I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE RESEARCHING POKEMON, TAKE MY POKEDEX WITH YOU. IT'S EMPTY

I mean, you could have AT LEAST put Bulbasaur, Squirtle and Charmander in there… they’re sitting RIGHT THERE on the table!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 25, 2010 · 12:09 AM 
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82 Responses to “I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE RESEARCHING POKEMON”

  1. Fission on November 25th, 2010 12:12 am

    And you just KNOW his grandson has like 2500 entries in his.

  2. Trogador on November 25th, 2010 12:15 am

    Well of course it's empty; Oak hardly ever goes outside!

  3. BasketGT on November 25th, 2010 12:22 am

    Well, he never said what he was researching about Pokemon.
    *Waggles eyebrows*

  4. Deep Thought on November 25th, 2010 12:37 am

    Red: Prof. Oak, what exactly are you a professor of?
    Oak: Political Science.

    ^
    This would explain everything

  5. Sir_Nox on November 25th, 2010 12:42 am

    And why the hell not? He's getting his job done for him for free using child labor and calling it a "pokemon journey", and all it costs him are a pokemon and a pokedex. What's in it for you, you ask? Well besides those things you do essentially turn into the most devestatingly unstoppable force in the world by the end of your journey, hell, the universe depending on whether or not you caught Dialga or Palkia.

  6. Twilizer on November 25th, 2010 12:49 am

    Looks like Alzheimer's has finally caught up to Prof. Oak.

  7. Pringer X on November 25th, 2010 12:56 am

    Honestly, I think the whole fill the pokedex quest is actually a trick on the researcher's part to get the young trainers to form a strong and diverse team of pokemon. Some of the tidbits of information you get when you catch a pokemon sound like something a researcher would spend a long time observing.

  8. ZatchZombie on November 25th, 2010 1:01 am

    Oh no the pokedex is empty?!
    *Gameshark*
    *R+L+Start*
    *Full pokedex* http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/13/75378-
    Problem Oak?

  9. CakeBard on November 25th, 2010 1:13 am

    it's empty… yet it knows EVERYTHING about a pokemon once it is caught… FUCKING POKEDEXES, HOW DO THEY WORK?

  10. DrRickRollins on November 25th, 2010 1:25 am

    It's a pretty clever plan to have some alone time with your single mother.

    I mean, mothers must be worried sick about their child who hasn't come home for umteen days

  11. BlurrySandwich on November 25th, 2010 2:00 am

    and the 3 pokemon on his desk that he's raised for so many years? yeah they're still on level 1

  12. primedawg9170 on November 25th, 2010 2:14 am

    Is it wrong to picture Professor Oak as Quagmire from Family Guy now?

  13. Taiho on November 25th, 2010 3:44 am

    His Pornodex, on the other hand, is completely full.

  14. Ryu_Bonkosi on November 25th, 2010 3:54 am

    You want to know why it is empty? Because you aren't Gary Motherfucking Oak!

  15. MoG on November 25th, 2010 4:56 am

    Oak: Now if you hit that button, all of your personal data shows up along with private facts.
    Ash: Ooo awesome! so it did that automatically when i touched it??
    Oak: What kind of estrange world do you think we.. i mean yes. that technology totally exists.

  16. Alpar on November 25th, 2010 9:13 am

    umad?

  17. Alpar on November 25th, 2010 9:48 am

    What's that? You filled up the entire Pokedex? Good job! Now do it again three times!

    Wait what? Fifth generation! Make that once more!

    What? You finished the Pokedex of all five generations? Hooray! Now take this certificate! I'll just nab all the credit for it.

  18. RickO_ on November 25th, 2010 11:20 am

    Hmm I wonder who took the other pokedex with all the entries in….oh wait, could it be…….?

    GODDAMN GARY MOTHERF***ING OAK!!!!!1!!!111111one!

  19. deleted5340621 on November 25th, 2010 12:01 pm

    Oak: Oh, and is your mom still single?

  20. BoxeyBrown on November 25th, 2010 2:38 pm

    The pokedex knows about every pokemon though, maybe it's just more of a challenge…

  21. TehVortex on November 25th, 2010 3:36 pm

    3.5- Ask them what the name of his own grandson is.

  22. TehVortex on November 25th, 2010 3:52 pm

    CORRECTION.

    It's not Oak's own personal pokedex he hands out to young trainers starting their journey, he gives out brand new pokedexes. Oak may very well (though probably doesn't) have a pokedex stuffed full of lovely pokemon info…but there's no fun in handing a systematic analysis of every pokemon discovered, including different forms and location, to young, upcoming, nubile trainer now is there?

  23. Red on November 25th, 2010 4:18 pm

    in this sense, Professor Oak is more villainous than Dou- I mean Gary (Motherfucking) Oak is. It was a terrific cover up; but the secret has been revealed

  24. Vosur on November 25th, 2010 6:19 pm

    Hrm… the Troll/Fonz look does seem right, but the expression does make me think of "I like where this is going." in Quagmire's voice.

  25. Darth_Destro on November 25th, 2010 10:09 pm

    Agreed.

  26. AgileZero on November 25th, 2010 10:55 pm

    Someone should try to imprison this guy because of that face….where's the interpol when you need them.

  27. BackwardsSneeky on November 25th, 2010 11:29 pm

    SOMETHING OAK SAID/DID

    SOMETHING ELSE OAK SAID/DID THAT CONTRADICTS PREVIOUS STATEMENT/ACTION

    Am I hilarious yet?

  28. Jimmy on November 26th, 2010 10:39 pm

    Get Pokédex: Realize it runs on AA batteries.

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

  29. Jimmy on November 26th, 2010 10:45 pm

    PESTER BALL!!!

    *Professor
    There's only one Samuel Oak.

  30. 3K9 on November 26th, 2010 10:53 pm

    Where have I heard this description before oh right, EVERY POKEMON GAME! Good job professor its classic!

  31. Nuckel on November 27th, 2010 3:18 pm

    People really think it's empty rather than just unlocking available infos on new ecounters for added motivation?
    Then again as a not-fan I can't recall what it says when a new species shows up… This way or the other we can surely agree that Integrity has no meaning to the developers of this franchise…

  32. 3K9 on November 28th, 2010 1:49 am

    AKA Im an asshole. Deal with it

  33. zeldafan8 on December 3rd, 2010 7:37 pm

    Pokemon: A summary

    Turn on game and begin for the first time.
    Get stupid speech from the professor that never tells you anything diffrent.
    Insert wrong time and find out you cant change it later.
    Meet your own mother.
    Try to leave town but get stopped because there are dangerous birds and rats out there and it's dangerous to go alone.
    Get starter from professor.
    Rival gets better one.
    Spend rest of game gathering information about pokemon everyone already knows about even though the information should already be in your pokedex. It is the latest technology pokemon encyclopedia after all.
    Defeat the Elite four and the champion and become a pokemon master. Wow, that wasnt hard. What the hell has Ash been doign all this time?
    Three years later, repeat the process as someone else in a diffrent country that you didnt know existed, even though they are perfectly aware of your old region and it's pokemon.

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