Unlike most kombatants, Kratos knows the only true ultimate fatality is to essentially double murder your opponent!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 1, 2011 · 4:25 PM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
it's not as if it's a rare occurrence for him… in fact I'm pretty sure he goes to hell on a daily basis just for the shopping.
Yeah, but will you follow him to Rapture to save your girlfriend?
I wonder if he dines there.
FINISH HIM.
…No, seriously, he's in SERIOUS PAIN KRATOS, stop playing with your kills! Its not nice!
I hear the Coach handbags down there are just DIVINE~
HAHAHA ICWUTIDIDTHAR -.-
Well, he IS a Spartan.
Kill her with a fatality .
Bitches love fatalities.
Thank god that this is just an april fools joke. Otherwise, there would be a massive riot happening.
OWN A GAMING LOLZ RELATED SITE
PISS PEOPLE OFF INTENTIONALLY ON APRIL FAILS
IT'S APRIL FAILS DAY
STILL A PART OF SUPER MEET YEAR
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*Comes to site*
*Kratos, Kratos everywhere*
*Thank Khorne it's April Fails*
Also, I just remembered this day marks my first year as being a Halolz member!
Didn't see this coming at all. I fully expected April Fails Day, not April Kratos Day…
And like Super Meat Week, Kratlolz shall be extended, for great justice and/or lolz.
…I'm not the only one fearing the fact that Shawn might have been serious with the Kratos change…
am I…?
For your one year anniversary, I award you this perfectly Kratos shaped cake.
Are you sure it's a joke? How long did Super Meat Week last?
For Kratos, there is no such thing as overki-
im guessing this is mr. hayside?
WHY APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!!!
WHO ASKED THIS HELL TO BEQUEATH US!??
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I'll say it again, there would be a massive riot. *wink wink* *nudge nudge*
Where do you go after you die in hell?
Super Hell.
"Efficient" is not a word Kratos knows when it comes to killing things.
*Handyside
Btw, can't reply to your comment for some reason, Dope.
I miss our 2 star motivational submissions… our comments were actually funny back then.
I guess people never really ARE satisfied.
ummmm…. I don't think any bright person, divine or otherwise, would tell Kratos to do ANYTHING and expect to live, although what does that say about Ares, Zeus, Athena, Gaia, Hephaestus, Hades…
but the prices are currently UN-GODLY
so… Kratos' own childhood playground
so, it'd be "helping" Grammar Berzerker out of his limbs and/or spine
Indeed, those bags are to die for
We always knew that.
After that?
Hell 64.
Can I eat it now?
"If you want to make a mythical creature, just take an animal and add wings. A lion becomes a griffin; a horse becomes a Pegasus. A hawk…becomes a DOUBLE HAWK."
-Demitri Martin
(I'd link to the video, but I don't remember which video it is and I don't feel like looking.)
What cake? I lied.
The cake was a lie…
After that?
Hellcube.
*Stretches neck*
Nope.
WHAT?! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
*CHOP*
*NOM*
Dammit Kratos! Now you're moving in on Scorpion's teritory. I mean how dare you take his job!
*goes on halolz*
*sees kratos is still around*
…I'll be back again tomorrow guys.
I like how the site is supposedly called "Kratlolz," but it has a Super Meat Boy backround. Didn't think of that! DID YA SHAWN?!
You probably need to refresh your browser cache. :O
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And finally?
You get a copy of Superman 64.
Who says they're in Hell? I happen to know Johnny Cage does a ton of charity with his Sunglasses for the Homeless Foundation.
Hes probably rather proficient at that now.
After that?
You're forced to play Yaris until you own the leaderboards.
Ah, April Fool's Day. The only day Courage Kratos seems acceptable.
rel="nofollow">NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
The thing about Kratos, you can never kill him, so even if scorpion performs the fatality, kratos is gonna jump through time to slap his shit
Sheesh, I think Courage Kratos is funny. Sure, one or two of his memes are a bit weak but on the whole I love seeing Courage Kratos.
This pisses you off?
Tsk tsk tsk…
huh, weird, I don't remember ever being killed by Kratos.
DAMN YOU SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MK Announcer: Finish Him!
Kratos: WHO DARES COMMAND ME!