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Kirby Untooned
Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 7, 2008 · 12:03 PM
(208 votes, average: 3.09 out of 5)
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Creepy/Spooky, Disturbing, Kirby's Dream Land, Nintendo, No Caption Needed, Too Much Free Time, Weird
Creepy/Spooky, Disturbing, Kirby's Dream Land, Nintendo, No Caption Needed, Too Much Free Time, Weird
(4.63 out of 5)
oh dear god ._.
so creepy!
Holy freaking crap!
That’s terrifying…
5/5 for pure, pants-wetting horror.
Oh dear Lord, what the hell is that?!?!
holy sht! What the f*ck was that??!?!?!?!?!
KILL.
IT.
WITH.
FIRE!!!
What is it?
Fuck Fire, Use Harpoon Missiles!
AHHHH!!!
AHHHH!!!
AHHHH!!!
DESTROY IT!!!
Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
I Willl Never Look At Kirby The Same Way Again. ;_;
@haywire
screw nukes use the MOON!
I’m scared…
And is that a fingernail on its arm…?
Ohai.
I seem to have misplaced my bottle of eye bleach.
Could someone spot me a bottle plz?
THAT
IS
HOOOOOORRIFYING
D:
Oh my omg.
This is horrific.
…
Douche
It’s eyes looks like cigarette burns, and the body looks like an organ….. Seriously Shawn, just start a seperate page for these pictures.
@Deth2Gerbilz
Fuck the Moon, use Mars
I’ll be seeing that in my nightmares… *rocks back and forth* CAN’T UNSEE
By the way,how has noone posted the realistic Sonic yet?
http://news.filefront.com/realistic-looking-sonic-the-hedgehog-to-give-you-nightmares/
what the screw? stop sending us messed up pics!
JESUS CHRIST! Now that’s fucked up!
Fuck Mars. Use the Sun!
Forget mars, use ZERG RUSH
fuck the sun, use the Milky Way Galaxy
fuck the galaxy, use satan
OMG! That thing is going to haunt my dreams! :’(
@shoomadoomabibly
Fuck Satan, use Chuck Norris
I died a little on the inside.
….it has a toe for an arm…nail included o_o
It looks like it was shopped by using human parts.
But still. D:
@Terahdon
That oughta do it in, the little bugger
Jeeze Louise what is that!
O__O
*screams like school girl*
That’s fucked up, good sir.
@Terahdon
Chuck Norris might be the worlds only hope lol. This pictures is just ‘…’, that’s all i can say (or rather not say)about it is ‘…’ lol
AHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE HELL AHHHHHHH
WHO DID THIS TO ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HOLY SHIT HAX. 0/5 for picture, but 6/5 for “i never want to see that again in my whole life”
GOOD GRAVY!!!
From this day forward, Kirby can never be defined as “cute”.
OMG WHAT DID NINTENDO DO TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE? WHAT HAPPENED TO TIFF AND TUFF AND META KNIGHT AND DEDEDE? WHAT AM IIIIIIIIIIIII?!?!?!?!?
Fuck Norris, use a Falcon Punch
Fuck falcon punch
use spirit bomb!
Fuck everything. Use a Falcon Punch combined with a Chuck Norris kick while both of them divide by 0!
Holy crap, it’s macato from Total Recall! Though, this is the first time I seen Shawn post in caps throughout the entire commentary before…
What if… that thing goes:
HIIIIIIIII !
Opinions anyone ?
GAAAH.
I CAN’T UN-SEE IT!
T_T KIRBY! what happened to you!!!!
*shivers in corner* not kirby… not kirby…. that is not kirby….
It plauges my thoughts and mind….
@Lekonua
Use a Chuck Norris Falcon Kick
fuck the galaxy use a black hole!
O_O
Kill it! Throw it into the sun, a nuclear reactor, black hole, I don’t care, just DO SOMETHING!
To be honest. I chuckled. :D
best image ever.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUGH
MAKE IT GO AWAY
Hey did someone call me? Something about a OH JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
KNOCK IT OFF! WE’VE ALL HAD ENOUGH OF THESE SO- CALLED REALISTIC PICTURES.
