Man remember Untooned Kirby? Thank God no one will ever send in anything as horrible asOH GOD WHAT IS THAT KILL IT WITH FIRE~!!
Thanks Dravus-Ardoris for another year of nightmare fuel. Submitted by Twitches
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 16, 2010 · 4:17 PM
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Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
Huh, I haven't checked Halolz today yet. Let's see what's the-
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DIE MONSTER, YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!
LOL
Also I +1 any proper use of SotN quotes.
WHY DO THESE PEOPLE DO THIS TO OUR MEMORIES
Because they are sick twisted bastards that do not want us to sleep at all.
Wait…so why does Jessie still keep hers around?
It was not by my hand that I've been rendered. I was brought here by "humans" who wish to get themselves some LOLZ!
Oh god it's hideous, Why do you do these things to us. Also is that another face i see inside his mouth too!?
*loads halolz*
…Yeah, there goes my eyesight again. Untooned Kirby was enough, but this? this is ridiculous.
LOLZ? YOU RUIN CHILDHOOD MEMORIES, AND MAKE THEM YOUR BITCH!
Holy **** on a **** sandwich!
This is worse than when Pyramid Head and Nemesis got together in that one duel…
Mmmmm…sweet sweet nightmare fuel.
Perhaps the same could be said of all websites!
Just wait for the creeper untooned >:D
And this is why I prefer Digimon. [/tempting fate]
Your post is as empty as your soul! Mankind ill-needs disturbing shit like this!
…is it bad if I find this awesome?
I mean, I did find this awesome too http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn139/Jester_J…
http://tinypic.com/r/15xpjqc/7
So, we finally meet, BROOOOOOOOOOTHEEEEEEEERRRRR…
No, bad angemon, We do not need untooned digimon here, go into the corner and think about what you may have done!
Yes sir…..
At least when I troll, I don't require people to use brain bleach. GOOD GOD SHAWN WHY.
*stares blankly at image, slowly feeling his respect for mankind dying in his heart*
Side note: My e-peen just jumped way up.
Do you really want to know?
What is a man? A miserable little lurker on the internet! But enough talk… have at you!
GAH! Well…that's…nice. I'm just gonna walk away and--
WOBBUFFET's SHADOW TAG prevents escape!
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-
Oh, man… you'd LOVE our Skype chats.
WHAT IS A MAN!? A miserable little pile of BASEMENT DWELLERS! But enough chat. HAVE AT YOU!
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/halolz-dot-com-bulbasaur-use-eyewhip.gif">
And don't forget.
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/kirby.jpg">
Oh god, I remember it like yesterday….
"…And neither of them were seen again. Until yesterday, in my house. We had a good time."
That tail… the eyes… THE EYES!!! That's why its eyelids are always closed… it has no eyes in them. It sees via its tail.
Reminds me of the Pale Man from Pan's Labyrinth… y'know, this thing.
<img src="http://jaymckinnon.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/pans_labyrinth_pale_man.jpg">
DO NOT WANT!
…Exploding penises just can't get any worse. I hope.
GODDAMMIT THIS WAS MY FAVORITE POKEMON.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
*Wobbufett uses Mirror Coat*
Oh Sh-…Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
Also, Does anyone else see the Face in Wobbufett's mouth?
o.o
I don't know why everyone is freaking out.
Those are some beautiful teeth.
*crying in corner*
goddammit, you just set it up.
Quick! Take one of these smoke balls and let's get the hell out of here!
*throws orion a smoke ball from the ridiclious stock in my bag and grabs one for myself*
*ZF used smoke ball!*
*ZF got away safely!*
Well this ain't so bad as Untooned Kirby-- HOLY FUCK IS THAT A RED SKULL INSIDE HIS MOUTH CAN'T UNSEE
WOBBUFFET's shadow tag ability prevents escape!
Was about to say the same thing. ._.
…Did you just quote Tristan, Bakura?
KILL IT WITH WATER!!
This, my friends, is the perfect arguement against a live action Pokemon movie.
At least 20% of our chats are Castlevania references…
99% is gaming talk.
1% is other.
HALOLZ STORM!
*Rapes enemy hp*
I'm blaming /b/ like everyone else.
Now to add to the chain of disturbances.
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^Credit goes to Paulrus for showing me that link
<img src="http://www.oversodoinverso.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/TOGEPI_by_SoupAndButter.jpg">
KITTY!
Oh come on, Castlevania isn't THAT much in there. Everyone just says it is.
