Oh good, I was worried… a nine year old couldn’t possibly handle this deadly pet! Unlike ten year olds who have tons of self-discipline and experience!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 25, 2011 · 4:39 AM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
Negima Sensei is 10!*
* = But the way of age counting he uses starts him at 1 when at birth.
Is he allowed? :D
Can't trust those 10-year-olds with anything now-a-days…
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perfectly fine with me, because we're already giving pre teens their very own autonomous robots, armed with full functioning missles and machine guns.
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Damn beat me to it and this was posted only a couple minutes ago.T.T
Well, 10 is the minimum age for those who aren't enrolled in the education system.
Kids who are enrolled can get their starter pokemon as early as preschool!
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BEST. BIRTHDAY. EVER!
In B4 VG Cats- OH DAMMIT.
I mean hey what's the WORST that could happen?… rel="nofollow">oh dear…
WAIT WAIT WAIT! No, stop shawn, I'm not done looking at Meet the Medic, post stuff later.
A ten foot Fire breathing Dragon that accidentally burns everything around it and has the power to alter the weather? It's okay, you're 15!
Ya' know. He's so powerful in the manga right now, he could probably be his own pokemon.
Thankfully, they're don't even pass a meter in length. Imagine 10 year old with Gundams. That would be very irresponsible!
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Oh crap.
Pah. Fire-breathing lizards? We're giving kids humongous mecha that have the potential to level cities with the press of a single button.
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Your mother is single right?
God I miss Medabots…Still have the GBA game. Bugged to all hell n half broken though :( ….Been thinkin of emulatin it on PC…
A wild Eldritch Abomination appeared!
HughbertEsq used Land Mattress!
Its horribly inaccurate!
Eldritch Abomination fainted
HugbertEsq fainted
By the dragons, what "series" of gundam is this?
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Now, who wants to join a Wyld Hunt?
*Goes to Cinnabar Laboratory
"Here, kid, have this prehistoric death machine I resurrected from a fossil. I have no reason to keep it for scientific study and fully trust that you'll not let it go on a murderous rampage."
Who said the world of Pokemon was a responsible one?
Halo? On my Halolz?
It's more likeley than you think!
We all know why he really made you fill out that pokédex.
(To give him more time to fuck your mother)
To be fair, it can't use any fire for another 4 levels.
Off to go stop a criminal organization!
Well, 10 year old kids with Pokemon are responsible for stopping every criminal organization in history, so clearly giving pokemon to 10 year olds is working.
Hear about creatures that formed the very mythos of the land, and have remained mysterious for centuries.
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Capture and enslave them all in a few hours.
Do you know WHY it was so hard to get Mewtwo?
Because Professor Oak dragged him into a cave filled with hired trainers and planted Pokemon.
Do you know WHY he did that?
See Vabolo's answer.
Now if these adolescents had AMAZINGLY REALISTIC HOLOGRAPHIC CARD GAMES that summoned MONSTERS OF MASS DESTRUCTION THAT WERE SEALED IN ANOTHER DIMENSION BY ANCIENT EGYPTIANS DUE TO FEAR OF THEIR POWER, wouldn't that make no sense?
I mean, seriously, who would give a SHORT KID WITH SEVERELY MESSED UP HAIR PERMANENTLY DRESSED IN A SCHOOL UNIFORM WHO FIGURED OUT AN ANCIENT EGYPTIAN UNSOLVED PROFESSOR LAYTON PUZZLE AND HAS THE ABILITY TO TRANSFORM INTO AN EGYPTIAN PHAROAH so much power?
Nah, I like the one in Infinity Blade.
REACH AROUND 20 YEARS OLD, GO TO CASTLE
GET KILLED INSTANTLY BY GOD KING, SON DOES SAME THING
WE'RE giving kids the ability to summon monsters that were SEALED AWAY for FEAR THEIR POWER WAS TOO GREAT BY ANCIENT EGYPTIAN GODS.
Man, you would not BELIEVE! How awesome Halolz is.
*muffled blog posting sounds*
Shawn?
If you order now, I'll throw in a second beating, absolutely free.
I've always wondered how on Earth is the Police in Pokemon so incompetent! Looker fails at being a detective, Officer Jenny can't stop a massive Meowth balloon, and the city of Lilycove can't stop 6 thugs from blocking their source of revenue despite they have like 50 people on their side.
Seriously, it's like an entire world of Dick Gumshoes!
I've seen Preschoolers in Pokemon Black and White. Sending out level 52 Stoutlands and Gurrdurrs. Preschoolers holding 5000Poke. Preschoolers able to KO half of my team
PROFESSOR OAK, I WANT POKEMON WHEN I'M FOUR TOO
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Halo in my Halolz in my Halolz, to be precise.
