Once again Medic’s love goes unrequited! Too bad, they make such a good couple…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 5, 2010 · 10:09 AM
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Poor Medic…he was hoping to do it from behind…..
Also rumor has it, Sasha is really a spy
Medic, get back at him by taking Natascha.
Soldier might still be available! Though I wouldn't ask the Sniper. He's into golden showers…
How do you fuck a gun? I don't even…
I hope he won't try from front. Imagine if a Spy was there and he started to "spin" Sasha
He has his ways.
This is just going to make the Medic huff his Kritzkrieg more. He'll develop a drug problem that'll only be fixed with an intervention.
He can't go with Demoman, there's a bit of tension there.
Don't worry medic, Rumor is they will break up pretty soon, Next year is all you, Well if he's not taking sandvich.
Ouch.
and heads!
Sasha costs $400000 to fuck…. for twelve seconds!
whats worse for medic is heavy is going to get backstabbed tonight!
yes but the sandvich is a spy!
Or His sandvich….or his boxing gloves….you know what medic,just kill the spy who is sasha!
At least heavy doesnt know that Natasha is hotter!
Nor the scout because he would keep saying bonk…also he will be drinking bonk atomic punch and crit-a-cola.Oh and did i mention he was Hyper?he wont be able to stop moving…eventualy medic wont have any toes with him!
'Cause Heavy can't afford both Viagra and premature ejaculation treatment.
well…he could just shoot her……with his Shotgun….i think if those bullets go in there it counts…other then that..well i have nothing.
Medic went to the prom..only to see sasha….you should have seen the cat fight…i dont think the medic won…because he was fighting a gun…that heavy was holding!
Hes already convinced Sasha for a three way with Natasha after.
But everybody is asking the pyro out! They say he puts the dancefloor on fire!
How can they talk about these trivial things while their intel breifcase is gone?
Now, thats what I call… a Bad Romance.
yeah, but natasha is paralyzing
Ivan102 doing it wrong? That's gonna be *Puts on shades* a heartbreaker.
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I wasnt aiming for that you know.
Crap. To think by the time I do improve on that, the joke probably wil become unfunny.
He carries a big gun for a reason…
*cough*overcompensation*cough*
"I probably should not pleasure myself with the barrel of my gun… but I will"
is it bad that i actually felt bad for the medic?
Later…
Medic- "Engineer, will you go to Prom with me?"
*Neck Extends*
Engineer- "Nope."
If Heavy is dating Sasha, does that mean Natasha is his crazy stalker?
WHY is the intel briefcase ALWAYS gone?!
Notice the fifth panel.
Subtle Heavy is subtle.
I know a certain Psyduck who'd want that Bad Romance.
Ask Painis Cupcake out, Medic! After all, he will eat you.
His relationship with the sandvich was actually last year. What with him putting it in his pants already and all.
Its a TRAP!!!
Somebody call 911. spy is burning on the dancefloor.
Yeah that's the original one. But this is well made as well :)
Heavy: I came….
Medic: What?
Heavy: …to take Sasha to the 2fort prom.
Medic: Oh…
Heavy: I AM GOING TO FUCK SASHA.
Medic: YOU'RE GOING TO FUCK SASHA!?
Heavy: I AM GOING TO FUCK SASHA.
Soldier: HE'S GOING TO FUCK SASHA.
If that's true then the "Sasha" will probably do Heavy in from behind!
Perhaps Medic can take Sandvich, since he was rejected by Heavy as well.
I know! Medic can serve punch at the Prom!
Nah. nah. That was just a 1-night snack.
I don't get it…
No, Natasha just so happens to be with me.
I thought that was the Eyelander's thing.
Don't think about it. It will not end well.
Yeah, as subtle as a flying mallet.
(Yes I understand your joke; I've just always wanted to say that)
Medic should ask if Natasha is still available.
"Hey look! A flying Mallet!"
"Again? Where I can't see it"
"Behind the flying Pig and the burning Spy with a mouthful of cigarettes"
"Oh there, That's the fifth one today."
Sorry, I just always wanted to do such a Monty Python-esque joke
… This makes me legitimately want to cry…
Sniper: HE'S GOING TA FUCK SASHA!
Spiked punch.
Shhh, she's his mistress. Don't tell Sasha.
I felt bad for Medic too. Been in those shoes too many times.
Damn miniguns, taking all the good men.
Heavy: Medic.
Medic: Yes, heavy?
Heavy: I came.
Medic: …
Heavy: …
Medic: …
Heavy: …Heh heh…
Medic: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
There is a significant amount periods missing in this comic. As well, the Medic put a period after "so" when he should have put a comma, the Heavy did the same thing after "Sasha", the Medic put an unnecessary apostrophe followed by an "s" after "prom", and Heavy forgot to put a question mark at the end of his last sentence.
GRAMMAR NAZI AWAY!
*flies off into the sky*
Dang it, I wanna be a ghost now.
Medic: "Spy, will you go to prom with me?"
Spy: "Im afraid not." *Takes scouts mom*
Medic: "Scout, will you go to prom with me?"