SWEET ZOMBIE ARCEUS WHAT IS THAT ABOMINATION!
Because it's funny.
Holy water right?
Huh? mine did too, I was just 27 before….
I've only been here for like a week too :/
Does it still count as trolling if I like it.
Untooned isn't always bad
"Always" being the key word
Well, you could always scar yourself with gay Digimon porn instead.
*Loads Halolz*
*Walks away slowly*
My father never loved me… *cries*
Add rule 34 and we're good to go.
Well, there goes my right retina.
Well, that and Destiny Bond screws us over too…
The REAL question is why didn't she keep Lickitung.
I thought I was the only one who noticed.
DIE LIAR! YOU DON'T-
*Shot*
…*Pats your shoulder*
Been done. Google minecraft creeper. No, I did not go searching for it. A friend told me.
*Walks away*
Hey, mine jumped from 75 to 81.
inb4aweekofe-peencomments
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb6p31EvHK1qez3…
Boom.
AAAGH IT INVADES MY SANITY!
Nooo! It's psychic! Kill it with dark!
And AHHHHHH!!! 68 e-peen! So close!
It did NOT help that I am watching this at 01:27 AM .-.
…….
Okay, f**k you, I'm sleeping with my shotgun tonight…
So much for my fantasy of real Pokemon….
Way to crush my dreams, Halolz.
Gawddammit, I think untoon'd Wobbuffet's presence is keeping me from finding a punchline…
In other news, how the flying hell did i reach 71 e-peen from 57 in the matter of hours?
TOUHOU HIJACK LOL
*danmaku'd*
or renamon porn from furries.
*shiver* completely ruined my favorite season…
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I wish people could have told me that before I found out myself long ago…
That would be the most effective, but any water would do, really,
Key word is "was".
Y'know, after being away from this site for awhile, I thought it would be nice to catch up on what I missed. See what's goin' on, have a few chuckles, read the epic comments you guys made…
And then this pops up.
This is obviously the punishment you get for being off guard on such a site…
Now it might be the blood dripping from my face and eye sockets, but can anyone see Giygas in its' mouth?
zf walk 3 step
another untoon wobuffet appear
…
I think it's cute.
I want one!
his comment give him the power to quote tristan
"Rule 25: -- If it is disturbing, they'll mention Paulrus"
So that topic really was serious business. ಠ_ಠ
HAY GUYZ FIAR-
*Raped by Haru*
Reputation system on drugs.
This submission and Alpar's link are so traumatizing that time itself got reversed to a pre-epeen Apocalypse period.
In other news, I found this:
<img src="http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3836/patrickstaruntooned.jpg" alt="Patrickohgod">
Why…can't…unsee!?
ಥ_ಥ
*ragequit*
On motorcycles.
Cause it's too horny?
Why Shawn, why….
Why do you have to destory every Halolzer's childhood memories???
Do you have a grude against us or something???
I was actually pretty okay with this. Then I saw the tail.
What is that I don't even.
Welcome to the Child Farm, where all our children are freshly slaughtered! Why hello, good sir, can I get you some children? How many would you like? Ten? Coming right up!
And where is your top-hat and monocle, Good Sir who accelerates past the speed of Mach 1?
Fine, just catch it or something.
FINE, I WILL!
What the hell are you going to add the monocle and hat onto? I mean, I guess…it's…sorta like an eye….
Well, I do agree that it's not as horid as the kirby picture. I think the body parts were sliced well enough to appease my visual logic.
I bloody quoted him in the episode Final Deathstination you wanker.
Cannot unsee it now.
Goddamn you, Leo.
If it has anything to do with the hot chocolate incident, I said I was sorry!!
I AM MUSCLE HEAD! RAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!*
So why would you make something like this? Is it solely to turn the bright, shiny eyes of children into bloodless pits of despair?
Noooo- oh GOD IS THAT A CREEPER IN IT'S MOUTH!?
… I do not trust your link, good sir…
therefore, i shall instead poke it with a stick
*poke*
" Whoops, dropped my eyes again. Mind waiting while I pick them up? Don't worry, I'll get back to trying to consume your flesh in a moment."
Om nom nom?
*eats a spoonful of yogurt while watching video, proceeds to spray it out all over screen*
…Great, now I gotta wipe my monitor off -_-'
Well, I just went from 46 to 77 in a matter of 2 minutes, so…. Yeah, they're fiddling with something :/
Also: Should I add a monocle, when I'm already wearing a pair of pince-nez?