Yes Oak, I am ten, you sick fuck.
…That IS what he's implying, right?
…
Okay, now I see why /m/ was flipping out about it earlier. What are they thinking?
What are you talking about? That makes perfect sense, because you see, a wizard did it. Gundam has no such excuse, as they generally went for a more realistic atmosphere (about as realistic as you can get with giant mechs in space, anyway, AND excluding Mobile Fighter G Gundam).
And anyway, Yugi's 14, not 10. 14 year olds are much more reliable to give world-changing powers to.
Mom: Happy 10th Birthday son, so there's a lot of stuff I want to do toda-…oh what? You're leaving home to go live on several streets, talk to random strangers, potentially try and thwart terrorist organisations, maybe even tamper with powers you or I couldn't possibly understand?
I AM COMPLETELY FINE WITH THAT.
Red: I…I need an adult?
Extreme Advertising has ruined my ability to see a string of CAPS LOCK and not expect use of the word 'motherfucker'.
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His grandfather who looks just like him, owns a trinket/ card games shop, and likes pre/early teen girls.
Hey, kids are given guns and explosives at the age of 8 today!
What was that? You are 10 AND a girl? Oh alright here's a pokemon that can make tentacles.
Oh I can go one worse.
*Brings out copies of Neon Genesis Evangelion*
Stop running away! It's not going to hurt you, only provoke thoughts of "AAAAAAARG" unless you follow it into super-depth. Like a bouncy ball enscribed with a Symbol of Insanity.
Grrrr need an Inception joke
Well at least we aren't giving them drills that can pierce the heavens. That would be horrible.
So instead you read,
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"Now if these adolescents had AMAZINGLY REALISTIC MOTHERFUCK'N GAMES that summoned MOTHERFUCKERS OF MASS DESTRUCTION THAT WERE SEALED IN ANOTHER DIMENSION BY ANCIENT MOTHERFUCKERS DUE TO FEAR OF THEIR POWER, wouldn't that make no sense?
I mean, seriously, who would give a SHORT MOTHERFUCKER WITH SEVERELY MESSED UP HAIR PERMANENTLY DRESSED IN A SCHOOL UNIFORM WHO FIGURED OUT AN ANCIENT EGYPTIAN UNSOLVED PROFESSOR MOTHERFUCKER PUZZLE AND HAS THE ABILITY TO TRANSFORM INTO AN EGYPTIAN MOTHERFUCKER so much power?"
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One of them is hiding a boner…..
Oak: I'm an adult >:-)
POOT INCEPTION JOKE HERE
WE NEED TO GO DEEPER, DOKTOR!
ohmygodsomeoneelseonhalolzknowsaboutMedabots.
I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW!
Buy 50 Pokèballs
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CATCH GOD
Bow chicka bow wow.
What happens when Team Rocket changes their recruitment policy to target fourth graders?
FACT: Until Pokemon training became popular in the Unova region,
most trainers began their journeys at 11 years of age.
That's why Red & Green waited 3 years before venturing to Johto in search of Blue,
who climbed to the top of Mt. Silver and was warped into Red's image by the True Alpha Pokemon, an eldritch being named Missingno.
Why did you just copy the exact same thing as above?
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SENSE
Wait, wrong post…
Why not? I'd give a 14 year old kid a heaven-piercing drill and a mini-mecha that takes control of other mecha's via a gigantic drill… It would only be irresponsible to let him travel around with an 18 year old dude with a long sword and no shirt on and a girl with very little clothing and electric sniper rifle.
Someone quick show that 10 year old how to catch even more powerful creatures that can bring the end of all mankind!
If ya order now, I'll throw in a second reference!
Absolutely free!
So you're telling me he also made four other regions filling up the Pokemon species type number to 649 for what Vabolo's answer said?
Or did the fat kid outside Oak's lab do that?
And a camp gay.
*glares at Leeron*
Not to mention this one is an old post.
Or was it 646 Pokemon.. I need to catch up on my Gen 5 knowledge…
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The Quad-Island Area and Unova's school system is so advanced.
….but they don't give a care about a preschooler's Scrafty punching the fuck out of another preschooler for their lunch money. They say that "it's an integral part in learning how to battle with Pokémon". I think it's bullcrap.
This has been Bill for "The Sonezaki Factor". Join us tomorrow night, only on Vulpix News.
And every time someone shouts "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!?", you pull out your mon and reply with "RIGHT HERE, MOTHERFUCKER!"
