SOLDIER MOON

The only thing worse than his cosplay is his transformation sequence!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 10, 2011 · 11:50 AM 
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107 Responses to “Soldier Moon”

  1. Shawn Handyside on May 10th, 2011 11:51 am

    Three posts in a row with no Portal references. Aren't I kind? :O

  2. dekuskrub1 on May 10th, 2011 11:53 am

    soldier moon?

  3. Shawn Handyside on May 10th, 2011 11:54 am

    Ooh that's better I'm changing the title

  4. dekuskrub1 on May 10th, 2011 11:57 am

    YAY! i helped!

  5. dekuskrub1 on May 10th, 2011 12:00 pm

    so aperture science isnt portal anymore?

  6. Fhantinabox on May 10th, 2011 12:00 pm

    At least 2 out of three don't keep me up at night from now on…

  7. Darth_Destro on May 10th, 2011 12:02 pm

    Words..can not describe how…disturbing this is.

  8. The_AntiVillain on May 10th, 2011 12:03 pm
  9. Rain on May 10th, 2011 12:14 pm

    At least the Portal references didn't make my eyes go blind

  10. Funkalicous on May 10th, 2011 12:16 pm

    MY EYES! Ze Goggles, they do nothing!

  11. Ichiinu on May 10th, 2011 12:17 pm

    Eh. I was always more of a Jupiter fan.

  12. Haite on May 10th, 2011 12:24 pm

    Could be worst…it could be Heavy…

  13. ChemicalKirby on May 10th, 2011 12:25 pm

    IN THE NAME OF THE MOON,YOU HAVE BLINDED ME FOREVER

  14. Haite on May 10th, 2011 12:27 pm

    "Referral Denied"

  15. Trainer_Black on May 10th, 2011 12:30 pm
  16. Shawn Handyside on May 10th, 2011 12:33 pm

    Oh right… nevermind! ALL PORTAL WEEK

  17. Leo E. on May 10th, 2011 12:35 pm

    I take back everything I said. Please, Shawn. Portal submissions, Courage Kratos, card games on motorcycles… anything but this.

  18. razorman715 on May 10th, 2011 12:40 pm

    First you flood us with courage kratos, then with portal, and now this image.

    Shawn, you dirty bastard. I'm out of brain bleach thanks to you. A part of my soul died inside now. a little african orphan was living there. You monster.

    DAMMIT THE REFRENCES WONT STOP!

  19. Miketuu on May 10th, 2011 12:47 pm

    <img src="http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr91/engie/zegoggles.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Photobucket">

  20. Gamage on May 10th, 2011 12:51 pm

    Sailor scout?
    Oh god, forget I said anything…

  21. OrionX on May 10th, 2011 1:00 pm

    Sailor Soldier
    Yoko Sniper
    Please…enough…we have Rule 34 to ruin our favorite anime series, thank you. D:

  22. Dr.Panda on May 10th, 2011 1:04 pm

    Well i think i lost the ability to have an erection… THANKS FOR MAKING PANDA'S MORE ENDANGERED SHAWN!!!!

  23. FrEEz on May 10th, 2011 1:10 pm

    Here guys… I think i'm not the only one who will be needing this

    <img src=http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/1/7/4/7/8/8/1/Eye-bleach-16203080100.jpeg>

  24. bc524 on May 10th, 2011 1:12 pm

    Gibbing maggots by moonlight,
    Capping points by daylight,
    Rocket jumping for flight,
    He's the one called Soldier Moon!

  25. Funkalicous on May 10th, 2011 1:14 pm

    I'll try and brighten the day by making it RAIN +1s!

  26. EphEphEcksIII on May 10th, 2011 1:18 pm

    What was that sandvich? More EphEphEcks cross-over lyrics? Good Idea!!!

    Fighting evil by moonlight,
    Winning hats by daylight,
    Never running from a real fight,
    He is the one named Soldier Moon.

    He will never turn her back on a friends,
    He is always there to defend,
    He is the one on whom we can depend,
    He is the one named Soldier…

    Sniper Venus!
    Medic Mercury!
    Demo Mars!
    Heavy Jupiter!

