I mean, you could have AT LEAST put Bulbasaur, Squirtle and Charmander in there… they’re sitting RIGHT THERE on the table!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 25, 2010 · 12:09 AM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
And you just KNOW his grandson has like 2500 entries in his.
to be fair, it is a new piece of technology, but also to be fair, YOU'RE TEN! the hell is he giving you a world-exploring quest for?
Well of course it's empty; Oak hardly ever goes outside!
And he wonders why no one ever visits him anymore. Jeesh.
Well, it is very dangerous to go more than ten feet away from your home…
Well, he never said what he was researching about Pokemon.
*Waggles eyebrows*
Maybe Prof. Oak is too old for making such a quest…
On the other hand, he may just want you to leave so he can use his reproductive organ to a certain mom….
Sheesh..
Red: Prof. Oak, what exactly are you a professor of?
Oak: Political Science.
^
This would explain everything
Someone is bound to change his name into Hermit Oak …
or will be known as the lonely, creepy professor who shouts provocatively when someone beats the Elite 4…
And why the hell not? He's getting his job done for him for free using child labor and calling it a "pokemon journey", and all it costs him are a pokemon and a pokedex. What's in it for you, you ask? Well besides those things you do essentially turn into the most devestatingly unstoppable force in the world by the end of your journey, hell, the universe depending on whether or not you caught Dialga or Palkia.
Looks like Alzheimer's has finally caught up to Prof. Oak.
And now he's here to f**k us!
…By making sure we spend the rest of our lives trying to spot every Pokemon ever.
Honestly, I think the whole fill the pokedex quest is actually a trick on the researcher's part to get the young trainers to form a strong and diverse team of pokemon. Some of the tidbits of information you get when you catch a pokemon sound like something a researcher would spend a long time observing.
You mean even the legendary Missingno. ?
That's conspiracy, I tell you!!!! CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh no the pokedex is empty?!
*Gameshark*
*R+L+Start*
*Full pokedex* http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/13/75378-…
Problem Oak?
He only came when you beat the elite four!
it's empty… yet it knows EVERYTHING about a pokemon once it is caught… FUCKING POKEDEXES, HOW DO THEY WORK?
It's a pretty clever plan to have some alone time with your single mother.
I mean, mothers must be worried sick about their child who hasn't come home for umteen days
Finally? He couldn't remember his own grandson's name!
Next thing you know he would be training Gary Oak to be the next president…wait would that be a good thing or a bad thing?
and the 3 pokemon on his desk that he's raised for so many years? yeah they're still on level 1
Is it wrong to picture Professor Oak as Quagmire from Family Guy now?
I don't know, it's a bigger mystery than how magnets work. We must look into this puzzling matter.
lvl 5 actually… =w=
I say it's a good thing because we can't really ignore his girth so we might as well vote for him ASAP. Plus, he might tell us the secret to how he's always there when we least suspect it.
He does have TEN badges.
o right haha…*facepalms*
Its not a conspiracy. Its Purgatory, and the only way out is to find all the Pokemon. See, Prof. Oak is the Devil, and Gary is the Anti-Christ, and their both always trying to undermine you so you give up and they can claim your soul. The eight badges? Circles of hell, and the last one is the Elite Four. That foils his plans! Of course, the only REAL way to win is to kill professor Oak in battle, like so:
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Once you do that, your free!
… Giggity?
Eh… he did come quickly when that happened. So something horribly wrong is going on there.
His Pornodex, on the other hand, is completely full.
You want to know why it is empty? Because you aren't Gary Motherfucking Oak!
SOLUTION:
Open up a Pokédex and drag a magnet across its circuit board.
But can a Pokedex catalogue… itself?
Oak: Now if you hit that button, all of your personal data shows up along with private facts.
Ash: Ooo awesome! so it did that automatically when i touched it??
Oak: What kind of estrange world do you think we.. i mean yes. that technology totally exists.
But… But..! He came when you beat the champion! Is he some kind of masochist? .___.
EVEN BETTER:
Open up a Pokédex and drag a Magneton across it!
EVEN A LOT BETTER:
Call Professor Layton.
Apparently he does not also remember how to identify a person if it's a boy or a girl…
that or he is just that ignorant….
You DO know he is the grandfather of Gary "Motherf*cking" Oak. Runs in the Oak Family, I guess. Truegentleman is right though. They're the family from hell.
He is quite accurate on the 8 badges. Circles of hell indeed.
If that would happen, it wouldn't make sense. Do you even know what is that like? It would be like playing Call Of Duty using a blade of grass as your knife and Alucard's spear as your gun.
Yeah, THAT didn't make sense.
And maybe ask why can't we always ignore his girth. That bothered me…..A LOT.
