And here I thought a foam finger was the ultimate in killing technology! Oh what a fool I’ve been! An official Red Faction: Armageddon trailer, submitted by Paulrus

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 8, 2011 · 7:08 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (123 votes, average: 4.02 out of 5)
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59 Responses to “[VIDEO] Red Faction: Armageddon – Mr. Toots UNLEASHED!”

  1. RespectfulGlove on June 8th, 2011 7:18 pm

    I knew it! I knew from day one of all the ponies that someday we'd fart rainbows into victory!

  2. Not_anon on June 8th, 2011 7:19 pm

    Thank you Paulrus for giving us something to defeat your Les-kips

  3. Uzumakiclan43 on June 8th, 2011 7:20 pm

    My Little Pony, My Little Pony, liberating Mars with neurotoxic gas!

  4. Redzeroine on June 8th, 2011 7:40 pm

    Hey guys, notice how Mr.Toots orgasms with every butt-rainbow fired? I think I found out what the trigger was *shudder*

  5. Wetmang on June 8th, 2011 7:42 pm

    I'm Farting/Pestilence Pony!

  6. spplmj on June 8th, 2011 7:43 pm
  7. MorningMoon on June 8th, 2011 7:45 pm

    Yup, that's what friendship looks like.

  8. invadingduck on June 8th, 2011 7:45 pm

    Issac: Oh yeah? Pull my foam finger. I dare you.

  9. AuraMaster on June 8th, 2011 8:09 pm

    If there's a sound pack DLC that makes Mr. Toots farts play Erasure's "Always", I'll gladly hand over my credit card.

  10. ZeikHunter on June 8th, 2011 8:11 pm

    inb4 Sonic Raintoot.

  11. WeegeeDoll on June 8th, 2011 8:11 pm

    dammit, I was about to say inb4 FreddieW

    YOU RUINED IT FOR ME

  12. nemb94 on June 8th, 2011 8:13 pm
  13. invadingduck on June 8th, 2011 8:59 pm

    FLATULENCE IS MAGIC.

  14. 1avidgamer on June 8th, 2011 9:05 pm

    Oh god, the face.

    <img src="http://imageshack.us/f/807/facej.png/"&gt;

  15. 1avidgamer on June 8th, 2011 9:06 pm

    PEW PEW PEW

  16. razorman715 on June 8th, 2011 9:11 pm

    No ponies where harmed in the making of this video.

    (Except Mr toots, and his family, and his friends, and the failed test subjects.)

  17. MasterLuigi452 on June 8th, 2011 9:14 pm

    How the hell did this come to an existance?

  18. imnutty on June 8th, 2011 9:19 pm
  19. GameboyPATH on June 8th, 2011 9:42 pm

    That just made me watch the Nostalgia Critic review of the Care Bears movie. Thanks for that.

  20. brent917 on June 8th, 2011 9:43 pm

    Show me your TOOTS!!!

  21. Nyoron on June 8th, 2011 9:53 pm

    Rainbow Dash's retarded son.

  22. Ataeru on June 8th, 2011 9:57 pm

    I go to halolz and what is the first thing I see? Pony arse. Do you know what my reaction is to it?
    "another day at halolz…"

  23. Alpar on June 8th, 2011 9:58 pm

    Gnrk… no offense to anyone, I know you're probably not a native English speaker but…

    *existence

    Please… someone.. anyone… get it right D:
    That's the biggest irk to me as a grammar nazi.

  24. shadow649 on June 8th, 2011 10:36 pm

    Expect only the best right?

  25. Paulrus-Keaton? on June 8th, 2011 10:55 pm

    Actually, I think it's a hideously little MF.
    Kill it with fire.

  26. Paulrus-Keaton? on June 8th, 2011 10:57 pm

    Shawn listens to me on Facebook! Jubilation!

  27. Not_anon on June 8th, 2011 11:03 pm

    Then I'll get the fire to kill it when Meet the Pyro comes out.

  28. Kristoph Gavin on June 8th, 2011 11:09 pm

    WHY IS THERE NOT A PONY CATEGORY

  29. Leo E. on June 9th, 2011 12:00 am

    True Grammar Nazis know that irk is a verb, not a noun.