Hey, why not? Those 10 year olds are more responsible than the entire police department. It's about on par with the police department of The Simpsons, only in this case it's more sad than funny.
Okay, it's kinda funny.
sheesh it seems with each passing pokemon generation, 10 year olds get less and less trustable with God, that's why now you have to be 13 (kids just starting to enter puberty are MUCH more trust-worthy, right?)
Well, the man sent him on a research journey where he will be prey of hunger, imsomnia and wild pokemon, so i think it's fair
Relevant: http://www.halolz.com/2010/11/25/advice-oak-empty…
When I first started out, this was my first pokemon:
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VGCats is always relevant, but I got beaten to the Arceus one…
I AM REFERENCE-PROOF!
Well we are also trusting 10 year olds with fish that can turn into giant sea monsters.
Pretty good value for $100.
Immunity to references? Does that include making them? Because if so, it would invalidate your statement, thus creating a paradox.
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Well played.
Aww, that was a pretty sweet cat-
"Charizard caught a Mortally wounded 11 year-old"
I call hax.
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All the good comments are already taken ;__;
I mean, seriously, I've got nothing…
On an unrelated note, may I ask how to get into the Halolz TF2 server?
EDIT: Holy poop, same question as TheRustyBucket. It obviously goes to show the awesomeness the precedes the Halolz server.
I C WAT U DID THAR.
red's mom: YEAH HE IS (nudge nudge wink wink)
It's dangerous to go only take this— wait your 10!!! Then take this a rat that shots out electricity.
Well played, C__F. But I am also Paradox-proof.
How will you explain that, limey?
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That can be arranged.
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Any way he wants to.
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I don't have a witty pun with me right now but I have a question.
How do you get in the TF2 Halolz server?
Sound familiar?
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Hey, he's had plenty of time. Red spent years on top of that mountain.
You may have to explain that one….which would lead to witticisms about Don't Explain the Joke and links to TV Tropes.
On second thought, don't bother explaining. I think we can let this one off as one of those great mysteries of life.
Now that I've posted this, I realize that the grammar hammer must be dropped on the image's original uploader.
Giggity*
giggity*
What's wrong with that? Mr. Fish is all cuddly!
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Don't worry, she's not a teenager. Yet!
Holy crap. Limey has a sexy companion to watch his back! Run, Bender!
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There has been a mistake! I'll get the camera!
You know technically Leeron isn't given an official gender or sexual orientation…. In either direction. (I've seen the series about 7 times over now)
I AM MEMEPROOF!!!!!!!!
A sniper? In my Heavy reference?
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For added fun, sharpen some things and cut him up!
"Charizard lit your voice box on fire. It's super effective"
It's more likely than you think, mate!
Oh my god… I have no idea… I use the beta though because of lag.
At least they have seen enough hentai to know not to pick Bulbasaur
well that charmander HAD to grow up SOMEHOW…
Too late.
That's udderly preposterous. He did it to…um…damn
It's not even a rat. Pikachu is a MOUSE. There's a slight difference. It's not like a Raticate or Rattata.
I'm downloading TF2 for FREE now from STEAM. WHOOT!!!
CAMP gay.
I am filled with rage!
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I should have known, ever since that conflict between the Sniper and the Spy.
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You have no hats to speak of, nor will you ever until you buy something!
*wiggle wiggle*
Don't worry, I'm a professional!
You can't know about what you can't see!
Damn spell check on my computer…sorry Halolz for failing
I'll be. I thought he was a Rat Pokemon, but a quick trip to Bulbapedia has re-educated me. The more you know!
I have eyes in the back of my head.
Also, on the news, the Tenticruel/Gyrados debate rages on, and is catching a Magikarp really worth your time? And, what really happened to the Dratini at the Casino Corner. Tonight on the Slowpoke report.
I thought Pikachu was based on the pika.
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It's a loop.
Just watch it from now on. We're watching you.
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Always watching you.
*stab*
"Not anymore."
Speaking of which, where is our humble mountain lord? Did he depart while I was away? Has he been caught in an avalanche? I'm worried now.
Holy cow, that was a good pun. Lets wrap things up quick, before someone starts milking this for all it's worth.
What the HELL have you been smoking, and how much does it cost?
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Why don't you take a seat right over there?
Yeah sure,a Gyarados eating a LOT of cuddly pokemon makes Mr. Fish cuddly.
Well at least it can think with portals….
http://eyebleach.com/
anyone got Mind-bleach?
Asking… a sign that you did not buy tf2 and are not worthy
Gyarados used Portal…
………………
Quick! Someone make this!
I was seven when I got my starter
I guess Prof. Elm didn't notice