I dunno, if you ask me Oshawott shouldn’t be so picky! He should be happy anyone is taking an interest in him at this point! He’s not exactly the most attractive Pokemon in town…
By Keijimatsu and TsunichiZen, submitted by Gungag, the Infinite Gyre
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And that my friends is Rule 63.
This song has always been hilarious…adding pokemon to it just makes it better. XD
This is bringing up bad memories. I can attest to the fact that it is not fun to be hit on by a cross-drossing guy.
Oh my gawd, that snivy is a spy!
Dammit internet why do you continue to defile my mind and why do I keep coming back?
This is pretty good. The humor is a bit lacking, but the illustrations more than make up for it.
…
Wait, if Lola slept with Oshawott, would he evolve?
<img src="http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l55/DarkKnight0/DONOTWANT-2.jpg"/>
I'm a little lost, WHY did oshawott reject snivy?
"Categories:
Awkward Moments"
Yeah, you can say that.
cuz lola is actually a guy
one time, a faggot hit on mah buddy keith…
shold not have been drinkin polar hawaian punch. now i must clean up my screen xD
Well, I saw it coming. Maybe because I knew this?
http://www.halolz.com/2010/11/24/revolver-oshawat…
Then again I don't know why Solid Snivy would fall in love with Revolver Oshawott.
THAT SPY IS A TRAP!
87.5% of Snivies are male. The video was to be expected.
Trap Snivy is so far the most female trap I've ever seen.
Hell, I'd tap that.
INCOMING RULE 34!
GET TO THE BUNKER!
PRIME THE MIND-BLEACH!
DESIGNATE CO-ORDINATES!
READY THE L.O.F.C!
MAN THE BARRICADES!
yo pass some that eye-bleach man!
there should be a sequel to this with the song Whatever Lola wants by Sarah Vaughan
Correction Lola was a drag queen basically
Now make one of the masculine oshawott that says "come at me bro"
I’m sure there were Pokeymans-specific jokes. (I just love saying pokeymans. You can tell.) The only one I vaguely caught was that Pikachu is an electric-type, hence the Electric-type candle light. Anything else, such as the reason these two pokemon were playing the two particular roles they were playing, was beyond me.
Or, for that matter, why something clearly reptilian has stubble.
Because I only played Red and Blue, I basically have come into this blind, which is interesting. I am left with the impression of a fine bit of art, the emotions and actions nicely drawn, evocative of the feelings and attitudes of the lead characters.
I’d like to see more of that.
…I thought the huge ass sign that says "Welcome to the internet, abandon everything." was clear enough…
Your wish has been granted!
<img src="http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l55/DarkKnight0/Comeatmebro-1.jpg"/>
Did anyone else's mind automatically replace the lyrics with Weird Al's "Yoda"?
1:23 that is all. made my day. I want one now. a rotom would have been a better choice in my opinion.
<img src="http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/290/9/a/tsutarja_is_spy_by_riolu_pokemon-d30yby4.png">
Gentlemen
*gentlemon
Oh yeah… right next to the sign that says, "Come for the lulz. Stay 'cause you're dead inside."
I never knew what this song was about before. I honestly didn't.
Tepig: This snivy has already breached our (water) defenses.
I remember this post on /vp/ a few month back.
Sorry but I don't want to see a drag queen snivy do a strip tease. I think this is quite enough ^.^;
be careful! he has a gun!
Yeah, I suppose it could be weird to be hit on by a cross-drossing guy.
Guess what comes next?
I went down to Dagobah, where it bubbles all the time, like a giant carbonated soda. S-O-D-Ayhey soda…
<img src="http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/1/7/4/7/8/8/1/Eye-bleach-16203080100.jpeg">
Here ya go, not much left.
Now that's lulz-worthy.
this made me feel really sad for some reason :[
Sir I think you missed the joke…. read it like it was being sung.
Neither did I…. but then again who really listens to the lyrics of oldies but goodies… there are so many other songs with meanings that you miss all the time.
Jinx would have been a perfect fit.
We have to aquire all of them!
Gentlemon!
*acquire
hell, I'd still hit it!
<img src="http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/b/be/Ackbar.jpg">
at 1:23 is the pikachu "electric candlelight" soooo… that's what I was referring to. how would jinx fit?
Johnson's you say? Cave johnson? that must be a great product with lots of asbestos!
Puddle oshawott = I came
Dumb oshawott = R u a wizard?
Passionate oshawott = My body is ready
That's it, if I ever get B/W, I'm getting Snivy and naming it Gentlemon.
Weird Al's version is the only one I've heard before this, actually.
Oshawott: This seems legit
At least, unlike Kirlia, they can LOOK masculine…
Now I have the desire to raise a male Gardevoir by the name of Lola.
What nature?
Well, now you know. And, knowing is half the battle.
Before I knew: rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
After I knew: rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
You have to pause the split second you see it.
I don't care how ugly he is. No one deserves that kind of bad attention.
Incredibly gay nature.
*gulp* . . .grammar hammer?
I really screwed that one up.
You're right Rotom would have been peferct there. I think I was thinking Jinx would have been a better Lola.
I'm wondering what the "battle" is in this case…
Done, done and done.
<img src="http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l55/DarkKnight0/Icame.jpg"/>
<img src="http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l55/DarkKnight0/Areyouawizard-1.jpg"/>
<img src="http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l55/DarkKnight0/MYBODYISREADY.jpg"/>
Quirky? Impish?
I figured that much.. It's all good.
remind me to get the kinks and get your ass!
the kinks are disappoint in you
No, that Snivy.
In your face.
:D
Incidentally, Chikoritas also share that gender ratio.
I HAVE SLIGHTLY RUINED THE WAY YOU PICTURE A SPECIES OF POKÉMON, MAYBE.
How to effectively perform a Pokémon sex change operation:
Step one:
<img src="http://images.wikia.com/pokemon/images/1/17/202Wobbuffet.png" img="">
Step two:
<img src="http://img585.imageshack.us/img585/8875/fewobbuffet.png" img="">
Step three:
Profit.
Don't worry, I have more: http://www.eyebleach.com/
Methinks you have missed the joke you thought he missed.
….
….
..oh. Oh. OH!
*gulp*
Me too. With Steel Claw.
Damn Snivy and his grass powers. *grumbles*
Because Grass and Water types don't mix well. Just a difference of mon.
It wasn't so much replacement of the lyrics as in, 'I never actually bothered to listen to the original lyrics before, so I don't know how this song goes except for the "Yoda" version.'
Methinks you are probably right…. oh lol-uh….
"Unfortunately, this UMG-music-content is not available in Germany because GEMA has not granted the respective music publishing rights."
After reading the comments, maybe it's better this way…
It wouldn't have worked out anyway, Grass types and Water types just don't mix.
You are the hero that Halolz deserves.
It has nothing to do with the species of pokeymans pictured in the video. It may as well have been an oddish and an abra. The fact that a reptilian creature has stubble surprizes you more than the fact that it has vegetal protusions? :P
I also have to agree that the emotions actions of the characters were rendered beautifully, though.
"Gulp" is right!
It's a Tr-HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGG!
No, step three is ????????
'Profit' is step four
Yeah, I think I deserved that. Best faces I've seen… It just didn't work very well…
After all these years I at last know what this song is about.
Go me.
I still think trap Snivy is cute!
you had one too many lols :F
LOL-UH. LOLOLOLOLOL-UH.
It takes some guts to sing about almost falling in love with a transvestite.
the secret ingredents is lemons