Solid Snivy, Revolver Oshawatt, Tepig Boss

Revolver Oshawatt

Pokemon Black & White MGS Style Fan Art

After they announced those awful English starter names for Pokemon Black & White, I got an inbox full of Revolver Ocelot parodies!
By Leko and arkeis-pokemon. Submitted by several people.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 24, 2010 · 2:30 PM 
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138 Responses to “Revolver Oshawatt”

  1. FoxyMayo on November 24th, 2010 2:36 pm

    Snivy? Snivy?? SNIIIIIIIIIIVVVYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

  2. HadouKirby on November 24th, 2010 2:38 pm

    Are Snivy, Tepig, and Oshawatt really their names?

  3. Dmanstew on November 24th, 2010 2:41 pm

    Like the drawing. The names? Haha… *loads one bullet into revolver.

  4. Darth_Destro on November 24th, 2010 2:43 pm

    God, I hope not. But after 500 pokemon, I guess you start to run out of names.

  5. Pringer X on November 24th, 2010 2:50 pm

    Those are in fact the real names.
    http://www.serebii.net/blackwhite/pokemon.shtml

  6. The_AntiVillain on November 24th, 2010 2:52 pm

    Snivy? what happened to smugleaf?

  7. Leo E. on November 24th, 2010 2:55 pm

    You wanna play Russian Roulette? How about this; we put bullets in ALL the chambers, so that way, everyone wins!

  8. Sir_Nox on November 24th, 2010 2:59 pm

    That was just a temp name someone on the internet gave Snivy when the starters came out in Japan. His original name for Oshowott was "Wotter." I don't remember Tepig's. All of these names are stupid, hell I even think "Wotter" is better than that.

  9. Beato on November 24th, 2010 3:11 pm

    tepig's was "grumpig"
    he was close!

  10. Sir_Nox on November 24th, 2010 3:14 pm

    This is the greatest water-attack that has ever existed, the Hydro Cannon. Five shots, more than enough to drown anything that moves. *Oshowott points from the DS* Don't even think about using a fire-type, or I'll know…

  11. Sir_Nox on November 24th, 2010 3:21 pm

    Grashbar is right, and Pignite is better. Also, Grumpig is the name of another pokemon.

  12. BlurrySandwich on November 24th, 2010 3:22 pm

    Oshawatt looks 10 times cooler with a mustache

  13. HadouKirby on November 24th, 2010 3:26 pm
  14. Darth_Destro on November 24th, 2010 3:38 pm

    Hideo Kojima presents:

    PokeGear Solid 3: Arbok Eater

  15. MercenaryBlue on November 24th, 2010 3:44 pm

    You go first

  16. El_bruno on November 24th, 2010 3:44 pm
  17. MoG on November 24th, 2010 3:54 pm

    Snivy? SNIVEY?! SNIIIIVVVVEEEEEYY!!!!!!!

  18. El_bruno on November 24th, 2010 3:55 pm

    This…. is not what I had in mind when Metal Gear Solid made that crossover with Monster Hunter…. now we have Pocket Monster involved in this?!

  19. Xyxoz on November 24th, 2010 3:56 pm

    God I hate that name.
    In other news.
    Oshawott+Moustache=best thing ever.

  20. Red on November 24th, 2010 4:02 pm

    Smugleaf's english name is the best sounding,
    but I like the ones that we gave them…
    Smugleaf, Wotter and wait… did we agree on a name for the fire one???
    oh yes, I remember now; twas Pignition

  21. Jade Catima on November 24th, 2010 4:03 pm

    Damn, even Wotter was a better name than Oshawatt. What kind of drugged monkey came up with Oshawatt?

  22. Kam_Fakami on November 24th, 2010 4:03 pm

    All of you stop whining. Last I checked, Smugleaf is only a fan name. I heard this at the start of Gen IV, and people stopped whining about those names. Get over it. Snivy is "Snide/Snake = Ivy" Which means it is almost exactly the same as Smugleaf. "Wotter" is stupid as it combines two nouns without sounding stupid. But look at "Oshawott", it combines Ocean, Water, and Otter. And Tepig is Tepid + Pig. Tepid means warm, so each of these names may be cheesy, but they're still more well thought out than the fan names. Now, those of you who say "I hate these names! I'm gon' call it SMuglear furevur!" don't realize you'll just get used to ithe names. And in ending this, I leave a link to this. http://www.dragonflycave.com/guess.aspx So stop whining ya' bunch o' wankers!

  23. PKMNB0Y on November 24th, 2010 4:10 pm

    I wonder how people will react if you put a mustache on Oshawatt and enter it in a contest.

    Yeah, I guess I will.

