If there’s one thing you can say about TF2 players… they’ve got their priorities straight!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 26, 2011 · 2:09 AM
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Jesus, he chose a hat over a woman. Oh wait, that's normal.
What…sex? is that a new type of hat?
Somebody knows what's truly important in life…
Tsk, tsk, tsk…That Dawn/Hikari is an imposter.
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Her panties are actually black. Start re-coloring.
/vp/ in a nutshell.
DAT HAT
TF2, hats, pokemon, and underaged panty shots. What more could you want in a submission?
I would take her panties instead. They'd made a better hat.
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Confound that Rule 34! Confound that 4Chan!
They drive me to drink…
Guys! C'mon now, she wasn't planning on giving him her hat, it was her shoes, you know valve and their miscellaneous items.
Buying Dawn's Hat for two refined.
Getting more hats and trade them on 2_fort?
She's TEN you sick fuck!!! XD
What is really disturbing, is that she has been TEN FOR HOW LONG?! Gotta be legal by now…
The hat's probably legal.
Meanwhile, May has a similar problem with her opponent Demopan.
Spoils of war. Legally, you're doing it right.
Damn grammar/spelling/English language…
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Needs more ponies and combustible lemons
That's what Link said about Saria…look what happened to HIM!!! He can't even talk right anymore (not that he ever spoke to ME per se…) he grunts and shouts like a loon. Poor sap…those Hylian Black Ops probably *gulps*…removed his Deku nuts.
Nah, man, apparently it's a weapon that crits all males.
Sounds completely broken if you ask me.
An Angry Birds spoof?
Demopan's working the "free candy" van.
OK, I laughed way more than I should have.
………..wait a second, Soldier is a Pokemon Trainer now!?
I still see no tentacle rape, pokemon is from Japan in all fairness…
Comment from original posting:
"If pokemon fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!" Ash said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that nobody could best him in the gym of honor. Then he used his fight money to buy two of every pokemon on earth. And then he herded them onto a ball, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a safari! Unless it's a nursery!"
He has a whole zoo of them. That or a farm.
rel="nofollow">DUN. DUN. DUN. DUN. DUNUNUNUNUH.
Space?
I am bound by the Hylian Government and the Special Forces Secrets Act article 49 to neither confirm nor deny these accusations. All I can say is that I have a lovely bunch of coconuts..
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I knew this sounded familiar…
Because if anime has taught us anything, it's that people never change their clothes…
Ash!? The soldier does not appreciate the power of mountains! >:(
What else could you want? That hat is SEXY
Ah yes, there they are all standing in a row.
How very organized!
Are you meaning to say….
THAT DAWN IS A SPY?!?!
I'm not a man for hats…
I am, however, a man for miscellaneous items….
….
I'll be taking that scarf, ma'am.
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Or girth.
Hmm, nice find… But I must ask, why did you have this picture and knowledge prior to this posting???
Well, I doubt any of the rest of her clothes are going to fit on the Soldier…
My God… I think we've found the ultimate HALOLZ posting: TF2 + Pokemon
Seems like a perfectly reasonable demand.
This makes me think of some weird Leaf/Pyro ship. After all, Fire is super-effective to Grass.
I think you're confusing Gary Motherfucking Oak for a kid that is pretty mediocre, being chased by two pussies and a talking cat, can't capture more than 10 pokemons without getting rid of one for some retarded reason, and does not like mountains.
hasn't he been doing that since the day he was born?
…….Captain Falcon?
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oh /e/.
No! Don't ask for the hat! Ask for the Meet the Pyro Trailer!
And look! there's a big one, a small one and one that is as big as a head.
Wolf?
He just herded them onto a boat, and made them beat the CRAP out of every single other
Obviously the Engineer would be a much fairer sport, he don't want any young ladies innocence, as fr' hats; shucks, he'd be mighty fine if there were just a couple of weapons on hand for him
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that should be a fad of it's own
I don't know how many people here know this but this picture is fake. The file size, resolution and file name is nonexistent in the reply. Obviously the picture is not of a soldier but infact of something else entirely.
For what it's worth, I have the original post.
Don't get me wrong this post is quite humorous, but it still irked my inner auto-correctiveness.
O god no
wheres the mind bleach again?
4chan? On my Halolz?
