IS THIS DEATH STARE EVEN FOOLING ANYONE ANYMORE? GAWD, I'M SO ... VERY ... LONELY.

Aw, you don’t want to kick Kratos out of the limelight already do you?  The poor guy has been waiting forever to return to the spotlight here! Who knew down deep he was actually a very emotional guy? Still waters run deep!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 2, 2011 · 5:56 AM 
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Depressing, God of War, Irony, Playstation, Sony

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31 Responses to “Kratos is so lonely…”

  1. Shawn Handyside on April 2nd, 2011 6:12 am

    Sorry folks, you'll have to suffer through our April Fools Day prank a bit longer! It's hard to post all these amazing Kratos submissions in such a short amount of time! :O

  2. Vlauer on April 2nd, 2011 6:21 am

    I bet, that up to this point in time, every single Halolz user, including me, has this face while entering this site.

  3. Taiho on April 2nd, 2011 6:29 am

    Maybe he wouldn't be so lonely if he didn't kill every person he chanced to meet.

  4. Alpar on April 2nd, 2011 6:32 am

    Oh great. Now I actually feel a little SORRY for Kratos…

    …only cause Shawn made me. Curse you all.

  5. HughbertEsq on April 2nd, 2011 7:13 am

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    STOP IT
    RIGHT NOW
    THIS IS MENTAL DEFICIENCY RESULTING IN A LACK OF SANITY!

  6. Marzen on April 2nd, 2011 7:29 am

    Quick! Shawn's posting not-bad pictures for a joke the day after the joke's supposed to be done!

    DESTROY HIM!

    *tackles Shawn*

  7. MorningMoon on April 2nd, 2011 8:51 am

    Shawn: (Are these Kratos pictures even fooling anyone anymore? Gawd, i'm so — very — lonely.)

  8. Dimomarg on April 2nd, 2011 8:53 am
  9. Hareoic on April 2nd, 2011 9:25 am

    If Kratos Aurion had been the one who said "COURAGE IS THE MAGIC THAT TURNS DREAMS INTO REALITY" ad infinitum, I would have something clever to say.

    inb4 next submission is Courage Kratos Aurion

  10. Kinockun on April 2nd, 2011 9:34 am

    It's ok, Kratos, you don't have to be lonely. There's partially naked women everywhere in your games. Just press circle to ride. ;) *thumbs up to anyone who gets it*

  11. DrSexington on April 2nd, 2011 10:12 am

    Well in all fairness, his life is made up of ripping off gods heads and having sex with other gods and such, so I mean it's not like he'll be a great match for anyone, he'll end up ripping them apart if they look at him funny, plus, who hasn't he killed yet?

  12. Zabrio on April 2nd, 2011 10:24 am

    Anyone else find it funny during april fools higher quality kratos pics were posted than normal?

  13. Leo E. on April 2nd, 2011 10:27 am
  14. steveblob on April 2nd, 2011 4:47 pm

    *Reminded of the final song on the God of War 3: Blood & Metal CD*
    Well damn he really is the God of sad

  15. Kn0w1d3a on April 3rd, 2011 2:42 pm

    It is Kratos' own fault he is lonely, he did kill everyone else after all.

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