Heavy always did have a very close relationship with the Medic. And I mean how couldn’t he, what with the doctor always spraying that hot stream of life all over his backside. :O
By Leo E.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 14, 2011 · 4:12 PM
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Categories: Heavy Weapons, Holidays, PC, Playstation, Team Fortress 2, Teamwork, True Love, Valentine's Day, Valve Software, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (106 Comments) |
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz? 
(4.91 out of 5)
Ah yes, the standard Valentine Card of the Red Army
(Get it? 'Cos heavy's wearing red… and a Russian hat!)
Anyone else read "Run coward, run!" in Sinistar's voice?
1st!! now give me peen or…. reddog hump of DOOM!!!!
But, soft! what lolz through yonder computer monitor breaks?
It is the east, and Halolz is the sun.
Arise, fair Halolz, and kill the envious trolls,
Who are already sick and pale with -1s,
That thou their target art far more funnier than they:
Roses are red
violets are blue
but enough talk
have at you!
/ I totally didn't steal this from Leo, make sure to not give him E-Peen on the way out
GODDAMNIT SHAWN, you took the best comment XD
"Kiss me~ "
*Heavy makes a yaranaika face right in front of you*
*French music*
Ahh… ma petite chou-fleur.
I LOVE YOU, KISS ME!
Shall I compare thee to a Sentry-Gun?
Thou art more deadly and with harsher temperment.
Spamming "MEDIC!" while you have the enemy team on the run,
And surely that upgrade was worth every point spent:
Sometimes too perfectly does your chaingun cut them down,
And the scoreboard reads that RED Team soon will win;
And upon the face of each BLU sits a frown,
As you bludgeon them with Steel Fists while you wear a grin:
But thy eternal killing-spree shall fade,
And lose possession of that lead thou earned;
For to win as Heavy a price must be paid,
Unless of course your the Pyro who will burn:
So long as men can breathe, and your iron sights can see,
So long lives Sasha, and she will take many lives for thee.
*Bows*
"Roses are RED. Carnations are RED. Tulips are RED. F***ing stackers." http://nerfnow.com/comic/467
*sees this in the related section*
Oh god… what have I done to deserve this…
Roses are red
Violets are blue
All of my base
Are belong to you
Happy Valentines day Halolz, you big lug! :D
Isn't it beautiful!
*insert valentines day related thing mixed with video games*
My creativity is waning.
Didn't we do something similar to this way back?
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/halolz-dot-com-teamfortress2-heavyvalentine.jpg" img="">
Sorry, it's the best thing I can come up with. And it's ironic that this image would get hyper-linked with this one. DAMN YOU, HYPER LINKS! But Congrats on getting a submission posted, Leo.
<.<
-takes as a spray for tf2 and photoshop mog onto it-
no one will suspect Annnnyythhiiing
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Im the Halolz troll
So fuck you.
it costs $100,000 to use this card for 12 seconds. It's made out of diamonds. Minecraft Diamonds. Minecraft diamonds harvested with diamond pickaxes and diamond sticks carved from diamond trees grown in diamond soil. It's that good.
Blu Scout: How is that medic ubering so fast?
Blu Engie: That my boy… is the power of love.
awesome