    With secret powers all so new to him,
    He is the one named Soldier Moon.

    [cue guitar solo]

    Fighting evil by moonlight,
    Winning hats by daylight,
    With his Sailor Scouts to help fight,
    He is the one named Soldier Moon,
    He is the one named Soldier Moon
    He is the one
    Soldier Moon

  27. seanhl on May 10th, 2011 1:22 pm

    AGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why Shawn, why?

  28. imnutty on May 10th, 2011 1:22 pm

    who ever even thinks of using rule 34, i will personally kill you…with combustible lemons

  29. Ataeru on May 10th, 2011 1:26 pm

    "In the name of the moon, I'm coming for you!"

    Yeah that would be worse.

  30. EphEphEcksIII on May 10th, 2011 1:28 pm

    Cave Johnson's? A brand to trust!

  31. imnutty on May 10th, 2011 1:29 pm

    because he must….

  32. TheAceOfSkulls on May 10th, 2011 1:34 pm

    It's like Eye Bleach, but sexy and doesn't hurt as much.

    Sadly, it isn't brain bleach, and too much use of it will cause paired association where I will forever associate it with trauma.

    …I must test this out on the interns. It will be a nice fake out for them, since they're probably expecting me to use my brand new shark tank.

  33. TheAceOfSkulls on May 10th, 2011 1:35 pm

    Leo, never snark him again. We're lucky this isn't an untooned version.

    …GODDAMN MENTAL IMAGE BACKFIRE!

  34. TheAceOfSkulls on May 10th, 2011 1:37 pm

    So long as it's not naked pics of P-Body and Atlas (we get enough of that in game with the Deassembly Machines), go crazy.

    Unless you interpret Naked as in Naked Snake/Big Boss. A Portal/MGS crossover could be awesome.

  35. TheAceOfSkulls on May 10th, 2011 1:38 pm

    It's not Shawn's fault. The ghost of Darwin is trying everything to kill you off. Perhaps you shouldn't have made fun of his beard.

  36. TheAceOfSkulls on May 10th, 2011 1:41 pm

    Not to self: Sailor Moon Outfits for all new monstrosities.

    I think this'll fix the whole "Resident Evil isn't a horror game any more!" problem.
    I'll pass this along to the other Umbrella from the movies as well so that if they ever clone Milla Jovovich again, it'll make up for what will officially be considered war crimes far beyond anything we've done before.

  37. bc524 on May 10th, 2011 1:41 pm

    dammit, you beat me to it.
    (and a whole lot better one too.)

  38. VaultLegend on May 10th, 2011 1:50 pm

    Don't give those horrible people any more ideas! No untooned anything!

  39. VaultLegend on May 10th, 2011 1:51 pm

    rel="nofollow"> (in case someone doesn't get this)

  40. EphEphEcksIII on May 10th, 2011 1:56 pm
  41. PaladinVance on May 10th, 2011 2:01 pm

    not what I think of when I hear "Pretty Soldier"…..

  42. VaultLegend on May 10th, 2011 2:46 pm

    EYES BLEEDING!

  43. yumility on May 10th, 2011 3:16 pm

    It's great till you realize that is the same soldier, only post-op.

  44. Jones-250 on May 10th, 2011 3:17 pm

    — Yes…. Yes.. You´re right… Uhh, well… Nevermind.

  45. Jones-250 on May 10th, 2011 3:18 pm

    Anime, I think it´s a bit too vunerable to ol´ #34.

  46. Jones-250 on May 10th, 2011 3:18 pm

    Did you not know that he´s a troll?

  47. Jones-250 on May 10th, 2011 3:19 pm

    "The burning! I´m burning!"

  48. Jones-250 on May 10th, 2011 3:19 pm

    GI Jane….-ish.

  49. imnutty on May 10th, 2011 3:20 pm

    stop mixing tf2 with anime dammit! http://www.halolz.com/2010/05/05/sniper-yoko/

  50. Paulrus-Keaton? on May 10th, 2011 3:22 pm

    I got nothing to say for this.
    So please enjoy this picture of me without my prized "Paul Mullet."
    <img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2036/5708051916_c0428c705d.jpg&quot; alt="THE HORROR.">

    The… horror….