Don't worry, I will probably come out right after they finish Eps. 3
Yea, but it has -100% protection from STIs and STDs
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Just by looking I can tell it isn't from /tg/ where they're all Chivalrous Perverts…
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Pony Johnson we're done here!
I still have it, after trying to find cheats for pokemon and found pokemon porn instead…..
DANMIT I NEED IT AGAIN!!!!!
they don't seem to do that much on this side of the pond either
That pedobear needs a hat. Then it can go for both.
Oh okay, wait what!?
Let's face it the man has priorities. HAT priorities.
I heard the Aperture is having a sale on it right now. It just has the tendancy to cause unwanted amnesia wait why am I typing this again?
Training's a good job mate. It's challenging work, outta doors, i guarantee you'll not go hungry, because at the end of the day, as long as there are two trainers left on earth, someone's gonna want someone's yen.
hey its the kid from harry potter… the red head one that no one cared about
Tell me, did anyone battle a trainer named Red on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem…
The sensation you are feeling is the Hattening…
When only a few of us remain you will feel an irresistible pull towards a far away land… to fight for your hats…
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http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l58/kilojara/so…
Not sure who made this but it was made in response to that :D
Personally, I would ask for her pokemanz because then I could mug people and take their hats!
…What you were expecting something about sex? Pull your minds out the fucking gutter.
"Ash" should be changed to Red or Gary Motherfucking Oak.
Ash is so pathetic that the best thing he've ever won was a hat…and then he CHANGED it.
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Motorcycles?
The green one? Who's name admittedly escapes me…
Mmmmf.
But that kind of stuff is hardly noticeable! I want a sniper to look at my officer's ushanka and hesitate because I'm so awesome!
alternatively,
I'll take your boots, your hat, and your motorcycle…
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and hear the lamentation of the women.
Good thing the soldier went for the hat. For all we know it could BE A TRAP! With Chris Hansen right around the corner… but supposedly these days he'd want to join in on the fun
This is why most people avoid 4chan.
dear god! Is there anything we don't know! Give us any straight line and we can find a reference, and a tv tropes link.
rel="nofollow"> You forgot your link good sir!
please dont give me that image….
forgot the cardgames
oh stalk you for the rest of the game…thats what i do to epic hat people
its more likely than you…..*headshot* "Say goodbye to your head wanker!"
*french accent* Never!
Enjoy the poor girl's hat.
"Here lies the ignorant soldier. He loved hats, but died a VIRGIN."
And then Surprise Buttsecks
only one thing to say…
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I beg to differ.
I did.
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IMAGE E-PEEN WHERE IT DOESN'T MATTER: Probably +2
WHERE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE: Higher than +10
REPOST: -2 to the overall score
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Did anyone remember that she's only 10!?
Good thing Soldier only wants her hat.
That ain't Ash, that's Red!
*waits for a few minutes to pass*
*Goes back to study*
This is all your fault!
You could also get minus points for pictures being way too large…..
Just saying
What do you think would happen if you were to, say, give them a twist? Or a flick of the wrist?
If Arceus had wanted you to live, he would not have created *me*!
Oh wait its blood
That DAWN is a Spy!
In the show she's ten, but considering they never age, she could be long past legal by now.
Your mocking me aren't you?
Technically I could fuck her and it'd be legal, but…
… That hat.
This hat is mine! Do you understand that?!
so now were playing this game? *slap with white glove* I accept!
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I'd say something about how it isn't Ash, but then again, he caught about 40 Tauros.
…Am I the only one young enough to nail her?
how about this one?
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There are several things wrong with what you just said.
Sadly, yes. http://www.halolz.com/2011/01/12/pokemon-ymca/
Dunno. The showman said something about that…
It may have Pokemon but I won't be completely satisfied until I see some Mudkipz.
This was an awesome picture, but there's never a place where I can get a resized HTML.
Let's pretend for a second that we were talking about Red, and not Ash. YOU MUST DIE.
Congratulations, your Luigi leveled up to a WEEGEE.
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4Chan didn't invent Rule 34 then. It's just a safe haven for it. XD
Anyone heard of lolicon? They don’t care about the age.
…or that they have infinite amounts of the same outfit.
I guess by hat, he meant virginity. That sick pokephile….
IT'S A TRAP!