  30. MasterLuigi452 on June 9th, 2011 12:03 am

    Gah…
    I feel like a second MrRaccoon now….
    Maybe this is the reason why I failed Eng 12 before…

  31. Shatman on June 9th, 2011 12:06 am

    So, I recently took Mr. Toots for a spin on my XBOX. Quite an impressive damage output, if a low ammo count. Given automatically on a New Game +. Also I'm angry that they got rid of Red Faction Geurilla's open world gameplay for Gears of War corridor shooting.

  32. Vabolo on June 9th, 2011 12:23 am

    Where the lemonade is made?

  33. Vabolo on June 9th, 2011 12:26 am

    GRAMMAR WARHAMMER OF ZILLYHOO!

    <img src="http://filesmelt.com/dl/ps000025_2.gif&quot; /IMG>

  34. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on June 9th, 2011 12:40 am

    Freddie has hit the big time, boys.

    I think we should try to get him to work on a Michael Bay film.

  35. Nick Soapdish on June 9th, 2011 1:45 am

    Actually Freddie borrowed the model from THQ and Volition, not the other way around.

  36. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on June 9th, 2011 2:08 am

    Freddie, I am disappoint…

    Still, my idea stands

  37. CakeBard on June 9th, 2011 2:12 am

    Boy, it sure STINKS to be a martian bug or building right now…

  38. oddball250 on June 9th, 2011 3:28 am

    from my ass

  39. imnutty on June 9th, 2011 3:41 am

    now your thinking with rectal rainbows

  40. Kristoph Gavin on June 9th, 2011 4:12 am

    In fact, there's ANOTHER grammar error.

    You don't say AN existence, you just say existence!

    "How the hell did this come to an existance?" -> "How the hell did this come to existence?"

  41. Dimomarg on June 9th, 2011 4:25 am

    …Cave Johnson. We're done here.

  42. Shady Kitsune on June 9th, 2011 4:28 am

    Ew, pony goatse… DO NOT FUCKING WANT!

  43. Alpar on June 9th, 2011 6:56 am

    …FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

  44. A Wild Gamer Appeared on June 9th, 2011 9:16 am

    I don’t know if anyone else did, but I laughed so hard I cried. I think it was that face… and the fart sparkle noises.

  45. Trollcats on June 9th, 2011 10:42 am

    Combustible lemons are still more effective.

  46. Vabolo on June 9th, 2011 10:58 am

    Do I smell a Robot Chicken reference?

  47. Vabolo on June 9th, 2011 11:01 am

    I don't think they like the stench of defeat. They're probably in a funk right now.

  48. Vabolo on June 9th, 2011 11:03 am

    Because we don't want to encourage the bronies.

  49. Vabolo on June 9th, 2011 11:04 am

    Go home and be a fart pony man?

  50. Vabolo on June 9th, 2011 11:07 am

    For those to lazy to get a youtube search going:
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  51. Vabolo on June 9th, 2011 11:08 am

    I don't think he'd accept. There's at least two times more plot in that gif than in all the Bayformers movies combined.

  52. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on June 9th, 2011 11:14 am

    Alert! A -1 Troll is in the base!

  53. HughbertEsq on June 9th, 2011 11:56 am

    So what's this I hear about FiM not being weaponized?
    THE ORBITAL FRIENDSHIP BEAM, NOW IN SMALL-ARMS FORM!

  54. Mentlegen on June 9th, 2011 11:56 am
  55. Gamerofloz on June 9th, 2011 5:28 pm

    Someone watched a little too much My Little Pony while developing ultimate weapons….

  56. PortalMan118 on June 10th, 2011 10:39 pm

    Now if only they made a weapon for Nyan cat….

  57. TomQuoVadis on June 11th, 2011 10:38 am

    Bandwidth Exceeded.

    Upgrade to Pro today!

  58. tmotom on June 11th, 2011 12:37 pm

    >.>

  59. sleepingdragon8 on June 17th, 2011 5:14 pm

    Found the source? I love Freddie Wong :) rel="nofollow">

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