  24. Dracojounin7 on November 24th, 2010 4:12 pm

    Probably the fire ape Pokemon.

    BOAPPU USED SPITE!

    IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

  25. Mentlegen on November 24th, 2010 4:13 pm

    Hey! Step away from that word!

    Don't you know it's dangerous to use it in Halolz?

  26. El_bruno on November 24th, 2010 4:18 pm

    Correction, everything looks cooler with a mustache, just put it on an italian plumber or a crazed German and BAM! Popularity!

  27. Mentlegen on November 24th, 2010 4:19 pm

    They should hire Pokepizza and Ethan to name every single starter pokémon.

    "He is a water-type pokémon and is weird as hell, so I named him 'Watterfuck?' "

  28. MexicanJuice on November 24th, 2010 4:20 pm

    Oh come ON, and I was loving Gen V! Snivy fits, and my reaction to Tepig is lukewarm at best, but Oshawott? Oshawott???

    Well, at least I'm picking the pig.

  29. greenxboy on November 24th, 2010 4:22 pm

    revolver oshawott evolved into liquid oshawott. liquid oshawott use metal gear. solid snivy drown(mgs 2 reference)

  30. Jimmy on November 24th, 2010 4:25 pm

    RELEVANT:
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    Not really…but I like it.

  31. Jimmy on November 24th, 2010 4:31 pm

    SEGA: "Hey, Nintendo, I heard you finally named your first grass starter pokemon for the new Black & White versions."
    Nintendo: "Yeah, so what?"
    SEGA: "You're too slow!!!"
    Me: FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  32. Jimmy on November 24th, 2010 4:32 pm

    Roshambo?

    YOU GO FIRST.

  33. DM1293 on November 24th, 2010 4:45 pm

    Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ho ho hoee hee haha aha ho. And I thought OUR puns were bad.

  34. HeavyDDR99 on November 24th, 2010 4:52 pm

    Holy crap Your right

    SNIVY IS SNIFFLEY

  35. HeavyDDR99 on November 24th, 2010 4:55 pm

    I guess when Oshawatt gets liquid snivys arm
    He shall become:LIQUID OSHAWATT

    also:even though oshawatt looks like crap His final form Looks pretty epic
    also snivy has a move called perverse

  36. Zabrio on November 24th, 2010 5:14 pm

    I agree with this, i bet if everyone had been waiting for gen 1 pokemon and heard bulbasaur charmander and squirtle they would have bitched and whined about how the japanese / fan names names were better

    you guys heard the japanese and fan names first, so you got used to them, stop whining, you are still going to buy the game and enjoy it anyways
    and a comic here by Mr.Racoon / Yattaro that pretty much sums up what will happen
    http://yattarosb.deviantart.com/#/d33ez7s

    (also didn't we have this baww fest when gen 4 names came out?)

  37. Xyxoz on November 24th, 2010 5:24 pm

    Am I the only one one who really likes Oshawott and really hates Snivy?
    (name-wise)

  38. primedawg9170 on November 24th, 2010 5:39 pm

    Actually I don't think they should because if Nintendo hires those two kids, they'll be bitching and moaning about how they named their Pokemons, how they'll release them or feed them poffins that they don't like or even getting too attached to their pokemons even though you could find it in any tall grasses.

  39. Leo E. on November 24th, 2010 5:46 pm

    …Okay. If you insist.

  40. Leo E. on November 24th, 2010 5:48 pm

    Yes, we did have this with Gen 4 names. 'Cause they were retarded too. Just not as much as the Gen 5 names.

    Smugleaf > All.

  41. VJoe10[8] on November 24th, 2010 5:53 pm

    COME AT ME BRO

  42. Dr.Panda on November 24th, 2010 5:55 pm

    Im still calling my Snivy, Smugleaf….

  43. Master Eraqus on November 24th, 2010 5:58 pm

    What word?

  44. Frankenstrat247 on November 24th, 2010 6:09 pm

    infernape. and I wouldn't say drugged so much as drunk. Whiskey does burn a bit, after all…

  45. Master Eraqus on November 24th, 2010 6:13 pm

    Honesty, I paid too little attention to Pokemon Black/White to have remembered those names. Odds are I won't even remember their real names ether.

  46. Shatman on November 24th, 2010 6:36 pm

    So, what, Psycho Kricketot, Vulcan Murkrow, Sniper Mightyena, Decoy Octillery?

    Liquid Ekans? Naked Arbok?

  47. Shatman on November 24th, 2010 6:40 pm

    I thought it was Boarbeque.