OBJECTION! Those are bike shorts, a item of clothing worn to prevent panty shots!
Demopan?
CP on /vp/
I'm pretty sure this would be more like… devolving.
Mabey after smashing his shovel against his head so much he got brain damage.
Artakha uses WEEGEE STARE!
It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Happy became a WEEGEE!
Hate to burst your bubble but this picture has been edited. The original doesn't contain the Soldier picture but something completely different.
Don't get me wrong, this is funny but this still irked my auto-correctiveness.
Oh, no no no-- PORTALMAN, LOOK! EPISODE 3 IS OUT!
Dude if you're young enough to nail her, you're too young to be doing any nailing
Yeah, at that age, we'd call it 'thumbtacking'.
Is it his fault that he never manages to craft the one he wants?
She was 10 during Diamond and Pearl, which was only about 3 years ago. STILL NOT LEGAL.
their version of luigi
Explain how I leveled up?
Can't let you suggest that, HughbertEsq!
LOOK OVER THERE! I'M CHANGING THE SUBJECT!
NOPE.
I think it could easily be started with some choice 'shops.
indeed :D
WHERE!
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NO
That photo, WEEGEE.
Gintama, episode 1 or 2 i believe, he reveals that he does INDEED have a closet filled with dozens upon dozens fo the exact same outfits.
though ichigo (bleach) has no excuse, only thing in his closet is a girl.
Am I the only one who's really appalled to see this kind of content on the Halolz.com front page? That's a TEN YEAR OLD GIRL. Why did an example of child pornography make the cut? This is disgusting.
Thank you. This is disturbing content.
What makes this better is the fact that the guy wanting the hat is Larfleeze. Who is Larfleeze, you ask? Only Agent Orange, the one who wields the Orange Lantern of Avarice!
I'm 15, she was about 11 or 12 in her last episode. It's legal in Texas.
He's also a Soldier.
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I do.
A better question is… why didn't you?
This comment has reached a score of exactly 34. I'm glad I was here to see it before it changed.
….I'm not sure whether to +1 or -1 that…
WHERE!
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That's the difference adding height="192" and width="256" makes to the image code you used.
Its ok, everyone is nervous the first time they give away their hat
he only asked for her hat even after that slut enticed him with something very lewd
(a great moral choice by my standards)
and you turn that around into wanting to take her "virginity". you sick twisted son of bitch!
also if a chick ever lifts up her skirt and asks you if want to fuck, you can assume she isn't a virgin. and it probably will cost you (money and/or lifespan due to STDs)
HEEEEEEERE WE ARE
BORN TO BE KINGS OF THE HILL
Uh……maybe you should just stick with rule 34 and masturbating as your "sexual outlet" until your old enough to know how much of a pedophile you are now.
Take my virginity! Give me an STD! But god forbid you take my fucking hat!
There! DIAGONALLY!
He's like the Raditz of their team
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Lolwut? I didn't say I was the one who was doing it. I was just laughing at the absurdity of the joke vs the SRSBSNS-ness of the joke. Thus, I was unsure whether to +1 or -1 it…
*+ peen*
No, he's more of a krillin. He found that one sword, remember?
Needs more BOOLETS!
whyyyyyyyy? D:
The picture is from 4chan.
ITS A DEMONIC DUCK
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Forgot to mention this but…are you implying that having a woman in one's closet…is a BAD thing…?
I thought it said "FREE 2 REFINED" on the van!
The soldier doesn't have a very good business plan.
Win a Pokemon battle, get hat.
Take her to pokemon center for free pokemon healthcare treatment.
Take her by the hand,
Look deeply into her eyes,
and say: I challenge you.
Win a second time, she's still broke.
As much as I would hate to take advantage of a girl, this is TF2 and Pokemon logic we're talking about. The soldier now has a "toll-free" call girl.
If you will excuse me, I need to wash my hands with a basketball sized piece of pumice to not feel creepy.
Probably one of a few Pokemon/TF2 crossovers…
I wrote one, but it's not a Leaf/Pyro ship.
You'd think that she's legal in any state by now…. How long's it been since Ash was in Hoenn?
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/808/give6189…
^^Did no one else realize that this was and edited version of this?^^
You can tell the Soldier one is edited as the picture of the Soldier passes the left border of 4chan's thumbnail boundary.