“I HAVE A ROCKET LAUNCHER. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.”

No mudkips this time… instead Paulrus has joined the debate team! And he’s winning, America style!
By Paulrus, quote by SmirnoffJoe

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 12, 2008 · 4:45 PM 
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32 Responses to “I HAVE A ROCKET LAUNCHER.”

  1. That Man on November 12th, 2008 5:00 pm

    First, fail

  2. kurisu7885 on November 12th, 2008 5:02 pm

    Damn right a rocket launcher renders one’s argument invalid.

  3. MrSunshine028 on November 12th, 2008 5:08 pm

    lol funny

  4. Flunky on November 12th, 2008 5:57 pm

    I concede the point.

  5. Humdiblah on November 12th, 2008 6:48 pm

    That is amazing 5/5

  6. EmberFury on November 12th, 2008 7:04 pm

    Truth is, he’s just bluffing, because he’s out of ammo.

  7. Hajs5 on November 12th, 2008 7:57 pm

    That’s all I’d need in my debate class.

  8. Nick Soapdish on November 12th, 2008 8:09 pm

    This is why Snake has never had a wife.

  9. kingofretards on November 12th, 2008 8:12 pm

    Lulz, you don’t fuck with Snake.
    Also, I have just noticed, everyone here who comments uses basic grammar and English. That’s fucking amazing for a internet site, epically about lolcat video game pictures.

  10. Tadferd on November 12th, 2008 8:23 pm

    He needs to watch out for the guy with a Fatman though.

  11. Mega Robinson Man on November 12th, 2008 8:23 pm

    NOW THATS AMERICAN!!!!
    FUCK YOU COMMIES!!!
    WE HAVE ROCKETS AND THINGS TO LAUNCH THEM AT YOU!!!!

  12. Paulrus on November 12th, 2008 8:31 pm

    Two things:

    1- This was based off a comment someone made on Facepunch that I found funny.

    2- Holy shit it actually made it on here. I sent this back in… August. o_o

  13. Elliott on November 12th, 2008 9:24 pm

    That so needs to be put on a T-Shirt…

  14. Anna on November 12th, 2008 9:40 pm

    Now all we need is one with Soldier from TF2.

  15. SpiralCocktail on November 12th, 2008 10:46 pm

    tru dat

  16. Rayza B on November 12th, 2008 11:17 pm

    I hate debating…

  17. minespatch on November 13th, 2008 12:03 am

    @Anna:
    That’s what came in my mind when I saw this.

    @KingofRetards:
    Is it really that big a deal? I only type with grammar(almost spelled “grammar” like Kelsy GRAMMER) because I WANT to.

  18. Ryan on November 13th, 2008 1:09 am

    Wow, so did anyone else think of O’Brien from 1984 when they read this?

  19. Nick Soapdish on November 13th, 2008 1:09 am

    @minespatch
    Read the comments for pictures on icanhascheezburger and cry for humanity.
    What really makes me cringe is realizing that most of those people who post comments there are probably middle aged.

  20. Shawn Handyside on November 13th, 2008 2:55 am

    @Elliott Hmm… that’s not a bad idea! :D

  21. Trent on November 13th, 2008 7:26 am

    ^ So buying that shirt.

  22. killercartoons on November 13th, 2008 10:20 am

    Note to self: Carry rocket launcher with me at all time, never lose another argument again.
    Unless I meet another person with a rocket launcher. then we shall truly see who is right!

  23. Glitch on November 14th, 2008 2:39 pm

    @Killercartoons:

    I have aim, therefore your rocket launcher is invalid

  24. MrMe05 on November 15th, 2008 4:28 pm

    I think I found my new lawyer!

  25. dekuskrub1 on November 15th, 2008 6:40 pm

    hes as good at debating as Phenoix Wright(sp?)

  26. MrMe05 on November 15th, 2008 7:16 pm

    OBJECTION!!!
    I HAVE A ROCKET LAUNCHER!

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  28. Pie on December 9th, 2008 1:18 am

    No you fail >:O

  29. ... on September 11th, 2009 1:40 am

    Fail
    Thats a Nikita

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