  48. CNightmare072 on November 24th, 2010 7:01 pm

    Agreed. Although it doesn't matter to me. I'm immediately getting the grass starter & nicknaming him Excalibur

  49. CNightmare072 on November 24th, 2010 7:01 pm

    Pignite

  50. Neentendow on November 24th, 2010 7:24 pm

    Oh yeah, the generation where a pokemon just gets two more attached to them and it counts as evolving.

  51. Alpar on November 24th, 2010 7:35 pm

    THIS POST IS SO SMALL

    IS FUNNY TO ME.

  52. Alpar on November 24th, 2010 7:36 pm

    You got all the dominant EVs! And I got all the lame recessive IVs! And waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

    -1st Gen Pokemon-
    …Wait what?

  53. Neentendow on November 24th, 2010 7:41 pm

    Starring:
    Naked Seviper
    IVA
    Colonel Volttackle
    Major 000
    Para-Nurse
    Siginja
    Sokolovdisc
    Major Raichu
    Oshawatt
    The Rocket Boss
    The Spearow
    The Fearow
    The Pain Split
    The Shadow End
    The Fury Swipes

  54. Neentendow on November 24th, 2010 7:43 pm

    12 PP…this time, I have 12 PP.

  55. Kam_Fakami on November 24th, 2010 7:53 pm

    No, no it doesn't. Being smug doesn't compare to being a snide smartass.

  56. Happy on November 24th, 2010 7:54 pm

    Hehehe yessss, another tcod fan. She summarises it basically perfectly. To think it happened in gen 3 too… but I remember seeing Spoink's name when I was 10 and going "wtf", so who knows.

    I prefer Smugleaf phonetically, but there was absolutely no way it was gonna happen: it's literally "smug" and "leaf" slapped together. Pokemon names almost always have some sort of portmanteau going on. Wotter was a name I used jokingly, but I wouldn't want it to actually be called that, and I think Oshawott sounds fantastic.
    And Tepig… I have yet to see an fan-suggested alternative I actually like. Besides Boarbeque. But again, joke name. Tepig is pretty clever, anyway, so I'm happy enough.

    I'm just waiting for what this thing will be called. My bet is on "babyslut".

  57. Kam_Fakami on November 24th, 2010 7:57 pm

    Get over yourself. Seriously, Wotter sounds exactly like "Water".

  58. Dracojounin7 on November 24th, 2010 8:05 pm

    And so your rival makes you see the name Oshawott, instead of you renaming it.

  59. deleted5340621 on November 24th, 2010 8:14 pm

    And I'm still calling my Oshawott, Wotter…wait, why would I choose him as my starter? Nobody likes Wotter.

  60. Sandbag on November 24th, 2010 8:14 pm

    Don't you know about the word…?

    A B-B-BIRD BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD

  61. smartmonkey on November 24th, 2010 8:25 pm
  62. HallowVortex on November 24th, 2010 8:37 pm

    I believe the exact opposite with your evolution comment. His final evo is bland.

  63. HallowVortex on November 24th, 2010 8:38 pm

    I'm still calling mine Excalibur.

  64. Yoshi_Dino on November 24th, 2010 8:44 pm

    Falcon…..Kick to the nuts!

  65. Darth_Destro on November 24th, 2010 8:49 pm

    The fire-type starters are always the best ones anyway.

  66. Neentendow on November 24th, 2010 8:51 pm

    Old Snivy used Mega Punch!
    A critical hit!
    Liquid Oshawatt fainted!

  67. Red on November 24th, 2010 9:13 pm

    EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD!

  68. werewolfsfury on November 24th, 2010 9:24 pm

    another was baykon

  69. werewolfsfury on November 24th, 2010 9:37 pm

    no but it may have been hiyappu http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/259/c/8/hi

  70. MrNaleIt on November 24th, 2010 9:44 pm

    nope.avi

  71. Dr. Furry on November 24th, 2010 10:05 pm

    i was playing mgs1 today. coincidence much?

  72. Kam_Fakami on November 24th, 2010 10:06 pm

    There are no contests. Only musicals.

  73. Kam_Fakami on November 24th, 2010 10:11 pm

    NOT THIS TIME AROUND!

  74. Kam_Fakami on November 24th, 2010 10:12 pm

    Funny, because Tepid means warm.

  75. Kam_Fakami on November 24th, 2010 10:14 pm

    HYENA AREN'T WOVLES. So it wold be Sniper Arcanine. and Vulcan Honchcrow. And Solidus Steelix.

  76. Jimmy on November 24th, 2010 10:17 pm

    Except Pirate Ninja Zombies. They don't look good with mustaches.

  77. Red on November 24th, 2010 10:21 pm

    mmmm…..baykon!!!

  78. Gilyu on November 24th, 2010 10:25 pm

    Too bad 10 times zero is still zero…

  79. strikelow on November 24th, 2010 11:07 pm

    I should name them Phineas, Ferb and Candace instead…

  80. Kam_Fakami on November 24th, 2010 11:17 pm

    Oldfag. Trollolololololololololololololo!!!!!!

  81. Frankenstrat247 on November 24th, 2010 11:20 pm

    *ahem* You seem to not be paying attention to Weegee. What popularity?

  82. Kam_Fakami on November 24th, 2010 11:20 pm

    Unless it's a Nappa mustache.

  83. Frankenstrat247 on November 24th, 2010 11:21 pm

    ಠ_ಠ

  84. ZatchZombie on November 24th, 2010 11:36 pm

    I do!
    Oh wait your asking name wise…never mind.

  85. ZatchZombie on November 24th, 2010 11:37 pm

    Oshawatt sounds lame like an electric octopus….wait that sounds awesome.
    QUICK SOMEONE CALL NINTENDO!

  86. SS4FireFox on November 25th, 2010 12:03 am

    i thought that they were very punny,
    *Bud-um-shing*

    …… *shot*

  87. Sir_Nox on November 25th, 2010 12:19 am

    Wow, no fooling? Your powers of deductive reasoning are quite impressive, Sherlock. I'm saying even that plane and unimaginative name sounds better than the one they actually ended up giving it. So do Smugleaf and Pignite. I actually liked the names other than Wotter.

  88. Sir_Nox on November 25th, 2010 12:32 am

    Loli and little, Lolittle?

  89. AuraMaster on November 25th, 2010 1:04 am
  90. GuessWho666 on November 25th, 2010 1:04 am

    I hope Snivy's shiny form is white.

  91. AuraMaster on November 25th, 2010 1:16 am

    Ditto.

    (No poke-pun intended)

  92. AuraMaster on November 25th, 2010 1:18 am

    Oh come on, this person didn't deserve to be at zero for observing a pun.

  93. AuraMaster on November 25th, 2010 1:20 am

    NO, YOU FOOL!

    If your Pokemon idea is too awesome, Nintendo will steal it without crediting you.

  94. AuraMaster on November 25th, 2010 1:25 am

    This water gun is the best water gun ever.

  95. AuraMaster on November 25th, 2010 1:25 am

    Don't forget Grey Vulpix and Colonel Campbell's niece, Marill!

    (Didn't actually play the games in the series, just not my cup of tea. Since you named other characters, I figured I'd name characters from the same series, at least.)

  96. dvv402 on November 25th, 2010 1:26 am

    Six Hydro Pumps…more then enough to kill anything that moves.

    (Something I submitted actually made it in, and here I was starting to think Shawn didn't have a sense of humor)

  97. Neentendow on November 25th, 2010 1:38 am

    Thanks, but the characters that I posted are characters from Metal Gear Solid 3, which is a prequel.

  98. Neentendow on November 25th, 2010 1:39 am

    Heh, Marill Soulsilverburgh

  99. ZatchZombie on November 25th, 2010 1:42 am
  100. Iceblade on November 25th, 2010 2:16 am

    …gives new meaning to water gun…

  101. AuraMaster on November 25th, 2010 2:17 am

    Oh well. Thanks for being a good sport, anyway. :)

  102. AuraMaster on November 25th, 2010 2:19 am

    It could help their modeling career, for sure.

  103. AuraMaster on November 25th, 2010 2:37 am

    I can just see it now.

    "Your Babyslut was holding an egg! We don't know how it got there, but your Pokemon had it!"

  104. AuraMaster on November 25th, 2010 2:45 am

    Makin'… BAYKON.

  105. Bobomberman on November 25th, 2010 2:52 am

    What about….metal gear?

  106. Totema on November 25th, 2010 4:11 am

    Oshawott is actually kinda clever in a secret way. Oshawa, Canada is supposedly home to a large sea otter population.

  107. SonicsmyName on November 25th, 2010 5:04 am

    Oh god I didn't manage to NOT think about Snively when I heard Snivy's name… And saw his nose… ._______.

  108. SonicsmyName on November 25th, 2010 5:05 am

    You go… That there number before 2nd?

  109. SonicsmyName on November 25th, 2010 5:14 am

    I just read that as "Lol, little" :I

  110. SonicsmyName on November 25th, 2010 5:18 am

    Hey, don't poké pun at Ditto!

  111. SonicsmyName on November 25th, 2010 5:21 am

    Fffffff! Please forgive me, I accidentaly the minus ;___;

  112. CapnJakeBob on November 25th, 2010 5:25 am

    I swear I saw this start up on GameFAQs. Quite surprised it popped up here.

  113. Dimomarg on November 25th, 2010 6:39 am

    OH MY GOD. TEPIG LOOKS… COOL
    Quick! Someone email these to nintendo!

  114. tstriker1 on November 25th, 2010 6:50 am

    You had to bring this up….didn't you…..

  115. SirCannonFodder on November 25th, 2010 6:57 am

    That's a Bubblebeam.

  116. Leo E. on November 25th, 2010 9:10 am

    Guy sounds like Nick from L4D2.

  117. Luigi676 on November 25th, 2010 9:52 am

    Guys.

    LIQUID OSHAWOTT

  118. SenorTaco77 on November 25th, 2010 1:15 pm

    Who?

  119. KZN02 on November 25th, 2010 1:15 pm

    Snivy is a decent name, I think that was one of the Fan Nicknames anyways. Besides, maybe they'll use the others for the evolutions?

  120. L3re7z on November 25th, 2010 1:36 pm

    Still, I liked Pignite "Pig + Ignite" better

  121. sims796 on November 25th, 2010 1:37 pm

    Sweet Captain Faclon in the sky,I feel stupid. I kept looking at Snivy like "what is this supposed to be?" The pun was lost. Now that I read it, it's like duh!

    Honestly, you are absolutley right. Of course Nintendo isn't gonna name the damn pokes after an internet meme, badass as it may be.

    However, you forgot to point out one detail that would make your point all the more valid. People can easily nickname their pokes whatever they want! Why those naysayers seem to forget that is beyond me. I'm naming mine Smugleaf. Don't care if it ain't original, it sounds cool.

  122. GraveZombie on November 25th, 2010 2:54 pm

    What a thrill
    With Gastlys and Gengars in the night
    What a thrill
    I'm searching and i'll battle with you
    What a fear in my heart
    But I'm still sleeping! ("God damn Snore!")

    I give my life
    Just so I can, capture you (Arbok eater)
    In my 'Dex, there'll be everyone else!
    Fly, it's the way i'll tra-vel to you! (Arbok eater)
    I'm still under Sleep, Arbok eater

    Someday you go through the Four,
    Someday you feed on a Poké Snacks,
    It's ordeal, the trial to survive
    Every day we have a new fight!

    I give my life
    Just so I can, capture you (Arbok eater)
    In my 'Dex there'll be everyone else!
    Fly, it's the way i'll tra-vel to you! (Arbok eater)
    I'm still under Sleep, Arbok eater

  123. TehVortex on November 25th, 2010 3:58 pm

    It's a wonderful thing watching the news break over another pokemon lover's face. Sadistic, almost.

  124. TehVortex on November 25th, 2010 4:02 pm

    It'll be a while before anyone can accept these names, but I put this to you…if we could come to accept a pokemon called 'Grotle', we can accept these.

  125. TehVortex on November 25th, 2010 4:07 pm

    Octillery used Charge Beam?

  126. TehVortex on November 25th, 2010 4:09 pm

    …We'll just forget you said that. …¬_¬

  127. TehVortex on November 25th, 2010 4:14 pm
  128. Hejiru on November 25th, 2010 7:13 pm

    I've heard a lot of people trying to make "Osha-WHAT?!" a new meme. Yay or nay?

  129. Frankenstrat247 on November 25th, 2010 11:11 pm

    precisely, my good man.

  130. Bobomberman on November 26th, 2010 5:56 am

    You mean teh pig

  131. Rayqui on November 26th, 2010 11:15 am

    "This is the greatest attack ever made. The water Gun. 6PP. More than enough to KO anything that moves !"

  132. Zyquux on November 26th, 2010 5:50 pm

    OSHA-WHAT?!

  133. greenxboy on November 26th, 2010 9:43 pm

    omg why everybody dislike the comment that make sense and love the person that trolling

  134. Jimmy on November 29th, 2010 3:11 pm

    U MAD?

  135. ZeikHunter on December 1st, 2010 1:25 am

    Okay. WOULD YOU KINDLY pull the trigger before me?

  136. ZeikHunter on December 1st, 2010 1:41 am

    If I get an Oshawott, now I'm inspired to name him Liquid.

    Oh shit. Liquid Oshawott. Who else saw that?!

  137. ZeikHunter on December 1st, 2010 1:42 am

    Nobody understand sarcasm/the obvious on the internet. I think it's because there isn't a font that will allow the SarcMark to be seen.

  138. dragoryu3000 on December 1st, 2010 9:57 pm

    So, I'm guessing the version mascots are going to be Metal Gear ROM and Metal Gear RAM?

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