  51. Grammar Berzerker on May 10th, 2011 3:25 pm

    The bleach.

    Give it to me.

    NOW

  52. Alpar on May 10th, 2011 3:27 pm

    YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE --

    ow, ow, childhood dismembered. Please Shawn, what Leo said. So long as you don't go back to Sniper Yoko…

  53. Alpar on May 10th, 2011 3:29 pm

    Everything's a bit too vulnerable to that rule.

  54. TomQuoVadis on May 10th, 2011 3:32 pm

    I…

    What…

    No.

  55. Dimomarg on May 10th, 2011 3:34 pm
  56. Gamerofloz on May 10th, 2011 3:58 pm

    HELPMEHELPMEHELPMEHELPMEHELPMEHELPMEHELPMEHELPME!

  57. tmotom on May 10th, 2011 3:59 pm
  58. tmotom on May 10th, 2011 4:00 pm

    Eye bleach here Im distributing it to all who need it. I have also already thoroughly "rinsed" my eyes.

  59. tmotom on May 10th, 2011 4:01 pm

    I have the weirdest boner…

  60. BTSnoogans on May 10th, 2011 4:37 pm

    I'm okay with this so long as he doesn't turn around and MOON us.

    I'm sorry. That was terrible.

  61. quaker171 on May 10th, 2011 4:54 pm

    http://www.eyebleach.com/
    Needs less horrible.

  62. Sceptilianblade on May 10th, 2011 4:54 pm
  63. quaker171 on May 10th, 2011 4:56 pm

    GRAMMAR HAMMER!
    *worse
    And we are all thankful that it isn't the Heavy Weapons Guy. I'm glad that it isn't the Demoman either.

  64. quaker171 on May 10th, 2011 4:57 pm

    what was the old one?

  65. quaker171 on May 10th, 2011 4:57 pm

    Brighten things by making rain? Mind…BLOWN!

  66. quaker171 on May 10th, 2011 4:58 pm

    *cough*isn't*cough*

  67. quaker171 on May 10th, 2011 4:59 pm

    Eyes go blind? Can other body parts go blind?

  68. quaker171 on May 10th, 2011 5:01 pm

    That was absolutely stunning. I have nothing more to say to that. I think this about covers it though.
    <img src=http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTKDl8UFYprjk7VNB8Wit1tWr4CyDhtOfZm8lA6Y4eZ8FAJvqVz2w>

  69. quaker171 on May 10th, 2011 5:02 pm

    I don't want to know why you stole mine, but I have a backup.

  70. quaker171 on May 10th, 2011 5:04 pm

    HEADSPLOSION!
    EDIT: A whole new meaning to Mind…BLOWN!

  71. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on May 10th, 2011 5:05 pm

    Good to see we finally have some in stock.

    Now back to rage fluttershy.

  72. The_AntiVillain on May 10th, 2011 5:07 pm
  73. quaker171 on May 10th, 2011 5:08 pm

    Thank you very much, good sir. May your future erections be fruitful and spontaneous, and to anyone who tries to spellcheck spontaneous, it is correct.

  74. quaker171 on May 10th, 2011 5:08 pm

    Did you just get spy checked?

  75. seanhl on May 10th, 2011 5:10 pm

    yeah, but I think I'm gonna need to go to lemon party to forget about this one

  76. quaker171 on May 10th, 2011 5:10 pm

    <img src=http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQoquzPY1G0uvqhJMnfF6G61hNaq6ikNl0aZZzw01VBehXn7gfL>
    Is it just me or does this guy have the world's longest forearm?