DO NOT WANT!!!!
OH SNAP WUT THE F KIRBY ORGAN!!!
*crying*
why?
dsf;ahkdjfhouioaib
fingres rfesue to wrok, bairn mlenitg.
graahhhhh….
*goes to find more rusty sporks that are on fire*
what..The….FUCK?!!!
Dear sweet Monkey Christ on a pogo stick.
Why man why?
=;_;=
WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT?!
*whacks it with scout’s bat, many, many times*
fuck a Norris-punch, use the fucking universe!!!!or better yet use whats beyond the universe
Screw everything else, UNDO it.
Bwahahaha, ohhhh, hahahaha! Your cries of terror sustain me, continue!
OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
Incinerate it.
PS3 version
@Technoskull
Lol
@ Picture
*Eyes light on fire. Again.*
DEAR LORD! THE PROPHECIES WERE TRUE!!!
don’t use Satan… use St.Michael he OWNED Satan
ah! photorealistic kirby burns my eyes!
i like this real kirby better!
Actually, i quite like it.
ah! imgs dont work! my bad
http://www.aeropause.com/wordpress/archives/images/2008/04/kirbytouchdown.jpg
Seriously, why do you keep posting these horrible realistic pictures that nobody wants to, no, should EVER see.
Gaah! My eyes, which were already burnt, are on fyar again!
Oh hey guys whats going on in he-OH WHAT IN CHRIST AGH!
Can’t sleep, Kirby will eat me…
Can’t sleep, Kirby will eat me…
Can’t sleep, Kirby will eat me…
etc.
wow, the comments on here are priceless, forget the deformed kirby (i know i wish i could), the comments are lolz enough to kinda make up for it (kinda…)
SCREW EVERY WEAPON KNOWN TO MAN,
USE German Predator!
Save me Duffman!
“Snake, what’s going on there?”
“Otacon, it’s…it’s horrible. This…this THING arrived…it looked like Kirby but…horrible…I think it possessed my little pink friend, ah…and then, then, he ate Mario and…the blood it was everywh…and the bones…the crunching…and then…then he ripped the still-beating heart out of Young Link and…he…DEVOURED IT…and then Falcon…he ate, Falcon…”
“Snake, calm down, you’re not making any sense. Are you safe?”
“I’m hiding under…under the map…but…it’s Final Destination, Otacon…he’s above…he can fly…oh God, he’s coming down…oh God oh God oh God he sees me oh God he’s coming THIS WAY OH GOD ARGHHHHHHHH…”
“Snake? Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?”
this is scary to you? how? like, cmon
I hate to say it but it would be fucking awesome to see more of these. I’m sorry. They make me laugh (and cry)
Something I just noticed - Halolz is on my most visited sites on Google Chrome, so whenever I boot up a new tab HIS SOULLESS EYES ARE STARING AT ME.
*shudder*
Fuck everything, use the Large Hadron Collider!
@Pigeon Army
Your comment made laugh more than the picture…All of the comments are friggin hilarous!!!
Old.
I wish I could unsee it!
This gave me such a huge erection.
OH GOD MAH FRIGGIN EYES >_<
Brilliant…….I love it
6/5
I don’t think “WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!” quite covers it.
AAAAAAHHH
Put it between two Captain Falcons who are punching one another >.<
ï¼ SophiaDragonMaster- Darn you ninja!
The LHC is our only hope for victory… For great justice!
O_O cannot unsee
Nevermind Norris, nevermind falcon, nevermind throwing the moon at it, just throw Marty McFly and the doc in the DeLorean and tell them to go back in time to undo this abomination.
Terrible………. just, terrible…………
Screw McFly, use Micheal Phelps in water!
Oh… my… God. Out of all the things that i wish i could unsee, this is easily at the top of the list. I mean… its soo abso-fucking-lutely horrifying… *shudder* NOW! I am off to go scoop out my eyes with a plastic spoon. Good bye!
