Aw, you don’t want to kick Kratos out of the limelight already do you? The poor guy has been waiting forever to return to the spotlight here! Who knew down deep he was actually a very emotional guy? Still waters run deep!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 2, 2011 · 5:56 AM
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Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
Sorry folks, you'll have to suffer through our April Fools Day prank a bit longer! It's hard to post all these amazing Kratos submissions in such a short amount of time! :O
I bet, that up to this point in time, every single Halolz user, including me, has this face while entering this site.
Just one more after this, I swear! (maybe)
Maybe he wouldn't be so lonely if he didn't kill every person he chanced to meet.
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/dynamicsonic/1299375690682.png">
But is he Polite and Efficient in doing so?
If so, then NO PROBLEM.
Oh great. Now I actually feel a little SORRY for Kratos…
…only cause Shawn made me. Curse you all.
rel="nofollow">No…
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STOP IT
RIGHT NOW
THIS IS MENTAL DEFICIENCY RESULTING IN A LACK OF SANITY!
Best.
No.
Ever.
</Simpsons>
Quick! Shawn's posting not-bad pictures for a joke the day after the joke's supposed to be done!
DESTROY HIM!
*tackles Shawn*
Being polite would require smiling and I'm pretty sure that scar he has is from his his face cracking open the last time he tried to smile.
Hating Courage Kratos and Advice Memes has given you the ability to turn into a freaking Gorilla?
Also, a few minutes later after calming down, you'll realize that your computer is destroyed
<img src="http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/63/original/Picture_2.png?1232033096">
In the end, Shawn wins
Shawn: (Are these Kratos pictures even fooling anyone anymore? Gawd, i'm so — very — lonely.)
*sees date*
<img src="http://oi55.tinypic.com/259zeqp.jpg"/>
If Kratos Aurion had been the one who said "COURAGE IS THE MAGIC THAT TURNS DREAMS INTO REALITY" ad infinitum, I would have something clever to say.
inb4 next submission is Courage Kratos Aurion
It's ok, Kratos, you don't have to be lonely. There's partially naked women everywhere in your games. Just press circle to ride. ;) *thumbs up to anyone who gets it*
Well in all fairness, his life is made up of ripping off gods heads and having sex with other gods and such, so I mean it's not like he'll be a great match for anyone, he'll end up ripping them apart if they look at him funny, plus, who hasn't he killed yet?
Anyone else find it funny during april fools higher quality kratos pics were posted than normal?
Remember when I predicted that Kratlolz would be extended?
I am your new god.
…of war?
of prophecy
Deep Thought: Ha ha he he ha… And I thought my trolling was bad
Zyquux: Gimme one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off…
Deep Thought: How about a magic trick
*Places a pony on the table*
Deep Thought: I'm gonna make this pencil… dissapear!
*Tmotom walks up*
*Tmotom gets a pony shoved down his throat*
Deep Thought: Taa Daa! It's… It's gone! And by the way, the top hat wasn't cheap… You ought to know… you bought it.
DM: Sit… I want to hear… proposition
Deep Thought: Let's wind the clocks back a year. This Shawn wouldn't dare cross any of you. What happened, you're balls drop off? You see… a guy like me-
Zyquux: Freak
Deep Thought: A guy like me… look, listen… I know why you choose to have your little "group therapy sessions" in the more popular submissions… I know why you're afraid of going to the bad submissions… The Courage Kratos. See, Kratos had shown Halolz your true colors, unfortunately. Shawn? He's just the beginning… and as for the television's so called plan?
*points at Marzen on the TV*
Deep Thought: Kratos has no jurisdiction, he'll find him and make him squeal. I know the squealers when I see them and…
*points at Marzen again*
DM: What do you propose?
Deep Thought: It's simple, we kill Kratos.
Alpar: If it's so simple, why haven't you done it?
Deep Thought: If you're good at something, never do it for free
DM: How much do you want?
Deep Thought: Half of your E-Peen. If we don't deal with this now, soon… little Zyquux, here won't be able to get a nickel for his grandma.
Zyquux: ENOUGH FROM THE GHOST!
Deep Thought: Ah, lets not blow this out of proportion…
*Has cord to -1 Troll bile and pipe bombs*
Zyquux: You think you can steal from us and just walk away?
Deep Thought: Yeah
Zyquux: I'm putting the word out on the net, 50 E-Peen for this ghost dead… 100 alive, so I can teach him some manners first.
Deep Thought: Alright, so listen… Why don't you give me a call when you want to start taking things a little more seriously. Here's my card.
*On the card*
*Deep Thought backs out of the room*
Damn you!!! How dare you include me in Horseplay! (heh heh)
*Reminded of the final song on the God of War 3: Blood & Metal CD*
Well damn he really is the God of sad
Someone get some rope!
It is Kratos' own fault he is lonely, he did kill everyone else after all.
Aphrodite
Why doesn't this have more +1's?
NEED SOME +1'S HERE!
rel="nofollow">"You think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn't; it just makes them dead." (at 6:27)
*Runs in carrying various explosives in a large box, trips*
Le ironic explosion
….
I'm Okay!