Hrm….maybe I'll submit the geodude tomorrow :P
That's seriously fucked up…
while it looks better than Justin Bieber, I'm still going to do a bleach run.
Who's in
Wobbuffet: "WOBBUFFET!"
Me: OH MY GOD IT WANTS MY SOUL!!!
Why?!
I did not know you liked Wriggle. (cute only when depicted right though >_>)
GRAMMAR HAMMER!!!
*gave/gives
about that, I know he got upset after people accusing him for showing/making disturbing stuff other then lesbian mudkips.
but… he does do those stuff though. (TF2 mic spams, comments here, etc)
IDK how to react…. spaz out from mind scaring like usual, or just hush up so paul won't get offended. >_>
WHAT IS A MAN!?
….
Baby don't hurt me. Don't huuuurt me. No more.
You can react by laughing because THAT is a hilarious video.
Also, there's worse things you could bring up to offend me. :|
*crawls in corner* No more untooned characters…. No more untooned characters…. No more untooned characters…. hehehehe…No more untooned characters…. I'll be a good boy from now on… No more untooned characters….
Is the top of its head made from Oogie-Boogie?
On an ambiguously related note, my e-peen is back to its former glory.
AUGH! IT BURNS! MEDIC, I NEED SOME EYEBLEACH (Possibly NSFW) HERE, ASAP.
The horror….someone hold me….
http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/…
My hard drive got wiped recently, so I lost the line of text that makes the image appear. You'll just have to do with going to the picture manually for now.
Agreed, at least it's not a ball-shaped fetus.
Halolz is on the internet, and what I've learnt the internet thrives on destroying the childhood memories…it's quite sad….
OH MY GOD! SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT!
Its only an image, but for some reason, I can hear that thing.
Why? Wynaut?
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Looks like Jesus went off the rails…
Wynaut?
It's the Eye of XANA *for any of you that know Code Lyoko*
And you shall see when I get there >_>
Actually, she left it in storage in the new 5th Generation series.
I do like Wriggle. And yeah, Wriggle is easily the most widely-varied character in terms of depiction. Depending on the art she can be badass, adorable or just sort of wimpy-looking.
Judging by the reactions I've gotten for this, no one but Kiru has seen the movie… It's called Pan's Labyrinth, and it's awesome.
*deadpan Nagato voice* …Watch it…
In 3D
Maybe it's a Christmas present?
I don't trust the E-Peen antipocalypse, so I'll wait until Monday just to be sure…
I know, I'm too slow ಥ_ಥ
Makes sense. Sonic is fast, but he's always late to the fun.
In this case, monocles and tophats.
Mine jumped up too.
Maybe it's the E-peen blessing!?
In space.
well yeah that vid was oddly hilarious. But I still remember that orange on apple track you played….
I know what it is, I just don't really, I just don't….*mind explodes*
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The Falcon heard our prayers :D
Wobuffet used Curse!
It's Super Effective!
EDIT: Woah, major E-Peen increase
Wobbuffet vs Wobbuffet?
Adblock Plus to the rescue! Aw…. who am I kidding someone hand me a gun.
no pepper spray
watch it stumble over shit cause it's got hand eyes.
THANKS HALOLZ!
I WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN!!!
IT'S STARING RIGHT INTO MY SOUL!
I see a skull o_o
This was the only scene worth watching in that movie. The rest of it was crap imo.
An untooned Wobbofet? Eh, WYANOT?
HAI GUYS! Just finished the Scarecrow mission in Arkham Asylum, thought I'd check Halolz since I haven't been on the site in a whi-- *turns off laptop, finds antidote for fear toxin*
"Eyes black as coal, like doll's eyes…"
"Um, they prefer to be called 'action figures'…"
I would if someone would hand me a gun.
ಠ_ಠ …The hell…?
I would be making that face too if there was a black didlo with eyes lodged into my ass -_-
What the fuck did i just get linked to?
Here. Here's a Tommygun. Don't spend all the ammunition one plac…. oh. That's what you want to waste it on. Well, carry on, good sir.
That thing just gave my mind the BSOD
SOME ONE GET RID OF THE UNTOONEDS!!! KILL IT WITH THE FIRE OF A MILLION SUNS!!!!
your a evil person you know that?
I LOVE REFRENCES!!!
… it looks scarey!!!! DX
You killed it. You murdered my childhood. I can never go back now. Time to die.
In other words, divide by zero.