-- .—- .—- —-- .—- / —-- .—- .—- —-- .—- .—- .—- .—- / —-- .—- .—- .—- —-- —-- .—- —-- / —-- .—- .—- .—- —-- —-- .—- .—- / —-- .—- .—- —-- —-- .—- —-- .—- / —-- —-- .—- —-- —-- —-- —-- —-- / —-- .—- .—- —-- —-- —-- .—- .—- / —-- .—- .—- —-- .—- .—- .—- .—- / —-- .—- .—- —-- —-- .—- —-- —-- / —-- .—- .—- —-- —-- .—- —-- .—- / —-- —-- .—- —-- .—- .—- .—- —-- / —-- —-- .—- —-- —-- —-- —-- —--

  112. VT_Juju_Man on July 27th, 2011 4:52 am

    I think i know what pokemon he's going to use

    <img src="http://pokedexart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Pokemon_Charmander_Pyro_Thumb.jpg"&gt;

  113. Drjolt on July 27th, 2011 4:52 am

    I think a Pikachu works like a cow mangler 5000. It doesn't need ammo and it fires lightning. Wait- How do i…Crank it. OH GOD

  114. L3re7z on July 27th, 2011 6:41 am

    I earned every one of those medals I made myself!

  115. Lord_Science on July 27th, 2011 7:55 am

    wait what was that? oh well, I'm sure it was nothing…

  116. Lord_Science on July 27th, 2011 7:56 am

    1. Go to the front
    2. Realize no one on your team is shooting anything
    3. ????
    4. Die

  117. Gearheadmk2 on July 27th, 2011 10:09 am

    You know that now we must make a extremely long and meticulous list of what each TF2 character has in their pokemon team. I call dibz on the BLU Engi.

  118. Gearheadmk2 on July 27th, 2011 10:19 am

    Why can I only thumb you up once?

  119. baka_hyena on July 27th, 2011 11:54 am

    Now all we need is a in game re-skin

  120. Alpar on July 27th, 2011 12:27 pm

    It's probably as likely as you'd believe depending on your point of view.

    Oh, and by the way: *TF2

  121. TopRattata on July 27th, 2011 12:56 pm

    Can I join you there?

  122. TopRattata on July 27th, 2011 12:58 pm

    More like an ASH whoopin', am I right?

  123. quaker171 on July 27th, 2011 12:58 pm

    I don't think you realize just how "dibs" works. You only call "dibs" to claim something someone else wants.

  124. quaker171 on July 27th, 2011 1:03 pm

    I believe the mystery term has something to do with knives and you ba-*backstabbed*

  125. quaker171 on July 27th, 2011 1:05 pm

    It's spelled "Graveler", you dunce.

  126. Ice_Cold_Water on July 27th, 2011 4:02 pm

    Soldier used Rocket Launcher… It's about to be super effective… (boom) Welp, there goes that wild Pokemon.

  127. Tacogod225 on July 28th, 2011 6:07 pm

    SCREW THAT! I'm gonna' go ride my bike! INDOORS!

  128. Gary_Blue on July 29th, 2011 5:26 am

    I have a lot more than 10 these days, baby.

  129. Gary_Blue on July 29th, 2011 5:33 am

    The FUCK did I just read.

  130. Undo on July 29th, 2011 12:45 pm

    If only it were an actual item…

  131. vash_ts on July 29th, 2011 2:26 pm

    Im sorry My Moth*****ing lord, I never saw past the first season of Pokemon

  132. Gigafreak on July 31st, 2011 12:28 am

    And he captured two of every Pokémon on Earth!

    And then he herded them onto a boat…

    …and made them beat the crap out of every single one!

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