I HAVE A FALCON PUNCH. YOUR ROCKET LAUNCHER IS INVALID!!

Just when you thought your rocket launcher gave you the edge over all others, Captain Falcon appears to put you in your place. Mess with the Falcon and you get the punch!
By Oliver R.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 25, 2010 · 10:49 AM 
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F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Fists of Fury, Heavy Weapons, Konami, Metal Gear Solid, Nintendo, Special Attacks, Super Smash Bros, Things Are Heating Up, Wii

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59 Responses to “I HAVE A FALCON PUNCH”

  1. Flamerider on September 25th, 2010 10:54 am

    Looks like you just got…
    *sunglasses*
    Burned!

  2. Vlauer on September 25th, 2010 10:57 am

    He has a Falcon Punch

    Our God is invalid

  3. AubviusTroll on September 25th, 2010 11:08 am

    Meet the Captain!
    What makes me a good Cptn Falcon? If I was a bad Cptn Falcon I wouldn't be here punching your rockets, now would I?!

  4. dvv402 on September 25th, 2010 11:09 am

    So Falcon Punches now deflect rockets? What else can they do?

  5. MrRaccoon on September 25th, 2010 11:51 am

    Alternate caption:
    Snake- Damn, my zipper got stuck again
    Falcon- I FIX!

  6. Axel X on September 25th, 2010 12:40 pm
  7. Odd Troll on September 25th, 2010 1:08 pm

    the power of Falcon compels you!

  8. Paulrus-Keaton? on September 25th, 2010 1:12 pm

    SNAKE? DON'T PIK AT IT!

  9. El_bruno on September 25th, 2010 1:17 pm

    Oh come on! It's the Goddamn Captain Falcon! He dosn't need a falcon punch, every argument becomes invalid when he's close

  10. meinmattias on September 25th, 2010 1:21 pm

    What? I don't have a Rocket Lawn Chair…

  11. TheHeroPrinny on September 25th, 2010 1:26 pm

    I'll just do what everyone does.

  12. MasterLuigi452 on September 25th, 2010 2:15 pm

    Ok we all know that Falcon Punch solves every mankind's problem, but why do we have to keep state the obvious??

  13. Marzen on September 25th, 2010 2:20 pm

    That's a Falcon? Looks more like a fucking daemon.

  14. Roflcopter419 on September 25th, 2010 2:38 pm

    The amount of comments kissing up to Captain Falcon bug me, but I shouldn't be surprised.

  15. XPengooX64 on September 25th, 2010 2:44 pm

    Cpt. Falcon has a Falcon Punch.
    Our existence is invalid.

  16. AuraMaster on September 25th, 2010 2:45 pm

    Captain Falcon doesn't ordain you. He punches the evil out of you, and you become a priest if you survive the initial contact, plus 12 months of intense burn therapy.

  17. vatonnage on September 25th, 2010 4:01 pm

    It kinda looks like everyone's staring at Snake's crotch. Even the Falcon. Captain Falcon looks like he's kinda peeking at it out of the corner of his eyes.

    Sorry, I'll go leave now…

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  19. Sir_Nox on September 25th, 2010 6:40 pm

    Until Snake, being the cheap and over-powered twat that he is makes the missile do a 360, five figure eights, and a zig-zag before making it come all the way back toward them.

  20. tstriker1 on September 26th, 2010 6:22 am

    I knew someone would finally kill the rocket launcher joke, It was a pain in the ass in TF2

  21. minermania on October 21st, 2012 7:48 am

    The battle of the falcn punches has begun! Oh wait, Captain Falcon wins by default because he's the only one to truly do the falcon punch.

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