Heavy always did have a very close relationship with the Medic. And I mean how couldn’t he, what with the doctor always spraying that hot stream of life all over his backside. :O
By Leo E.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 14, 2011 · 4:12 PM
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Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
(4.85 out of 5)
Ah yes, the standard Valentine Card of the Red Army
(Get it? 'Cos heavy's wearing red… and a Russian hat!)
Anyone else read "Run coward, run!" in Sinistar's voice?
1st!! now give me peen or…. reddog hump of DOOM!!!!
ALWAYS
But, soft! what lolz through yonder computer monitor breaks?
It is the east, and Halolz is the sun.
Arise, fair Halolz, and kill the envious trolls,
Who are already sick and pale with -1s,
That thou their target art far more funnier than they:
If I remember correctly, Valve actually stated that it was a reference.
Reddog51 has alerted the -1 horde!
Roses are red
violets are blue
but enough talk
have at you!
/ I totally didn't steal this from Leo, make sure to not give him E-Peen on the way out
…You gonna finish that thought?
GODDAMNIT SHAWN, you took the best comment XD
"Kiss me~ "
*Heavy makes a yaranaika face right in front of you*
So do I need to come up with more now?
Hm… lessee… ooh, here's one;
Mikos wear red,
lame ones wear blue
Donate to me,
or Yukari gaps you
I wonder, does that count as a written threat?
*screams of trolls in the distance*
*massive screeching sound*
*silence*
*trumpet/drum sounds*
*French music*
Ahh… ma petite chou-fleur.
I LOVE YOU, KISS ME!
May I inform you that in PoFV, if both players are Reimu, one of them will be dressed in blue?
So we're gonna look past the time paradox of two Reimus and jump right into the clothing color?
Yeap.
That's how Hat Fortress works…
Shall I compare thee to a Sentry-Gun?
Thou art more deadly and with harsher temperment.
Spamming "MEDIC!" while you have the enemy team on the run,
And surely that upgrade was worth every point spent:
Sometimes too perfectly does your chaingun cut them down,
And the scoreboard reads that RED Team soon will win;
And upon the face of each BLU sits a frown,
As you bludgeon them with Steel Fists while you wear a grin:
But thy eternal killing-spree shall fade,
And lose possession of that lead thou earned;
For to win as Heavy a price must be paid,
Unless of course your the Pyro who will burn:
So long as men can breathe, and your iron sights can see,
So long lives Sasha, and she will take many lives for thee.
*Bows*
"Roses are RED. Carnations are RED. Tulips are RED. F***ing stackers." http://nerfnow.com/comic/467
Well, the explanation for that would be cloning.
If there are two Reimus, one would have purple hair.
RUN, COWARD, RUN! THE TROLLS ARE COMING FOR YOU!
*sees this in the related section*
Oh god… what have I done to deserve this…
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(Yeah, I kind of failed at the onomatopoeia.)
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
All of my base
Are belong to you
Happy Valentines day Halolz, you big lug! :D
That's PC-98.
Least it wasn't Falcon Hee-
NOPE. NO. NUH UH. NOT GONNA SAY IT.
I am RED
Isn't it beautiful!
WINDOWS 98.
Scout intervenes: "No!" *Bonk*
Heavy: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
While Gary is Blue
Sodier's, you may fire at will!
Hmmm…..i thought*gets punched* never mind
Saying first ALWAYS brings doom to those who do say it.
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/halolz-dot-com-nope.avi.gif">
It's PC-98, which is a japan only computer which is similiar to the American IBM computers. Touhou 1-5 was PC-98 series. Touhou 6-12.8 and onwards are WINDOWS series.
*Summons fire-breathing dragons*
My army is ready!
En garde!
I was just making a joke was all, hold your horses, I know enough about the franchise.
This is Heavy!
Scout make me cry!
Why is he sad?
+1's for you, good sir.
*insert valentines day related thing mixed with video games*
My creativity is waning.
Why thank you, and you as well, old chap.