  77. quaker171 on May 10th, 2011 5:11 pm

    Dude, we did NOT need to know that. Let's fix it though.
    <img src=http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSw4H9Ko-1PA4FwiFmDzC4TBjWPALY4J7LlYERIb3y39sQjwiXhWA>

  78. sailoryue on May 10th, 2011 5:15 pm

    dear god. no x.x

    you've killed my favorite anime D:

    i need to go look at good pics from BSSM now :(

  79. imnutty on May 10th, 2011 5:16 pm
  80. sailoryue on May 10th, 2011 5:17 pm

    atleast that one's somewhat cuteish. this one is blinding. almost as bad as sailor Bubbah

  81. imnutty on May 10th, 2011 5:21 pm

    just noticed something…..look at the armpits. look at it look at it look at it! http://www.sdtimes.com/blog/post/2010/image.axd?p

  82. sailoryue on May 10th, 2011 5:21 pm

    gotta love firefox. i blocked this image soley while all other halolz pics are fine :P

  83. TheSpaceCore on May 10th, 2011 5:30 pm

    Space…space…moon in space…gotta…bzzzzzzzzzzzzzt……error…..optical unit malfunctioning….can't see…all black…..black like space…..

  84. Nyoron on May 10th, 2011 5:59 pm

    Dear god….WHAT HAS SCIENCE CREATED?!?!?!

  85. quaker171 on May 10th, 2011 7:13 pm

    Lemons will burn you down. The lemonade is really expensive, too.

  86. quaker171 on May 10th, 2011 7:14 pm

    Of course it burns. It's combustible.

  87. Xenrek on May 10th, 2011 7:15 pm

    now this… this i like. might actually buy the game instead of borrowing my friend's laptop if there were character alts like this.

  88. seanhl on May 10th, 2011 7:23 pm

    you sure earned that monocle fast, you li'l space-obsessed freak

  89. 3K9 on May 10th, 2011 8:28 pm

    WHY MAN WHY!? It even rhymes! OH GOD NOW THAT RHYMES TOO!

  90. seanhl on May 10th, 2011 8:50 pm

    if you have just said he must, I would have said because he can, but now that you said because at the beginning of yours, GAH!!!! another joke set-up ruined

  91. TheSpaceCore on May 10th, 2011 10:12 pm

    I am the best at space.

  92. quaker171 on May 10th, 2011 10:28 pm

    Quite speedy indeed. You have reached the speed of light, I believe. That, too, is only easily measurable in space.

  93. Skandradron on May 10th, 2011 10:28 pm

    What, does it do a new trick or something?

  94. quaker171 on May 10th, 2011 10:29 pm

    My mind is confused, but my physical being is too busy looking for grammar mistakes to be confused. ~

  95. quaker171 on May 10th, 2011 10:30 pm

    <img src=http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTzxvW0wOtT7xORRbcPtGcZYcKbdD8Uekkg-551gW0ElsK5pPy_>

  96. PaladinVance on May 11th, 2011 12:51 am

    trust me, I've seen (and saved) far, far worse

  97. Dimomarg on May 11th, 2011 3:01 am

    and the expression on the last frame of head integrity captures my feelings on the submission perfectly.

  98. The_AntiVillain on May 11th, 2011 3:06 am
  99. Jimmy on May 11th, 2011 8:33 am

    My childhood…ruined…I don't even WANT to re-watch the episodes now for fear of Soldier being EVERY SINGLE Sailor…

    Oh gawd…mini moon soldier…

    I fear someone making an art picture of Team Sailor Moon Fortress…

  100. Jimmy on May 11th, 2011 8:34 am

    ^^^ LMAO is that you? XD

  101. seanhl on May 11th, 2011 9:19 am

    well if his comment had said "he must" I could have said "because he can" referencing Jonathan Coulton's song "Still Alive" but now you made me explain the joke I was going to tell if he hadn't used the word "because".

  102. lolwuthax on May 11th, 2011 8:01 pm
  103. C__F on May 11th, 2011 9:29 pm

    69.

    Even numerals are vulnerable to that rule.

  104. C__F on May 11th, 2011 9:34 pm

    Then you should play this game.

  105. tmotom on May 13th, 2011 4:37 pm

    <img src=http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh247/laceface222/icon_vomit.gif>

  106. tmotom on May 13th, 2011 4:37 pm

    ewww…

  107. Lolzkun on November 2nd, 2011 7:27 pm

    ; A;
    why would u do that!!!
    > A<

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