KILL HIM WITH A FATALITY, GO TO HELL AND KILL HIM AGAIN

Unlike most kombatants, Kratos knows the only true ultimate fatality is to essentially double murder your opponent!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 1, 2011 · 4:25 PM 
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Advice Meme, God of War, Mortal Kombat, Overkill, Playstation, Sony

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55 Responses to “KILL HIM WITH A FATALITY”

  1. TCC on April 1st, 2011 4:30 pm

    it's not as if it's a rare occurrence for him… in fact I'm pretty sure he goes to hell on a daily basis just for the shopping.

  2. BasketGT on April 1st, 2011 4:33 pm

    Yeah, but will you follow him to Rapture to save your girlfriend?

  3. Fission on April 1st, 2011 4:34 pm

    I wonder if he dines there.

  4. Marzen on April 1st, 2011 4:34 pm

    FINISH HIM.

    …No, seriously, he's in SERIOUS PAIN KRATOS, stop playing with your kills! Its not nice!

  5. smashpro1 on April 1st, 2011 4:46 pm

    Kill her with a fatality .
    Bitches love fatalities.

  6. primedawg9170 on April 1st, 2011 4:47 pm

    Thank god that this is just an april fools joke. Otherwise, there would be a massive riot happening.

  7. Alpar on April 1st, 2011 4:53 pm

    OWN A GAMING LOLZ RELATED SITE

    PISS PEOPLE OFF INTENTIONALLY ON APRIL FAILS

  8. Alpar on April 1st, 2011 4:54 pm

    IT'S APRIL FAILS DAY

    STILL A PART OF SUPER MEET YEAR

  9. spplmj on April 1st, 2011 4:56 pm
  10. Grammar Berzerker on April 1st, 2011 4:56 pm

    *Comes to site*
    *Kratos, Kratos everywhere*
    *Thank Khorne it's April Fails*

    Also, I just remembered this day marks my first year as being a Halolz member!

  11. Sceptilianblade on April 1st, 2011 4:56 pm

    Didn't see this coming at all. I fully expected April Fails Day, not April Kratos Day…

  12. Leo E. on April 1st, 2011 5:00 pm

    And like Super Meat Week, Kratlolz shall be extended, for great justice and/or lolz.

  13. MoG on April 1st, 2011 5:10 pm

    …I'm not the only one fearing the fact that Shawn might have been serious with the Kratos change…
    am I…?

  14. Uzumakiclan43 on April 1st, 2011 5:39 pm
  15. dope92 on April 1st, 2011 5:53 pm

    WHY APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!!!

    WHO ASKED THIS HELL TO BEQUEATH US!??

    <img src="http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll208/masked-avenger/ChH8M.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Photobucket">

  16. invadingduck on April 1st, 2011 6:00 pm

    Where do you go after you die in hell?

    Super Hell.

  17. Axel X on April 1st, 2011 8:14 pm

    Dammit Kratos! Now you're moving in on Scorpion's teritory. I mean how dare you take his job!

  18. JesterJoe on April 1st, 2011 8:47 pm

    *goes on halolz*
    *sees kratos is still around*

    …I'll be back again tomorrow guys.

  19. tmotom on April 1st, 2011 8:54 pm

    I like how the site is supposedly called "Kratlolz," but it has a Super Meat Boy backround. Didn't think of that! DID YA SHAWN?!

  20. bravobuster on April 1st, 2011 9:37 pm

    And finally?
    You get a copy of Superman 64.

  21. TalkingBidoof on April 1st, 2011 10:41 pm

    Who says they're in Hell? I happen to know Johnny Cage does a ton of charity with his Sunglasses for the Homeless Foundation.

  22. Citrovc4 on April 1st, 2011 11:05 pm

    Hes probably rather proficient at that now.

  23. BTSnoogans on April 2nd, 2011 12:14 am

    Ah, April Fool's Day. The only day Courage Kratos seems acceptable.

  24. k3man on April 2nd, 2011 3:11 am

    The thing about Kratos, you can never kill him, so even if scorpion performs the fatality, kratos is gonna jump through time to slap his shit

  25. VoiceFromCorner on April 2nd, 2011 5:50 am

    Sheesh, I think Courage Kratos is funny. Sure, one or two of his memes are a bit weak but on the whole I love seeing Courage Kratos.

  26. Kn0w1d3a on April 3rd, 2011 2:02 am

    MK Announcer: Finish Him!

    Kratos: WHO DARES COMMAND ME!

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