How about mine:
My name is Red
My rival is dou- Blue,
Mountains are awesome,
O how that is true
"FUCKING WINDOWS 98!"
Didn't we do something similar to this way back?
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/halolz-dot-com-teamfortress2-heavyvalentine.jpg" img="">
Sorry, it's the best thing I can come up with. And it's ironic that this image would get hyper-linked with this one. DAMN YOU, HYPER LINKS! But Congrats on getting a submission posted, Leo.
You shall be forgiven if you can bring me this:
<img src="http://homepage.ntlworld.com/andy.carter/images/jeremy_clarkson_p50.jpg" alt="">
complete with the British TV personality (if possible).
<.<
-takes as a spray for tf2 and photoshop mog onto it-
no one will suspect Annnnyythhiiing
Halolz, Haloz,
Where for art thou, Halolz?
Deny thy Star Wolf and refuse thy Courage Kratos,
And I shall no longer see -1 Trolls.
Because the writers of the Pokemon anime turned him into a pussy. (Seriously, he's technically a Pokemon researcher now. What happened to cool, ten-year old Gary who would drive a convertible full of cheerleaders).
He hit puberty and matured, unlike the anime Ash and a certain person who didn't win a Grammy for "Best New Artist" the other day
-summons a master tonberry-
im good.
Uh-oh Red, it appears as if there's an angry mob of 13-year old girls surrounding your house…wait, don't you have a Charizard up on that mountain. I guess all I have to say is KILL THEM WITH FIRE.
What are they going to do? Trash the wikipedia page on Mountains??? (no seriously, they actually did that to the award winner's page)
Good thing the bears in my bear cavalry haven't been fed in a while.
Mudkip!!! Release the hounds… I mean, BEARS!!!*
*there's a good reason Mr. Stephen Colbert fears these mighty beasts!
Well played, MoG.
TO ARMS!!!
The Red Army, (sans Bear Cavalry, as they are busy at the moment) is with you in this fight.
General Mudkip, are your legions ready?
I have added to your bear cavalry Red, quite the abomination this one.
<img src="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQRG4CvhhcFg__AGRFIdERtjCc4Lqt4w7RSJ7ZwCNpojgHHbnt3" alt="I think you may enjoy it" img="">
I think you'll enjoy it.
And besides, I was a full hour ahead of him. it's just luck of the draw who gets the first comment. I didn't say it because I know what not to do. I have dignity, and I have honor.
Jade Catima, I believe you were also roughly an hour ahead of this… this… person most unworthy of being within 200 miles of my mountain
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Refer to 1:17 in the above video
yes… now… let us create an axe-laser(gun)!!! And maybe use those as an upgrade for our newest division:
Behold! I give you:
<img src="http://www.thetruthorthefight.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/shark.jpg" alt=""/>
and we also have a brigade of Sharpedos with lasers on them too!
I meant literally, Gary Motherfuckin Oak is Blue.
I'm quite sorry Red, axe-guns and laser-axes do exist but are currently under copyright, so we would have to buy them.
Or something… unfortunate could happen to the owners of the copyrights…
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Im the Halolz troll
So fuck you.
That fucker'll never beat my Epeen! Ahahahahaha!
My Epeen's absolute value is higher than yours.
*rides up on raptor*
Boys! Have at 'em!
*In comes the railgun-mounted raptors*
All left is obliteration.
Oh God LAZAH LANDSHARK, quick, hide like literally everyone, can YOU even control it Red?
SHAKESPEARE SPEAR
Wherefore*
I WANT TO BE WITH YOU
AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU
AND LIVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY
no it's lower…
what about -100+ trollssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss*boom*
wait… what the… who… what… WERE AM I?!
I knew it was familiar! Now I'm only somewhat crazy!
Lrn2math
it costs $100,000 to use this card for 12 seconds. It's made out of diamonds. Minecraft Diamonds. Minecraft diamonds harvested with diamond pickaxes and diamond sticks carved from diamond trees grown in diamond soil. It's that good.
