The only thing worse than his cosplay is his transformation sequence!
By Yang, submitted by Sadface
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The only thing worse than his cosplay is his transformation sequence!
By Yang, submitted by Sadface
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Three posts in a row with no Portal references. Aren't I kind? :O
soldier moon?
Ooh that's better I'm changing the title
YAY! i helped!
so aperture science isnt portal anymore?
At least 2 out of three don't keep me up at night from now on…
Words..can not describe how…disturbing this is.
AHHH MY EYES!!!!!
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better
http://kenji-m.deviantart.com/art/TF2-SOLDIER-GIR…
At least the Portal references didn't make my eyes go blind
MY EYES! Ze Goggles, they do nothing!
Eh. I was always more of a Jupiter fan.
Could be worst…it could be Heavy…
IN THE NAME OF THE MOON,YOU HAVE BLINDED ME FOREVER
"Referral Denied"
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/HighOctaneN…
Tvtropes y u no work
Oh right… nevermind! ALL PORTAL WEEK
I take back everything I said. Please, Shawn. Portal submissions, Courage Kratos, card games on motorcycles… anything but this.
First you flood us with courage kratos, then with portal, and now this image.
Shawn, you dirty bastard. I'm out of brain bleach thanks to you. A part of my soul died inside now. a little african orphan was living there. You monster.
DAMMIT THE REFRENCES WONT STOP!
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Sailor scout?
Oh god, forget I said anything…
Sailor Soldier
Yoko Sniper
Please…enough…we have Rule 34 to ruin our favorite anime series, thank you. D:
Well i think i lost the ability to have an erection… THANKS FOR MAKING PANDA'S MORE ENDANGERED SHAWN!!!!
Here guys… I think i'm not the only one who will be needing this
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Gibbing maggots by moonlight,
Capping points by daylight,
Rocket jumping for flight,
He's the one called Soldier Moon!
I'll try and brighten the day by making it RAIN +1s!
What was that sandvich? More EphEphEcks cross-over lyrics? Good Idea!!!
Fighting evil by moonlight,
Winning hats by daylight,
Never running from a real fight,
He is the one named Soldier Moon.
He will never turn her back on a friends,
He is always there to defend,
He is the one on whom we can depend,
He is the one named Soldier…
Sniper Venus!
Medic Mercury!
Demo Mars!
Heavy Jupiter!
With secret powers all so new to him,
He is the one named Soldier Moon.
[cue guitar solo]
Fighting evil by moonlight,
Winning hats by daylight,
With his Sailor Scouts to help fight,
He is the one named Soldier Moon,
He is the one named Soldier Moon
He is the one
Soldier Moon
AGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why Shawn, why?
who ever even thinks of using rule 34, i will personally kill you…with combustible lemons
"In the name of the moon, I'm coming for you!"
Yeah that would be worse.
Cave Johnson's? A brand to trust!
because he must….
It's like Eye Bleach, but sexy and doesn't hurt as much.
Sadly, it isn't brain bleach, and too much use of it will cause paired association where I will forever associate it with trauma.
…I must test this out on the interns. It will be a nice fake out for them, since they're probably expecting me to use my brand new shark tank.
Leo, never snark him again. We're lucky this isn't an untooned version.
…GODDAMN MENTAL IMAGE BACKFIRE!
So long as it's not naked pics of P-Body and Atlas (we get enough of that in game with the Deassembly Machines), go crazy.
Unless you interpret Naked as in Naked Snake/Big Boss. A Portal/MGS crossover could be awesome.
It's not Shawn's fault. The ghost of Darwin is trying everything to kill you off. Perhaps you shouldn't have made fun of his beard.
Not to self: Sailor Moon Outfits for all new monstrosities.
I think this'll fix the whole "Resident Evil isn't a horror game any more!" problem.
I'll pass this along to the other Umbrella from the movies as well so that if they ever clone Milla Jovovich again, it'll make up for what will officially be considered war crimes far beyond anything we've done before.
dammit, you beat me to it.
(and a whole lot better one too.)
Don't give those horrible people any more ideas! No untooned anything!
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http://www.worstcosplay.com/wp-content/uploads/20…
I'm a horrible person
not what I think of when I hear "Pretty Soldier"…..
EYES BLEEDING!
It's great till you realize that is the same soldier, only post-op.
— Yes…. Yes.. You´re right… Uhh, well… Nevermind.
Anime, I think it´s a bit too vunerable to ol´ #34.
Did you not know that he´s a troll?
"The burning! I´m burning!"
GI Jane….-ish.
stop mixing tf2 with anime dammit! http://www.halolz.com/2010/05/05/sniper-yoko/
I got nothing to say for this.
So please enjoy this picture of me without my prized "Paul Mullet."
<img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2036/5708051916_c0428c705d.jpg" alt="THE HORROR.">
The… horror….
The bleach.
Give it to me.
NOW
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE --
ow, ow, childhood dismembered. Please Shawn, what Leo said. So long as you don't go back to Sniper Yoko…
Everything's a bit too vulnerable to that rule.
I…
What…
No.
<img src="http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/e/e3/SpyHeadAsplode.gif"/>
HELPMEHELPMEHELPMEHELPMEHELPMEHELPMEHELPMEHELPME!
http://eyebleach.com/
Eye bleach here Im distributing it to all who need it. I have also already thoroughly "rinsed" my eyes.
I have the weirdest boner…
I'm okay with this so long as he doesn't turn around and MOON us.
I'm sorry. That was terrible.
http://www.eyebleach.com/
Needs less horrible.
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GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*worse
And we are all thankful that it isn't the Heavy Weapons Guy. I'm glad that it isn't the Demoman either.
what was the old one?
Brighten things by making rain? Mind…BLOWN!
*cough*isn't*cough*
Eyes go blind? Can other body parts go blind?
That was absolutely stunning. I have nothing more to say to that. I think this about covers it though.
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I don't want to know why you stole mine, but I have a backup.
HEADSPLOSION!
EDIT: A whole new meaning to Mind…BLOWN!
Good to see we finally have some in stock.
Now back to rage fluttershy.
like this?
<img src="http://animesalvation.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/yoko.jpg">
Thank you very much, good sir. May your future erections be fruitful and spontaneous, and to anyone who tries to spellcheck spontaneous, it is correct.
Did you just get spy checked?
yeah, but I think I'm gonna need to go to lemon party to forget about this one
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Is it just me or does this guy have the world's longest forearm?
Dude, we did NOT need to know that. Let's fix it though.
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dear god. no x.x
you've killed my favorite anime D:
i need to go look at good pics from BSSM now :(
it burns! http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2TCYQxSUqGQ/SwqDqpZqyeI…
atleast that one's somewhat cuteish. this one is blinding. almost as bad as sailor Bubbah
just noticed something…..look at the armpits. look at it look at it look at it! http://www.sdtimes.com/blog/post/2010/image.axd?p…
gotta love firefox. i blocked this image soley while all other halolz pics are fine :P
Space…space…moon in space…gotta…bzzzzzzzzzzzzzt……error…..optical unit malfunctioning….can't see…all black…..black like space…..
Dear god….WHAT HAS SCIENCE CREATED?!?!?!
Lemons will burn you down. The lemonade is really expensive, too.
Of course it burns. It's combustible.
now this… this i like. might actually buy the game instead of borrowing my friend's laptop if there were character alts like this.
you sure earned that monocle fast, you li'l space-obsessed freak
WHY MAN WHY!? It even rhymes! OH GOD NOW THAT RHYMES TOO!
if you have just said he must, I would have said because he can, but now that you said because at the beginning of yours, GAH!!!! another joke set-up ruined
I am the best at space.
Quite speedy indeed. You have reached the speed of light, I believe. That, too, is only easily measurable in space.
What, does it do a new trick or something?
My mind is confused, but my physical being is too busy looking for grammar mistakes to be confused. ~
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trust me, I've seen (and saved) far, far worse
and the expression on the last frame of head integrity captures my feelings on the submission perfectly.
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My childhood…ruined…I don't even WANT to re-watch the episodes now for fear of Soldier being EVERY SINGLE Sailor…
Oh gawd…mini moon soldier…
I fear someone making an art picture of Team Sailor Moon Fortress…
^^^ LMAO is that you? XD
well if his comment had said "he must" I could have said "because he can" referencing Jonathan Coulton's song "Still Alive" but now you made me explain the joke I was going to tell if he hadn't used the word "because".
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69.
Even numerals are vulnerable to that rule.
Then you should play this game.
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ewww…
; A;
why would u do that!!!
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