Screw Micheal Phelps and all of his gold medals, someone call in the Elite beat Agents!
HEEEAAALP!!!
100th post!!
So did kirby suck up a fetus?
“HHIIII!”
<8( (((( HALP MEH, MAH EYES! THUZ SOILED!
arm your cracker launchers and smart bombs men, were goin’ in…
lol kirby is just like cancer lolol
thats an abomination! it must be destroyed. use everything in one big attempt to destroy it!
USE EVERY PIECE OF MATTER IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE TO KILL IT.
And to prove you have slain it, bring me that toe arm thing…
Hello friend
@GameBuddy
WHERE IS YOUR SANITY NOW!!!!
OH GOOD GOD!!! NOT KIRBY D;;;. This is the most disturbing thing i’ve seen on halolz. i would’ve rated 4 because of how good it’s made, but 3 because this is painful and i like kirby :(
Oh and, @ Atomic
The realistic sonic isn’t that scary. He looks good imo
Screw the Elite Beat Agents, call the Guitar Hero! He’ll save us!
Actually, I think this is really cool. I’ve seen how people photoshop video game and cartoon characters to look real, and it is a very long, difficult, and technically challenging process. I want to see more!
(That arm part is really disgusting, I hate toes and feet..)
5/5… due to all the “WTF MY EYES” comments…
@Pigeon Army
Epic…
Now excuse me while I try to look for my sanity and impale my own eye sockets when I do…
There’s nothing under my bed!
There’s nothing under my bed!
There’s nothing under my bed…
Can’t let u show that Halolz
son:Dad could a monster Kirby eat me
Dad: yes then he woud use ur DNA o make himself stronger
son:0_0
This Just Killed The Kirby Part Of My Brain O_O
Wait A Minute….THIS IS A DEVELOPING BABY O_o
*throws up*
What has been seen, cannot be unseen…..
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!
I froze when i scrolled down to this.
This has like the most comments on Halolz…
>_>
Mutilated Monday? Scary Saturday?
You decide
WHAT THE F*** IS THAT!?! THIS IS THE MOST F***** UP PICTURE ON HALOLZ EVER WHY DID YOU DO THIS!! WHY!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!
I’d hit it.
@kurisu7885
Ed Wood reference, FTW.
But this is seriously SCARY AS HELL.
Haha, wow. Talk about a lot of comments. I KNEW THIS WAS AN EPIC IDEA.
and is this SERIOUSLY the most comments? Woo, personal best!
Oh yes, to respond to a few of these: OrionX, Yes, that is a fingernail.
Alphabet soup - It was made of people-parts.
Pigeon army - Haha, I seriously lol’d @ your first post, you made this a hundred times better.
epic photoshop
but, im gonna go ahead and put my eyes in the safety box now
LMFAO the comments on here r so funny now my turn
BONKAI *millions of bats come in and rape the abomination of nature*
*tosses it into the sun and nukes the sun*
*destroys the resulting black hole*
MY EYES!!!!! >_<
THERE LIQUEFYING FROM THE INSIDE!
KILL IT, KILL IT!
No no, collide Falcon Punches. That’s the ONLY way to kill it. We’ve seen what that shit can do.
I don’t think it CAN be killed with any close range weaponry. Would YOU try to punch it? Really? It would mean being within view of it, and so help me, I wouldn’t have the guts. WHAT IF YOU MISS? I mean, the only truly SAFE method is to nuke it from orbit. Ion Cannon, the like.
@reconer45
You Are Correct It IS a Developing Baby.
I was right! Even Ferryn Agrees…Wait…WHAT!? O_o
@Ferryn
Sorry to burst your bubble, but “It’s a Trap!” has like 381 or something comments.On a side note… Does anyone have eye bleach?
134th
i will never want to see a kirby pic again D:
its not a tumor
ok maybe he is
@dekuskrub1
“I’M A TUMOR, I’M A TUMOR. I’M A TUMOR, I’M A TUMOR, I’M A TUMOR.I’M A TUMOR, I’M A TUMOR. OH, OH, OH, I’M A TUMOR.”