Well… what can you do in the "something…unfortunate" category, and more importantly, when?
<img src="http://files.myopera.com/BOROBOYZ/blog/resize.jpg" alt="">
that is all
There's a story behind this, actually. I made the joke on the forums, and Shawn wanted a submission with it. So I made this submission and sent it in, and Badonk made the earlier one and sent it in.
I still maintain RiNGS The video gaem was worse.
umm…
*points to pile of wreckage*
I dunno if they blew each other up, or one of my laser landsharks got loose, but… I hate to break it to you this way.
If its any consolation, I'll lend you some of these:
<img src="http://www.igorstshirts.com/blog/conceptships/future_plane_concept_ship.jpg" alt="">
or… some copies of the horrible ET game, which we can force tmotom to play over and over again for the rest of his life…
No, the absolute value is higher than Alpar's.
This memo just crossed my desk…
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ATTENTION: MJR. QUENTYN BOOTHROYD, Q BRANCH
Effective immediately, you are liaise with the Red Army Technical Division to provide any and all assistance & support to permanently neutralize the "reddog" meance. Said support shall extend to include our recent developments in Instantaneous E-peen Destruction (IED) technology. MI-5 is lending full support as this issue is of utmost priority to the people of Britannia. All available agents with "00" status have been dispatched, and you will be supplying them in the field alongside forces of the Red Army.
Godspeed, M
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Yes, and I beat him.
Then Prof. Oak came
The diamonds are now DIAMONDS!!!
So wait, is it Double-Oh-Oh (for agent 000) or is it Triple-Oh.
Oh-no, I've just screwed my mind up!
But yes, Q Branch will be a great place to develop and refine our laser-axegun technology,
Oh, and did I mention that the barrels of our tanks also have axes on them. Basically any gun in the Red Army has an axe on it!
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refer to 2:05
MI-5 will be happy to assist you in your acquisition in exchange for your cooperation in ensuring no further incidents of fire at the Royal Palace. Her Majesty is still miffed about that…accident…involving your Charizard at the last state dinner you attended.
Hey! That Grumpig was raw! Raw I tells ya!
Now, bring me Clarkson, as I hear he knows some guys who can help us launch a car into orbit.
Can I catch all 151 [ORIGINAL] Pokemon???
Can I earn every gym badge in Kanto???
Can I stop a murderous group of criminals???
Can I defeat the elite four, become the league champion, and cause Professor Oak to come???
Can I make my Slowpoke forget Amnesia??
Can I stand on a mountain for three years???
(No, Yes, Yes, Yes, Also Yes, FUCK YEAH!!!)
Of course I can handle a lazor landshark. I've got a whole division of them right… wait, where'd they go?
Can Gary/Blue get ten badges when there's only 8?
Yes.
<img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mwPSX_l5CRQ/TMl3dB_dRhI/AAAAAAAAA5g/xv6KM3e6BK0/s1600/coolface.jpg" alt="" />
Professor Oak comes when his grandchild loses…
Disturbing…
Agent Double-Ho-oh is ready for infiltration of enemy stronghold, sir!
At least that one made sense and didn't get its creator writing a wall of apology.
mmkay, thanks for the ET copies. That'll get him nice and pissed off. Also, can I get a couple copies of Joust?
If the "have at you" poem was truly yours, then take all of my e-peen, I don't deserve it.
A sonnet on funny video game website? Get outta here.
+1 to you my good sir
in the words of that random guy on spongebob, "MY LEG!!!" and in the words of the scout "He punched out ALL my blood!!"
I thought that sounded familiar. Déjà vu.
Alas, poor Sentry! I knew him, Demoman; a sentry of infinite ammo, of most excellent accuracy. I hath borne him upon my PDA a thousand times; and now, how sapped my sentry it is! My vengeance rises at it. Here hung those rockets that destroyed enemies I know not how oft. Where be their gibs now?
Blu Scout: How is that medic ubering so fast?
Blu Engie: That my boy… is the power of love.
awesome