Scout: "Proms are for dime-a-dozen sissies and wusses. LIKE YOU! No offense."
Medic: "Pyro, will you go to prom with me?"
Pyro: "MMMMMPHMPHPMHPM. MPHHPHPH." *Kicks Medic out*
Medic: I didn't even say you were a woman!
Medic: "Soldier, will you go to pr--" *Crocket*
Soldier: "FAGGOT. YOU WILL NOT TURN MY BATTLEFIELD INTO A HIPPIE CAMPGROUND, HERR DOKTOR."
Medic: "Sniper, will you go to prom with me?"
Sniper: "Nah. I already got me a date." *Looks at picture of a Kangaroo*
Medic: *Slowly backs away*
Medic: "…Oh well…I guess I can go with my wife….RAAAH!?" *Sees Demoman with his Wife*
Demoman: "DOMINATED! AND IVE BEEN SHAGGING YOUR WIFE. AH HAHAHAHA.
What, you're not a prodigy anymore? At least not according to your new IntenseDebate name.
*Heavy metal music*
Yes.
AND NOW HOUSE IS HERE TO FUCK US! So listen up BOY. Or pornography starring Hugh Laurie will be the second worst thing to happen to us today.
I think I've just realized something. The bigger an asshole you are, the more likely it is you get a FEMALE date. Like Demoman and Spy……and a female gun I suppose….
Poor Medic, can't get any…
And I thought the Pyro WAS a woman! *on fire* …. AWESOME!
BECAUSE DEMO-MAN DRANK IT! … Wait?
Read the description!
*Pulls out Sasha* Want me to-
Heavy: WHO TOOK MY GUN!
Me: … *hides Sasha* He went that way!
Heavy: *leaves*
Well the pyro and spy arent going to the prom
pyro got a sweet tv show deal on teen mom with baby pyro
If you really want to be a ghost, I can tell you how.
*Night of the Prom*
Reporter: The 2Fort prom, an annual event, turned from an innocent dance into a blood bath, the carnage lasted for over an hour. There were no survivors. The Assailant later killed himself over one of the Victim's bodies. The Reason is unknown.
Falcon Punch.
Spy: HE IS GOING TO HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH HIS MINIGUN?!
*Spy fail*
Oh you!!! *shakes fist in the air*
sasha is now on the list of thing that you should not put in your pants but will end up there anyway
sandvich is not our sandvich!
medic should ask vagineer to the prom, he'll get some for sure ;)
Fear not, Medic; I suspect that most users of Halolz (my self included) have been rejected as well.
Engineer: HEAVY'S SAPPIN' SASHA!
Pyro: HUDDA HUDDA HUDDA HUDDA! ….. This just in, HE'S GOING TO FUCK SASHA!!
Damn, I could star at that for hours.
Read my last comment!
If it involves suicide, I'm not doing it.
…What if it involves a key… that when someone stabs you with it, unlocks your death?
It's not suicide if you have a friend help you!
Read… um…
*Excalibur tome*
*Heavy walks into room with Scout and Sasha having a steak dinner*
Scout: …well this is awkward.
hey! i was gonna say that!
Looks like TheRedGrunt…
*shades*
stole my punch line.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Alright, but I'll need to change my name…
*RNG screws*
HEEEAAAAAADS heads heads heads heads heads…
Yeah, even as a DemoKnight (DemoDuke in fact) I still find that a bit awkward when you lie in wait for enemies during setup and your sword talks.
Bad monkey for bringing mainstream to Halolz besides Heavy Bieber, Heavy Gaga, and $cout.
But +1 anyways.
I can help…
Most? The others must have never tried.
Are you implying that Hugh Laurie porn would be a bad thing?
somewhere in a corner….
natascha cries….
This is what I thought
You know that math is probably eerily similar for how much it cost Tiger Wood's to fuck his wife and divorce her.
DAAAAAAAAWWWW *cries a little*
…
Did i say that out loud? O_O'
Scout: HE'S GONNA BONK SASHA?!
A prom IS rather problematic with only one possible woman and two guns claimed to be female. Come to think of it, everyone on 2fort has to be pretty understimulated considering the only objects in existence and guns and killing mechanisms.
You never specified who'd be using the tome.
Oh,and this just in:
TEAM FORTRESS AT PROM NIGHT
Burn Heavy Burn!
2Fort Inferno!
"The prom's coming up" is technically correct. "Prom's", in this case, is "prom is".
<_<
COUNTER NAZI, AWAY *burrows underground*
OBJECTION!!
"Prom's" is in fact, incorrect. The apostrophe is meant to portray ownership. It is meant to show the "object" belonging to the "subject." In the way shown on the comic, he's saying "Hey Heavy. The Prom's 2Fort is coming up." And that's wrong. Therefore, it should be…
"The 2Fort Prom is coming up"
OR
"2Fort's Prom is coming up"
PERSON WITHOUT A NICKNAME, AWAAAAAY!!!!!
That's not medicine!
*neck extends*
Nope.
I'd play that map.
… HOW?!