Dugg! http://digg.com/nintendo/Realistically_Rendered_Kirby
KILL IT.
Kill it with PAIN AND DEATH
*pokes it with stick*
Thats really nice work done!
Please do picachoo as well, so that v can c a lil decrease in redundant-anime fanship.
@Evitron
Forget Pain and Death Throw The Freaking Solar system at it!
God damn Dreamhost… anytime the site gets a good link it crashes from modest traffic. I think I may need to switch servers (AGAIN).
<(0_0<)
[…] to halolz for making us […]
uh..erm..uh…(sighs) what the hell am i supposed to SAY about this?!
OH GOD ITS ARM IS A THUMB
Now, I have to stab my eyes, even after birdo, pikatits, mario, and bowser.
Hey, Chuck, did you call me? Something abouHOLYCRAPSWEETMERCYOFGODWHATTHE FUCKISTHATABOMINATIONOHGODMYEYESAREFOREVERSCARREDSHITSOMEBODY KILLTHATFREAKINGFETUSKIRBYITSFUCKINGSTARINGATME
oh…..dear…….god!!!!
*sucks thumb*
*rocks back and forth*
happyplacehappyplacehappyplace!
*Launches evil demonic Kirby to planet Venus and launches 10 nukes at Venus and in case it somehow lives,sends Captain Falcon,every Power Ranger,and Superman after it* That should deal with it.*Also sends Gordon Freeman and Kratos after it,just to be sure*
Shawn Handyside Why Did You Let ANYONE Post This…MONSTER!? Plus It Has The Most Diggs O_O I DO NOT DIGG IT!
I think we can all come to agreeance that this is our only chance, goodbye gentlemen.
*universe starts to collapse in upon its self*
Wait a minute,It’s an undeveloped baby?So it’s still developing?Then use my idea and USE ZERG RUSH.
153rd
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As we speak, my mind is collapsing within itself. God..damnit
Someone
gather every marvel hero there is
and kill it
kill it one million times
and if that is a developing baby
that is one baby I would not want to eat
ever
what teh heck is dat!
[…] up… Untooned Kirby by Ferryn. Who would’ve thought such a disturbingly weird pic would make my life a living […]
Its disgusting!!!
send in Chuck Norris to send it to the moon!
Send Balthier. Trust me, nothing will live.
Look at the background of this picture… I think this is what Kirby looked like in the womb… Or maybe it’s a long lost brother?
Now this is something worth saving!
DANGER…DANGER…DANGER, Will robinson!!
:O
OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL.
Quick! Use the Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann!
*Eyes still on fire*
WHY?
*Gets some eye bleach for Kbman*
Anywho, WHY THE FUCK is this still up here?
SOM1 GOUGE OUT MAH EYES!! DX
People, I want to remind you of rules 34, 35, and 36.
@Animedevildog
OH SHIT. You do realize your going to hell for that, right? You just made my day worse by THIS much.
The hidiousness of tht picture will haunt my dreams forever
Fuck everything else, use Wolf.
Whoah! It’s like kirby meets chernobyl! You got a mention in NGamer Mag- Issue #29, Page 80! Congratulations, dude.
Fuck everything!!!!!
use all final smashs of all characters!!!!
that’s the only way to kill it!!!!
kill it kill it kill it now!!!!
and finish with luigi’s negative zone!!!!
All in favor of lightsaber-ing it in the face?
*50 million hands go up*
It’d be my pleasure. *STAB*
Im firing ma……….WTF!!!!!!!! OH GOD DAMN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god…………If dats Kirby after chernobyl den we no he can suvive nukes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 100x Kamehameha
WTF is that????!?!:((
Actually, when I first heard of this, I waited for something worse.
…….
*goes over to the dresser and grabs a change of underwear*
grab100 nukes and throw them in the super evil kirby thats hungry,cause we will feed him with nukes!
my god! this is some fucked up shit
My god!This is some fucked up shit.