Beat the game in Hardcore mode and you’ll have access to the ultimate in foam finger based pew pew technology! I guess it’s made out of memory foam… because it never forgets TO KILL.
By hayabusaDGO, submitted by Julian De Perio
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About damn time this was a reality. Now I can finally have my hilarious revenge after they make me shit my pants.
And as he runs out of view, he begins to perform his "touchdown celebration dance," screaming, "U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-" *killed by a Brute*
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
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Pyew pyew!
Never underestimate the power of good support;
Go Team!
(also, is that a modified Futurama reference I see in the description?)
I wanted to make a witty comment, but all I can think is about how awesome this is; and his voice saying… BANG BANG BANG!
Go right ahead.
I love the Power Glove.
It's so bad.
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You know what this gun needs?
Electrified shurikens… And boobies…That would totally make this gun so awesome!!
Wait which Invisible gun?
Which character?
Anyone else reminded of a rel="nofollow">band from South Park?
His hand gun's more powerful than the Spirit Gun. You can't even see or hear the shot.
Suck it, Yusuke Urameshi.
That weapon is…
*shades*
Number One.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Well, the one on the right has a hidden gun…
im at a loss for words. i really dont know what to say.
Too bad that this wasn't in the first game or he could have used it on his girlfriend…
Vegan Police.
Did someone call for Bang Shishigami?
Must've learned that trick from Heavy weapons guy. Only he's got the semi-automatic model.
I guess you could say this weapon is very HANDy.
I can't think of any flaws to POINT out, so I'm inclined to agree.
OBJECTION!
There has been 5 minutes without a finger pun!
You know there's one, but I can't quite put my FINGER on it.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
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Issac Clarke's no Duke. Or Postal Dude.
inb4 HIPSTER VIDEOGAME BULLSHIT
If the pointer finger is that powerful I wonder what the middle one would do.
"Fuck you!" *station explodes*
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Now THAT'S a "Touch of Death"!
Holy shit! NERF!
i wonder what team hes a fan of….He must like th team alot if his foam finger can shoot
Someone has probably made an INDEX for all of them; you could look there.
I see what you did there…. Twas quite funny.
Looks like he's going to have to face it…. HEAD ON!
*falls down stairs*
"5" "finger pun"
(I think) I see what you did there.
Heavy Weapons Guy would be proud.
POW! HA HA!
The one in the middle
Sure am glad he doesn't have this. http://thumbs4.ebaystatic.com/m/m41iOWQNdnZK_N_xx…
(mental note: learn to embed images)
I thought you were gonna apply it directly to the forehead.
BANG! I make it look easy. YOU SEEIN THIS? OF COURSE NOT PAL. CAUSE NO OTHER CLASS GONNA DO THAT!
A literal handgun.
What a wonderful world we live in, friend.
Necromorph: I can dodge this!
*gets hit*
…but he couldn't.
Every other gun is child's play.
You mean the invisible nazi pirate holding the dual Kalashnikovs with chainsaw bayonets attached?
"BOOM! Ha ha!"
"So much blood…"
PEW PEW PEW BANG PEW PEW
Ladies & gentlemen, give Zyquux a hand for being so perceptive.
I'll give you a thumbs up and a 1-up on your e-peen.
Can someone give me the DIGITS to EA's headquarters? I'd like to apply for a job.
inb4everyone'sgayforbridget.
BANG… I make it look easy.
I wouldn't count on getting a lot of money; I hear EA is rather tight-FISTed.
this:
<img src="http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/187/6/d/POW_HAHA_by_T_C_C.gif" height="150" width="150" ALT="also, POW! HAHA!">
POW!!! You Are Dead… Not Big Surprise.
So what's more terrifying here? The foam finger or the Necromorphs? It can go either way, really.
And I still go by my previous statement.
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But now it's SUPER EFFECTIVE!
A weapon of untold killing potential disguised as a harmless item that can easily end up in the hands of innocents only to lead to disaster AND zombies rampaging around a now abandoned environment in the same game?!
It's so beautiful… (especially since the weapon produces adequate amounts of tissue samples to get me a raise)
So that's where he got off to…
Good sir, you shall have to change your picture. Like me, you are not worthy of the top hat and monocle. You must have 69 e-peen.
I need more pew in there.
I think that Foam finger has the power of Chuck Norris fused into it. Either that or Isaac IS Chuck Norris
Flawless Victory.
Hello Neentendow, I am here on behalf of 4kids. I'm here to tell you about how much invisible guns and invisible tanks are better…
Ahaha, I get it..
….oh I get it now…
….OH I GET IT NOW.
Hand CANNON!
Awww I was hoping he would yell RELOAD when he had to reload.
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IMMA FIRIN' MAH FINGOR!!! >:U
POW! HA HA
Who uses their hand as a gun? I mean what is this? Third grade?
I know what I'm saying right now because I can't buy the *#Y%(#%#*(&# until next week.
I saw it and thought of this for some reason.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y132/Stalker7d7/…
Here, let me help you with that.
<img src="http://thumbs4.ebaystatic.com/m/m41iOWQNdnZK_N_xxZ7GXVQ/140.jpg" alt="foam"> And here's how to do it
I must HAND it to them. This is a very creative weapon.
Scary things make dead now!
He did, actually, apply the staircase to his forehead. This just happened to occur while he was falling down aforementioned staircase.
your avatar makes your comment perfect
Thats why Isaac didnt talk in the first game. His head was filled up with curds and whey.
It's not "POW" it's "PEW"!
Totally called it, man.
No.
THIS. IS.
SPAAAAAACE!