I wonder how that thing would work?
DAMN STRAIGHT!!!
umad?
What's that? You filled up the entire Pokedex? Good job! Now do it again three times!
Wait what? Fifth generation! Make that once more!
What? You finished the Pokedex of all five generations? Hooray! Now take this certificate! I'll just nab all the credit for it.
Hmm I wonder who took the other pokedex with all the entries in….oh wait, could it be…….?
GODDAMN GARY MOTHERF***ING OAK!!!!!1!!!111111one!
professor Layton is out right now kicking ass and saving defendants with Phoenix wright
True, true.
The pokedex is for porn! The pokedex is for porn!
Grab Torchick and double-click for porn, porn, Ryhorn!…Wait, wha-*HORN DRILLED*
And how he knows instantly the moment you've beaten the league champion.
Oak: Oh, and is your mom still single?
So…do we have to leave a puzzle after the beep or do we leave a message after the complex puzzle??
The pokedex knows about every pokemon though, maybe it's just more of a challenge…
HOLD ON A SECOND!
Now I know for a fact that you check your pokemon stats and what you've captured with your pokedex!
And you also buy things off amazon.com!
And you keep selling your possessions on Ebay to sustain your life ontop the mountain.
And you also sent Misty a sweet birthday card with it.
3.5- Ask them what the name of his own grandson is.
So we need Professor Layton to solve a puzzle but he is currently unavailable…hmm…sounds like quite the puzzle…but who should we get to solve it…?
CORRECTION.
It's not Oak's own personal pokedex he hands out to young trainers starting their journey, he gives out brand new pokedexes. Oak may very well (though probably doesn't) have a pokedex stuffed full of lovely pokemon info…but there's no fun in handing a systematic analysis of every pokemon discovered, including different forms and location, to young, upcoming, nubile trainer now is there?
in this sense, Professor Oak is more villainous than Dou- I mean Gary (Motherfucking) Oak is. It was a terrific cover up; but the secret has been revealed
Hrm… the Troll/Fonz look does seem right, but the expression does make me think of "I like where this is going." in Quagmire's voice.
To be fair, in-game he actually says he gave all his other Pokemon away, and those were the only three he had left, he wasn't training them for years.
Agreed.
Hold on a sec, lemme roll a perception check…now where'd I put that D20?
Without question….that would be Professor Layton!!!
Oh wait…..
It just proves that he is a lazy bastard and he has other things to think about… like getting into your mother.
Pedophiles everywhere where alerted and (should I dare even say it) aroused when you said nubile. Good job….
As we speak, they're applying for a pokemon professor position.
I can just imagine what Pedobear is doing….
Someone should try to imprison this guy because of that face….where's the interpol when you need them.
SOMETHING OAK SAID/DID
SOMETHING ELSE OAK SAID/DID THAT CONTRADICTS PREVIOUS STATEMENT/ACTION
Am I hilarious yet?
uuummmmmmm………maybe some of the guys from peggle?
y'know to give us an edge
I'm not going to pretend that I didn't know what I was doing when I added the word 'nubile' for a shameless e-peen…that would just be un-gentleman of me.
I'm judging by the -1 that that's a no.
But, DM1293, What you think I do…AFTER?
Get Pokédex: Realize it runs on AA batteries.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--
Psh, that's what happens when your doing everyone's single mom. You tend to forget your illegitimate children's children.
See?!? THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!!
PESTER BALL!!!
*Professor
There's only one Samuel Oak.
Where have I heard this description before oh right, EVERY POKEMON GAME! Good job professor its classic!
People really think it's empty rather than just unlocking available infos on new ecounters for added motivation?
Then again as a not-fan I can't recall what it says when a new species shows up… This way or the other we can surely agree that Integrity has no meaning to the developers of this franchise…
AKA Im an asshole. Deal with it
Me up all night using Megahorn to porn, porn, POOOOOOORN
Pokemon: A summary
Turn on game and begin for the first time.
Get stupid speech from the professor that never tells you anything diffrent.
Insert wrong time and find out you cant change it later.
Meet your own mother.
Try to leave town but get stopped because there are dangerous birds and rats out there and it's dangerous to go alone.
Get starter from professor.
Rival gets better one.
Spend rest of game gathering information about pokemon everyone already knows about even though the information should already be in your pokedex. It is the latest technology pokemon encyclopedia after all.
Defeat the Elite four and the champion and become a pokemon master. Wow, that wasnt hard. What the hell has Ash been doign all this time?
Three years later, repeat the process as someone else in a diffrent country that you didnt know existed, even though they are perfectly aware of your old region and it's pokemon.
Really? My Pokedex is solar powe—
*Sun sets*
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU…