Sniper Yoko

Oh… OH GOD NO. TF2′s Sniper and Yoko from Gurren Lagann may share a love of powerful long range weapons, but this particular crossover simply SHOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 5, 2010 · 11:46 PM 
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141 Responses to “Sniper Yoko”

  1. ZombieGoatse on May 6th, 2010 3:51 am

    MY EYES!! THEY BURN!!!!

    . . . Wait. . . I'm a Re-Dead. We don't have eyes.

    MY EYE SOCKETS!! THEY BURN!!!

  2. Link4all on May 5th, 2010 11:58 pm

    Who the hell do you think I am, mate?

  3. kikkoman on May 6th, 2010 4:33 am

    KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

    hmm, superconductive jarate? ILL TAKE TWO!

  4. the_craw on May 6th, 2010 4:33 am

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY EYES!!!!! WHY? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

  5. AggroAggro on May 6th, 2010 4:40 am

    HIS IS A DRILL THAT WILL CREATE THE HEAVENS!!!!

    just look, you can see it.

  6. SS4FireFox on May 6th, 2010 5:16 am

    EYE BLEACH! GET YOUR EYE BLEACH HERE! NOTHIN' CLEANS THE HORRIFINGLY DISGUSTING IMAGES FROM YOUR MIND LIKE EYE BLEACH!

    GET IT FOR YOUR EYE'S,GET IT WHILE IT'S AMMONIA BASED!

  7. CdiGanon on May 6th, 2010 1:19 am

    I…
    I'd rather face the wrath of over 9000 miltanks than see this ever happen again

  8. Random_Man on May 6th, 2010 5:41 am

    Once you've seen it, you can't unsee it.
    TALES OF INTEREST!

  9. Jet_Sparrow on May 6th, 2010 7:16 am

    Laser-guided karma in action.

  10. dapaperboy on May 6th, 2010 3:49 am

    Dat Bulge

  11. Smirky on May 6th, 2010 3:52 am

    JAPAN, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?

  12. pinecone2654 on May 6th, 2010 3:59 am

    nice touch with the jarate :D

  13. Pringer X on May 6th, 2010 4:02 am

    Does this mean Yoko will be in TF2?

    Anyone else remember the part where she used her rifle to shoot arrows?

  14. OrionX on May 6th, 2010 4:04 am

    S-Sniper kun…
    Have you seen my eye bleach? I'll be needing some…

  15. OrionX on May 6th, 2010 4:04 am

    S-Sniper kun…
    Have you seen my eye bleach? I'll be needing some…

  16. DrSexington on May 6th, 2010 4:21 am

    I'm at a loss for words

  17. Hakokoro on May 6th, 2010 4:24 am

    "God save the dragqueen!"

  18. dekuskrub1 on May 6th, 2010 4:25 am

    i… i just died a little inside

  19. RyderJ on May 6th, 2010 4:49 am

    The jars… oh god.

  20. Jacotify on May 6th, 2010 4:57 am

    If the sniper has power abs, why does he let a pussy french man back rape him?
    Unless he likes it. 'Nuff said

  21. Jacotify on May 6th, 2010 4:57 am

    If the sniper has power abs, why does he let a pussy french man back rape him?
    Unless he likes it. 'Nuff said

  22. AuraMaster on May 6th, 2010 5:06 am

    Episode 4, I believe, where Viral made his first appearance?

  23. AuraMaster on May 6th, 2010 5:07 am

    POW POW SNIPE THE POWAH.

  24. meinmattias on May 6th, 2010 5:09 am

    Do not want!

  25. Acrazymonke on May 6th, 2010 5:15 am

    Hi Billy Mays's ghost here with Oxi-Clean Eyes

    Have Anthro-Mudkips ruined your childhood memories and innocence?
    Than Oni-Clean Eyes is perfect for you
    The secret is in the sheer pain. Once you use it the immence pain will make anything having to do with that memory just go away. Don't use eye-bleach, that can leave horrible scars on your mind! With Oxi-Clean, ORDER NOW!
    Just call 1-800-867-5309.
    *Warning, may cause blindness and loss of memory. DO NOT INJEST.*

  26. Acrazymonke on May 6th, 2010 5:15 am

    Hi Billy Mays's ghost here with Oxi-Clean Eyes

    Have Anthro-Mudkips ruined your childhood memories and innocence?
    Than Oni-Clean Eyes is perfect for you
    The secret is in the sheer pain. Once you use it the immence pain will make anything having to do with that memory just go away. Don't use eye-bleach, that can leave horrible scars on your mind! With Oxi-Clean, ORDER NOW!
    Just call 1-800-867-5309.
    *Warning, may cause blindness and loss of memory. DO NOT INJEST.*

  27. SS4FireFox on May 6th, 2010 5:16 am

    EYE BLEACH! GET YOUR EYE BLEACH HERE! NOTHIN' CLEANS THE HORRIFINGLY DISGUSTING IMAGES FROM YOUR MIND LIKE EYE BLEACH!

    GET IT FOR YOUR EYE'S,GET IT WHILE IT'S AMMONIA BASED!

  28. ArmyOfMidgets on May 6th, 2010 5:26 am

    I'LL BUY SEVEN!!

  29. ArmyOfMidgets on May 6th, 2010 5:26 am

    I'LL BUY SEVEN!!

  30. ArmyOfMidgets on May 6th, 2010 5:28 am

    Cannot be unseen.
    No matter how hard you try ;-;

  31. NoChorus on May 6th, 2010 5:57 am

    Did you expect anything less from Japan?

  32. NoChorus on May 6th, 2010 5:58 am

    This is so unsexy that it managed to give me an opposite boner.

    FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU

  33. rory_m on May 6th, 2010 10:16 am

    I like.

  34. VyseRogueKing on May 6th, 2010 6:30 am

    and that's saying something coming from you.

  35. VyseRogueKing on May 6th, 2010 6:37 am

    AAAAAAAAAGGHHHHH *breathe* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!
    It's horrible. Oh god why? I can't see I'm blind. Gotta Run RUN! Beat the images out of my eyes.

    Alternatively: He looks like he was beaten with the ugly stick. Then tied to the ugly truck with the ugly rope and dragged for fifteen ugly miles

    *name those references; get a cookie*

  36. A_R_ on May 6th, 2010 6:46 am

    Does Jarate count as an eye bleach?

  37. A_R_ on May 6th, 2010 6:48 am

    Wave goodbye to your sanity, wanker!

  38. A_R_ on May 6th, 2010 6:52 am

    Miltank-Sniper-Yoko doing a Goatse revealing an Untooned Kirby inside [ ]his/[ ]hers/[X]its anus.

    THAT would be a Bum Of All Fears.

  39. dope92 on May 6th, 2010 6:59 am

    dude i bought them ahh.ha AAAAAAAA

    IT BURNNNNNS!

  40. Jet_Sparrow on May 6th, 2010 7:17 am

    Hehe…you said bum.

  41. Jet_Sparrow on May 6th, 2010 7:19 am

    Oxhorn Brand?

  42. Tenck on May 6th, 2010 7:28 am

    Whoever did this…kudos, you have screwed over the minds of many an insane halolzer. It's not easy, but you've done it.

    Must. Falcon Punch. Head. Make the bad images…not show me their moves anymore…argh…

  43. Tenck on May 6th, 2010 7:28 am

    Whoever did this…kudos, you have screwed over the minds of many an insane halolzer. It's not easy, but you've done it.

    Must. Falcon Punch. Head. Make the bad images…not show me their moves anymore…argh…

  44. combatbeaver on May 6th, 2010 7:43 am

    and i thought imagining sniper as a cupid with nothing but a diaper on was horrifying…x_x

  45. Leo058 on May 6th, 2010 11:44 am

    Kill it with fire. Or Backstabs.

  46. combatbeaver on May 6th, 2010 7:44 am

    does it(dare i say it) BURRRRNS?

  47. BoxeyBrown on May 6th, 2010 7:49 am

    …it costs extra for him to pee on you…

  48. Fhantinabox on May 6th, 2010 8:26 am

    Kill me… Kill me now before I see Mecha heavy as Gurren Lagann…

  49. KiruBananers on May 6th, 2010 1:24 pm

    I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY,AND THIS IS MY NEW WEAPON,KABOOM!

  50. killercartoons on May 6th, 2010 1:24 pm

    Apparently a 14 year old girl.

  51. rory_m on May 6th, 2010 10:13 am

    Hehe… you also said bum

  52. rory_m on May 6th, 2010 10:13 am

    it gave me a vagina… then my vagina got a boner.

  53. rory_m on May 6th, 2010 10:14 am

    SPY SPY SNIPE THE WANKA

  54. Roflcopter419 on May 6th, 2010 2:14 pm

    I don't care how anymore just…. Kill it!

  55. Caelun_Niveus on May 6th, 2010 2:22 pm
  56. Caelun_Niveus on May 6th, 2010 2:22 pm
  57. Caelun_Niveus on May 6th, 2010 2:22 pm
  58. A_R_ on May 6th, 2010 10:30 am

    Hehe… you said he also said bum.

  59. A_R_ on May 6th, 2010 10:31 am

    But the worst is -- you can't kill it with fire! It will use Jarate to extinguish itself…

  60. A_R_ on May 6th, 2010 10:38 am

    MMPFH MMPFH FIGHT THE PYRO.

  61. Nicholas Copernicus on May 6th, 2010 10:40 am

    Blargh! Spelling errors! What has been typed is permenant!

  62. Nicholas Copernicus on May 6th, 2010 10:40 am

    Hehe, you said also.

  63. Fhantinabox on May 6th, 2010 10:41 am

    Hehe… You said also…

  64. Nicholas Copernicus on May 6th, 2010 10:42 am

    The bane of all sanity.

  65. A_R_ on May 6th, 2010 10:44 am

    Hehe… You said hehe.

  66. Nicholas Copernicus on May 6th, 2010 10:48 am

    >:( You dare use the exact comment that I used almost?! YOU MUST DIE! *slides the Sniper Yoko picture under Fantinabox's box and sits on it*

  67. Jerenator on May 6th, 2010 10:53 am

    Hehe… C-C-C-COMBO BREAKAAAAH

  68. Jerenator on May 6th, 2010 10:53 am

    NOES MENTAL IMAGES AAAAAAH

  69. Jerenator on May 6th, 2010 10:54 am

    0.o
    -.-
    O.O
    AAAAAAAAAH

  70. A_R_ on May 6th, 2010 10:56 am

    Hehe… you said C-C-C-COMBO BREAKAAAAH.

  71. A_R_ on May 6th, 2010 10:58 am

    Did that sting? Sorry.

  72. Kevvo on May 6th, 2010 4:02 pm

    FALCON SHUDDER!

    PLEASE DON'T SHOW ME YA MOVES!

  73. Roflcopter419 on May 6th, 2010 12:08 pm

    You know, I could think of a few Yoko/video game character crossovers that WOULDN'T be scarring. Like Yoko/Sniper Wolf.

  74. Roflcopter419 on May 6th, 2010 12:08 pm

    You know, I could think of a few Yoko/video game character crossovers that WOULDN'T be scarring. Like Yoko/Sniper Wolf.

  75. Kevvo on May 6th, 2010 12:26 pm

    Methinks the Sniper saw too much of "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert."

  76. Kevvo on May 6th, 2010 12:26 pm

    GENTLEMEN…STAB ZE SNIPER.

  77. Kevvo on May 6th, 2010 12:28 pm

    The next meet the team vid: MEET THE KAMINA.

    Which is pretty much the shot of 2Fort suffering an awesomeness implosion…

  78. KiruBananers on May 6th, 2010 1:23 pm

    A Horror among men.

  79. N64iac on May 6th, 2010 1:32 pm

    For maximum DONOTWANT, scroll up on the picture like in the opening.

  80. tveye on May 6th, 2010 2:15 pm

    It's so disgusting but I can't…look…away….

  81. Arb on May 6th, 2010 2:16 pm

    As luck would have it, the lulz this produces protects me from the horror affecting other haloids.

    I mean, it’s not heavy yoko so it’s not very effective.

  82. fmarulz on May 6th, 2010 6:36 pm

    that`s worse than human transmutation!

  83. Caelun_Niveus on May 6th, 2010 2:43 pm

    ==Inquisitor's log==
    --The Order of the Holy Falcon was dispatched to purge the abomination named "Sniper-Yoko." However, all attempts to purge it with fire have all failed the with the subject drenching its self in a pungent yellow liquid stored within innumerable glass jars.

    I have contacted the Officio Assassinorum in an attempt to requisition a Callidus assassin to assist. I pray to the Mighty Falcon and the God-Emperor that when help arrives, it will not me too late.--

  84. Kalathar on May 6th, 2010 6:54 pm

    <_____< *cocks fist back* FALCOOOOOON-

  85. SEGA_Uranus on May 6th, 2010 3:05 pm

    This pic is the drill that will pierce the Heavens! Or my eyes.

  86. Leo058 on May 6th, 2010 3:24 pm

    Uh-oh! A typo!

    GRAMMAR NAZIS ARE… GO!

  87. Paulrus-Keaton? on May 6th, 2010 3:24 pm

    5 stars for great disturbing justice.

  88. Kevvo on May 6th, 2010 4:00 pm

    In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only KABOOM for $19.99. I guaruntee it.

  89. Caelun_Niveus on May 6th, 2010 4:18 pm

    Typo? Where?

  90. MrRaccoon on May 6th, 2010 8:34 pm

    Hehe… Uranus…

  91. MercenaryBlue on May 6th, 2010 4:39 pm

    Nuke it from orbit. Only way to be sure. Be sure to use the krietzrieg

  92. Frentzen127 on May 6th, 2010 4:40 pm

    And I thought the Sniper x Spy comic was bad.
    Atrocious!

  93. Leo058 on May 6th, 2010 4:53 pm

    "it will not me too late".

  94. Alpar on May 6th, 2010 8:57 pm

    Hehe… Urectum…

  95. balmonte on May 6th, 2010 8:57 pm

    Hawt.

    I think it needshttp://www.fpsbanana.com/skins/80777 to be complete.

  96. Leo058 on May 6th, 2010 9:03 pm

    *crushes scouter*
    It's NONEXISTENT!!!

  97. FrEEz on May 6th, 2010 9:05 pm

    WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

    Seriously I've never gotten really disgusted by anything on halolz, but somehow this made me shudder

  98. Onslaught335 on May 6th, 2010 9:10 pm

    *Pukes* That's a little more of Sniper than I ever wanted to see!

  99. DeathJam on May 6th, 2010 9:24 pm

    The bulge… it's hypontic…

  100. Shawn Handyside on May 6th, 2010 9:27 pm

    LOL

  101. Caelun_Niveus on May 6th, 2010 5:29 pm

    *facepalm*

  102. thunder_storm on May 6th, 2010 6:42 pm

    DO NOT WANT!!!

    Where's Karma Charger when you need him…

  103. Dapaperboy on May 6th, 2010 6:53 pm

    AND THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS!

  104. Kalathar on May 6th, 2010 6:53 pm

    We could Falcon Punch the image out of yer eyes and mind, mate…. but you'd probably die of them awesomeness

    Feel lucky, punk?

  105. Vosur on May 6th, 2010 11:06 pm

    Doctor-Assisted Instanity?

  106. Alpar on May 6th, 2010 7:08 pm

    Your Jarate is one that will disgust the Heavens!

    Who the hell do you think we are, wankah?!

  107. halolz_rulez on May 6th, 2010 7:09 pm
  108. halolz_rulez on May 6th, 2010 11:09 pm
  109. Tifakitteh on May 6th, 2010 7:26 pm

    This site needs more of… wait this isn't 4chan.
    At least be glad it's only cross-dressing.

  110. VyseRogueKing on May 6th, 2010 11:27 pm

    yay cookie for you

  111. SEGA_Uranus on May 6th, 2010 7:47 pm

    Hehe…Can't let you do that, A_R_

  112. Sir Xandus on May 6th, 2010 8:46 pm

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! SOMEBODY HELP ME UNSEE THIS!

  113. Alpar on May 6th, 2010 8:59 pm

    Ohai.

  114. Leo058 on May 6th, 2010 9:03 pm

    *crushes scouter*
    It's NONEXISTENT!!!

  115. Leo058 on May 6th, 2010 9:03 pm

    *crushes scouter*
    It's NONEXISTENT!!!

  116. Sr_Pantalones on May 7th, 2010 1:19 am

    MY EYES! The goggles do nothing!

  117. spaghettiweegee on May 6th, 2010 10:07 pm

    Oh god, my eyes were just raped in SO many ways!

  118. Taco77 on May 7th, 2010 2:24 am

    OH GAWD MY EYES THEY BURN THEY BURN!!!!!!!! GET ME SOME EYE-BLEACH!!!

  119. ZombieGoatse on May 6th, 2010 11:04 pm

    Hehe. . . My name.

  120. Arb on May 6th, 2010 11:19 pm

    What you call eye bleach, Sniper Yoko calls Jarate. Food for thought.

  121. SS4FireFox on May 7th, 2010 4:29 am

    Hehe…your name

  122. Songseer on May 7th, 2010 5:17 am

    IT'S OVER 9000!!!!

  123. thunder_storm on May 7th, 2010 7:13 am

    -PPPPAAWWWNNNCCHHH!!!!!!!

  124. Jet_Sparrow on May 7th, 2010 7:18 am

    OH DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

  125. SS4FireFox on May 7th, 2010 4:30 am

    SAP SAP C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

  126. SentryGunner on May 7th, 2010 4:00 pm

    Hehe, you created a monster

  127. KiruBananers on May 7th, 2010 9:11 pm

    REVERSE LOL
    Loud out Laughing.

  128. Dragonfist25 on May 7th, 2010 11:28 pm

    *face melts*

  129. Acrazymonke on May 8th, 2010 1:14 am

    i think im one of the only peple here that would understand that

  130. kikkoman on May 8th, 2010 3:02 am

    FAP.

  131. cgaussie on May 9th, 2010 1:08 am

    It's… beautiful.

  132. Paule on May 9th, 2010 8:23 am

    This is EXACTLY why i fucking hate japanese people and mangas!!

    HAIL TO DOLPHIN AND WHALE!!!

  133. Nooklear Man on May 9th, 2010 1:56 pm

    WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

  134. Vosur on May 15th, 2010 8:09 am
  135. emileio on August 7th, 2010 10:11 pm

    I'd tap that.

  136. Nyoron on September 7th, 2010 6:50 pm

    Looks like yoko……
    Just got sniped!
    YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  137. Peterdivine on October 12th, 2010 10:17 pm

    WHAT SICK MAN SENDS TRANNIES TO FIGHT ME?! 0_o

  138. The Chaos on April 5th, 2011 4:25 pm

    Whoever did this crossover is one sick fuck. Please hang his ass.

  139. jostimaster on August 10th, 2011 6:00 am

    hehe, even a pidgeon knows

  140. sapo127 on October 19th, 2011 9:34 pm

    Under normal circumstances i would be dead
    I just found my newest TF2 Spray
    Like any posion my eyes will get used to this, but how long is the question
    how long……..

  141. Lolzkun on November 2nd, 2011 7:26 pm

    …A man living a lie of thinking he's a 14 year old girl.

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